My School's penis inspection day is coming up on Monday.

Chop dick off in an emergency MtF operation.

>>66713383
But Chiletana I'm not gay. I just don't want the other kids to bully me desu

>>66713265
About that pic, I overheard a kid talking about this in pe back in high school and it was the most retarded thing I've ever witnessed.

>>66713482
Well it all depends on their level of irony honestly

>>66713265
>implying anybody wouldn't fuck an exact clone of themselves

>>66713522
I'm pretty sure he was being serious. He was trying to prove his heterosexuality to friends.

>>66713265
Tell them your small dick is just part of your Halloween costume.

>>66713536
Not if you're both subs, for example

>>66713562
Some people don't become functional until after high school I guess, if at all.

>>66713564
Was thinking about going as Genii from Overwatch. Will that work, you think?

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>>66713482
>>66713522
>>66713562
>>66713676
I knew a kid who said jerking to porn with a guy in it was gay.. and only lesbian porn was straight since it had no men.

>>66714006
How do we know you're not jerking off to the man in straight porn, anon?

drink lots of water and hold in your pee

I'd suck my own dick if I could

>>66720310
I'll suck your dick senpai.

>>66720339
fuck off fag lmao

>>66720266
Wait, is the origin of this really from Trudeau?

>>66713676
>Not if you're both subs, for example
Double-headed dildos exist for a reason