Tell me a little bit about the Australian tourists in your homeland

hello?

>>66711408

there's a reason we shipped you to some shithole island

fucking bogan cunts you're worse than our chavs

>>66711408
You're the Britain of SEA: locals just can't handle the bants.

>>66711408
Foreigners can't handle banter

>>66711408
Horrible in SEA, but fine everywhere else

>>66712536
funny bants btw, very epic
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/26/australian-robert-ellis-jailed-for-15-years-for-child-sexual-abuse-in-bali

>>66711408
I love listening to their accent tbqfhwymgl

>>66712438
>>66712536
>>66714103
samefagging hard

>>66714607
So basically where we send our old farts, and millennials.

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>>66711408
I've never met them, for some reason they don't come to Siberia.

Idk, never met one.

>>66714607
This.

>>66714644
thanks m8

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>>66714807
Really makes you think, huh

>>66714644
hi

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>>66714844
Yeah, this really stimulates my cognitive activity. Why do they visit only Moscow?

>>66714932
Because it's a tourist-trap city
>muh kremlin

Only Aussie I met in America was a gal who hated abos but thought it was wrong for Americans to not like blacks.

When in Europe, I've met a few. Some are super cool (got fucking drunk as sin wity one in Serbia) and others were self righteous True Travelers™ who thought they were better than everyone because they only hitchhiked and smelt like dog shit.

>>66714951
sounds about right. people here secretly hate abos. i hope you told her to get fucked and told her she was fucking stupid etc really go off at her fuckin yellin make her cry and shit thats the ONLY way australian bitches understand im fuckin serious u can scream at them and they will start cryin and apologising for everything its the exact same as beating them

maybe that only works for australian men actually

>>66714948
Fug, I hate Moscow now. I've been to many cities in Europe and Asia, but Moscow is my least favorite one, it's even worse than London. And I've been to some Chinese shitholes where people literally live in mudhuts.

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>>66711408
Not really.
They gave me 1000yen when I was broke.

>>66715067
i wanna go to sib eria one day desu but im niot sure what id do up there

the qts r the qtiest tho

>>66715009
autism

>>66711408
I've met three Ausfags so far here in Ohio. One was a guy back in HS. He played on the rugby team that guys from my HS played for, and I think he was on the youth national team. They said they just gave him the ball and won. He was a big blonde dude, built like a brick shithouse.

I think I delivered a pizza to his dad. The dad was fuckin hilarious. He came off as a dick but then started laughing and said "I'm just fuckin with you"

The third was an expat like the dad above. He didn't talk shit but I knew he was an Aussie. The guy lived in a really fucking nice house.

I'm too fuckin drunk to write a good post, but Ausfags are pretty cool, if you know what banter is. Otherwise they come off as dicks

>>66715164
what? have u ever even had an aussie girlfriend u stupid fuck? or u gotta get a gook huh?

bitches fuckin love gettin screamed at and watching their man shit all over them u pathetic cuck

if u got a sister good chance i screamed she creamed nom sayin ; )

>>66715131
You may try something like that.
https://www.travelallrussia.com/tours/imperial-russia-trans-siberian

The prices are insane though.

>>66711408
#3 from the left, dont skip leg day faggot

>>66715244
>From
A$8,894
This is the lowest price.

>This is the lowest price.

yeah no wonder no one goes bet u dont even got good pingas

>>66715295
These are fancy tours for richfags. Regular train ticket from Moscow to Vladivostok starts at $135.