I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

>>66710366
How does one be allegiant to a flag? The flag isn't alive silly.

I don't understand what you said but ok whatever for America.

>>66710366
Pledge of Allegiance
(Bellamy versions)
(changes are bolded and underlined)
1892 (first version) [1]
"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
1892 to 1923
"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
1923 to 1954 [1]
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
1954 (current version)
4 U.S.C. §4 [2]
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

>>66710366
haha i've almost completely forgotten the pledge of allegiancec haha

>>66710480
Interesting how america and liberty, and just for all gets farther and farther from each other.

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>>66710366
>And Justice For All
Now you're making me think of that Based Mettalica album

>>66710544
really...... made me think

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15L0ot8y1TR

>>66710572
beautiful, made me clap

This makes my war anger to rise.

When the flag becomes more important than the ideals it embraces your country is in danger of fascism.

>>66710366
Is it not embarrassing saying this shit out loud? I'd die

>>66710724
It is too late to say that now. We already beg for blood. https://youtu.be/QEJ-RPOgS1E

>>66710812
we have a country to be proud of. (unlike britian)

>>66710812
I stay silent and only say the last verse.
When people say something I tell them that the values it is supposed to represent aren't being upheld by our government, thus it is only a piece of cloth, and that cloth hasn't done anything for me.

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>>66710366
God bless

>>66710881
of course you do...(haha)

>>66711031
>>66710812
We won't be sent to prison for it.

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>>66710881
>He says posting under a Mississippi flag

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>>66711089

>>66711089

For now.

Think before you vote.

>>66711126
What's with Mississippi Man

>>66711165
When Alabama makes fun of you, that's how you know you're a failure of a state.

>>66710572
underrated

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>>66711178

>>66710916
I used to be edgy too, then I realized that while any individual may not hold much authority over the government, if you're willing and have friends, you can influence your local politicians.

With the amount of red tape that is jumped through for a vote to matter, getting a number of people to respectfully write to your congressman can allow you to hold sway over elections. Going against a strongly held policy by the majority of your district is career suicide for many politicians.

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>>66711239
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

Being liberal isn't the problem you know, being a faggot is. You're the issue here.

>>66710812
You just move your lips like you're saying something and let everyone else say it

>>66710366
me too

>>66710366
Good thread.
Have a good post for a good thread.

>>66710812
>mfw I said it aloud for literally my ENTIRE grade school career (from K-12)
I have NO regrets.
You brits need a bit of PATRIOTISM in your life.
No, I'm not even memeing about saying it aloud every morning for over 12 years.

>>66711430
yeah this
I still remember it even though a lot of people I know don't

>>66711430
This creepy shit is way more like jingoism than patriotism tho.
>One nation under da fuhrer

>>66711547
>thinking America isn't already fascism lite.

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Why don't brits celebrate their country?

>>66711615
I suppose America is in its teenage years, you'll grow out of this shit soon lad. Don't worry.

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>>66711709
Never

>>66710366
I shit on your flag because it looks tacky and distasteful.

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>>66711830
Fuck off Poland

>>66711830
I can't wait for the days when it has a million microscopic stars on it.

>>66711830
At least ours isn't just a half bloodied tampon.

>>66711830
Your entire country looks tacky and distasteful.

>>66711830
At least our economy is good enough that we can afford to put detail into our flag.

>all those free (You)s
The flag of USA is the worst, let me stress that, THE WORST in the world. You switched your sandwiches for your brains and you have absolutely no idea about heraldry. Your flag is disgusting and whoever is pledging allegiance to it should kill himself.

>>66711830
>>66711950
Your flag looks like it was toilet paper shat on by a guy with hemorrhoids.

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@66711950
2 (two) stripes

Not to mention
>Britbong cuckstamp
Please remind me, how are you not
>a
>fucking
>colony
again? You're basically retarded children of Brits.

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>>66711950
Shut the fuck and give us your women

>>66711950
somehow you're just as annoying as the ameriboo "muh librul boogeyman" pole faggot

>>66711986
poland is a russian colony

>>66711986
Where the fuck do you see the britbong cuckstamp, do we look like australia to you?

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>>66711986
>the American flag has a Britbong cuckstamp
what did he mean by this?

>>66711803
This image makes me smile because it's so undeniably true.
God bless America.

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>>66711986
We're diverse :)

>cuckstamp
Where???

>>66712024
I think he thinks the stars in the top right are a Union Jack

>>66712044
top left* my bad

>>66711986
>britbong cuckstamp
Sorry, I think you mean Australia, New Zealand, or Canada (no cuckstamp technically but the citizens wear it all over their faces).

The United States of America (or America) has an original flag that bears NO resemblance to any British flags ever, especially none near India.

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>USA

>>66712033
What is? colonizing a place where nobody can file a complaint to HR and have you removed? kek

>>66712070
>posting garbage libtard propaganda

>>66712070
You have no idea how integral they are to our plans.
We defend Israel not because they want us to, but because we need them to achieve our goals.
America is not as stupid as the Europeans think.

>>66712070
Of course we wanna defend Isreal, they're basically our middle-eastern puppet state.

>>66710366
FUCK THAT.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEENGOD SAVE THE QUEENGOD SAVE THE QUEENGOD SAVE THE QUEENGOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

Also just in case GOD SAVE THE KING to be fair

>>66712145
>>>>>>>>""""""""""""""""our""""""""""""""""""
I think you need to correct your sense of direction, fattyboiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>66711950
U.S. flag is the most beautiful flag in the world. T. my jeans.

>>66712177
Cuck

>>66712196
GOD BLESS

>>66712177
How does it feel to be cucked this hard by the UK

>>66712196
>red, white & blue
cucked

>>66710366
yeah i stopped saying this stupid thing long ago.

I don't care about the flag, the republic or god much.

>>66712272
>Your colony surpassed you as a world power.
>Couldn't even keep the street shitters in check.

>>66712292
Get the fuck out of my country

>>66712338
>Surpasses
you've done nothing with you're world power other than embarrass yourself

>>66712410
you're just angry that when people shout "the red white and blue!" they don't mean your flag.

to be fair, you have god save the queen and a national anthem thats pretty good.

>>66712410
Funny how you seemed to like it when we saved your country's ass in WWII. Or when we went to the moon. What did you guys do with your world power? You took some land like selfish assholes.

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O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto – “In God is our trust,”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

>>66712431
>not recognizing Jerusalem as the GOAT national anthem

>>66712431
Still not as good as the USA tho

https://youtu.be/N_lCmBvYMRs

>i pledge alliegance
>to a flag
yanks
will they ever learn

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>>66712527
Not any flag, THE flag, get it right.

https://youtu.be/yHNfvJc99YY
Come back white man

>>66712459
>saved your country's ass in WWII.
You mean when you joined the war at the last minute to steal as much as Europe as possible before Stalin got his hand on it all since the war was practically over anyway.

>Or when we went to the moon
Yeah thats beens really useful to me

>What did you guys do with your world power
>Being this intellectually bankrupt

>>66712614
Fuck off

>>66712615
Well why not educate me then anon? What was done with British world power?

>>66712676
Apart from the spread of the very language you're using now you mean? pleb

>>66712676

They stole lots of shit and put it in museums.

Their faggotry birthed several fine nations that wanted absolutely nothing to do with them.

They repeatedly claim they invented a language that is really just what some French people did to German.

>>66712835
American English is superior

>Based industrial revolution
>El Soccer

>>66712655
A bunch of Jewish con men tricked us into giving our country to them. Now it's overrun with krauts, hispanics, and niggers.

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>>66713025
Fuck off faggot

They're all American

>>66712881

USA is pretty much the only one. The rest are all members of the Commonwealth.

Also all that Greek shit would have been ruined by pollution.

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>>66713074
>he actually believes throwing away our history was a good thing
I'm really glad we removed the shackles of British oppression to be run by rich elitists

>>66713093

The other anglo nations are fine.

Individual examples of historical relics being preserved not withstanding, the practice of outright stealing everything not nailed down that looks pretty was exactly how it sounds.

>>66713126

You mean Trump?

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>>66713126
You can leave anytime cuck

>>66713131

It's not as if the "bomb them and take the oil" strategy is any better.

>>66710366
why fag

>>66713152
Both of them
We chimped out for the illusion of freedom shilled to us by rich men

So we're all in agreement that the "under God" portion is outdated and might as well be removed, right?

The Red Scare ended decades ago.

>>66713166
Not your country to kick me out of faggot

>>66713196

So far it seems to be. American satellites are a lot happier than old British ones were.

>>66713234

It'll die with the baby boomers, but not a moment sooner. Some bullshit just sticks.

>>66713250

He didn't say anything about kicking you out.

He pointed out that all of society thinks you're a faggot and you'll never have your way. If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out. Get wrecked and cry some more.

>>66713251
You can genuinely be telling me you think Australia and Canada are worse of than places like Puerto Rico and the phillipines

>>66713277

All four of those are US satellites you fucking moron. None of those are British.

How about you actually go a learn about British satellite states. Places like Ireland and India had starvation going on sometimes.

>>66713277
India sucks balls, we're all ashamed of it

>>66713335
Are you retarded?

>>66713273
>He

>>66713356

Right back at you.

>>66713335
How is Straya?

>>66712177
Now this I can get behind

Whenever an American is overconfident you can guarantee an English poster will swoop in and remind them of their mortality.

For real though the patriotism thing is a bit stale now, your government use it to make you a collective that they can exploit. Be an individual for goodness sake.

>>66714658
Funny thing is, individualism is a much bigger thing in America than it is in the UK or continental Europe. Would explain why things like universal healthcare and nationwide mass transport have never caught on here.

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>>66712410
Name ONE thing the UK has done.

>>66714724
Molest children

>>66714724
binned a bunch of perfectly good butter knives

How dare you love your country

>>66714687
No because those would benefit people. Instead of paying towards things that benefit you. You are given an almost communist mindset that you have a duty to your country and instead shovel your hard earned money into "The Debt"

America preaches conservatism so that YOU have to fend for yourself but when the government needs money you become a WE

CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

>>66714687

Is that why the Libertarian party is so popular in the US? Oh, wait...

The worst part is the brainwashing doesn't end there, patriotism has become so ingrained in Americans that to question how America does something immediately causes them to become defensive and in the event of an American criticizing how things are done they are told to leave and are looked down on for not kissing the flag used to call them to heel.

I like America a lot, but it has some waking up to do. No country is perfect and America being told they are by their leaders leads to stagnation and regressive tendencies. Americans seem for the most part to be genuine, friendly and hardworking people which makes it painful to watch them get exploited by the thing they love.

But what do I know, i'm just an English idiot.

>>66710366
>one nation under god
>one nation
>not a country of immigrants

>one nigger under god

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.

>>66711830
>spill some red paint on a piece of paper
>fill the splotches with more red paint
>call it a flag

>>66712196
W2C