What's the closest thing I can get to "English

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>>66691752
Coffee. With a side of freedom.

Mountain Dew, I think.

all "natural" deep fried """english""" """""""""""""tea"""""""""""""""""

>>66691752
Kool-Aid

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>>66691752
deep fried tea, probably

taxed

Look up Yorkshire tea, they run a cheap delivery service for diaspora out there - they'll probably deliver it to your area. It's also the best 'British tea' out there

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English tea makes me constipated.

>>66692134
Lol

You can probably find twinings breakfast blend for some extortionate import price

Keep in mind that american milk is fucked up and will destroy the flavour

>>66691752
> scottish biscuit
Boycotted in my house

>>66692902
twinings is pretty bad, nothing left to destroy anyway

>>66692944
Much easier to find in the US

Also, do you think that I actually give a shit about some pole's opinion on tea ?

>>66692902
>american milk is fucked up
Yeah, we don't have any prions in ours.

Just go to a desi mart
Or drink your own piss

>>66691752
Bottom of Boston harbor?

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>>66692172
This is the correct answer.

>>66691752
Earl Grey or British Breakfast. Ive been to London there is literally no difference.

you should use a kettle instead of a microwave first of all

>>66691752
I've heard yanks say they can get Twinings English Breakfast tea in the US, get that.

>boil kettle
>put teabag in cup
>leave the kettle to come off the boil
>pour in
>wait 3 minutes
>take the teabag out
>add milk and stir until the right colour
>enjoy

You can probably order some biscuits off amazon

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>>66700378
Yes, be sure to have biscuits with your tea. It is english tradition. I attached pic of biscuits.

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>>66699859

>>66700478
Wonder what dipping a scone in tea is like desu

who teas with no milk/sugar here?

>>66700629
(You)

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Tea is the patrician choice tbqh

>>66700306
why?

>>66701184
If you're using teabags then the water has to have just been boiled to get the best from them. Of course you could just boil water on the hob.

>>66701319
Microwaves can't boil water?

>>66701387
Just use a fucking kettle like a normal person

>>66701387
I used to think this was a meme, but you madmen actually do microwave water... Fucking diabolical mate.

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>>66701387
please anon, don't embarass me. just use a fucking kettle, hell, even a pot of water on the stove.

>>66701387
I wouldn't do it for tea because you're not sure on the water temperature from microwaves.

>>66701475
You know they put pot noodles in the microwave?

>>66691752

Don't know, have a look around Boston Harbour.

>>66692757

That man is the opposite of constipated.

>>66693701

I think he's talking about UHT milk. Basically, use fresh milk.

>>66691752
pretty sure you can't or if it is it's very difficult, whenever i go over to visit relatives they usually ask me to bring some tea over

>>66700629
might as well drink black coffee you wet homosexual

>tfw you put milk in your tea and just watch it swirl around billowing in the transparent liquid

it's so cool desu

>>66702181
i don't drink tea lol
i'm not old :)

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tea is for fags

alphas drink coffee

any questions?

>>66702514
enjoy your heart attack

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>>66700299
Technically earl grey should contain bergamot if I'm not mistaken, I prefer it to breakfast but I'll admit there really isn't that much of a difference. I take mine with milk. Pictured is the for practical purposes best you get in Mexico if you want something that's decent/afordable for everyday use.

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>>66702377
>>66702514

In our country, builders drink tea

Maybe you just live in faggy countries 2bh

Damn i love coffee

French pressed, with some scalded milk

it's TOO GOOD

>>66704612
top kek

you are such fags you import poles to do construction for you.

I'd drink tea, but we don't have the good stuff on site in the office and my private stash of bong tea ran out.
I'm back to slurping cheap hungarian energy drinks.

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>>66704812

Nah they just unclog the shitters mate

Building's done by British lads

>>66704812
and you import mexicans

>>66705541
poles, only immigrants work in UK these days. That is why the poor whites wanted Brexit, they had no job and got fat around the console estates

>>66691825
>>66691851
kek
>>66692134
MURICA!
>>66692757
This one I don't understand, he looks like such an upstanding normal individual, but he just shit himself. I don't understand.

>>66701475
>>66701387
I microwave my tea too

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>>66706926
Weirdo.

>>66691752

I think it's called classic or breakfast tea here

>>66701641
wait, in britain the milk is not UHT ?

>>66707096
Maybe that's why the cows are all mad.

>>66707053
I think it's called black tea as well

>>66707096
No northern Europeans don't go in for that.

>>66706982
dont call me that!

>>66691752

According to what I've read the only major difference is that most tea here is served cold

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>>66707638
Is it something like this?

>>66707997

I guess I don't drink tea unless I'm visiting my grandma who is from the U.K

Apparently though from what I looked up both the U.S and the U.K use the same blend of tea but in America it's usually served cold

>>66692172
Wtf i love Spain now

Man even Walmart has a solid tea selection here
And higher end stores will have like an isle for tea and tea accessories

>>66703613
Earl grey is a bit more mild than breakfast tea, then Irish breakfast is stronger than English which is more "spicy"
I prefer earl grey or lady grey too

Piss

>>66708571
It should be oversweetened and with ice.

>>66701540
if it's boiling, it's 212F, unless you're way above sea level.

>>66708792
Now you've done it.

Can you really make water boil in a microwave oven? As it is a closed system with constant volume, increasing temperature means increasing pressure and therefore a higher boiling point. I'm afraid that I'd rather make my microwave oven explode than to actually boil a cup of water in it.

>>66709256
>how does microwave radiation work

>>66709419
My question has nothing to do with how the heating process works. I know what a magnetron is and how microwaves increase molecular momentum.
Please answer my question.

>>66709256
>increasing temperature means increasing pressure
The air doesn't increase in temperature, not by much anyway.

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>>66706745

Damn, you're right Tyrone.

If only we had some proud Americans to help us out, eh! (pic related)

>>66692902
>You can probably find twinings breakfast blend for some extortionate import price

We have twinings here and it's pretty cheap.

>>66712319
why would you want spics? they are literally worse than muslims.

>>66712747
You're quite stupid.
I just want you to hear it from me first.

>>66700211
Reminds me of home that does, my grandma lives in Harrogate, used to live around there too

>>66700378
What is "the right color"?

>>66691752
This place will be filled with models on the weekends if yourself in LA.

http://beverlyhills.peninsula.com/en/fine-dining/the-living-room-afternoon-tea

>>66712747
nonsense

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>>66691752
Play this and drink cola:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW9Uudkx42g

Do not fuck with our tea.