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How do I ask my girlfriend to get a ancestry test without arousing

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How do I ask my girlfriend to get a ancestry test without arousing suspicion I don't want to be with her if she has anything but white ancestors.
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>>66683864
tell her to check if she has any double citizenships that she didnt know about.
Thats what i did
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>>66683908
Clever
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talk to her about the amazing sites of genetic sampling
women are interested in this shit
for them is like "what secret spiritual animal are you" or "find out here what ancient mesoamerican astrological sign you are"
She'll be interested in it because it's something she can easily bring up as an accomplishment. Women and americans like these things.
The only problem is the price. Which you might have to pay because there's no way she's going to pay hundreds for that. Remember, effortless accomplishment.
Tell her it's just the cost of shipping as they are mapping out clusters of people.
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Why are you abbos so obcessed with fucking white girls, are girls of your race that ugly?
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>>66683864
>I don't want to be with her if she has anything but white ancestors

That's highly difficult.
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>>66683864
If you are being serious, try convincing her to take one of those 23andMe (or similar) ancestry tests under the guise of it being harmless fun and out of curiosity.
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Does she have to be 100% white? If so you may as well leave her now.
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Set it up as a fun thing to do together for shit n giggles and you both take the ancestry test.
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>>66683864
considering all our ancestors were niggers at one point....
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>>66684194
>he fell for the out of africa meme
laughing at your life m8, read about the TRUTH from Varg here:

https://thuleanperspective.com/tag/neanderthal/
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>>66683864
Everyone is mixed at this point desu also is problably life started in Africa so just kill yourself
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>>66683864
100% white or like 90% is fine? I believe it is impossible to get 100% in these tests.
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>>66683864
>tfw heavy lithuanian heritage with some british
>tfw the baltix are the whitest
>tfw I don't even need to look
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>>66683864
don't, just take a swipe of her DNA when she's asleep
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An actual important test to make clear at the start of a relationship is a paternity test.

Refuse to have a long-term relationship with her if she won't allow a paternity test on a future child.

If she says that a paternity test is unnecessary, you know she needs to be booted.
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