What are your 5 favorite countries? (preferably explain why)

I want to put her toes in my mouth.

I want to put her tits in my mouth.

I don't have any favorite

it's all a fucking meme to me
anon were living inside a simulation
it's all a meme

her jaw is very masculine but her tits are very feminine

really makes you think

1. UK
Muh waifu is from there, cool flag, cool accents, colonized my cunt and gave us our language and common law
2. Canada
Pretty much my cunts little brother. Americans can relate to Canadians the most
3. France
god tier women, gave us the best woman Statue of Liberty and wouldn't be a cunt without them
4. Norway
Friends growing up from Norway plus it's god tier quality of life
5. Australia
Top tier shitposting and koalas are ok
Wombats are ok

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>>66676132
>2. Iceland
>Super comfy and nice posters.
that's just the one weeb autist

>>66676252
dessi knivur ao a vera tungur

>>66676252
what is the head next to the Britbong head supposed to be?

I want to live in a peaceful country with good purchasing power and with people who appreciate the privacy and personal space. So it's definitely not Russia

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>>66676364
You should try Poland. They have decent purchasing power, they respect personal space PLUS they are central European

>>66676323
dundundundundundun

>>66676348
probably irish
referencing the celtic slaves that were abundant here based on the red hair and what i assume is a 4 leaf clover

1. USA
Culturally the most dominant country in the world.

2. USA
The most powerful military.

3. USA
The most powerful economy.

4. USA
World police. Basically the superhero of world.

5. USA
The scientific powerhouse of the world.

Why would anyone like Russia

>>66676132
1. US of A
Hot rod and cool motor culture
Freedom and racism(tsundere)
So many unique people
Good entertainment contents

2. Germany
Ex Axis bros and same high tech country
Maister culture
Qt web grills

3. Taiwan
At Taiwanese grills and Our closest good neighbor
Good foods and good people

4. Australia
Good tasty whales

5. Thai
Good smiley people and good foods
Good beaches

Is this Poles are martians a new meme?

>>66676669
>meme

It's the truth

>>66676132
5 eyes 2bh

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>>66676428
this map is ridiculous
anyone who thinks Icelandic purchasing power is lower than Italian and Spanish and about the same as Czech and Slovenian is out of his mind, Iceland should be close to Denmark and Sweden and slightly above the UK and France
also Norway should we way higher, above Denmark and Sweden and below only Switzerland and the microstates

i don't know what polack made it but he's delusional

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>>66676736
Icelandic net wage is about the same as in Italy

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>>66676786
where are you getting these meme maps?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_average_wage

also wages in Iceland are historically slightly lower than ppp would suggest because of our very low unemployment (currently the lowest in Europe and has often been that way)

>>66676503
This

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>>66676602
>Good tasty whales

>>66676838
Iceland is still poorer than north italy

>>66676859
only south Tyrol is slightly richer according to OECD data
all the rest, including Lombardy is poorer per capita
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_OECD_regions_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

>>66676838
>Portugal

in no particular order

>czech republic
imho the absolute best country for cinema, gr8 literature, beautiful architecture and landscapes, the language is fun
>iceland
beautiful country, feel closer to them than perhaps any other cunt based on the celto-scandi heritage and the island mentality we share
>north america
i know i'm cheating here but i can't pick between usa or canada, i love native culture and i love north american nature, usa also has the wild west which is one of the most interesting periods to me, and canada has all that snow (plus inventing the goat sport)
>finland
favourite holiday i ever had was in lapland, need to go back desu
>japan
it was either nippon or worst korea and i think the nips just win it; home to some of my favourite authors and directors, responsible for puro and shooto, and prime qts

i dont really hate any countries tho
apart from islamic states

>>66676900
it's mainly because south Tyrol is an autonomous region with special statute i.e. They take a lot of money from the central government compared to other Italian regions

>>66676428
Poland is eastern European, poor and slavic

nty

>>66677014
I thought it was superior German heritage

>>66677025
>inb4 we wuz wends

>>66676838
Why is Estonia so much better than rest of the balts?

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>>66676132
1. Poland
Rich history, Catholic, refuse to be cucked by the EU, hate Moslems.

2. Uruguay
A bastion of civilization in South America, European feel/origin and ranch country.

3. Thailand
A strange mix of East and West. Rich history, amazing culinary tradition, inexpensive, ladyboys that are hotter than average NA women.

4. Costa Rica
Tropical with some of the best natural landscapes on the planet. Peaceful/relatively civilized ( which is rare for the region ).

5. Taiwan
Rich history, great food, true China/Chinese culture and traditions.

>>66677038
Well, They think so also

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>>66677108
>tfw Canada likes you.

>>66677103
Proximity to Finland

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>>66677103
because of this guy

>>66677244
literally who

>>66677355
former estonian president and ethnographic filmmaker lennart meri

>>66676602
wew, what a cuck!

1. Japan

2. Fuck other countries to be honest

Russia: scary but beautiful
Ukraine: melancholic impression but beautiful
Sweden: progressive gay master and beautiful
Brazil: erotically tanned Samba girls' butt that I want to lick
Thailand: beautiful and kind-hearted women with dick

>>66677103
They made some right decisions in the past.

>>66677475
Why scary?

In no particular order:
>1.) Canada
>2.) Australia
>3.) New Zealand
>4.) UK
>5.) USA

All for the same obvious reason

>>66677598
You're a cuck and enjoy like minded people?

>>66677654
Bonsoir, ça va ?

>>66677736
I don't speak your meme language Tyrese

>>66677565
I'm not him.
We sometimes call your country "oso-Russia".
osoroshi (means scary)+Russia

>>66677475
beautiful poem Ichigo.

>>66676132
Who is this boner condoner?

>>66678050
My mom. Stay away from her

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>>66676132
Australia
Historically similar to America, close allies, they've got similar behavior and demeanor to our Floridians who I love. Great great movies.

Japan
Closest friends are Japanese, wonderful history, the fact they could go from barbarians with swords to having a Navy that could challenge the US and an infantry that wiped out China is amazing. Best movies '50s-'90s and fantastic cartoons.

Vietnam
Badass history, fucked up France, Britain and us. Really nice people, have a %70-80 approval rating of the US. Saigon Rock & Soul is one of my favorite CDs.

Ireland
MUH HERITAGE mostly. Also beautiful scenery and nice people, history during the 20th century was great. Wonderful music, did more good for America than the fucking anglos.

Russia
Honestly I dunno if this is my 5th favorite, I only have 4 for certain. Russian people are fucking great but I hate the government and their country. History is absolutely fantastic, firearms fun, movies kick ass, women are attractive as well as their traps, awesome language, best memes and online videos taken from dash cams. Some of the nicest funnest posters on /int/


HONORABLE MENTIONS:
Finland, drunken social retards with good history, their Whites beat the Reds unlike Russia, second to Japanese when it comes to the amount of foreign friends.

Ukraine, nice posters, always bullied, feel sorry for them, like Russia but make video games for Westerners like STALKER and Metro

Mongolia, Asian Russians. Pretty ladies who fire arrows with their feet. Fucked with China.

Czech republic, fun posters, 2nd amendment, slavs, read a greentext story on /k/ about Czechbro the trap.

Hungary, that trucker trying to run over muslims in a video, the posters seem cool.

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>>66676132
1.Russia - Aryan master race picrelated

2. Chile. Well educated brave people who don't give the fuck to oppressors even after all horrors of US backed fascist regime.

3. Colombia. Same things - FARK - these people don't suck dicks of oppressors (just imagine what can do gayeuropeans or fat Muricans in same situation), nice girls also.

4. Mexica. Same thing. Murica transform whole country into hell, but Mexicans even after century of opression don't stop to fight for freedom (Zapatista movement etc.)

5.Cuba. Old friends and successful revolutionaries. They just make incredible things - not only cick arses of Murica and their criminal scum from island, but even fight for freedom in another countries (Angola, Latin America). Nice beautiful people they are also.

>>66676838
tbqh mediana is much more accurate than average

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>>66677598
>Posting your own country
Doing it wrong.
Pic related is you

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>>66676432
>referencing the celtic slaves
reminder that you're descended from those slaves and not vikings

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>>66679009
But it right. Nobody can compete to godlike Russians.

>>66676132
1. Russia
Based as fuck
2. Brazil
Big Colombia
3. Estonia
Literally heaven
4. Spain
Daddy
5. US & UK
Murica is murica, and i don't know but i really like the UK

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1. Switzerland
godtier country
2. Norway, Sweden, Denmark
true scandinavian countries, not nato's puppets
3.Netherlands
seems like the most civilized people from whole eu
4.Italy
history and the most beautifull language
5.Brazil
best girls

>>66679068
>2. Norway, Sweden, Denmark true scandinavian countries, not nato's puppets
ha

>>66676132

>Poland
>Sarmatian

Stop with this shit meme.There is NO known genetic&anthropologic relationship they have with sarmatians.

1. USA
besides the memes we do live in an american world

2. China
mainly history, been reading a few books on the politics of emperors/dowagers and it's pretty interesting

3. England
same as china

4. Netherlands
I want a dutch husband to give me 10ft tall children

5. I don't know, I guess France is/was interesting

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>>66679146
Only Russians are Sarmatian ancestors. Actually this is not surprise because they inhabit same land. How people people who lived in many thousands kilometers from Sarmathian/Aryan homeland to their heritage - i don't known.

https://youtu.be/qD8nTXNAwec

>>66679258
>Sarmatian ancestors.
Sarmatian descendants fix

>>66679258
>How people who lived in many thousands kilometers from Sarmathian/Aryan homeland pretend to their heritage - i don't known.
fix

>>66679258
Ancient Egyptians were Russians.

>>66679258

No that's simply not true.This is 20th century propaganda in Russia.

Check any genetic maps or look at your people.

The only slavs who have assimilated some sarmatians are some ukraineans and some south slavs.

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>1. Iran
>2. Argentina
>3. China
>4. Australia
>5. Mexico

This may sound super autistic, but I find the shape of their borders and the distribution of their climate zones aesthetically pleasing.

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>>66679326
Same Aryan race.
https://youtu.be/oBmsWmwUo9w
https://youtu.be/VL1gxyl4cHg
Meanwhile modern Europeans are descendants of Caucasian churkas who flee from Aryan invasion into European swamps - they are so different really.

>>66679433

You dumb fucking mongrel mix.

1.You look nothing like sarmatians/scythians.Sure a minority of russian resemble them, but so do in all east european countries.
2.Before proto-indo-europeans, in Europe existed proto-europeans.

>>66679433
MЫ

>>66676132
Die forever, dirty weeaboo

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>>66679463
>dumb Europeans are dumb
Most close nomads to Europeans ar Huns, but dumb Europeans depict them as Mongols. Meanwhile IRL they are mix between Aryans and Caucasians.
https://youtu.be/naKazcc4-vA

Meanwhile IRL true ancestors of Europeans are Mongoloid Avars also (Bavarians) but dumb Europeans depict them as European knights.
https://youtu.be/OewjnXltj4E

In other words - just shut up - Europeans just can't into History - they have only Eurocentric myths with propaganda fappings.

>>66677007

you're the same guy from eye thread that asked me about lapland right ?

>>66677108
>Taiwan
>rich history
Taiwanese canadian

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>>66677103
Probably genetics.

Also they really got smart with economics and learned a lesson from communism. Estonia is a 2h ferry-ride from Greater Helsinki, which in total has as much population as whole of Estonia (1,4 millions). That means a lot of wealthy tourists pouring in money since the fall of USSR. The right-wing economic policies have attracted lots of business people too. That's what happends when the most socialist and right-wing economies in Europe are only 2h ferry apart from each other.

>>66679615

Idiot stop posting.You are just a clueless cretin who has no ideea of genetics&anthropology and most importantly history.

1.Huns were central asiatic, looked mongolic, like avars.
2.Look on any genetic tests , but asolutely ANY to debunk your proofless claims.

Stop posting, you are embarrasing yourself.

Australia + England + US + Canada + NZ (yes it's bit anglo-cucky)

Banter, tongue-in-cheek humour staves off depression and heals the soul

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>>66679670
Roma butthurt detected ololo

1. Netherlands
Really nice people and culture and funny language

2. Poland
Rich history and hardworking and sly people and GOAT women

3. Finland
Funny memes

4. Russia
Hardworking people and GOAT women

5. USA
Guns and burgers

>>66676503

>USA
>culture

>>66679798
Can german understand netherlands language?

>>66676669
>martians
Omf kek...

>>66680135
I can understand most of it. Knowing English along with German helps you understand even more. But reading is difficult unless you know the pronunciation of their funny letter combinations.

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1.Poland
beautiful people and cities,rich history,Copernicus,Chopin,comfy,incredibly safe,drinking culture,funny bydlos,polandball comics.
2.Finland
comfy
3.USA
4.South Korea
5.Italy

>Slavs
>white
Wtf, op?

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>>66680431
Fingols are so jealous

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>>66680431

>>66680604
The guy on the left looks Finnic and not Russian. Living in Russia doesn't make one a Slav

UK (music/writers), France (artists, writers), Italy (artists, history), Austria/Bavaria (artists, writers) and Canada because i'll retire there

>>66680624
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viacheslav_Datsik

>>66680679
>Datsik
Belorussian surname - probably descendant of Lithuanian tartars.

>>66676132
>Russia
>Europeans
Wew. Also stop that meme of le savior of white people, it's absolutely retarded and contradicts all the facts.
Also Poland is white only because of their poverty, people just don't move there if they can choose a better option.
As to favorite countries:
1) Italy - cool culture and language, qt girls and so.
2) USA - world superpower with dominant world culture, literally the Rome of our age.
3) Tunisia - great tourism, qt Maghrebi girls, the most secular of all Arabs (and secular Arabs are great people).
4) Cuba - el comandante Che Guevara y Fidel Castro, hot girls, laid back people.
5) Britain - really cool country with interesting culture and funny people.

Dont come here. White weaboo go home.I`m not kidding

>>66680797
>Poland is white only because of their poverty
Not true.

We just take different immigrants. Eve nyour shill portal RT says so:

https://www.rt.com/business/363476-poland-ukraine-belarus-migrants/

Btw. Russians are no. 3 immigrants when it comes to numbers :^)

israel (jews)
hungary (language and turanic memes)
finland (cold, scenery and language)
mongolia (turanic memes and nature, emptiness)
switzerland (freedom and nature)

>>66676163
This, america knows what's up. #MakeAmericaTitsAgain

>Finland
Greatest ally, great people, best memes.

>Germany
Probably the best country in the world. Germans are GOAT.

>USA
#1 in entertainment, both the intentional and unintentional kinds. Also lots of awesome nature I wanna experience someday

>France
Met so many polite and awesome frogs. Seems like a great country, I want to visit.

>Australia
#1 in shitposting, great nature, muh HDI, what's not to love?

>>66677103
After the collapse of ussr finnish money started pouring into estonia. Also Finland gave them lots of support in variety of things and a model that the estonians wanted to follow. Last but not least the estonians hated the soviet system so they wanted to change into something better asap so most of the credit goes to the estonians.

>>66676132
New Zealand
Ireland
Korea
Canada
Uruguay

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>>66676132
I can't pick only five.

because i love all the countries!

>>66682808
:3

>>66677070
Wend is just german word for western slavs

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>>66682837

No particular order:

>Italy
Beautiful cities, diverse landscape raging from majestic mountains, comfy tuscany to seas. Plenty of good museums and ancient remnants. Tasty food. Family values.

>Croatia
Bro-tier people. VERY comfy towns by the sea. Possible to understand language if you wave your hands enough.

>Japan
Interesting history. Very different from Europe. Rural Japan looks very comfy.

>Norway
Beautiful nature. Nice people. Good music.

>Bulgaria
Rich history. Beautiful mountains. Fun people and culture.

>Poland
>Not cucked

Literally cucked throughout its whole history

>>66683144
Why poles are so weak?

Belarus - qt and adorable
Hungary - good friend, cousin, based
Czechia - bro west slav, good beer
Slovakia - bro west slav, we share mountains with them
Ireland - been there, beautiful country
>>66683144
>>66683360
Wesstern Europe is cucked now

>>66682808
Higurashi cute it's no Higurashi

1. Sweden
Best country in the world.

2. Norway
Western Sweden.

3. Finland
Eastern Sweden.

4. Iceland
Irrelevant island Sweden.

5. Denmark
Speech impediment Sweden.

>>66683673
Accurate desu.

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1. Algeria
Ancient Iberian people from wich we descend. Sneaky ninjas of the desert and gave us the alpha culture of greed and corruption

2. Saudi Arabia
The birthplace of the Almoravids. The great desert warriors that settled in Iberia and made Islam great again.

3. Angola
Modern portuguese settlers. Great people that brought us the wise ways of the jungle. The savanna is very relatable to Portugal

4. Morocco
Neighbours that tought us the art of haggling.
They wear funny robes wich are close to the portuguese nationa attire.

5. Israel
Despite Portugal being a traditional muslim country by nature we can't forget that Iberia was intended to become the home of the jews.
They taught us the arts of scheming and backstabbing and since they liked us so much they ended up giving up their religion and joined our ranks

>>66676736
You forgot about this:
>Consumer Prices in Reykjavik are 165.67% higher than in Warsaw
>Consumer Prices Including Rent in Reykjavik are 159.89% higher than in Warsaw
>Rent Prices in Reykjavik are 146.33% higher than in Warsaw
>Restaurant Prices in Reykjavik are 234.28% higher than in Warsaw
>Groceries Prices in Reykjavik are 222.14% higher than in Warsaw
>Local Purchasing Power in Reykjavik is 13.13% higher than in Warsaw
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_cities.jsp?country1=Poland&city1=Warsaw&country2=Iceland&city2=Reykjavik

1.Netherlands
dude weed lmao.good beer
2.Germany
axis bro, good beer,
3.Czech
axis bro, good beer,beautiful women
beautiful girl
4.Thai
axis bro. good hooker,same religion
5.south korea
They are always bulling our rightst,
but Idisagree it 2bh.

I want to titfuck her.

UK
Brazil
Poland
Germany
Portugal

>Japan
A meme pick but they're responsible for 90% of entertainment I consume nowadays so I cannot not like them
>Germany
Going purely by personal experience, they were always very kind whenever I visited
>Slovenia
Lovely little country hidden in mountains
>UK
I like their sense of humour. Pls stop beating up Polish workers in Britain though
>Thailand
Thank you for your tasty as fuck food

>>66676132
In no order

Germany
Norway
UK (really, Scotland, because of Brian Limond)
Denmark
Iceland

>>66686784

Oh I guess I should explain the others

>Germany
Memes aside, I think Germany is one of the only morally good countries.
>Norway
I like the society you guys have set up, hopefully peak oil doesn't ruin you
>UK
Already explained, all because of Brian Limond and Scotland. England has a lot of good music but fuck me I hate everything else from there.
>Denmark
see Norway
>Iceland
I like that they're sort of keeping old Norse alive.

>>66676132
>probably the last bastion of white Europeans

fuck off right back to /pol/, it's not a bastion and it's not white

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>>66687585
Ancient Roman gypsies detected

>>66682808
Pick the most populated then.
China, India, usa, Indonesia, Brazil.
It's already a half of world population.

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>>66679258
>Only Russians are Sarmatian ancestors.
No you moronic Mongol.

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>>66691872

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>>66691918

>>66691954
>>66691918
>>66691872
kill yourself

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>>66691872
>>66691918
>>66691954
Your Fingolian ass exploded

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>>66691990
>>66692008

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>>66692033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarmatism

>>66692033
I repeat kill yourself

no swedish cosplayer will call me a shitskin steppe mongoloid

>>66692086
>no swedish cosplayer will call me a shitskin steppe mongoloid
Proxy faggot detected.

>>66692133
no you're either a proxy or a fucking cosplayer

kill yourself you know nothing of poland or poles

>>66676132
1) UK (no I'm not going to migrate there) history, education system, football.
2) Germany - nice people, culture and lifestyle
3) South Korea - their culture and traditions, beautiful cities and grills

>>66692173
>kill yourself you know nothing of poland or poles
I know more than you'll ever know.

>>66692204
I dare to disagree for obvious reasons

>>66692216
>obvious reasons
Like none? You're only talk faggot.

>>66681712
Good lad

>>66692240
like for example being polish born and raised here

you're just a fucking spectator masturbating to your idea of poland which doesnt fucking exist

post more mememaps and haploshits you worthless scum no pole will ever consider you worth more than dirt under our sandals

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Scotland : whisky
France: Cognac
Italy: Vino
Russia: Vodka
Mexico : Tequila

>>66692307
>masturbating to your idea of poland
If you think I masturbate to the post communist state called IIIRP then just shoot yourself.

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>>66676132
>USA
Based settlement we helped create, slipped down for about 50 years, but now is back on the way up
>Spain
Absolute Bros, Holy Catholic Brithers in Arms against Heathen Brits, so based that hundreds of them died to help rid us of the invaders
>Argentina
Another Catholicbro country which we respect greatly for telling the Brits to feck off as well, and sympathising with our situation
>Japan
Most respectable, admirable and civilised Asian country, very advanced and have a long and prosperous history
>Russia
Only country with the balls to openly stand against Globalisation (along with Phillipines) these days, and the First country to recognise us, even as a Commie hellhole (shows just how great lads they are)
(Special mentions to Denmark for being our Eurovision pals, and Palestine for being a pain in pissrael's arse

>>66692388
stop sucking my dick you worthless scum it's disgusting

I call you a piece of shit and you come crawling begging for more defend me as Russians call me mongoloid and bring up haploshits to prove that I'm some Persian steppeshit

I don't want you begging for my attention, drop dead raped by Somalis

Why do the Japanese like Germany so much? I've been wondering this for a while now. It's like a living, breathing reverse-weeb stereotype.

>>66692440
Edgy. Good divide tactics sasha.

>>66692440
>stop sucking my dick
I'm not fucking faggot, end yourself.
>begging for more defend
Wtf are you talking about, I don't give a shit about your stupid ass. I can have a dialogue with that Russian Mongol one on one if I want to, preferably without your stupid ass getting in the way.

>actually thinking so high of himself that I was defending him
Fuck off.

>>66692534
ty też się zapierdol kretynie

przyjdzie ten szwed debil pierdolony i konia wali do muh polski a to rzeczypospolitej rozjebanej przez sprzedajne dziwki szlacheckiej a to do tego pierdolonego państwa policyjnego pod szyldem sanacji gdzie za obrazę marszałka mordowano i zacierano ślady

pluję mu kurwa w ryj debilowi

>>66692572
ya guess what your precious piece of shit bygone poland DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE if ever existed in the first place

I bet you're some autistic shitskin yourself

>>66692534
Yeah, it can be the same guy under a proxy.
>>66692598
Yeah... t. proxy Mongol blablabla

>>66676132
I guess it would have to be
Canada - it's where I live
USA - I lived there for a while
Cuba - Great holiday place
Mexico - Also a great holiday place

I can't chose any others because I haven't been anywhere else. I guess I'm assuming having a favourite country you've never been to is silly. Otherwise Middle Earth would also apply.

>>66692598
Aha, UBek pierdolony się znalazł.

>>66692629
keep babbling about proxy you scum you just can't face reality

get off my dick go defend your oh so developed country from somali invaders

>>66692667
co pierdolisz piździelcu? poczytaj se co z Zagórskim zrobili za twojej ukochanej s*nacji

>>66692688
>twojej ukochanej s*nacji
Ja żadnej sanacji nie "kocham" komuchu jebany.

>>66692723
za tego komucha to byś kurwo wyrwał taką lepę na zęby że by cię nie reanimowali

>>66692766
To dawaj, choć na solo szmato jebana.

>>66692788
>choć

no oczywiście pierdolona diaspora
tylko gówno zaprzańskie może śmieć śmieć mieć tak wielki sentyment do państwa w którym nigdy nie przebywało

>history of a multi-culti shithole
>everyone says we're uncucked

>>66692481
We Japanese belive that Germany is clean, hard-working and high-tech country, which means they're similar to us.
This is why we're into Germany.
I'm personally interested in how they value efficiency unlike us.
And German language sounds cool too.

>>66676132

Semen demon name please?

>>66692856
Mam tylko ż, a ziii nie chciało mi się copypastować z googla.
>śmieć śmieć mieć
Widzę, że fan Bolka. Jaka niespodzianka.

>>66693003
weź mi już nawet nie odpisuj popierdoleńcu idź dalej walić konia do słusznie rozpierdolonej pierwszej i drugiej rzeczypospolitej dalej ignoruj ich oczywiste niedostatki i zwyczajne idiotyzmy bo jako brudny diasporak nie masz żadnej kultury a szwedzi cię pośród swoich zwyczajnie nie chcą kundla

>>66693084
Giń w męczarniach szmato.

>>66693123
nie kurwa nie zginę w męczarniach chyba że za męczarnię uważasz życie w tym wygwizdowie to słusznie

ty za to łap knagę somalijską po same migdałki i obserwuj spedalenie nowej ojczyzny twoich ukochanych rodziców

1. Hungary
Literally brothers
2. Japan
Never been there, but as society they are fucking great. They are racist as fuck and shauvinist, but thet work hard to make their country great as much as possible. They DON'T need other cultures to improve themselves.
3. China
spent like two months in Beijing. People were ultra nice and I felt safe as fuck. All the squating was looking funny, now I know it shouldn't be called a slavsquat, but an asiansquat. I saw people in Poland squatting once or twice but in China and Russia people squat on benches. And ruskies are asians so...
4. Serbia
For fighting with the whole world and not giving a shit. Kosovo je Srbija
5. Croatia
Bros and nice people.

bonus - Australia. There was a character in Jagged Alliance 2 - Trevor Colby - funny accent and nice speaking lines he had in that game. I thought about living in Australia, but these fucking spiders

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>>66692598
Twoi pradziadowie wierzyli w swe pochodzenie i całym swym sercem poświęcili się by swych przodków uświęcać. Pod szyldem Sarmatii zjednoczyli się z Białorusinami i Litwinami tworząc pierwsze równościowe państwo w historii świata. Wprowadzili wolność słowa jak i wyznania, bowiem żyli w przekonaniu o współrówności wszystkich Sarmatów. A teraz ty chcesz to opluć, bo swych mokrych snach marzy ci się być potomkiem Germanów którzy ulegli słowianizacji. Zabij się Kurwo, bo twoja żałosność budzi najobrzydliwsze uczucia zażenowania.

>>66693205
>ty za to łap knagę somalijską po same migdałki
To chyba nie dla mnie, raczej coś dla wynarodowionych pedałów jak ty.
>obserwuj spedalenie nowej ojczyzny twoich ukochanych rodziców
Spoko, właśnie to robię.

1. Germany
Rich and long history, open and diverse culture, friendly and enjoyable people, great language, cute girls, has a certain unique-ness that no other country can offer, political and economic center of Europe, traditional values combined with an appropriate amount of liberal values

>2. The Netherlands

>3. Scotland
Terrible English dialect, but otherwise a nice country

>4. Switzerland
Horrible bastardization of the German language, but otherwise a good country

>5. Japan
origin of anime

>>66684046
Delete this. Not funny anymore and inacurate

>>66693265
głupie pierdolenie, takimi rzewnymi moresami to nawet hitleryzm można dzieciom sprzedać

prawda jest taka, że w tym wpizdowie warstwa szlachecka zwąchała możliwość już nieskończonego dojenia majestatu królewskiego z hajsu i przywilejów, co się nie udało np. we francji bo król założył szlachcie chomąto

w momencie biedy panowie szlachcice jak jeden mąż pobiegli sprzedawać swoją godność ludziom pokroju carskich szpionów, szwedzkich notabli i niemieckich lordów, ba, wysługiwali się nawet tak pogardzanym prusakom

nie obchodzi mnie bycie potomkiem kogokolwiek, bo nie ma to dla mnie żadnej różnicy - w polsce powojennej wszyscy są tylko i wyłącznie polakami-katolikami (zważ kurwo że zawsze występuje to w tandemie) a kulturę zastępuje im okazyjne dawanie się rozpierdolić silniejszemu

polakami, ha! w polsce już nawet polacy nie zostali, tylko polskojęzyczna wspólnota rozbójnicza, postsowieckie małpoludy z wypranymi łbami

1 Kiwiland
Lived there for a while.
Beautiful landscape with qt sheep.
I miss L&P and hokey pokey so badly.

2 Taiwan
They love us, why don't we love them?
Good food, kind people

3 Australia
Similar to NZ, but better weather.
Too many spiders though.

4 Germany
Cool history
Good quality products
I hope they could cope with immigrants' problem

5 Austria
Classic music
Tasty cakes

>>66693411
>polakami, ha! w polsce już nawet polacy nie zostali, tylko polskojęzyczna wspólnota rozbójnicza, postsowieckie małpoludy z wypranymi łbami
Wow, nie myślałem, że jako tako się z tobą kiedykolwiek zgodzę, ale uderzyłeś w samo sedno. Choć Polaków jeszcze nie mało, to są w mniejszości, bo PRL zrobił swoje.

>>66693265
>Pod szyldem Sarmatii zjednoczyli się z Białorusinami i Litwinami tworząc pierwsze równościowe państwo w historii świata.
Białorusinami i nie żadne pierwsze. W RON teoretycznie tylko 10% populacji miało prawa polityczne czyli np. Ateny były pod tym względem lepsze.
>>66693265
>A teraz ty chcesz to opluć, bo swych mokrych snach marzy ci się być potomkiem Germanów którzy ulegli słowianizacji
No ale to jest wina Słowian i tego że generalnie są murzynami Europy i workiem do bicia dlatego nikt nie chce być ich potomkami.

>>66676597
Twinks

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>muh równość demokracja polsko-litewska
>litewski nie był nawet językiem urzędowym

wew

>>66692393
I'd add Serbia, and Poland to the special mentions too, for being against any attempts to "enrich" them, either by force (Serbia) or sheer hatred (Poland) and Poland comes here alot and integrates well, and are our fellow fertile, Catholic bros in the fight against (((abortion)))

>>66693902
yeah that's why we had this giant Black March in favour of abortion paralysing whole country

>>66676132
>Sarmatian
Why do you faggots believe they are related to samartians?

Samartians were iraniAns and not related to them

Fuck off

Czech Republic
Slovenia
Serbia
Italy
Romania (WTF?)

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>>66693952
I always have fun looking up the people behind these marches and pushes, funding out who they're tied to, and how those fundraisers are almost always from a certain Religion.
Stay strong Geralt, we'll not let them win.

>>66694394
stop cosplaying your average Pole is ignorant of Ireland and your average Irishman is ignorant of Poland

>>66694491
>demokracja to coś dobrego

co ta szwecja z ludźmi robi

>>66693757
>W RON teoretycznie tylko 10% populacji miało prawa polityczne
W Atenach, które tak naprawdę było tylko miastem, mężczyźni po służbie wojskowej mogli tylko głosować (około 30,000), nie kobiety.
W RONie ponad milion osób w 16-tym wieku, czym było ewenementem na skalę światową przez ponad 300 lat, nie przekroczoną do demokracji Jacksona w Stanach Zjednoczonych w 19 wieku.
>>66693757
>No ale to jest wina Słowian i tego że generalnie są murzynami Europy i workiem do bicia dlatego nikt nie chce być ich potomkami.
Typowa mentalność postsowiecka. >>66693730

>>66694539
>>demokracja to coś dobrego
Tego nie powiedziałem.
>>66693857
>>litewski nie był nawet językiem urzędowym
Bo nie było litewskiego języka pisemnego.

>Turkey
Comfy culture
>Ireland
beer and whiskey
>Russia
beautiful women and good literature

>>66678958
>mentions colombia
>it's because of FARC
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT I HOPE PRO PUTIN NATIONALISTS HANG YOU FROM A TREE

anyway
1. Lithuania
literally the best country in the world
2. Panama
COME BACK TO UNION
3. Finland
Best nordic
4. Denmark
Second best nordic
5. Japan
based nationalsits

>>66687921
nah priyatel l'm half hungarian half jew and a gypsy at heart

>Italy
bc culture, history, language, people, well basically I love everything about this country
>Denmark
best cunt in the norf, people are nice and the country is safe, and it looks comfy and fuck. also vikings were based
>Argentina
not gonna lie, I think they're bros when they're not being rude for whatever reason
>New Zealand
peaceful island away from the problems of the northern hemisphere
>UK
cool history, they're very unique in a lot of aspects

Quebec

New Zealand

South Korea

USA

Netherlands

>Russia
top language and interesting history, made cyrillic and orthodoxy relevant
>USA
Short but well documented and proud history, top assimilation and comfy cities
>Japan
most interesting language, culture and history in Asia
>Slovenia
Always looked up to them, ex yu yet first world
>Spain
best romance language and culture imo

>>66696153
>US cities
>comfy

Our cities are crime infested, congested shitholes, at least those east of the Mississippi. It's the small towns that are comfy.

>>66696206
I like both especially small towns
the development of the frontier is interesting stuff and no country could handle it quite as well as the then-13-state US could I'd say
Crime is in shit holes like Detroit probably but Boston for example is as safe as any big city in Europe right

>>66696285
Yeah Boston is nice, but Detroit, St. Louis, Cleveland, Atlanta, New Orleans, Philly, Baltimore, DC, Milwaukee, Memphis, those are all shit.

>>66696436
Forgot about Chicago. Half of Chicago is first world but the other half might as well be Africa.

>>66696436
all of the ones you listed have lots of blacks in 'em right :DDD
why is DC unsafe?

>>66696474
>why is DC unsafe?

Exactly what you mentioned, it's full of blacks.

How is this autistic thread so successful
>be Russian
>spend tax money on mosques and putins dinner
>can't go outside cause floor is covered with needles
>can't have sex cause entire country has aids
>can't have kids because your wife prefers to abort for the 30th time
>bastion of the white race

>>66696516
maybe in deep Sibir crack cities, Western Russia where most live is top tier
>>66696506
Louisiana has the most blacks right? It's the shittiest state also :DD

>>66696582
>Louisiana has the most blacks right? It's the shittiest state also

I think it's Mississippi for both bot Louisiana probably isn't far off.

>>66696634
37% blacks missisipi apparently
I'd be more worried about Hispanics than blacks tho they're spreading while blacks just stay at 11-12%

>>66696846
They're way less criminal and murderous than blacks, though. Not that I like them or anything.

>>66697068
Yeah ik that, but they're still way more recent arrivals that have yet to integrate, I wish US would stay as it was in the 60s

>>66697115
US was a bigger shithole in the 60s and 70s than it is now, though. 50s were our golden age.

>>66696436
Phillybro here

It's actually pretty comfy here...keep telling everyone its shit tho, we're not too fond of outsiders

if you avoid sections in North and West Philly you shouldn't have any issues

>>66697284
True Vietnam mess was 60s meant more demographics wise though
the prospect of recent arrivals shitting up muh comfy US kinda worries me

>>66697318
Pittsburgh is about a million times better. Philly is unreally crime infested and most of the city looks like it's been nuked.

>>66697486
pittsburg smells bad.

>>66697506
So does Philly.

>>66676132
1. Japan - Anime, i ship Digong and Abe
2. USA - America fuck yeah
3. Worst Korea - kpop and films
4. Canada - dunno why
5. Taiwan - seems comfy

Aside from my own...

>England
Love their humor, their football, being there feels like coming home
>Germany
Silly rivalries aside, they're our brethren. Fuck all the war stuff.
>Trinidad & Tobago
I can't really explain this one
>Wales
Very cool in a way.
>South Korea
Again, can't really explain.

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>>66676428
>inviting kacaps to Poland

go die in a fire yank

I like all countries

>>66694554
ale to nie jest mentalnosc postsowiecka bo tak uwazaja takze ludzie z Zachodu

>>66700527
>nikt nie chce być ich potomkami.
To są twoje słowa, nie moje ani "zachodu".

>>66677417
Kys weeb

>>66678627
How did Vietnam fuck Britain up?