Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Chatmonchy

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Hilo latino

>>66629431
死ね、自閉症患者

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Ich sitze hier, trinke Met,
Denke mir nichts böses,
Frage mich, wie es um euch steht.

Wünsche euch nur bestes,
Hoffe euch gefällt es.

Prost, meine Freunde.

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>>66629513
Good mood, Peru?

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ミクさんの足

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Sup /fa/
Rate my facial aesthetics

>>66629662
Why did you post my face on /int/?

>>66629725
thats thai poster

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うちの猫

>>66629806
neighbors って書いてあるが

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>>66629662
I ハッペン to be an amazing expert at art and I could give you a detailed rundown but since I am busy at the moment I will just cut to the chase

You are ugly

why do we love asian women?

>>66629903
>expert at art
Prove it faggot
Prove your benis while you're at it

>>66629940
their shiny hair, their petite frames and their pretty eyes and faces

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>>66629967
I owe you nothing

>>66629940
nein ich liebe deutsch madchen.

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is this the Touhou threda?

>>66630146
Warum tust du das, Takeshi-san?
Also, please rate my poem>>66629566

>>66630211
sie sind schon.
sorry but my german skill is not enogh to read your poem.

>>66630441
>sie sind schon
Das ergibt keinen Sinn, meintest du "schön"?
If you don't have an Ö use OE instead, similar to that Ä -> AE Ü -> UE ß -> ss or in ultrarare, nonexistent cases ß -> sz.

Want me to teach you German?

>>66630488
verpiss dich

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rate my room

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>>66630488
>>66630211
>>66629566
Why do I keep getting numbers in this thread?
Fuck me sideways.
>>66630551
"nein"

>>66629914
>>66629914
>>66629914
real thread

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>>66630580

>>66630488
danke, but i have to work from now.

>>66630730
stop posting this you jealous asshole

>>66630906
im not jealous though, i think its a great achievement

Wew lad playing horror games with some good headphones is no joke [spoiler]even with the lights on[/spoiler]

They cheatin, I aint about this life

こんにちは。

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>peru has oneitis for a 5/10 ugly GOOK
>he'd probably give all his mummy's fortune away just to sniff her panties

>>66632586
RARE

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but seriously peru.

post your new kindle

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>>66632684

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>>66632767

peru, does this look familiar to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i8tK8KguYs

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Duterte referring to Japan:

"special friend who's closer than a brother"

>Recently heard something about Japan i don;t understand

Japanese marries a korean, and the kids are interracial?

>>66633366
no because theyre still both asian i guess jsut half asian and half korean

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>>66633415
thats fucked up, they cannt be together because he is japanese and she is korean? wtf kind of shit is that. japan are you serious?

人種がどうのって、白人が自分勝手に決めた定義だしな。
ぶっちゃけどうでもいい

>>66633366
There is no concept of an "Asian" or "yellow" race outside of America's autistic views of race. Koreans, Japanese, Chinese all consider themselves a different 民族 (race) with different ancestors. There's no occasion when a Korean would say something like "well at least they're Asian too" about a Chinese or Japanese, or vice versa.

>>66633475
no they wouldnt be interracial is what i said its theyre both the same race

>>66633675
let me guess youre some right wing netoyou

>>66633700
In Japan or Korea or China yes it absolutely would be considered interracial.

>>66633675
>There is no concept of an "Asian" or "yellow" race outside of
I know you guys are closed off from the world but do you at least ever leave this thread and read threads on /int/?

I mean a Brit just used the concept of an "Asian".

>>66633722
Yeah ask any Japanese, Chinese, or Korean about their Asian pride and how much they have in common lol. This only exists in confused diaspora SJWs.

>>66633675
There is the concession that a cross-breed between two Asian races may often be difficult to distinguish from pure-breeds by appearance.

Also I would translate 民族 as "ethnicity" - but traditional usage of the word "race" in English has been what we now call "ethnicity" anyway.

>>66633700
>>66633722
You're an imbecile.

>>66633791
https://youtu.be/9HT58o0of6o?t=1m30s

:o

>>66633914
>that cuck in the striped jumper

>>66633858
ethnicity and race are different things though

>>66633995
In the sense that ethnicity encompasses things like culture and language in addition to race, yes, you're right. But in the 19th and early 20th centuries it was typical to refer to Anglo-Saxons or Germans or Greeks as "races", and etymologically there's no problem with this at all.

Don't push me

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>>66632767

youtube eh? starting your own channel peru?

>>66633858
>Also I would translate 民族 as "ethnicity

correct ! you know japanese well

>>66633204
how much did our government pay to make him say that?

>>66634235
theyll get their payment later in the form of land and sea territory

安倍の支持率は最近どう?

朴は今日17.5%になった

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Is the Macao poster a cutie pie Macaonese virgin girl?

>tfw Macao is China's only friend

こんにちは (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

>>66634383
女を選出するな

>>66634077
He stole my idea

He is turning Chinese

>>66634506
レズビアンだけど大丈夫なの?

>>66634459
its macanese

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>>66634459

>>66634613
同性愛を禁ずるべし

皆はペットを飼っている?

>>66634468
>(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
↑気に入った

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>the train was delayed.
>I've arrived 20 minutes late.
>the sign says the train was delayed by 5 minutes.

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I'm bored at work. I don't have shit to do

post you fucking boring faggots

peru get your fat mestizo ass back here. stop fapping to gooks or taking a nap

>>66634916
犬二匹
写真撮ろうか

>>66634383
安倍ちゃんは相変わらず50%ちょいくらい
朴さんはなんか最近不祥事やらかしたべ

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>>66635119

kek. English teacher?

>>66635223
お腹に袋がある犬?

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Mikasanomiya Takahito, the Emperor Hirohito's brother dead
100 years old, R.I.P.

>>66635475

japs always live to be a 1000 years old

whats your secret?

>>66634383
日本では首相の支持率が20%以下が続くと他の人と替わる

>>66635539
unit 731's work during ww2

>>66635539
anime

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>>66635602

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Kek'd

>>66635539
>1,000 years
>not 10,000 years

>>66635348
Nope, I've got no job now and I'm trying to get a good one

>>66635348
I'm a peaceful Japanese, Ikemen NEET

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>signed up for kindle unlimited
>they say I get 5 free books
>they only let me have one

what the fuck is this jewry peru?

>>66635862
>he's surprised that the ebook jew is a jew

>>66635766
>Ikemen NEET
うそばっかりw

ニートはイケメン伝説

>>66636084
何度もウソを言い続けて、そんな気にさせる
韓国から学んだ手法

>>66635862
U get freespins instead

>>66636167
神出鬼没すぎる
また旅行か

>>66636232
旅行とアルバイト

Is ボッキ closer to "erection" or "boner"?

>>66636329
what the fuck kind of question is that?

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スウェーデンとカナダって似合うなあ

>>66636544
スウェーデンはカナダほどクソレスしないでしょう

>>66636291
さすがヴァイキング

今日のカンタン日本語講座

「なんか、こう、ムラムラするんです」

両手で股間を隠す仕草をするとさらにいいよ

おやすみなさい。

>>66636665
Sweet dreams my man

>>66636665
イタリアくん、おやすみ

dis nigga aint post all day n he said good night

>>66636760
ありがとうございます。
>>66636767
いじめ?いじめだろうこれ?
>>66636839
I said konnichiwa earlier.

>>66636665
おやすみ have a sweet dream

>>66636873
ありがとう
おやすみなさい
For real this time.

>>66636863
why do you only talk to people if they reply to you?

>>66636534
I'm asking about diction. Is it said by doctors about their patients, or among friends at a pub?

三毛猫って可愛いよな

>>66637086
it is a conmon word. You can use it. doctor can, too.

>>66637357
猫は全部可愛いよ

>>66637357
メス猫が好きなのか
ネコってメスとオス、一般的にはどちらが大人しいというか飼いやすいの?

What was your breakfast/lunch/dinner today?

僕はイケメン、母さんが言ってた

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peru?

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>>66637664
Black bean veggie burger sans bun because it got moldy.

I just caught my dog with the maggot-filled, half-dessicated carcass of a juvenile bird in his mouth.

フリーランスで絵を描いたりしています
Does this mean "I am a freelance artist"?
Does it sound natural?

>>66637953
Yes
Maybe

>>66637903
So... just black beans?

English is defective language

>>66637664
chicken feet

やせたい

たべたい

>>66638040
You are a defective human specimen.

>>66633675
raceには人種と民族の両方の意味があり、それを理解してない君こそが自閉症

>>66638134
You are a cost of mankind

>>66638040
What language isn't defective though?

>>66637408
Ah, thanks.
So, out of curiosity, what would be a more vulgar synonym for it?
I know of ちんこ, おちんちん, etc. but those refer to a penis in general, not specifically an erect one, right?

I feel a bit like a child learning bad words for the first time, saying all these in another language

>>66637664
Lasagna

お久しブリーフ
このスレに来るとカンガルーが食べたくなるなあ
独り占めせずに輸出してください
こちらは代わりにクジラを差し上げます

>>66638501
マーシーって呼んでもいい?

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どうぞ

>>66637821
君もお母さんは美人、って言ってあげなさい

>>66638538
いいけど、お前何歳だよ
俺が中学生の頃には逮捕されてたけど

hi

>>66638595
キウイの死体で遊んでるな

h

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AND I'M STRESSED YO PERU LET ME GET THE VEST

>>66637664

My dinner was 包子

>>66639745

Thoughts on
>>66629903
He sounds like a cunt desu

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is this japanese or chinese

>>66640172
worse
korean

>>66639906
He only comes here to talk about how great he is.

>>66640172
chainese &korean

>>66640245
Chinese*

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>>66639717

nap time over?

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>>66640373
yep

>>66638887
>off by one
hello casinobro

i wish japan won ww2
then we wouldn't have to deal with cheungs and changs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjhsY06mOI

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>>66640560

will you start your own youtube channel peru?

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>>66640946
probably

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imagine the jap thread without me, peru and macau

KEK it would be so shit

>>66641111
Hype

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>>66641111
We need to start coming up with ideas for segments.

>One on One with Macau
>Ask Thai
>German Koreaboo Misadventures of Tinder

(´・ω・`)

What a bunch of faggot bumping rila thread

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>>66641504

>says the ladyboy fucker

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>>66641330

>>66641504
Wish there were another option, F-kun.

>>66641579
You're a real honest person I guess but why come out to me

mochi

there was another Japanese thread up >>66629914

>>66641731

Kimochi

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>>66641111

from the research I've done youtube bloggers don't make much money... $1 per 1000 views or something like that

how do you expect to make money peru?

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>>66641504
Im PANTUYA
I wish you bumped the next

>>66641812
hi,ms.beef eater

>>66641805
I told you, you have to post a new thread right after taorila if you want people to pick it, 20 minutes later is too late. Everyone already sat down and got comfortable.

>>66641805
I was working then...

Which verb would I use if I want to say that my faculty provides free newspaper, and I would "take/pickup" them everyday? "とる" seems to be unsuitable.
Btw, how do I say "free newspaper" as well?

>>66641870

With a face as ugly as his, I can't even imagine him making it anywhere in life. How sad.

>>66641870
Subscribers = sponsors

I'm sure Peru will be coveted by advertisers.

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>>66641895

I mostly eat steamed stuff from the asian shops I live around... maybe it does have meat in it.

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>>66641805
Thanks
We have to fill up this thread fast

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今日はキヌアを食べてみようと

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>>66641908
フリーペーパーをとる/見る/読む
有料なら購読すると言えるが、タダなので

>>66642175
リーブスかよ?とオモタ
何かに混ぜて食べるのか?

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peru, how was this book for you?

>>66642312
自分もキアヌに空目したわ

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>>66642312
今回はただただご飯の代わりに食べるので、味付けはコンソメとローレルだけ
でも次は野菜とかいろいろ入れてみようと思ってる
又は牛乳、メープルシロップ、そしてフルーツを合わせて朝で食べても…

国旗のテスト

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>>66638595
ありがとう

>>66642841
へえ、結構何にでも合うんだな。
その辺で見かけたら今度買ってみる。

>>66642908
(*´∀｀*)/
元気?

>>66643149
はい、元気よ!

イスラエルに来たので新しい国旗を見たかったね

>>66643196
旅行?

>>66642226
ありがとうございま、アノン。

>>66643196
日本の人?

>>66641870
I love to be lured by prostitutes
so my youtube channel will be about that topic, me traveling around asia red light districts with a hidden cam, interviewing azn hookers

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>>66642175
>>66642312
>>66642577
>>66642841
キアヌと聞いて仰け反った人3人

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>>66643387
You're retarded if you think prostitute like to be recorded by some creep

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>>66643228
Im pantuya

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Japanese textbook from Poland.

>>66643523
meguru a shit tsumugi best grill

お前らNAGOYAに来いよ!

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>>66643592
Yamada san: Yamete! Watashi ni ranbo suru ki desho! Ero dojin mitai ni!

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>>66643618

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>>66643629
Meanwhile: Nepal gets their priorities right. This shit is important for them.

>>66643657
アクイこと…(´・ω・｀)

>>66641870
I'm looking at a fucking Dark Souls 3 LP part 1 video with 110,000 views.

This fucker made $110 for playing a video game for 20 minutes.

>>66643599
今年の夏、大須とリトルワールドに行ってきた。
大昔に、東山動物園へ行った事があるけど、広いな。

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>>66643592
>>66643618
>>66643629
それ、本当に教科書??
ヒデー
>>66643599
デェーライヤダガヤ
イヤタギャ
なんつうか、水色のセーラー服の女子高生が
ガヤガヤ言っているのはオモロイ

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>>66643629
Poles know what's up
those ridiculous over the top dialogues are a much better way to remember vocab than the usual "talk about your family/country/collegues"

チンポが乾く暇もねえ

>>66643814
Basically reverse moe-tan.

>>66629431
I want to try to learn Japanese as a hobby and for my Mongolian porn cartoons, and i have a question. Is there no better way to learn than to repeat Kanji's over and over? Maybe some algorithm so it wouldn't be as bad.

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>>66643690
ねぱるの悪意
>>66643814
おそろしあ

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知识目标
熟悉班轮运输与租船运输各自的特点
了解组船运输的分类

I recently bought a book about chinese customs
lets know the beast from inside

>>66643941
There is no better way to learn than to repeat kanji over-and-over.
There are programmes where the order and frequency of repetition are specified with a view to optimising retention per time investment, however.

>>66643657
これと>>66643592を見比べると、いかにローマ字で書く日本語が読みづらいか分かるな。
カタカナだけの文章も読み辛いけど…

>>66643888
ちゃんとおむつ履かなきゃだめでしょ、おじいちゃん!

>>66643941
それがしはアニメを観ることで日本語を憶えつかまつったでござりまする

>>66643814
丁寧な口調と、その内容のギャップに、じわるw

>>66643693
やだ照れちゃう

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>>66644101

>>66644125
ワロタw

>>66643814
Didn't the JLPT a few years ago have fucking Evangelion in it?

Where they pulled the usual bullshit but it was "send out unit 1!" "no wait unit 1 is damaged send out unit 3!" "no wait Rei is a shit send out unit 2!" "wait unit 1 is repaired send it out instead!"

Q: Who is a shit

[spoiler]asuka[/spoiler]

>>66644101
Well, Tsubasa-san can probably give you directions to the station if you speak really slowly and loudly and use only simple words.

That's pretty much all the Japanese education system manages to accomplish in regards to English fluency.

>>66644101
Natasha don't bully us.(´;ω;｀)ﾌﾞﾜｯ

>>66644040
Shame. Do Japanese forget their kanji's?
>>66644091
Google Translate didn't help much. I'm guessing you meant that i have to watch a gazillion anime's if i don't want to repeat kanji's

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>>66644044
ないようがないようだけにないよう
>>66644087
ションベン臭いジジイだったのか
>>66644101
英語ーーー
このスレにもいるな
そういう奴

>>66644118
そのノリが良い所がオージーの良い所w

髭剃りミスって血まみれだわ

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>>66644219
かんじをわすれるとかんこくじんのようにばかにんります

>>66644272
鼻も剃れているぞ

>>66629431
ayo suggest me what sushi to buy i dont know none of that shit

>>66644013
>life in china is better than life in peru
peru seems hell

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Today my bag was molested

こんばんは~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>66644387
よう!オーストラリア兄貴!

>>66644272
まさかのT字?

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>>66644384
カバンに精液でもかけられた?
>>66644457
OG

>>66644499
貝印だろう

>>66644499
一本80円

AUGじゃないのか?

>>66644387
good day!(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
オージーくんは、夕飯は何食べた?

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>>66644506
No, my teacher started to stroke it and after that she stuck her fingers inside while moving about

She liked the leather she said

>>66644457
兄貴?なんで?

>>66644506
>>66644582
どっちでもいい
でもorgyは禁止

>>66644598
手作りバーガー

>>66644535
少し高くなるが、横滑り防止機能が付いてるのを選べば良かったな。
お大事に。

>>66644663
>orgy
lewd な意味なのですね… (´・ω・`)
>手作りバーガー
詳しくplease
手作りハンバークを作ったの?

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Schick派;基本的には真面目で几帳面、その反面、仕事や人間関係でトラブルが起きた場合には、精神的に参ってしまう
Gillette派;くも悪くもマイペースであることが最大の特徴で、好奇心が強く、自分がこれだ!と思ったものには、驚異的な集中力を発するが、興味がないことに関しては全くの無関心
貝印派;恋愛には基本的にストレートで、気持ちを隠すことが苦手で態度にでてしまうため、恋をするとすぐにわかってしまい、純粋で夢や理想を追い求めるロマンチストでもある反面、嫉妬深く独占欲も強く、すぐにパートナーにはうんざりされてしまう
フェザー派;しんでください
>>66644606
>she stuck her fingers inside while moving about
too lewd
>>66644663
augay

You are still a prince even if your path to succession has been terminated in twice generations?

>>66629431
So you guys know of any other website where I can see qt's being lewd? I still don't understand why the japanese are into this American Nevada based website, it might be because they are trying to be low key.
http://live.fc2.com/adult/

>>66644904
>orgy
同志社大学と合コンしてorgy
>手作りハンバーク
your vaggie burger
too lewd
それともおこちゃま?
too kiddy

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you wake up one morning

>check your phone, there's a text
>it reads: "good morning sir. I've just deposited $100,000 US dollars into your account. I expect my order from your factories to be swiftly delivered by next month."
>check your bank account, it's real.

wat do

>>66644904
別に面白くないけどよ
パン、ビーフパティ、トマト、レタス

>>66645242
Get ready to be framed for a terrorist act that someone else is doing to you because they hate you.

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http://www.economist.com/news/asia/21709041-why-expectant-mothers-japan-dont-get-pain-relief-no-pain-no-gain

Fantastic article, I learnt much that I did not know about maternity in Japan. Seems backwards as fuck desu

>THE Mejiro Birth House in a northern district of Tokyo is eerily quiet: no babies crying, no wails of women in labour. That, explains Yuko Hoshino, the chief midwife, is because it is empty. Only four to six babies are born there each month, compared with 14 to 16 a few years ago. The problem is not just Japan’s low birth rate. “Fewer women want a natural birth today,” she says ruefully. “They go with doctors in hospitals rather than with midwives in birth houses.”

>The culture of maternity in Japan is slowly becoming more like the rest of the rich world, but several practices differ. Women are generally treated as fragile during their pregnancy. But during labour itself they are expected to suffer. Painkillers are doled out sparingly, if at all. Doctors say growing numbers of women are keen to have an epidural (an anaesthetic injected into the spine), but few obstetric centres, hospitals included, offer them, and almost never outside normal working hours. The payment of ¥420,000 ($4,053) that the national health-insurance scheme makes towards the cost of having a baby would not typically cover one, anyway.

>For most women, however, the issue is neither the cost nor the longer time it takes to recover after an epidural. Local Buddhist tradition holds that women should embrace the pain of natural childbirth. The experience is said to prepare them for the challenges of being a mother and to encourage bonding with the baby. Yoshimi Katsube, who is 35, says her parents criticised her when she told them she would be having an epidural at the birth of her first child. Nonetheless, she plans to have one again when the baby she is now expecting is born.

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>>66643387

i'm pretty sure that violates youtube's rules and guidelines. i'm afraid you won't be able to do it peru

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>More fathers attend births than used to be the case, but many still don’t come into the delivery room. “My husband will come to the hospital, but we have yet to decide whether he will come into the room,” says Mayuka Yamazaki, who is expecting her first child this month. “I am not sure if I want him to see me like that.”

>In most countries, the received wisdom about what women should do in pregnancy relies as much on the local culture as on science. Expectant mothers in France drink wine and eat pâté, for instance; their American counterparts see this as one step short of infanticide. In most places pregnant women would be steered away from raw fish, but not in Japan. The main obsession, however, is with body temperature. While Western mothers-to-be are advised not to get too hot, those in Japan are told to keep warm. They happily bathe in hot springs but avoid ice cream and chilled water. Restaurants offer blankets to pregnant women, even in the height of summer.

>One element of the standard advice for pregnant women in Japan is worrying, however. The country has a high and rising proportion of underweight babies, defined as 2.5kg or less at birth. In 2015 9% of babies were underweight. One reason, says Zentaro Yamagata of the medical department of University of Yamanashi, is that women do not put on enough weight during pregnancy. Doctors advise their patients to put on no more than 6-10kg, compared with 11-16kg in Britain.

>The government, which is keen to push up the fertility rate from the current 1.5 children per woman to 1.8 to slow the shrinking of Japan’s population, might ponder all this. The causes of Japan’s demographic decline are many and to some degree intractable. But making childbearing a less forbidding experience could not hurt.

>>66645242
Contact Peru ASAP

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>>66645261
とまとれたすばーがー
やね
日本では
ケツ毛バーガー
が
有名

>>66645395
死ね

>>66645416
もう死んでいます

>>66645359
>those in Japan are told to keep warm
>Doctors advise their patients to put on no more than 6-10kg

I've noticed these, too. It's very strange.

>>66645395
美味しくなさそう

>>66645261
美味そうだな。
家でハンバーガーを作った事も、作ってもらった事もないや。

>>66645324
>Seems backwards as fuck desu
Japan has some of the world's lowest infant (2nd from the bottom) and maternal (4th from the bottom) mortality rates though, so it's not like the system is broken there.

不死鳥

>>66645567
の騎士団

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Mayuyu is ________

>>66645416
脳梗塞で死にかけてた人にそんなこと言ってはいけない

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おい、もっとしっかり反日しろ

>>66645567
の残尿

>>66645763
a best

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>president Xi Jinping announces that China will isolate itself from the outside world
>Announces the start of WWIII
>Advises all foreigners living in China except Russians be slaughtered

what do you do peru

>>66645763
for fucking

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>>66645478
うまそぅだよ

>>66646014
飲んだら7年くらい寿命が伸びそう

>>66646014
>>66646263
鳥の尿って糞の白い部分だよ…。

>>66646302
はえーそうなんか

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>tfw girlfriend is Japanese
>tfw slowly teaching her that Japan is not the devil and that she has been brainwashed since birth by Mao trash

Doing my best for yamato damashii

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ジャップは＿＿＿＿＿＿

>>66646426
Chinese girlfriend?

>>66645763
a nice guy who lives in Siberia.

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what happened?

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邪っぷ

>>66646447
Yeh, sorry, Chinese.

I'm guessing you are from Auckland and know exactly what I mean.

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>>66646593
>sympathizing with war criminals
>teaching your GF that her ancestors just massacred themselves japs dindu nuffin

fucking kek

>>66646593
Kek you're not wrong, most of the girls are like that.
Although my ex already hated mainland China before I met her.

>>66646428
現代では古い表現です。

人間と関わりたくなくて東南アジアで外こもりしている人が、4ちゃんで一所懸命トロールし続ける姿を見るのは悲しいものがあるな…

食い過ぎた

>>66646426
Yamato damashi will never die no matter what happens. Take care of your chinese girl
And ask her that she has a sister
>Mao trash
What's that anyway?

>>66646765
僕も
ピンクサーモン、美味しすぎる!

>>66646698
(*´∀｀)b
>>66646699
毎日欠かさずやって来るって事はツンデレなんだよ、きっと。
ツンが九割だけどな。

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>this is how every japanese poster in this thread browses 4chan
JUST

>>66646958
美味そう
俺は焼き鯖食った

>>66646987
>he thinks it's funny joke
Try again

>>66647037
Yeah it's just a joke hehe right

>>66646987
Remind me...what's JUST?

>>66647067
Are you literally 12yo?

>>66647092
Hiroshima and Nagasaki

>>66647111
A 12 year old will grow into an adult. You will forever be japanese.

>>66647131
thank you and zitto animale

おやすみ (´=ω=｀)ﾉｼ

日本人ってツイッターで誰をフォローしたらいい?

>>66647159
ゆっくり寝るんやで(´・ω・`)

>>66646880
*ask her if she has a sister

>>66647178
武井壮

最近はしらない

>>66647178
ツイッターて楽しい?

Il make new thread

>>66647178
@earthquake_jp

>>66646958
(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾅｶｰﾏ I love Salmon so much !
by the way, I ate シベリア yesterday.
taist like カステラ+羊羹…. but,yummy.

new
>>66647272

>>66647159
おやすみ(´・ω・`) ﾉｼ

>>66647263
taste*

>>66646958
Is Siberian salmon any good

>>66647355
It's from Okhotsk sea
It was really good, just fat enough
I bought only one fish, thinking about going tomorrow to buy two more