Australians, why such a shitty accent?

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>coming
>from
>a
>fucking
>frenchman

A LE HON HON LE BAGUETTE MONSIEUR LE FAGGETTE HON HON LE WI WI

>>66602481
>france
>talking about accents

wew

France accent is gud 2bh, you faggots are just jealous

>>66602568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

Strayans have some of the best accents in the world, froggy

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>>66602635
Thx best ally.

>>66602651
They really don't.

fucking faggot frogs

>>66602651
You're a disgrace, please leave this board. Purest accent is the english one. it's like comparing our language with retarded quebecois or belgians.

>>66602481
Which one, it varies quite a bit.

I like my accent, it's very neutral and allows me to imitate other accents with great ease and skill.

>>66602709
That's a good way to put it actually. Auslards confirmed bastards

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/australian-accent-moulded-by-booze--and-weve-become-inarticulate-because-of-it/news-story/728d95b166fc7c7d4345d3413b0ec0d7

>>66602715
>it varies quite a bit
LOL
There are literally only 3 (THREE) Australian accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

>>66602481
I speak like an American desu.
Never had any friends so I had no one to pick up the Aussie accent from.
I agree it sounds awful

>>66602709
Which English one? We have hundreds.

If you mean received pronunciation, I can't argue there, simply because it allows me to pick up American tourists in London easily.

>>66602737
Yeah but that's more than 1. We're no britain (thank god) but there's still variation that are really quite different from each other.

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>>66602651
>>66602675
>Time Out surveyed 11,000 people in 12 cities around the world, asking respondents to name the “most dateable accent other than their own

1. British accent - 27%
2. American - 8.7%
3. Irish - 8.1%
4. Australian - 8%
5. French - 7.7%
6. Italian - 6%
7. Spanish - 4.9%
8. Scottish - 4.7%
9. Latin American - 4.1%
10. Scandinavian - 3.3%

>>66602781
Holy shit other accents, are you even trying?

>>66602753
I have no idea which one actually. The one who sounds a little bit aristocratic/sophisticated?

>>66602760
>Maybe ya shall be britain, it'll be nicer (for u, not for them)

>>66602781
how the fuck are we so high
also
>british accent
>OI BRUV OLL KICK YOUR PLONKIN 'EAD IN YEAH?
>dateable
They mean the upper class accent only.

>>66602812
u wot?

>>66602801
That'd be received pronunciation, the stereotypical English accent. I'd agree that one is godlike. You can say anything in that accent, and people will believe you.

>>66602781
>British accent
Ah yes, what a brilliant survey. I can't wait to pick up yank women in Manhattan with my Geordie accent.

>>66602753
James Bond's one

>>66602828
Kek

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>ITT aussies shitposters gettin butthurt
Aussies, when will you learn to shut the fuck up

>>66602823
> OI BRUV OLL KICK YOUR PLONKIN 'EAD IN YEAH?

Yeah, people forget we have a load of shitty accents.

Don't even get me started on Brummie or Glaswegian. Or Scouse. Actually, pretty much anything in the North.

>>66602823
>They mean the upper class accent only.

Fucking Sherlock Holmes has entered the thread. But really some regional British accents are perceived as nice by many foreigners.

>>66602850
>start a thread to bait australians
>we don't get butthurt
>hon hon hon aussi so butthurt shut le fuck up hon hon

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>faggot frenchfag complains about glorious aussie accent
sad

>>66602876
>implying i'm the faggot OP
go back to chase your fuckin domestic dingo

A W F U L

>>66602863
Yeah well the majority of brits speak like drunk factory workers, it's only the reptilian media that has made people think your accents are nice as a whole.
>But really some regional British accents are perceived as nice by many foreigners.
Only in a sort of comedic novelty way, nobody would actually want to be surrounded by them.

>>66602916
I wish I had a badarse dingo, better than having a few cocks in my backyard ay frenchie :^)

>>66602823
>They mean the upper class accent only.

Not really, as upper class is too posh and silly sounding for many people. They mean straight and properly pronounced English, similar to what many British actors will have.

>>66602931
P A V L O V A I S A U S T R A L I A

>>66602951
I said upper class, not inbred aristocrats. Most of your famous actors are upper class.

>>66602781
Southern is the most attractive North American accent. Not the twangy hillbilly accent of the Appalachians, but the Deep South. For me, the northeastern "yankee" accent is like nails on a chalkboard as well as the airhead, California one.
An RP, Irish or Aussie on a grill is sexy

>>66602938
>this butthurt aussie

Your accent is irrelevant like your country lmao

>>66602978
Oh I forgot
t. Georgia

>>66602976
>Most of your famous actors are upper class.

kek no they're not.

>>66602938
At least you have decent touring compos

Their accent is really grating... probably the worst in the developed world. They're really self conscious about it as you can see

Only one that comes close is French accent speaking English

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>>66603006
Forgot the file

>>66603027
this 2bh

>>66602980
actually we are the most powerful race in the world

>>66603000
actually they are

>>66603006
leave our quokkas alone, fucking french

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>someone who speaks with normal properly pronounced English is perceived as upper class by Australians

Couldn't make this shit up. Barbarians the lot of them.

>>66603052
>brits call inbreeding "council house marriage" and consider the resulting accent to be the pinnacle of the english language

>>66603084
What did the barbarian mean by this?

>>66603084
>>66603109
>What did the barbarian mean by this?
Nothing actually, aussies can't have any reasonable argument, theyr're barbarians...

>>66603109
>brits call inbred hemophiliacs "aristocrats"

>>66603222
>french call a spate of beheadings "revolution"

>oi kant moi cintahlink jis caihm froo wanna giz dahn ti thi sahvo an git sum fustahs m8?
t. every australian

>>66603397
umnnm excuse me hun, we don't drink fosters, cheers cunt

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Lads, lads, lads, my Dutch ex girlfriend disagrees with the lot of you, she loved my accent, she even loved my cock in her mouth, i liken her talking with my cock in her mouth to a French man trying to speak

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Also DELET THIS THRED

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>>66602481
Itt: Australians try to defend their already diminishing dignity

>>66603696
we don't believe in dignity

dignity's for cunts who reckon they're top shit

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>>66603758
Talking about yourself?

>>66603538
americans girls really love australian accents

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>>66602781
>2. American - 8.7%

well then give me samples. I choose the very best.

>>66605936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZYUOxNCXQI
excuse the shitty mic and shitty voice, but its about dem accents after all, check it