>you have to be 25 to get neetbux in Finland What country

>>66598921
25? why tho?

Denmark is

>>66598921
also, receiving neetbux is immoral.

>>66598921
California if you don't speak English

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>>66599170
How am I supposed to eat at McDonald's 5 times a day without my neetbux?

>>66599170
a society that gives you the choice between wageslavery or starvationis immoral

>>66599354
You don't.
Are you the chubby finn from yesterday? The one who baked a cake?
Also, you should find work.

>>66599370
Well, you everyone has to work to make money and pay for their food.
You should have to do that too.

ours to be honest

australian NEEThood is so easy that it's normal for people to do it

>>66599261
how do i into neetbux in CA?

>>66599403
fucking wageslave kys

i will never ever work one single second in my life

>>66599403
I have no education so I can't find a job and I'm that Finn from yesterday

how to become an immigrant leech?
if somalis and bosnians can do it why cant I?

>>66599403
>chubby
My BMI is over 30, I'm obese

>>66599416
Some Australian once said on this board that your government plans on making you do volunteer work for neetbux.

>>66599439
What about other swedes?
Do you really think it is fair to them? Their taxes are paying for your NEETbux, and you don't contribute to society at all.

>>66599448
Try getting some education, then.
Schools are free in Finland, right?
Also, there must be some kind of work you can do.

>>66599469
How tall are you?

>>66599567
>What about other swedes?
do i care?

>>66599594
You need to have more compassion for your fellow countrymen.

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>>66599632
Never ever
>tfw voting socialist so i can remain a NEET

>>66599508
>Some Australian once said on this board that your government plans on making you do volunteer work for neetbux.

Currently, you CAN be eligible for volunteer work after 6 months of neetbux, but it depends. If you've never worked before, you're more likely to get picked than someone who's had employment.

>>66599567
>Education
Too lazy and too fat and I'm 194cm

>>66599667
Why don't you want to work?

>>66599695
Pretty tall. Don't be lazy, anon.

>>66599436
Be brown, a woman, and have kids

>>66599713
>8 hours of slaving and feeling like you want to die
vs
>free to do anything all day everday
gee i wonder why

ITT: Why the Western world is seen as a laughing stock.

>>66599740
You must have some plans for the future.

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>>66599713
I would need to go to High school again to get a better education because I dropped out when I was 15. I'm 23 now.

>>66599416
>>66599508
yea it's shit if you don't have a lot of compounding things for extra munz, like disabilities

you have to actively search for jobs and show proof of this (i think some states have certain amount that you need to apply to). Otherwise you get cut off and even then, it's not that much money, not really a livable wage. 10-20 years ago it might have been one of the best for NEETdom. There is the stereotype of the dole bludger that remains as it's legacy, but in reality, it is no more.

>>66599748
I have over 150k swedish kroner just doing nothing while I can do anything I want all day everday

Life is good

>>66599753
I dropped at 18, but I got back this year.
I'm going to finish High School, and then get a degree in chemistry, which I love.
You should try going back. It is never too late, anon.
I don't want to be intrusive, but can you tell me what happened? Why did you drop?

>>66599807
That's a lot of money. How did you get it? Rich parents?

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>>66599810
Cuz I got bullied by the other students because of my weight

>>66599827
well saved NEETbucks of course

>being a wageslave is inacceptable
>leeching off wageslaves is

>>66599834
Were you always chubby? When did you start gaining weight?

>>66599843
That's a lot of money, man.

>>66599827
it's only like 15k USD

>>66599439
Kill yourself cunt

>>66599883
Still a lot of money for me.

>>66599867
Since I was little. I mostly ate McDonald's as a kid.

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>>66599889

>>66599897
That will get him a whole 3 months or so in Sweden.

>>66599918
Work is not even hard, you live in a cold country too that makes it easier

>>66599912
you're full of shit (and i don't mean all that mc donalds you eat)

1000~€ month for someone alone, with the housing helps, 535€ just for the neetbux

sadly the only way you get permanent bux here is through disability. Thus I will be applying for that probably in a few years.

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>>66599889
>wageslave defending his slavery

>>66599941
It's a waste of time

>>66599962
I have more possessions than you faggot

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>>66599942
I'm not full of shit? What m8?

>>66599912
Have you tried going on a diet before? Seeing a nutricionist?

>>66599941
Now, obviously you didn't experienced cold work. I used to work outside at 0-5°C, your hands, nose, insult you for that.

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>>66599983
>He fell for the materialism meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk1i7UGBz1Q

>>66599983
>muh materialism!
sheklestien has you trained well

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>>66599983

>>66600012
cute grill

>>66600008
I look forward to winter every year, 40°-50° heat is absolutely fucked

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>>66599988
>dieting

>>66598921
>What country has the best welfare state?
a country that doesn't have one at all

>>66599985
you're lying, Mikko

>>66600040
Me too, it's still hot as fuck in late October in California. Have a fan blasting on my face right now.

>>66600041
What?

>>66599958
Disability is increadibly easy to fake

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>tfw parents are dead and homeless
>family hates me
>US neetbux are only a thing if youre permanently disabled or a refugee
>no real disabilities

>doomed forever to wage slavery

>>66600014
Im a wog cunt in nifty

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>>66599370
you know what is truly immoral? making other people pay for your incompetence and insubordinance

>>66600077
what are the easiest ones they fall for? I'm planning on GAD, MDD, insomnia, and schizophrenia

>>66600000

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>>66600071
I'm not. I weight like 130kg

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>>66599851
Fuck normies.

>>66600012
>>66600014
>>66600022
I earn things, you dont.

>>66600071
It's true. He made a thread yesterday about eating a giant 4000+ calories cake.

>>66599807
Well, you should realize that if more swedes will choose the same lifestyle, then you'll have less neetbux.

In the end, at least 10 or even more people have to work and pay raxes for you to enjoy life like that.

You can always work from home from time to time just so you can have an additional source of income and collect that money.

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>>66600143
Wagie, you also worship things that are just gonna rot away once you also rot away

>>66600054
so, Poland?

>>66600104
All of those can work. You have about a 50/50 chance of getting accepted per disability but eventually you'll be accepted.

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>tfw too smart to work

>>66600108
Do you live alone or with parents?

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How the fuck do we solve the manchild-problem?

I mean, so many white males are just dropping out of life because they're pathetic vermin. Instead of making a family, and most importantly, children, they just rot in front of their computers every single day, watching anime or playing stupid video games.

I personally know at least 3 of these subhumans, and they all have certain things in common.

>went to university
>studied either computer science or engineering
>have a good, stable job
>earn a lot of money
>either waste the money on trivial horseshite or save it for no apparent reason
>have absolutely no interest in politics, history, anything else but their shitty manchild hobbies
>politically passive, don't give a fuck about what's happening to their country
>absolutley NO productive hobby, 95 % of free time is spent in front of their computer watching degenerate anime

What the fuck do we do?

>>66600108
F A T T Y
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>>66600170
Youve got me wrong. I am not materialistic. Ive financed a house, a car and a go kart. I am completely self sufficient and i feel good about it. Get a job cunt

>>66600196
With parents for another 2 years

>>66600081
Make shit up senpai. Act like a schizo and walk with a limp

>>66600219
And then what?

>>66600193
are you on ssdi? do you have any tips? I can't be a wagie forever...

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>i love my work
>i love my work
>i love my work
>i love my work
>bleep bloop bleep bloop

>>66600243
Nope, I'm not an expert exactly but I have family who've worked at a welfare office. They review you on a case by case basis and usually, if you make it believable, you'll be accepted

>>66600081
Getting SSDI is not hard. Ever since Clinton's welfare reform, people just go on SSDI instead. Once people go on SSDI, they usually don't get off it. I saw a documentary a few years back about this town in the south that had no economy to speak of after peanut farming or something collapsed. There was a doctor there who was diagnosing people like crazy to get them onto SSDI because his patients didn't want to leave the town and had no other source of income (many of them were older or obese). Its the same reason every time I turn on the TV there's a lawyer saying "Call my office to get your SSDI today"!

We need SSDI reform badly. Both my parents are on it, even.

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Fucking NEETS, you aren't even handicapped

>>66600269
Don't you need a doctor to certify that shit though?

>>66600274
As far as I know there aren't any medical practitioners around here selling crazy certificates.

I'm a solid liar but I don't know if I could just bullshit my way through clinical assessments

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>>66600236
And I start getting some serious neetbux

>>66600218
How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

>>66600334
You do, also:
>To qualify, a person must have worked for at least one fourth of his or her adult life and five of the last 10 years. Some are rejected for medical reasons: To qualify, a physical or mental disability must be severe and expected to last at least 12 months or to end in death.

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>>66600329
saiys iam ausism

>>66600329
*dodges your comment* hah nice try kiddo ur dealing w/ rel gangsters here

>>66600351
What do your parents think about this whole situation?
Do you have friends? Don't you think life could be better?

>>66600368
For SSDI. SSI is not based on work quarters. The disability requirements are the same.

t. social security disability examiner

>>66600334
You are too honest. You just have to fake yourself into the mindset of being disabled to pull off being disabled. I'm not disabled but I have been around people pretending to be (they actually think they are) my entire life. You just have to observe "disabled" people and let yourself believe in your own disability and you will effectively be disabled.

>>66600368
Well I've got the work part down at least
>a physical or mental disability must be severe and expected to last at least 12 months or to end in death.
And I'm supposed to just "pretend" that this exists?

>>66600409
so can you get ssdi in mid 20s? ssi tops out at like 733 per month right?

>>66599170
>also, receiving neetbux is immoral.
Is it immoral if you do something valuable with the neetbux rather than spend it frivolously?

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>>66600405
I haven't been outside for 5 months, haven't had any friends since high school (8 years ago) and my parents still think that I'm gonna get a gf and give them the grandchild they always wanted

>>66600435
If you become disabled between the ages of 18-22 and your parent is also disabled/dead you can draw on their work quarters.

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>>66600449
welfare gfs soon

>>66600456
My dad is dead and my mom is long-term homeless or a "vulnerable adult" or some shit like that, how to cash in on this?

>>66599508
It's the work readiness program or Work for the Dole program which is a bit of a disparaging name then again the act of receiving welfare itself is demoralising so it balances out.
I've been involved with it for the past 2 months, all it entails is that you're present for the relevant days and follow supervisor instructions who will then pass on feedback/whatever else he needs to your employment agency. The work itself is physically straining but incredibly mindless and inane it becomes almost therapeutic.

>>66599170
Giving NEETbux is immoral because it creates an unsustainable welfare state that will collapse with the economy and the entirety of /r9k/ will be starving while coons rampage through the streets.

>>66600449
>I haven't been outside for 5 months
Why? Don't you feel lonely?
What do you do all day? Just video games and food?

>>66600456
unfortunately my parents are fine. do you have any tips on what generally gets people on ssdi vs what gets their application rejected?

>>66600449
damn i feel bad for your parents, they're pretty delusional

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>>66600477
Sign your mom up for these programs. Get her SS and whatever you can manage wew

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>>66600487
>>66600477
No

>>66600497
She's already signed up for all of them, gets housing and spends all her money on alcohol though

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>>66600482
Yeah, I feel lonely all the time, I rarely talk to my parents and I've already tried killing myself a few times

I had 1 year of "work disability" because of anxiety. Was 20 years old and got about 280euros a month. kek

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>>66600657
:-(

>>66600666
What can you even buy with 280 euros in Estonia?

>>66600657
Why don't you seek help? Try making friends!
You can make your life better.
Explain your situation to your parents, I'm sure they would like to help.
Try going out one day, even if it is only to eat food.

>>66600702
It's enough to live, but not enough to live well.

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>>66600707
After 8 years of being alone I've pretty much lost all my social interaction skills, I've tried making friends in the past but I always end up humiliating myself.

>>66600449
Fuck you, you ungrateful fucking peice of shit. I would serve Finland better thank you. I would find grt a good job, one where my Finnish parents can say proudly with honour and I would make their old lives happy with grandchildren. You manchildren have no. Fucking idea how easy you have it at life. I would literally cook your ass alive cunt.

>>66600707
Also I don't like to talk to my parents

>>66600838
Okay I take alot of that back, sorry for sounding rude. Seriously though try Goin to a gym, the people there are nice and willing to help you out.

>>66600837
Thanks for the tax dollars wagecuck.

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>>66600837
Why so salty Mr.Chen? You salty that I'm going to get some serious neetbux in 2 years?

>>66599897
t. bolsa familia

>>66600763
I'm not very good at socializing either, but I try.
Come on, anon, it's important to try at least.

>>66600905
I apologize, but hey if your afraid of social interactions with other Finns trying Goin to organized community events held by Somalia or Arabs, were generally more social and welcoming and would gladly accept you.

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>>66600855
Haven't talked to any other people that aren't my parents in about 4 years when I was at my dentist, so I don't think I feel comfortable going to the gym talking to people

>>66600954
I'm honestly baffled.
You're so cute, it is sad to hear that you don't talk to people.

>>66601021
people who are cute on the internet usually really aren't cute irl
or they just genuinely dont like interacting with people in meatspace

>>66600905
>serious neetbux in 2 years

How will you get it, because of unemployment? or will they give it away to anybody in Finland?

Fat Finnbro please make blogposts every day.

>>66601064
He made a thread yesterday and he posted some pics. He's definitely cute.

>>66601131
kill yourself

>>66599170
is inmoral but I would do it

>>66601131
t. Guizin239

>>66599170
neetbux were originally intended for people who are unironically disabled and can't work because of valid reasons, or people who lost their job and need some support while they look for their next job

I don't think it's immoral for them to receive neetbux, the only bad guys here are the frauds who pretend they are sick or can't work.

>>66601200
what's up with pic related?

>>66599439
>wagies are at work RIGHT NOW

>>66601276

>>66601322
That's not me, if that's what you are suggesting.
I'm fat too. 117kg.

>>66600657
I hope you one day find the courage to end it for good :--)

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>>66601381
Thanks man

>>66600108
I'm around that weight too, shorter as well

>>66600405
>he fell for the free will meme

>>66600657
Make the next attempt count ;)
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

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>>66599354
>>66599448
>>66599695
Can you bake another cake?

>>66598921
>>you have to be 25 to get neetbux in Finland
hahaha fucking binland
here you can get it from 19 and up

lived off neetbux for 2 years, ama

>>66604615
Here you get it since 18. T. been on neetbux since 18. 1.2k/month