Your country's best bud, your country's worst bud,

Best bud - Hungary, same for greatest ally
Worst bud - Western world

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>>66584653
we dindu nuffin

>>66584653

but we gave you marshall plan aid

and helped kick out those soviets

literally have to write two separate 10-20 page economic reports for the united states government in my garbage heap of a room by the end of the month.

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>>66584684
>>66584698

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>>66584768
wtf i hate polan now

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dont die on me bread

>>66584606
>ourselves
>ourselves
>ourselves

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France
>best bud
England
>worst bud
Germany
>greatest ally
USA

>>66584606
Best bud-USA
Worst bud-France
Greatest ally-Army

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>>66585802
France
>best bud
>ENGLAND
but WHY

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>>66585856
you're a nice person, Ivan

Rolling for dubs
P.S. Janny's a little bitch, you reading this you little bitch? I thought so, you little bitch

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>>66586161
nice digits
checked big time

>>66584606
best bud
>Belarus?
worst bud
>Russia
greatest ally
>P-poland?! Ally us someone pls

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>>66586319
>Ukraine
spoopy desu!
i was there 4 years ago, neat place.

best bud
>Spain
worst bud
>Germany
greatest ally
>----

>best bud
Japan

>worst bud
Pakistan

>greatest ally
Russia

>>66586590
why japan?

>>66586664
>Both hate China
>Both are allied with the US
>Good place for Japan to invest money because high gdp growth rate
>Nehru was a huge weaboo

>best bud
Austria
>worst bud
Austria
>geatest ally
>Austria

>>66586664
They are nice.

>>66586829
such is life
>>66586759
Chinese people are garbage

>>66584698
>Marshall plan aid

USSR actually blocked the aid to Poland.

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>>66585963

because

Best Buddy: CANADA
Worst Buddy: MEXICO, we want to be your friend but you guys are so pissy with us. Just because some of us are racists doesn't mean we all are.
Best Ally: France, after all the bullshit we didn't do for you, you stuck with us.

>>66584606
La Romania

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>>66588339
Dai fai il serio

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>>66588339
zitto animale

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>>66587984

>>66588428
>>66588455
Rumeni poichè Roma

>>66587984
Well, that's gay but it's the truth.

>>66588558
desu, it's England...OR/AND America.

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>>66588583
>Rumeni poichè Roma
what did he mean by this?

>>66584606
Flag
None
Argentina
None

Portugal
Best bud
>Spain and Brazil
Worst bud
>Germany
Greatest ally
>UK

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estonia is our squire who carries our potions

sweden is the knight in full polished and shining armor who always wins turnies who we know but always try to best unsuccessfully -- reportedly a great interior decorator as well

norway is a dwarf who lives inside of a mountain, on top of a pile of gold -- we've never even seen a mountain before let alone a dwarf

russia is the evil witch yonder, lives in a swamp

Portugal
Best bud
>France
Worst bud
>Germany
Greatest ally
>Portugal

Why are we worst bud ? :(

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>>66584606
>best buddy
Canada
>worst bud
Russia I guess
>greatest ally
France

>>66584606
>ukraine
>best bud
>>russia
>worst bud
>>eu
>greatest ally
>>kazakhstan

>>66584606
>worst bud
>>BRITAIN
They are fairly good buds, honestly. Our worst bud would probably be like Saudi Arabia or Israel

>>66589112
>ukraine, best bud:russia
>.30 ₽ has been deposited into your NeetBUX account

>>66589072
Something something two world wars. At least you're relevant. I actually like Germany tbqh

>>66589112
But we are your bud ! That's something I guess.

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>>66589167
we use qiwi here, it connected to your phone number also it proved free virtual plastic card. very usefull.
>>66589187
pshhh i am actually russian i only pretending to be cuck hol

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>>66586319
We can be ally Ivan, if you want we can even be one country again

>>66589292
What does the plastic card do?

>>66589310
About that...

>>66589432
just bank card, like for underage kids who cannot have it yet but have phone number. or for people who dont want to show up their real card.

>>66589488
Ah, we dont have that here. do you get paid to Ukraine post?

>>66589031
This is objectively correct

>>66589536
of course, who would do anything like this for free?

America
America
America

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>Best bud
France

>Worst bud
Murica
>Want to hate America for spying us out
>spying actually helps against terrorism
>Want to hate America for the retarded parts of their culture
>Enjoy American culture every day
>Want to hate America for their insane militarism
>Good to know that we have this military on our side

>>66584653
isn't your greatest ally lithuania?

>>66587984
Ferme tes fesses, sale chien. Les rosbifs sont nos ennemis.

>best bud
New Zealand
>worst bud
New Zealand
>greatest ally
New Zealand

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>>66590715
>endless fun

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>>66585754

we are very good friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48

>>66585802
That picture would work better if you replaced Canada's flag with Quebec and France's flag with Britain.

>>66584606
>best bud
>CANADA
We suck.

>>66591841
Would you rather it be Israel?

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>>66591985
>>66591841
Op here, i love CANADA and CANADA ENTHUSIASTS

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>>66591985
>>66592037
I want it to be wherever Shakira is from.

Best bud
>Is real
Worst bud
>All of Europe
Greatest ally
>Morocco

>>66592125
>morocco
why

>>66592445
They were the first foreign country to recognize our sovereignty.

best bud
>Finland
worst bud
>Denmark
greatest ally
>Finland

best bud
>USA
worst bud
>Quebec
greatest ally
>Quebec

[spoiler]Quebec I hate you but don't leave us[/spoiler]

>>66592742
the finlan bantz dont get to you, sven?

>>66584606
best bud
>America

worst bud
>France

greatest ally
>New Zealand

>>66594384
>worst bud, france
but WHY

best bud
??

worst bud
??

greatest ally
??

>>66594431
m8 Degaulle and the frogs helped spawn a sovereignty movement in my country...

>>66594519
i though the quackbeck country movement was just a big meme, they were actually serious?
kek

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>>66594567

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>>66584606
>greatest ally
>not israel
oy vey

>>66584606
USA
best bud
>Canada
worst bud
>Israel
greatest ally
>Austrailia

>>66594579
>american education
you have to understand mr.leafland, we dont talk about canada here. not in the media not anywhere, i heard about the quackbeck shit through /int/ and never heard about it on the news so i thought it was just a big joke.

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best bud
>your mom's pussy
worst bud
>your dad
greatest ally
>your mom's tits

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>>66594686
>thank you for your contribution, finlan!

best bud
el peruANO
worst bud
bolivia
greatest ally
u r gay

>>66594499
come on... i know you want to put us in one of the first two

Australia

>>66584606
>best bud
Mejico
>worst bud
Venezuela
>greatest ally
The US of A

>>66585856
what is so bad about france?

>>66584606
>best bud
Koori
>worst bud
Murri
>greatest ally
Tiwi

Perú

>best bud
Blue, Green and Poland

>worst bud
Argentina

>greatest ally
Chile

>>66597052
Because MUH MISTRAL I guess.