Bonjour my name is Monsieur Ken. I’m a 27 year old American

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Anonymous 2016-10-25 18:19:23 Post No. 66577990 [Report]

Bonjour my name is Monsieur Ken.

I’m a 27 year old American Francophile (Ouiaboo for you barbarians). I smoke really thin cigarettes I keep in the pockets of my striped black and white shirt, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior French games. (Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed Unity, Assassin's Creed 2)

I train with my baguette every day, this superior meal can cut clean through hunger because it is baked over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other bread on earth. I earned my pastry license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak French fluently, both Parisian and Basque dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their napoleonic code, which I follow 100%

When I get my French visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier in the French Foreign Legion!

I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I kiss everyone on the cheeks at least two times and speak French as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in France!

Anonymous 2016-10-25 18:43:11 Post No.66579105
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Anonymous 2016-10-25 18:43:11 Post No.66579105 [Report]

>>66577990
>I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a soldier in the French Foreign Legion!

DON'T DO THAT

It will beak your heart anon, stay away from Paris and the French Riviera, you should go to the countryside instead it is more traditional and the french way of life is preserved there.