When CJ, Ryder, Sweet and Big Smoke go to the Cluckin' Bell

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Given these facts, we can extrapolate that Big Smokes order contained
5 Regular Fries
1 Large Fries
4 Regular Sodas
2 Large Soda
5 burgers
1 Sixpack of nuggets
1 Chicken Wrap
1 salad
its is also reveal that smoke ate everyone elses food as well
1 salad
1 chicken wrap
3 sodas
2 burgers
which is about 26364 Kilojules of energy and, over twice the adult reccomended intake even if smoke didnt drink all 9 soda's more ridiculus is the fact that he ate it over the span of 5 - 10 minutes as shown by the cutscene at the end of the mission where smoke leaves the car without the food, but to put that in perspective the world reccord for most hamburgers eaten in 3 minutes is 12 so it really isnt that impressive but what really gets me is that even though there is such a large amount it is all handed to smoke at the drive thru in one single bag wouldnt the BAG BE WAY TOO HEAVY

Barbosa YOU A STRAIGHT BUSTA

BIG SMOKE EAT WHAT HE WANTS NIGGA

>>66574268
Ok

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Post a better black character
protip:you can't

>>66574637
I meant villain

ALL YOU HAD TO DO

>>66574268
>>66574289
This was 12 years ago and I can still remember it all.
Oh god the nostalgia
My favorite thing was using the Apache/Hunter for the vigilante missions or using it to take gang turf.
I was so disappointed at the lack of Turf wars in gta V

this thread changed my life forever

>>66574779
Turf war was more of an 80s/90s thing, and Franklin was more of a hustler than a gangbanger anyway.

>>66574851
True it became clear he wasn't a gangster per say but he was still awesome.
But still no Apache GTA V

>>66574779
>Turf wars

>that one tiny strip of turf up in the hills that would never get triggered unless you baited some gangs for several blocks so that tiny strip would finally activate

>>66574748
WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN

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>>66575012
TRAIN, CJ

Number 9 can't possibly be chicken as Ryder explicitly tells at the beginning of the mission that he doesn't want chicken,

Smoke made such a ridiculous order to buy some time since he ratted out the gang to the Ballas who he knew would set up an attack. Of course you don't learn about Smoke's betrayal until later when his order isn't on your mind anymore, so it's hard to draw a connection.

>>66575009
>that one gang area closest to the harbour where barely any gang members would ever spawn, and if you took over the neighboring area no one would ever spawn there again

>>66575009
I remember that, you'd have to bait in at least 4 vagos in
>>66575184
And he still managed to eat their food as well

>>66575324
I haven't played it recently so I'm not sure if the food is directly or indirectly referred to as eaten, or if he simply left it behind in the car.

>>66575271
Yep. The Vargos were the worst though, that one tiny strip of land was literally just a street with a building on each side and all the surrounding areas would get taken over prior.
>>66575324
>I remember that, you'd have to bait in at least 4 vagos in
I was lucky enough to get just one, 4 would've instantly triggered it.

>unironically the best thread on /int/ right now

>>66575324
actually 3 only

>>66574268
>>66574289

kifflom my brother, you are discovered the truth

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Good job OP.

the series are the biggest ameriboo game ever

>>66575570
>best GTA
>best thread on /int/

No surprise

>>66575955
>tfw you don't like SA as much as you used to, and it does feel cruder with every passing year, especially since IV with its extremely intricate engine came out, but even titles like 2 seem to have stopped aging at some point

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Best Car in the game

>tfw played the hell out of San Andreas in 2008
>Tfw recently bought it on the PSN store for PS4 just for the trophies

>>66576164
>what is the Euros

>>66576164
What's the blista compact
DEJA VU

>>66576284
A piece of shit?

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>>66574268

This is why we love Portugal desu

>driving anywhere once you have a jetpack
Why?

>>66576115
Fucking hated IV. They tried way too hard to be something they weren't with that intricate engine. They took away the simplistic perfection that was III-SA. They went back to formula for V for good reason. Hope they don't fuck up VI.

>>66576729
That's actually what I love about IV. They give you such a highly detailed sandbox engine that it doesn't even require any further scripted activities for you to create your own entertainment. You can just go around doing whatever you want, whether it's causing large scale mayhem, racing wallowing shitbuckets around or pushing pedestrians off stairs. GTA V is utterly dumbed down in comparison and even with tons more scripted activities it still feels emptier and less engaging. Ragdolls are stiffer, damage models are less detailed, and all cars seem to handle more or less the same.

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>mfw I have to show the dumb niggers in school what the R3 button was so they could finally get the jets up to speed

>>66574851
That's why GTA VI should be in a third world country.

>>66576939
I'm sorry but the controls were shit, especially in combat (I'm not here to play fucking Gears, I'm here to play GTA).

I will give you the damage models and car handling though. The scripted activities are more or less the same, just different.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

>>66577133
I'm curious which countries would be suitable for a GTA game. They've already done London '69 but that was back in the 2.5D days.

>>66577689
Also London was pretty horrid in my opinion. All of the clunky GTA 1 gameplay with none of the social commentary, just lots of unrelatable mod subculture references.

>>66577689
eastern block after the fall of Berlin Wall. gopniks, kurwas, adidas tracksuits, old cars, smuggling stuff from the west, fighting with Serbs and Turks. would have played the fuck out of it.

>>66577689
HERE!

>>66577871
Solid idea, especially since there were American servicemen smuggling drugs and selling military equipment to Serbs and Turks at the time. They could use this as apart of the story line, especially since they could Rammstein AFB as the place where you find tanks, attack choppers, and jets.

>>66574268
GTA IV and V happens in another unuverse.

>>66577871
So GTA IV but not in New York City?

>>66574268
It was interesting OP but i fucking hate this character, he's a lazy fatass traitor and "FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ" when you fail the mission make me hating him more!

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>>66574268
Holy shit at last I truly see

>>66577689
Ours during prohibition or during the 80's

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>They never played SA-MP

>>66578416
Stop driving a handwidth away from the train, of course Smoke can't hit the people standing on top otherwise, he'd have to shoot around a corner.

>>66578480
MTA is superior.
You don't have to stare at the loading screen like an autist.

>>66578480
god tier

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>>66578480
>Cops and robbers with speedhacks
>Get Banned
>Change IP
>mfw I'm stoppable

I bet you high as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Fi-RNTyRk

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>>66574268
>>66574289
Finally, I understand.

>the cuckin' bell

kek

Problem with gta V was...i expected a better graphics gta:sa. But it was something diffrent...los santos looked way too diffrent and there is no san fierro or las venturas and no crazy alien base with jetpacks !

KEEP UP MOTHATFUCKA

>>66574748
>>66575012
>>66575082
>tfw I never got this meme because I never failed that mission
it's easy as fuck, just keep your speed steady and drive as far on the right as possible

>>66578480
I remember playing the Cops & Robbers server like 5 years ago and randomly spamming KOSOVO JE ALBANIA in the chat and all the butthurt Serbs placing hits on me.

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>tfw played gta sa so much that it got stuck deeply in my subconsciousness
>I still have dreams at night of Los-Santos

>>66578737
Shiiet I remember this. Good times

>>66578813
>not using the ramp to land on top of the train

OHLADI TRAXANIE DOG

>>66578813
>keep your speed steady offroad on the fucking SANCHEZ

>>66578852
>tell people im roach
>they hate me
>mastertroll.jpg

wew

>>66579059
I tried that many times and I never stuck the landing

>tfw you never got hot coffee to work

>>66578800
GTA 3, VC and SA are staged in different universe.

best GTA ever. 4life!

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tfw smashing ↑ key to go faster

this is the greatest thread of ALL TIME!!

>>66577689
i want return in vice citi and return in 80s.

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>>66579059
>ramp
>>66579122
I don't see the problem 2bh

>>66577689
>upbote this post if you wished they would make a GTA game about your city

>>66579672
theres a ramp that takes you over a bridge and onto a roof from there you wait until the train comes and drive on to it

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What the fuck is this thread

why am i hungry now

>>66574268
Why is this suddenly becoming a meme?

>>66580034
if this is the new meme then i'm all ears baby!

>>66577689
70's Israel and I'm not even memeing.

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Don't let this thread die.

If you do you're a STRAIGHT BUSTA.

>tfw many years ago I pretended to be a detective in this game
>took pics of spooky things like a ded car in the woods, UFO disc etc
>tried to get into the area 51 to find top secret documents
>tried to solve my conspiracy about people and cars disappearing when you move the screen from them
>Before getting into the area 51 I went to the nearby cafe, talking to that woman, imagined that she told me stories about UFOs she saw
>she showed me pics and locations on the map where it was spotted

Autistic southern europeans don't exi-

>>66581063
>Before getting into the area 51 I went to the nearby cafe, talking to that woman, imagined that she told me stories about UFOs she saw
>she showed me pics and locations on the map where it was spotted
x-files pleb tier

>>66581063
You're silly Ivan. Thanks for sharing.

>>66576417
blista compact are fwd

t. samppro

>>66579637
They did another one for PSP and ported it to PS2.

>>66582281
They had Vice City Stories and Liberty City Stories, then that one Chinatown PSP game that never got ported I believe. I owned LCS for PS2 and it was nice going back to GTA III's LC but it was exactly what you've expect from a portable console port, very short. Was cool doing what I always wanted to do in GTA III's LC since I first played VC, and that was ride a motorcycle around LC.

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I am blind, not stupid.

>fictional Los Angeles
>full of beaners

>fictional San Francisco
>full of gooks

>fictional Las Vegas
>full of retards

It was a pretty realistic game

>>66579059
>>66579122

never used that ramp, just kept my speed steady besides the train.

I bet you played the PC version, the PS2 buttons are pressure sensitive so you can regulate how much throttle to apply

>>66577689
Moscow, Mexico City, Rio

>>66583454
Had it on PS2. It's not the throttle that's the problem, it's the terrain and suspension of the Sanchez which was horrible even offroad.

>>66583115
Rockstar has always been good about being stereotypical and pointing out the degeneracy of our nation and making fun of it (just listen to the radio or peds, don't even need to play missions to quickly find this out).

>>66577689
pretty much any country

gtas are 90% exaggeration

>2026
>World GTA
>at the airport you can take an airplane trip to another country to do missions there
>it's all stereotyped up the ass

>>66583855
They should do this, even for smaller shithole countries which they don't really have a market for (since that's what decides the settings for their games), but only for one or two missions (similar to what they've been doing since SA), but for several countries.

>>66584150
Kind of defeats the point of a sandbox, though. Maybe if it was a GTA: Europe (or Asia or South America, etc) where you could drive all the way through from one end of the map to the other it would work.

>>66584434
>South America
>all those mysteries and easter eggs to find
>go to Colombia for the Escobar drug deals
>go to Brazil for the 100ft Anaconda
>go to Manchu Pikachu to find the flying saucers

>>66584434
yeah that's why I pointed out the year as 2026

every city's a full-fledged sandbox! I don't know how but somehow

>>66578813
But Big Smoke couldn't aim for shit. You could follow the damn train all the time, but he would just miss.

>>66584915
This. Smoke was easily the most worthless member of the Grove.

>>66584150
It's not as interesting. Even foreigners who act butthurt over America being constantly featured in videogames, secretly crave American setting, because it's something all people around the world are familiar with thanks to our retarded popculture.

I mean look how Just Cause 2 featured a fictional SEA country and generally everyone found it bland as fuck.

>>66574268
Thansk

>>66585096
well no the location was beautiful as hell

but the cities were something else

the people in them were... more lifeless than the ones in gta 3

just cause 3 didn't have any city at all, right? didn't work at all because you need the contrast between the woods and the city in a game like this

>>66574268
absolutely beautiful pasta

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>>66574268
>>66574289
Damn...

>>66578277
they don't, a lot of characters from 4 are mentioned in 5 and packie even shows up

>>66585096
I know, you're preaching to the choir. I just didn't want to upset any butthurt yuros, especially Brits, who long for another London '69 setting in 3D.

>>66586390
How would the Ammu-nation shops even work..?

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>>66587670

>>66575184
That makes no sense. Use your brain, why would he put himself in harms way.

>>66584726
I don't think I want to wait a whole decade for that.

Gay

>>66578813
I did it first time using the jetpack

>>66575009
I MEMBER, the one with the industrial chimney