You joked about the invasion you laughed at us for years now

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>>66561683
We have these as domestic pets, Bruce. It's like a puppy dog on the road.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV8d19DRQXM
No need to call in the military over a docile bird with scary toes.
>mfw Emus join NATO

>>66561827
Lmao her fucking face gets me every time

>>66561683
Seppo genocide soon

>>66561683
>How did the Emu come to be so far away from Australia

Uhh because of the early 90s Emu meat health food boom in the US saw millions of Emu's imported, only for the industry to crash and burn overnight so they were just let loose and became feral?

I thought this was pretty well known. There are feral kangaroos in the US as well for largely the same reason.

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>f*reigners still don't know that we struck a deal with the emus to leave us alone if we help them infiltrate other countries

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I went to an emu ranch once. There was a monkey there, he stole a pack of cigarettes from me.

>>66564621
Did he at least ride one of the emus

>>66564736
No, but I wish he had

>>66564621
That was a brazilian mate

>>66561827
they seem absolutely spastic

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i know whose side i'm taking

Phoenix isn't America, it's MEXICO

>>66561683
what really bothers me about this is that americans will read it as "emoo"

>>66572096
but that's how it's pronounced....or do aussies pronounce it "ee-muh".

>>66572151
eem-you

eemoo sounds like some retarded shit a child with a speech impediment would say.

>>66561683
Wow I literally had no idea emus existed outside of Australia

>>66572446
And you guys pronounce "no" as "nory" so fuck off please.

>>66572151
It's eem-you fampai