Stupid shit you thought when you were younger: >tfw a couple

>Not building up money first and then moving to one of the Eastern EU countries without Muslims

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i thought europe was a COUNTRY in South America and it was similar to Brazil

As a very young child I thought being fired involved a cannon.

I thought GB and America were the same thing and that africa would be a single country.

>>66519246
American tier geographic knowledge.

>used to think that California was a part of Canada when I was 9
>used to think that French was just the result of British people trying to speak Spanish

>thought that French people were nice and civilized

wew some people are fucking morons as kids.

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As a child I thought Europe was all white people.

>>66519308
>implying AIrstrip One is independent

>I thought USA was the best country in the world
lol

>>66519204
https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/789903797803970560

>>66519204
for some reason i thought that russia is as rich and developed as holland or sweden because of the trades and wars between them a couple of centuries ago
i also thought that ebil america is hated by all countries and people all over the world consider them bad and russia good

>i thought New Zealand was in Europe

>>66519204
As a kid on holiday in Denmark I unironically thought it was a Dutch province with people speaking a thick dialect

When I was younger, I considered moving to Canada.

>>66519400
Russki pleasr

>Italians in my school almost convinced me that Italy is a nice place

>>66519204
I wasn't racist until 12 and 173~183days old.

>>66519204
Austria = Australia
Puerto Rico is discount Mexico, I used to piss off a Puerto Rican kid with this
Thought French people were decent human beings
Would mix up Chinese and Japanese, Chinese Samurai etc.
Thought Canada was good
Thought Turkey was a good country because there was a globe in school where it would play music from a country if you press on it, and I liked the Turkish music. Also it's name was funny.

If you masturbate you are a narcissist.

I thought that Moldavia and Mongolia are the same countries.
Because there are a lot of jokes about Moldavia's migrants and I get used to the fact that all migrants here are Asians, so Moldavia must be somewhere near Tajikistan.

I thought that Korea is somewher near India. I noticed that Russia borders North Korea only on int, somehow I just never paid attention to it.

And I even live in Siberia, I mean I probably should have known more about our neighbors. Meh.

When I was young I thought the Antarctic region was Aussie's territory

>>66519204
>Find out about 9/11 and hear about the US
>didn't think the US was real, thought it was just a TV show

Christ

>>66519204
a lot of stupid shit really
>thought Brazil was a good country because it good at football
>thought europe was limited to western europe only +greece+russia idin't even know meme-countires an nothern and eastern europe existed
>thought turks spoke arabic because of the soap operas
>i thought spain and italy we as good as germany and france
>i thought china was a decent place to live
>i thought america was an utopia
>i thought islam was an arab only thing and that atheists worshiped the devil kinda ironic if you ask me
but unarguably the stupidest thing was that i thought tunisia was white because i lived in a tourist city and everywhere i go summer or winter i'd see whites (having a white best friend might've influenced that as well)

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>>66519969
I thought that 911 was annoying because it interrupted my Cheez TV

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I thought everyone in England was intelligent and classy.

>America is a bad place to live
It’s at least as good as Russia.
>I’m an intellectual
I’m a bydlo.
>I’m a heterosexual
I’m a virgin.

>>66519308
We might as well be

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>>66520299
same this is my perception of english people after /int/

I thought Portugal was in South America.

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I was scared to death by the tnt truck that was usually parked outside of my house since I thought it could blow up at any minute

>>66520350
Funny enough I did too.

>>66520409
Fun fact TNT is “trotyl” in Russian.

>>66520349
>yfw it fookin slips

>I didn't know what country the Dutch pertained to (my guess would've been Denmark)
>Thought the Netherlands was some uninhabited wasteland like Greenland/Iceland
>Thought certain places (India, Israel, etc.) were democracies just because our textbooks labeled them so

I thought that women lay packed eggs full of menstrual material every month and throw it in the bin

I thought that god looked like the luminescent ghost of King Fahd

I though that sex was in its entirety was haram and that celibacy and some lab-fertilization-tech was the way

overall, not bad

>>66520464
нy дeбил

>>66520485
Tы чo eпт

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>>66519204
>born and raised in Brasil
>muh Austrian and German heritage mixed with native blood (mutt complex)
>grow up thinking that Brazil was degenerated because slums and niggers
>grow up thinking in leave this country
>meet /int/ 4 years ago?
>other countries far worse than Brazil
You guys made me realize that Brazil is the Rhodesia of South America.

Thank you for restore the faith i have in my country.

>>66520483
>sex was in its entirety was haram
I don’t think it’s stupid, just unorthodox.

>>66520551
Thank you, brluv

>>66520551
I mean, artificial insemination is already a thing. Allah may see it as the correct method.

>>66519468
>he went to rome and naples

I thought Denmark was in the middle east

>>66519474
Happy Racistversary

I thought Poland and Russia were developed cunts as a kid

>>66520685
poland isn't that bad 2bh, at least in big cities

I thought the year 2000 would be like a tech upgrade in an RTS, all buildings and clothes and cars will change overnight.

>drive through northern Germany
>Rolling hills
>Damn this is mountainous! How can people even live here?

>>66519717
You were taught well, nipmate

Antarctica = Australia
Kurils = Japan

Thought i would get a gf

>>66519204
not completely stupid you know, atleast Russian qts are superior than yours, so thats a plus

also you will have a real man as your President, i.e. Putin

I thought russia is a continent

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>>66519204
I thought i was white before i came on /int/

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>>66521081
Russian girls are all perfect qts who will cook you food and aren't materialistic at all.

Russia has a very low divorce rate and an especially low abortion rate, suggesting it to be among the most conservative countries in the world!

In fact, Russia has one of the lowest abortion rates in all of Europe!

Russian women really love men from other cultures who can't even speak their language. They find it makes communication much easier because Western culture and a language barrier makes for a very happy marriage

I thought the U.S.A. was this massive rich country that was second only to Japan in regards to technology.

I didn't know what the US was untill age 13

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>>66523897
a-are you memeing or is this true ?

>>66527894
It doesn’t really matter, since he can’t know that (very few people would have that kind of knowledge).

>>66519204
when I was like 4 I had the image in my head that canada was a fuckhunge pier getting hit by waves with a single metallic trashbin at the end
the reason being that my 4 year old brain heard that Canada was a cold place (and cold for me at that age was the sea in winter) and that Canada in Greek is Kanadas which seemed similar at the time to our word for trashbin (kados)
I was not wrong but the trashbin is made in china instead

>>66520529
>чo
fucking bydlo

>>66527879
Explain pls

>>66519204
Austria = Australia
Sweden = Switzerland

I saw the US as a special and exotic place.

An american girl talked to me on Neopets once and I crushed on her instantly cause she was American and thus had to be super hot.

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I thought people in Europe still dressed like the middle ages

I thought other countries didn't exist, only the middle east. Also thought that America wasn't real, only a thing made up by story tellers because of the crazy things like snow and pork and fat people racing on scooters.

>>66520464

is the same in the rest of the world Ivan

I used to hate America for being so right wing and racist

>thought communism was viable
>thought europe was better in every way than the US
>thought nuking japan was unjustifiable

>>66528219
I thought America refered to the continent.

United states sounds like United nations or something like that so it never occurred to me that it was a country

>>66529578
>I thought America refered to the continent.
It does in many languages other than English

>United states sounds like United nations or something like that so it never occurred to me that it was a country
Tbf, we're probably the most decentralized country, and legally speaking you're not wrong.

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>>66519363
Same with America. I thought blacks were just random side characters like in the movies where you see every once in a while in the background but overall America is white, rich and happy.

Little did I know that vid and pic related is actually the daily reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk

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>>66529652
>Tbf, we're probably the most decentralized country

pic related

belgium and switzerland are strong contenders too

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>>66529804
The real America you were not told about.

http://youtu.be/7D7dljmZ9KY

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>>66529837
The land of the free and the home of the brave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDcjbgheB0M

>>66529815
Perhaps, I should have added "with a still functioning government."

Also, civil and criminal law are both determined at the State level here, to the point where you can be tried for the same offense by the State and Feds if they're somehow affected, and technically you're both a citizen of the US and of the State you live in. How is it in Belgium and Switzerland?

>>66529804
>>66529837
>>66529890
Blacks are no more than 13% of the population, your vids being a still smaller minority, and keep to themselves.

>>66529890
>>66529837
>>66529804

>Bl*cks are subhuman

More news at 11.

>thought the Scotland was seperate from Britain
>thought the Welsh hated the English
>thought Africa was a peaceful nature utopia where everyone lived in tribes
>thought America was white and nice
>thought Hitler did something wrong
>thought black people were made of literal chocolate
>thought Swedes were actually angels in disguise

>>66530174
>Thought the Welsh hated the English
We do

>>66530174
> >thought Hitler did something wrong

>>66532051
Doesn't seem like it desu
I don't see any Welsh Independance movements

>Africa was country.

>Africa was complete desert where thirsty child get chased by lions and tigers.

>US was a good country.

>Life is complete different on each countrty.
Which is not

>English was the reverse of Turkish where you say
Eg:mehmet>temhem

>All foreigners were english(cause of WW1 education)


I was dumb kid

>>66519284
Cute

>>66519204
>Used to think Finland was white

Thanks to this place my mind was opened.

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>>66519204
as a kid I thought americans were all white and blonde