Is it socially acceptable in you're cunt to sit down to

>>66508379
No the only time it is acceptable is if you have an erection on the toilet or you are a taking a shit. Other then that you have no excuse for sitting like a lady.

>>66508379
Absolutely not.

It is not
>tfw my friend laughed at me when I told him I was pissing sitting

Vidrelated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C90uhvXW1KM

http://www.stevenaitchison.co.uk/blog/7-need-to-pee-sitting-down/

>>66508379
No not even the gays here would do something so pathetic. Only socially acceptable if you're disabled or have some sort of microdick that can't reach

>>66508554
>and I knew that whilst my aim is normally good

>whilst

What a douche, didn't even read the rest

Do britbongs seriously talk like that?

>>66508554
>Can answer an e-mail sitting down
Apparently in Britain peeing takes more than 3 minutes, including hand washing.

Do you clean your butt after pooping sitting down or standing?

>>66508379
Only if you are having a poo as well.

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>have botched circumcision as a 12 year old
>need to piss sitting down or it splashes everywhere out of my peehole

>>66508379
It should be. I don't get why people in the US insist in degenerate, disgusting shit. Raw meat eating (you are not familiar with salmonella?), piss while standing, not washing your hands after bathroom (even after taking a dump) circumcision and shit like this.

>>66508379
Yes

t. German on vacation

>>66508753
...the fuck?

>>66508379
denmark

yes

>>66508770
Piss is sterile

>>66508786

I had really bad phimosis, when they cut the skin off they found I had two holes so they stitched one but not long after the surgery I peed really hard at home and it opened the stitch. I was too embarrassed to tell my parents so now I have half a hole that sends piss flying at my leg if I'm standing

>>66508710
>Implying they wash their hands

>>66508876
you will die alone and no one will come to your funeral

>>66508876
How do women react when seeing it?

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>>66508976

I welcome it

>>66508379
I can't do that. My cock is too big.

>>66508987

I've only been with virgins so they've never asked me what was wrong with it

>>66508770
>Raw meat eating (Salmonella)
Salmonella is in Chicken, which is always eaten fully cooked outside of the Cooking with Jack show
>Piss while standing
No issue, piss is sterile and in any case you don't make contact with the seat
>not washing your hands
That's a European stereotype
>circumcision
Agree, is fucked up

No, but I always do because I like to shit and piss at the same time

>>66508876
Tell them you retard. You can sue the doctor and hospital for millions.

>>66508379
no but that doesn't stop me from doing it

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>>66508876
No refunds goy

at home or family i sit down pissing so i know 100% lands in the bowl

>>66508379
Nope

>>66508379
No. I feel like such a bitch whenever I get a false flag shit and I end up just pissing.

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>>66511161
Why lie?

>>66509018
Or your toilet is too small :^)

>>66508876
You know you have to post a picture of that anon

I like to read on the toilet desu

So yeah, I sit down to piss.

>>66513365
What's the point of sitting down to read when pissing only takes half a minute?

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I am a landlord and I put it in the lease that my tenants are required to sit to urinate. When piss splashes onto the walls it can damage the paint.

>>66508379
Yes. It's from the prophet's hadith specifically on toilet's ethiques. I prefer squat over sitting though.

>>66508379
when i visited germany long long time ago, it was a big thing among college students who lived with roommates.

>>66508379

I do it after fapping or I have to clean all the pee spray

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What's the big fucking deal?

Yeah I sit down when I pee, there's nothing that crazy about me.

>>66511720
how does he even wipe?

Swede on holiday
YES

I do at home desu

>>66508379
I sit down to pee sometimes if I want to take a break for a second and read some shit on my phone.

>>66508876
>>66508876
ghgkjgjhvgceasg

>>66508753
>>66508876
I'm... so sorry.C

>>66508379
I sit at home. I don't think anybody sits in public toilets unless they really need to take a shit badly.

>>66508379
Who the fuck cares it's not like anyones going to find out.

Do you think it's normal to film peoples toilet habits and post them all over social media to shame them?

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>>66508876
>This post

get out of my country

>>66520265
i shit standing in public toilets

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>>66520616

>>66508379
>socially acceptable
>non social situation
Do people in the UK go pissing together?

>>66508379
No idea because no one cares enough about how other people squeeze waste from their holes. I piss sitting down because I'm afraid I'll drop my phone in the bowl and it's just comfier.

Never on public toilets though, that's disgusting.

>>66520982
Are you being retarded on purpose, you smelly Kraut faggot?

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Sweden, we haven't heard from you on this issue...