Who is the true land of potatoes? There are always the same

>>66504950
Ireland had none for a while so they are out of the race.

whole Europe is a land of potatoes

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>>66504950
We were the first to add flavour to Potato Crisps.
None can match our sheer skill at Potatocraft, they can all bow down.

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>>66505016
>irish potatoes are so good the saxons couldnt stop themselves from stealing them for themselves and poisoning the rest
rmut

>>66505016
And who's fault was that?
You got jealous and ruined our crops out of spite

>>66505145
Sure, we genetically engineered the potato blight, you got us.

>>66505040
>>66505145
Of all the countries, I would have expected alcoholic Irishmen to think of turning potatoes into liquor. But you couldn't even do that.

It's time to give up the fight and admit that /balt/ has out-potatoed you in every way.

Is it not Peru?

The literal birthplace of potatoes?

>>66505213
Whiskey is superior to vodka in every way
We would not defile potatoes by turning them into such a foul liquid

>>66505213
NO ONE CAN OUT-POTATO US
WE ARE POTATO GODS

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>>66505213
>implying
we used to get poitín stills up in the hills so that the english couldnt shut them down. people still make poitín at home today

>>66504950
Lithuania owns all rights to potatoes. God himself put them in our lands.

>>66504950
Peru BTFO'd before the contest even started

>>66505571
I KNEW IT
YE ALL CAME HERE TO TAKE THE SPUDS!!
WHY DOES EVERYONE STEAL OUR POTATOES

>>66505115
In fact the potato they were growing in Ireland at the time was a variety mostly useful for its high yield and not its size or nutritional value, both of which were lacking.

>>66505733
>OUR POTATOES

um I think you meant Lithuanian potatoes

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There youre all smalltime

>>66504950
Guatemala?

>>66504950
why isn't peru a contender?

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>>66505819
I have to tell the natives the REAL reason the Lithuanians are here, immediatly!

>>66505853
meh, for China and India is just generic vegetable 27 in their stews and while Burguers eat them mashed or as chips and fries to them it's just basically a bland tasting starch to be drenched in fat.

But who loves the potato the most? Who writes flute songs in its honor?

>>66506628
Isnt the reason the irish got fucked was because they only had 1 type of potato, a true potato lover would never do that

>>66506628
>But who loves the potato the most? Who writes flute songs in its honor?

this is the true issue at stake

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>>66506747
Belgium, the creator of fries, also left out of the competition.

>>66506709
In all fairness it isn't like Irish had a choice, Europeans never understood that transplanting new world crops wasn't just picking the variety they liked most and disregarding the technology assoacited with it.

Behold Philistines the miracle of Chuño!

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>>66506628
>while Burguers eat them mashed or as chips and fries to them it's just basically a bland tasting starch to be drenched in fat.

Step the fuck off, Pablo. You can have my home fries when you tear them from my fat fingers.

>>66507299
t. Idahoan