>Sven left his wife, Ingrid, in order to attend another pro-immigrant

>France
>An elementary school teacher is lonely because her husband wich is a philosophy academic teacher is always traveling
>She also feels sad because the said husband thinks to highly of himself and also thinks that his wife is a cultural pleb
>One day while she was in the local library reading the french classics like Victor Hugo's poetry she grasps the sound of a motorbike acompanied by the sound of a "guitar apasionada"
>She reaches to the door to see what's happening and she receives a breath of warmness in her face
>Before she could open her eyes a dark handsome man was holding her waist and towering over her with the elegance of a stray cat
>He starts to dance across the library with her, the poor teacher never felt so secure and attractive before
>"Sin duda que eras un chica lista pero tu cintura es la de una verdadera mujer" - said the wandering man in a soothing way
>Suddenly, before she could know it her soutien was removed and the fingers of the guitarist swarmed over her
>The pleasure was so intense that even Rimbaud could hear her moans from his grave
>When she wakes up there was a rose next to her beautiful naked body
>"Pour Marie, je vous dit: Merci... Acuerdate de mi, tu amado..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez

>>66492293
>>66492494
Are you having fun?

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>>66492546
Yes, and you?

feels good to cuck swedish boys :)

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>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez

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>The room was dark, the computer screen was its only source of light reflecting on Bob's glasses as he stared at the computer
>His country, and his germanic heritage needed him in the internet, in order to fight the jewish and islamic comunism conspirancy that threatened his culture, his life and his wife
>Meanwhile, his wife was out in the bar feeling depressed and hopeless over a failed marriage
>At that time she noticed a change in the jukebox
>The music was warmer, more passionate and "naughtier" than before... a spanish guitar could be heard blasting the sound of pasion and amore
>A galant handsome latino man sits next ot her at the barstool
>"Perdoname pero una chica sola como tu hace mi corazon llorar lagrimas de dolor... Dejame que te ayude" - said the gracious man
>As the man's fingers caress the woman's body she could feel a tight and firm body... a rare sight in a country of obese man
>The man went deeper and deeper until the woman unleashed a scream of pleasure that incarnated the spirit of bluesgrass and rodeo in a single feeling
>She passes out with a smile in her face, she knew that she discovered passion for the first time in her life
>Meanwhile, Bob already won an argument in his favourite racist internet board... However, he couldn't understand why there was a speechless post with the pic of rose
>In the bottom of the pic it read:
>...
>Fernando Martinez

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>>66492293
>The man, filled with lust and pasion embraced Ingrid like a passionate, strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean

Every time

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>Gunma province, a rural pearl in Japan
>There lived a beautiful japanese girl who dreamed about leaving her small town and venture to Tokyo or even Europe
>However, she was very poor so she worked really hard in a tavern in order to save money for her journey
>Sadly, that tavern was the usual hang out for all kinds of low-lifes since small time thugs to autistic racers that risked their lives for the "driftu"
>The japanese girl suffered a lot because of them since they usually harassed her and she was almost raped once
>One day, she was a wage away from completing her dream but the thugs, knowing she had a saving pot grabed her and asked her where she hid the money
>The girl remained silent so the thugs striped her off her clothes and prepared to rape her
>Suddenly, they hear a window crashing and a powerful Em chord followed by a handsome dark gaijin
>The thugs recover from the shock and pull out their knives from their jackets and charge towards the gaijin with their small dicks hangin out
>"Eso no les va a gustar" - said the gaijin as he assumed a daring pose
>A sudden flash strikes the whole establishment and the thugs are laying down dead as the gaijin towers above them
>The japanese girl blushes and say a shy "arigato" but the gaijin puts his hand in her chin and kisses her
>As the kiss goes by, the japanese girl understands that she will gladly give her virginity to this handsome angel of passion
>The next day as she prepares to head off towards her dream, she still can't resemble the gorgeous man's name who gave her the night of her life
>The only thing that she could grasp was a "F" written in blood in the skin of the thugs
>That "F" would remain as a mistery for the rest of her life but we all know that it was the work of a daring man
>...
>Fernando Martinez

>>66492293
Wtf, are you writing smut literature on /int?

But it is not that good. I guess I am not the target audience.

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>It's another dark, cold and depressing day in Finland
>Vilhelmiina, is working at the matches factory and dreading her life
>Anywhere she looks all she can see is the endless alignment of commieblocks, drunk people
>She longs for human contact but everyone is obliged to leave a 5 meter safe zone between human beings
>She is also tired of getting in an almost comatose state in order to have sexual intercourse with another semi-comatose finn man wich leaves her unsatisfied
>Even the donald duck and moomin memes are loosing their appeal as well as shitposting
>As Vilhelmiina wraps a rope around her neck in her sad, depressing commieblock a shining light fills her apartment
>"Is it Tengri that finnaly came to pick me up and bring me to moonim valley, the finnish paradise?" - tought Vilhelmiina with a tear of joy rolling down her face
>No, it wasn't Tengri but she was right in guessing that it was a god, a god of LOVE
>The most handsome man posed in front of her with just a towel around his hip, barely hiding his prosperous genitals
>"Vilhelmiina, mi amor. No te sintas enfadada con la vida quando aun tienes muy amor para recibir" - said the handsome man in a calm and appealing voice
>He then unrwaps his towel and in a suave movement proceeds to make love to the lonely Vilhelmiina
>The girl couldn't imagine how blissful it was to be alive, never a finn man could ever give her this immense pleasure, life was good and it was worth to keep on living
>She felt like she was riding a horse trough the steppes, however they were warm and filled with olives in Spring with huge bulls resting on their base, an indescritive feeling of pleasure
>As she collapses from the multiple orgasms she can listen to a spanish guitar fading in the distance
>When she wakes up, the house is dark and the outside is freezing again
>She sees a small letter in the floor where it was written with the suaviest hand writting:
>"May you never feel cold and lonely again"
>"t. Fernando Martinez"

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>>66493027
>not knowing about fernando martinez

Of course you are not the target audience.
It will always be your wife that relates to this

>>66493118
Ok.

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I approve of this thread

This is the best thing on /int/ in a long time

>>66492293
>tfw you are reading all of this in Fernando's voice

If you'd look outside the window you'd notice that your car is on fire

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>>66493397

Baby I don't understand
Why we can't just hold on
To each others hands
This time will be the last
I fear unless I make it all so clear
I need you so

Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again
And learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up
And let us in

Baby I think tonight
We can take what was wrong
And make it right
I need you so
Baby it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh
And blood makes me whole
I need you so

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>>66493387
>The norwegian man is out for months because he works in an oil platform in the middle of the ocean (among other men)
>Meanwhile, his wife is bored. She is bored of hiking the same mountains and all the men around her are boorish autists
>One day, a stranger comes into town. He is a dark handsome man with a daring and passionate look in his eyes
>He notices lonely Else staring at dead trees covered by snow
>The charming man aproaches her and she can feel herself heating up like if she was in the mediterranean
>"Te encuentras sola pobrecita" - said the mysterious man
>Suddenly, Else couldn't take it anymore. The passion of Andalusia, the charm of Milan and the nostalgia of Portugal were all combined in the deity that was in front of her
>She takes off her clothes and proceeds to have the most "caliente" sex she ever had at an old pagan site
>As she reaches the climax and the epithome of human pleasure she thanks the gods of the south for sending this angel of lust
>After passing out she could hear a lonesome guitar sound fading in the distance
>When she waked up her husband was still in the ocean but now she had a memory to warm her in those cold Norwegian nights
>and that memory was:
>...
>Fernando Martinez

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She did a Q&A video in Norwegian and i'm pretty sure one of the questions was "what is your ideal man" or something, and she flashed a picture up of a Portuguese model.

Why are Germanic men so cucked?

>>66498231
It's not just Northern Europeans. Russian women and American women are also obsessed with Mediterranean men.

>>66492293
the return of a great meme

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>>66492293
>it was another humid afternoon in Portugal
>Albertina was combing her hair outside their tin shack while her husband slept, as he often did at 2pm on a Wednesday
>just then, a man appeared before her, pale as milk with eyes shining like Portugese coins, which were worthless in the real world, but this man was like a platinum god
>"you're a bonny lass" the man said sweetly, his voice smoother than the hairless brown paupers that are the Portugese
>she was overcome with lust at the sight of his red hair, like a wild fire
>"fire" she thought, no one had seen a fire in Portugal, they had never discovered such technology
>she spread her legs for the strong Gaelic figure, he filled her with the seed that had given rise to warriors throughout all time
>her squeals of delight filled the shanty town that was Lisbon, she had never been with a man taller than 5'6
>as quick as he had appeared, he was gone again, back to the green fields of the Emerald Isle
>her name was Albertina and her love was
>...
>Padraig O'Neill

>>66498231
yeah no, you're probably a latino trying to trigger whites, you are rude

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helo yes

gib pussy

Are we part of the Fernando's team?

Great work op, truly made my day.

OUTSTANDING

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>>66498873

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>>66498873
>bonny lass
only a nordie

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>>66498873
Memes are real, her mother was clearly MICK'd.

>>66499913
t. Swiss-American

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-wtJuqyKko

>>66492293
Maybe the only meme that worths on /int/

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>>66500013

wtf i love fernando now

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>this thread

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The Southern European man shows perfect aesthetics in average, due to his exotic looking phenotype for European standart
Europid-caucasoid facial structure, olive skinned tan, green-blueish eyes and darker hair make him superior to every other European or even global human male
Complementary to the Nordic woman he leads the epitome of facial or even overall physical evolution, while easily claiming his charmant and elegant status quo as Romeo-like heartbreaker. He leads the poles as desired ideal on every other female Race, especially if speaking about the Scandinavian or Anglo-Saxon one

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>>66498873
>Mary, a jolly irish gal was wandering trough the fields of athenry longing for love
>She was really tired of all the anoretic famine ridden irish men as well as their constant cucking from the brits
>Suddenly, among the flight of the small birds a gallant man appears surrounded by waves of lust and passion
>Mary falls down on her knees, could Epona have sent him the man of her lifelong dreams?
>He gives her is hand, kisses it and whispers in her ear:
>"Tu eres la mas bela flor de Irlanda, Junta-te a mi en este rito de amor"
>She quickly embraces the man as they roll down trough the green fields of Ireland, destroying the potato plantations with a lustful demonstration of passion
>As she reaches the climax she launches a powerful cry of joy that even the banshees were scared of it
>She passes out and the man departs with his guitar swaying on his back
>In the guitar you could see these words engraved in the wood of Toledo:
>...
>Fernando Martinez

>>66504221
>destroying the potato plantations
DELETE THIS

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>>66504421
You can't delete A M O R

>>66503117
only the spanish one seems to be pure
others are mixed with germanics and slavics

Please do one for South Brazil.

>>66498449
Russians not really, its mostly western european thing. Not sure about US of A

>>66492653
>>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
Wish I had a gf/wife to do this with.

>>66504221
Whydoes he speak potuñol?

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>>66498492
>the return of a great meme
And you just ruined it, nigger

>>66499913
We say bonnie lass here in East Yorkshire, are we Northern Irish in denial?

>>66492494
>The pleasure was so intense that even Rimbaud could hear her moans from his grave
I dunno why but I lol'd

Wow I really enjoy this thread

good thread

>**shits on magaluf street**

clean up time dago

I haven't laughed this hard in real life since forever

Best /int/ meme tbquitefrank