Do you dreams? Today I had a dream. I was a snail and dove inside

anime becomes real

i had a dream on the last night of being a father and was walking with my daughter and then she fell off a cliff and i cried, it was very strange

>>66489572
I had this strange dream of going into an alley,finding a truck and driving it to an old looking road.After I got out there was this rundown colosseum like structure

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The other day i've had a dream which i was in a huge wood house with my ex-gf, we went together to some room with some wood chest, she opened it, and released some kind of mutant spiders with ultra strentgh, they wouldn't attack by bitting somenone, but by ripping their members off with their strentgh.
Then i remembered a i had to run to the upper levels of the house to escape then.

Next thing i was on a subway, looking at all those people that were ignorant about the spider menace that would come for then.

I was returning home from work.

On my way back, I started feeling extremely hungry.

I started to think, should I go to the grocery store or get myself some fried chicken?

Grocery store is cheaper, but fried chicken is better.

I was indecisive. Every time I walked my way to the grocery store, I regretted it, and then walked back to the Pollo Loco house. And when I would go back, I would walk back to the grocery store, in an eternal loop of hungry agony.

I woke up before I made a decision.

I don't dream. I just want to end it all now.

>>66491096
Oh Hans, you are so predictable.

>>66489572
huh. that's wild, look up what that shit means
http://www.dreammoods.com/
i hardly ever remember my dreams, but when i do it's usually p powerful

>>66489572
Yes

I dreamt I am a slut for /int/posters

>>66489572

I had a dream that I was working at a bar and somebody complained that it was filthy and it was.

I felt utter shame.

>>66489572
I don't dream or i can barely remember my dreams
Is it ok? What's wrong with me?

I dream about school a lot though i graduated 7 years ago.
The dreams are all pretty ordinary so now I am not sure which my memories about school are real and which are just dreams.

>>66491167

You're already a slut.

>>66491370
Well...I am a boy :^)

And I dreamt I was a girl getting cummed all over by /int/ posters during a meetup. Uhhh...no homo

I dreamt I was running away from someone, it was in my old school at night time. I ran between two of the buildings, but someone had tied piano wire between them and it hit me in the neck.

>>66491429

I really want to bully your cute soft penis next to my big hard penis.

>>66491489
I dunno why but why do I run so slow in every dream where something is chasing me.

>>66491552
Maybe you want to be caught.

>>66491544
No. Stop it

>>66491593
No, I recall being scared as fuck

>>66491639

I'd cup it all in one hand.

last meaningful one i remember i was at my parents house and there was a black wolf like a shadow outside trying to get in. i knew it would get in eventually so i grabbed a shovel and waited to fight it at the top of the stairs outside my parents room which i felt i had to defend. it got in and came right at me. the shovel broke when i swung at it, it grabbed and threw my only weapon aside, so it had no problem getting past me into my parents room. i later realized the wolf represented death and that when it comes for my parents there will be nothing i can do to stop it

>>66491803
No. This is rude

>>66492500

And we'd gently cuddle.

>>66493724
Fuck it, I am horny again

I had a dream a week ago where i was taking the bus somewhere and got pulled over by a cop. I stepped out of the bus and the policeman turned out to be my father. I hugged him and told him i missed him very much. I teared up a little bit after i woke up since i remembered the dream, which doesn't happen very often for me.

>>66493833

Do you think you have a cute bulge?

>>66494423
Not yet. I usually fap before I go to bed

>>66494726

Can I help?

>>66494783
How are you gonna help?

>>66494981

By saying nice things.

>>66495018
>>66494981
kys fags

>>66495054
Wtf Iceland, I thought you want a good dicking in your boipuss

>>66495018
Ok :3

>>66495054

Here comes the rude nasty Icelander.

>>66495112

Ignore him he's the other, mean Icelander.

Do you like baths or showers?

>>66495238
Both I guess

>>66489572
Use dived.

>Either dove or dived is acceptable as the past tense. This may seem odd considering that dived is actually the older form. In fact, the emergence of dove runs against the general tendency of change in English verb forms.

gayest thread I've ever read

>>66495285

If you want this to work, you have to play along as well. Don't play hard ball.

The ones where i lose all my theeth because im anxious or whatever i forgot the reason

>>66495392
Let's shower together

>>66495493

Would you like it if I covered you in shower gel and slowly rubbed it in?

>>66495639
W-Where are you rubbing it in?

>>66491248
Please answer

>>66495675

Down your chest, pinching your cute nipples. Letting my hands drift down slowly.

>>66495732
No. You can't even remember most of your dreams

>>66495785
L-Lewd...I thought we are just bathing together

>>66495732
Do you smoke weed? Because that's normal if you do

>>66495836

We are, I'm just helping to get you clean :3

>>66495966
Oh, thank you senpai

>>66495994

That's when one us getting a little hard and blushes with embarrassment!

>>66496125
Please clean me Senpai. I am very dirty

>>66496221

Especially with such a cute penis.

>>66489572
I have a dairy where I write my dreams, but they are too weird and complicated to translate into english honestly

>>66496287
Kyaaa~ don't look

>>66489572
Never had a dream, dreaming is a mental disorder and people who dream are sent to loony bins here.

>>66496356

*gives it a quick kiss*

>>66496380
I live in a dream

>>66496431
S-Stop it!!

>>66495909
No i never did

tfw I don't dream because I smoke weed every evening.
mixed feels

>>66496469

You like it.

>>66496505
I-I don't! I only like girls...b-but it feels so good

>>66496602

You doooo like it, at least someone agrees down there :3

do you have a skype? this would be much easier and more fun since we wouldn't have to worry about being banned

>>66496741
No. I am actually kinda ugly

>>66496770

I don't mean for voice or face chat. Just for messaging.

>>66496805
I really not have skype.

>>66496835

You can create one really easily.

https://www.skype.com/en/

>>66496872
But it's so awkward to see a live cam of you fapping

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>>66489827
You felt heartbroken, the spiders represent the pain she inflicted upon you, as thei dismember you, as taking "parts of you", you felt sad for the others, because you felt like you know they will someday be as heartbroken as you are
>>66491209
You have self steem problems, you are scared of being judged by others, the bar represents yourself, who feels is gonna be looked down by others, this is why you felt shame, because you doubt yourself and your talents.>>66491489
>66491489
You probably had some kind of past trauma at school, that still puts you down, you try to run away from it to ignore it, but you can't, and just like the piano wire hits you without you seeing it, your past traumas hits you on your daily life, hindering your personal progress.
>>66491900
You already interpretated your own dream, fuck you.
>>66494087
The cop, like your father, is an autorithy figure, you may feel lost in your life, since you don't remember where the bus was going, and feel that having your father would help you find yourself in life.
>>66495408
Your anxiety makes you unable to really express yourself, and just like leaving your theeth with food, will root it, leaving "words" has the same effect on your dream life.

>>66496962

You don't need to call someone for messages.

Seriously, no voice or no face chat. I'm not really into seeing that either.

>>66497043
O-Ok

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>>66497000
do your magic on me too :
most of my dreams revolve around 3 things
suicide, shock, escaping
Most of the dreams end up in my death either by suicide or me getting killed while i try to help my family/friends

>>66497174
just look for

sw1anon

:3

>>66497234
I feel so strangely aroused now

>>66497396

Well act on it then

I'm waiting

>>66497511
Sent

A girl I know come in my bedroom and offers me very good cheese from Beaufort. Then I wake up hungry. Then I really wake up.

>>66497219
I need more details than this.
What is your "relationship" with death? Have you ever tried suicide? Do you have a close person who died and this afected you?

You sound like you have some tendency to isolate yourself, maybe you're the kind of person who doesn't deal to well with negative ocurrences? Mostly, you may have suicidal thoughts, not as a legitimate will to die, but just as an idealist escapism, when shit hits you hard, you don't deal well with it, and go for extremes, like escaping, isolation, thinking about dying.

>>66497671
That's a great cheese

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>>66497840
I tried killing myself like 2 years ago and I really don't care if I die anymore I take stupid risks constantly seeking adrealine from it...
I really don't deal well with negative occurances but it's alot better what it used to be.

>>66498252
Yep, you probably is unhappy with your daily life, i mean, having some kind of death wish is normal, but constantly doing stupid stuff out of the thrill of adrenaline, sounds like something someone near clinical depression would do, since you can't derive pleasure anymore from daily life.

Last night's dream was about being surrounded by traps with big cocks. We were locked in a room and gas started to come from the vents in the ceiling. The gas made us all light-headed and our dicks rock-hard. I woke up to a raging boner and fapped.

>>66499131
I think I made more progress this night than 4 years of poopoo therapy sessions.
Thanks anon<3

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Odd dreams where I'm in uncomfortable situations. The last was like this
>in a house that I think is my home
>living with family who live far apart in real life
>house looks like a medieval dungeon, but this isn't disturbing to me
>in my bedroom laying in bed
>notice my bed is on top of a metal grate with large holes in it
>look down and see a big well like hole
>look around other peoples rooms and see similar holes
>get very worried and obsessed about this, feel lots of anxeity about possibly falling off while asleep
>try dropping things down them
>a bucket I drop down one smashes a torch and piece of wood
>notice there is a guy in monk robes down there, the bucket lands next to him
>feel really worried that an armored knight is going to come up to our castle hotel room
>accidentally fall down the hole while looking at the monk and wake up after smacking against the wood
I wish I could have normal dreams.

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>>66489572
i had a "wet" dream last night

I dream of an old futuristic city and protect it with my megafish while the real city I wrecked

praise Yu Yevon

>>66499385
Your welcome, also if you have some adrenalin "dependency", i would recommend something healtier for it, since your wish for it will never really go away, you could find something that fuels your desire, while being more constructive.
Sports for example, skating, BMX, martial arts, anything, your desire for adrenalin will not go away, so you might as well make good use of it, also sports help you to aso produce more endorphin, and on the long term, help your apathy also on your daily life.

Personally, i like street skating and olympic weightlifitng.

>>66500033
I already do dirt biking in questionable enviroments.
The after effects of near death experience feels so fucking good literally better than sex.

I mostly have two kinds of dreams :
Dreams in which i'm killed in different ways (usually falling, or being stabbed / cut in half) and disguting things happens (swimming in insects, eating vomit or rotten things...), and dreams that copies a previous day i've lived with details missing / some changes (eg. places are not the same, or doesn't exist, dead relatives being here, anachronisms....)

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>wake up, it's a bright day, go to the bathroom
>wake up, think "lol what a weird dream", it's a bright day again, go to the bathroom
>then actually wake up
mfw dreamception

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>>66498002
Beaufort is shit. Try some tomme noire instead.

>>66501011
You don't know shit about dreamception.
Once I tried to wake up 20 times or so only to be found in a 'dream' again.
(Well it was more like sleep paralysis induced hallucination)

>>66501011
>>66501324
Do you think this dreamceptions might be connected with german punctuality? You see yourself waking up and doing the ordinary things because you've been doing the same stuff everyday punctually so your mind got used to it

>>66501690
You realize we're on 4chan, right?

>>66501690
I am: >>66501324
> might be connected with german punctuality?
Not really, as I'm not punctual, and don't usually wake up at the same time either.
In my case it was just fucked up sleep paralysis.

>>66501118
Delet this

>>66501828
Yes but /int/ has more normie users than other boards
>>66501903
Anyways my theory was silly
>sleep paralysis
It sounds so cool when others talk about it
I tried to experience one but i failed

>>66502112
>It sounds so cool when others talk about it
It's seriously not cool at all. You just basically are half awake and can't move your body or wake up.
Sometimes you hallucinate a bit.
It's actually quite scary, and you feel powerless.

I had a dream that I was having a picnic with people from utah and I saw a toddler in a bird costume on the roof looking down sadly and i was like 'hey its ukraine!' (because it was yellow and teal and I spend too much time on this board.) But he jumped off the roof and killed himself and I just walked over and looked at him sadly and then I went back to the table. When I looked back I saw the angel of death (really just a guy wearing a black shirt and black genes) take him away.

>>66502002
No