Is hallloween objectively the most based holiday ? >Leaves

>sit in house shitposting
>bowl of candy next to door
>if kids do show up feel irritated and embarrassed for having to give them candy
>if no one shows up, feel lonely and rejected by society at large
>regardless of how many people knock on your door, you still eat the remaining candy by yourself and cry

"holiday"

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>>66430933
Thank us anytime, Canuck.

>>66431135
sounds like every day of my life

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A holy evening?

>>66430933

>Is hallloween objectively the most based holiday ?

Here it's literally just "light candles for ancestors and contemplate the futility and impermanence of mortal existence, kids", so I'll have to say no.

I'm sure it's fun elsewhere though.

>Every girl dresses like a prostitute and gets drunk as fuck

Pretty good holiday

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>>66431430
Sounds like you need Islam Tbh

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No, that's dia de muertos

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>ywn spend halloween night visiting all the haunted houses with all your friends again.

My old neighborhood literally had dozens of haunted houses within a 5 mile radius, and most of them would reward you with candy if you made it to the end.

>>66431464

This also looks like a GOAT tier holiday

>>66431464

It's amazing to me how beaners can make something inherently classy like Catholicism look tacky as all fuck.

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>>66431522
>something inherently classy like Catholicism

>>66431522

Post yfw don't eat surströmming in ramadan

>comfy weather

It rains and it's cold?

>>66431591
That's the comfiest weather there is, senpai.

>>66431290
>Yuropoor Halloween is a somber, meditative occasion, North Americans are to retarded to understand this so they turn it into "dude candy and spooky skeletons lmao"

>tfw town was too small for trick or treating
>tfw growing up we had to go to the schools haunted house event
>tfw it wasn't spooky and they gave us fruit and a toothbrush

I really hated it growing up.

>>66431665

Well, it IS a nice holiday, just saying it's not a very fun one... it's beautiful in its own way though. I actually like spending time at the cemetery that night (even though I have no relatives buried in this town at all), it's normally a gloomy and depressing place but that night it's almost cheerful.

Example of the proceedings at the Stockholm woodland burial grounds: http://www.urbanthorsell.se/allhelgona-2011-2012.html

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>trick or treat!! Mister, may i have something other than candy, my mum takes it away from me if i come home with too much candy

What do you give him?

>>66432866
A can of VB.

Halloween and 4th of July are the only holidays worth celebrating imo.

>>66431665
West coast of Ireland, Cornwall, you'll see very old traditions around this time of the year still in practice.
You'd feel like Edward Woodward in Wickerman.

>>66430933
I'm thankful the Scottish/Irish immigrants brought Halloween to North America

absolutely

canadian fall....man...

>>66430933
It's for children

>>66432866
Chlorox

>>66431522
>Dia de los muertos
>Catholicism

>>66431522
What's the matter sven? It is too haram for you?

It's not a holiday. You don't get a day off

australia day is the only good holiday because it's the only day girls are drunk enough that you can go to a random park or festival and be guaranteed to get laid

>>66430933
hi

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>>66430933
It's a shit holiday.
>Cold
>Wet
>annoying kids raping the fucking doorbell
>halloween """"parties""""
>gypsies going door to door thinking somebody will give them 20€
>somehow gets all the media attention here and all they show is interviews of people dressed up as witches for the whole damn week

Its fun. Youre typical conservatively dressed korean girls go all out on Halloween night. Its glorious. Thanks America.

>>66437055
Halloween is objectively the worst thing to come out of america. Disgusting.

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Autumn/Winter season is comfy in general

We have our own versions of "halloween" though

>66430933
>Leaves are nice colours
Canada talking about leaves. You cannot make this shit up

>Comfy weather
Buzzword

>Lost of free junk food, and candy
As if you fat cunts aren't doing that shit year round anyway

>Cool interesting/ scary movies on tv
Scary movies are not interesting. It is the worst genre

>Getting drunk, and running around all night shooting fireworks at shit with friends
Shit you can do any time?

>>66437074
please give details on your version it looks cool

>>66431522
>Catholicism
>classy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>66430933
I prefer Midsommar, just because it's in the summer.

>>66430933
Nope, July 4th is best
>>66431135
>live at the end of a small private road
>3 mi. outside my 4k pop. town
I don't have your problem. Rural life is good, bud.

>>66431522
t.ahmed

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>>66431522
>classy like Catholicism
Pfffff..... You mean the cult with the huge, candle-lit, gold-flaked marble buildings? The organization run by men in ornate dresses and funny hats who like to role play as cannibals? Yeah, classy...
t. Catholic

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>>66437547
>Canada talking about leaves. You cannot make this shit up
>Buzzword
>As if you fat cunts aren't doing that shit year round anyway
>Scary movies are not interesting. It is the worst genre
>Shit you can do any time?

>>66440498
t. Protestant

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>>66437071
You're right. Dressing up like pic is far more appropriate for Christmas.

>>66440564
?
I'm not sure what you intended to imply there.

>>66431665
My experience with Halloween has been more along the lines of costumes, candy and lots of alcohol.

>>66431665
>to retarded
Heh.
>>66433733
>t. didn't get invited to any parties

>>66440644
1) it's for Krampus on the 5th
2) yes, yes it absolutely is

>>66440742
>My experience with Finland has been more along the lines of knives, memes and lots of alcohol.

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>>66441306
What's wrong? Knives are fun!

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No but it gets the honour of being just before the comfiest of holidays, Bonfire night.

>>66437009
Proxy? Prvič slišim kaj takega

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Sinterklaas lasts for weeks.

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>>66441925
That's Afghanistan lol.

>Carribniggers pretending to be white

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Black kids are welcome too according to music piet.

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>>66441925
>>66441956
>literal blackface

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>>66442008
You want to get arrested son?

>>66442008
>calls blackface racist
Enjoy your night in jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WqSS_O1MkM

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>>66442033
Sure, put me in one of your finest Dutch reformatories.

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More Caribbean shenanigans

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Afghanistan

>random Satanfags kidnapping black kots for their degenerate rituals
Halloween can go back to hell

>>66442092
You can protest in this police circle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJng6xfdYAo

>>66442092
Who do I have to kill to a nice comfy dorm room like that?

>>66430933
Retarded Westerners. Shit like this fuels my hate against you.

shit holiday for hipsters and british colonies

>>66437071
>slovenian education, everyone

>>66442455

Poland has no harvest festival. Kek

>>66442412
Throwing an empty tealight towards the kings chariot and missing will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFgFJGj7aI

But after serving a year in prison he won an appeal. And only had to serve another year in a psychiatric hospital. Plus he gets arrested every holiday or if he's in the same city as the King. Even in Germany, apparently.

>>66442549
Originally he got sentenced to life lol.

>>66434209
The holliday is pretty catholic
Mexicans just added some different look to it.

>>66442583

It's actually pretty awesome. Too bad so much of the kitsch is now made in Chyna.

>>66442455
Americans just base their halloween on European traditions abd it's pretty much European as well... maybe not in Poland...

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>these people REALLY hate Halloween.
Halloween is literally the best Holiday and the only Holiday to culturally counter Christmas the tyrant of Holidays.

Without Halloween there will be Christmas shit in August.

>>66430933
>>Leaves are nice
>posted by a leaf
really got my neurons active

We don't have halloween

Wouldn't even make sense, we're in the middle of spring.

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>>66431522
>classy catholicism

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>kids want some candy
>pretend I'm not at home and eat the candy myself

>>66443793
Live out in the country. Nobody ever rings my bell. Even with free candy.

Forever alone.

Actually the comfiest holiday is juhannus, or midsommar for my nordicbros.
>Everything in Finland shuts down for two days when everyone starts celebrating
>sun does not set
>cabin with friends
>Sauna and swimming
>get shitfaced together in the middle of nowhere
>long walks in the night and looking at the 4-hour sunset/sunrise moving across a lake

I can't even describe in words how based Juhannus is.

>>66431290
Its not the same thing.

We celebrate All Saint's Day (Alla Helgonas Dag). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Saints%27_Day

Halloween is some american stuff like valentine day, made up with the purpose to sell stuff in retail stores.

>>66430933
It's nice. There are no presents, there are fun movies to watch, and pumpkins are readily available for once, so you can make a jack-o-lantern and pumpkin pie/soup/whatever.
And it's dark and wet outside, so you can stay in with your movie and your pumpkin and just chill. It's pretty sweet.

>>66444574
Yeah, we have that. Cinco de Mayo. Even the Mexicans laugh at us.

It's just an excuse to eat tacos and get drunk on tequila.

>>66443793
DEVILISH

>>66431290
>>66444574
Do you guys not have halloween in Sweden?

>>66444574
>>66444574
>Halloween is some american stuff like valentine day, made up with the purpose to sell stuff in retail stores.
Not really. The other holidays sure but Halloween historically has a solid foundation.

>>66444720
So does Valentine's day.

American Halloween is the best holiday, euro Halloween is a snorefest

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>>66445497
>Actual Halloween is a snorefest
You would know right?

>>66430933
>Lost of free junk food, and candy

How old are you?

The only people who participate in this shit are kids

>>66445584
Halloween was reinvented and bastardized by euros several times over the centuries, America just did its own reinvention. Only we actually made it fun?

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>>66445984
Strange since going to others for treats was made by us, so was bonfires and bonfire night, pumpkin carvings and dressing up. So tell me again what you did to make it fun?

Going to fucking Halloween party in 10hourd or so and have no costume guys
What do??? Just show up looking like boring faggot?? Will people even care?

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>>66446167
Just wrap your head in bandages, put on gloves and sunglasses and say you're Invisible Man you daft faggot.

I'm sure the kids like it but I hate halloween. Just another example of poisonous American culture seeping into our way of life. The stores and media are really starting to push it. The local supermarket has gotten all decorative.
It's gone from nothing to full-on in the space of ten years.

Share your Halloween stories /int/.
>7 years old
>dad takes me trick or treating for the first time
>brings me to all the pubs in the village
>bartenders all give me Taytos and peanuts
>lads drinking give me money
>by the end of the night I made over €80 just from drunk people
>get home
>swap my excess Taytos and peanuts with my brother for some of his sweets

>>66431137
You made it a hot line, we made it a hot song

>>66446916
>american insecure he's celebrating our holiday
Wew

>>66442583
It's more like the holiday is pretty pagan and they just added some catholic motifs. But it's mainly la pagan celebration.

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>>66446238

Go as a ghost.