Why hasn't you moved here yet? Don't make me punch

too hot
too many bugs

>>66392321
because you're full, duh

>tfw no pet kangaroo to get drunk and watch afl with

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>>66392328
soft cunt

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slow internet

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>>66392321
Because I keep getting told that you're full

Is NZ nice?

am not welcomed by australians, kangaroos are scary

>>66392321
i would love to live there but i don't have the money :'(

>>66392568
nz is a wretched hive of scum and villainy

>>66392321

Wait, I thought you all were full.
Is there room now?

>>66392775
Kangaroos are cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjJU_2QuryA

>>66393092
Yes, but if we don't like you then there's a one way ticket to Nauru waiting for you

I don't think I could learn a whole new set of constellations.

>>66392335
Naw, we got room now

>>66392335
>>66392568
There's plenty of room for white people

>>66392775
>>66392970
Fuck off, we're full

>>66393660
>implying I'm white

>>66393606
scumbag

I would if I could
Australia seems like Siberia, but hot

Don't want to overdose on vitamin D

>>66393083
100x better than Aus. i'll an hero if i have to live in this shit hole any longer.

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>>66392321
I would move there, if it wasn't for 2 things.

1. China is going to be the new superpower which will fuk up 'Straya cuz 'Strayas gonna get conquered by it and nobody would lift a finger against China and her allies.
2. 'Straya only immigrates skilled workers to the country, and I don't have a skill yet as I'm a NEET.

Unless I have experience in a workfield (which will be hard to obtain in this economy) or USA retains her hegemony over the Eastern part of the globe, I'm not very sure about moving to 'Straya.

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>>66394553
Why are Kiwifruits falling over themselves to get a foot in the door then?

>>66394796
australian propaganda

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>>66394796
>over-hyped country
>makes claims about better quality of living.
about as shit as every other country sorry anon

>>66394672
>China is going to be the new superpower
>he fell for the meme
it's never gonna happen
t. chink

>>66394940
t. insectoid

Need to finish my education and then I'm gonna move to Australia

>>66392321
>Why hasn't you moved here yet?
I used to live there, shitty culture, nanny state, moved out

>>66397007
Adib just died.
Sad times.

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Will aussies call me a nazi when they hear my accent?

>>66392321
No guns

>>66397260
nah we'll just call you a cück

I'm unironicaly worried about things like your loli and video game bans.

It makes me worried about the overall attitude of the country.

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>>66392321
Waiting for "that" pasta

>>66397408
This tbqh
I'm scared aussies are hyper normies and if get picked on for being a nerd if I went there.

>>66397506
dont worry theyre all faggot nerds here, New Zealand is probably where you would be judged for being a nerd

>>66397362
>implying that's a bad thing
It's also not true, we just have better control.

>>66394940
unironically this