>be french >surrender to your alarm clock >wake up >have

>>66320375
>be French
>your greatest ever leader was a spaghettinigger
>do nothing of importance throughout the 19th century
>need Big Strong Britain and Big Strong America to save your asses twice
>surrender in less than a year
>get BTFO by riceniggers
>get BTFO by sandniggers
>transform into a melting pot of Africans by 2016
>every 10 seconds, a French woman is raped by Mokhtar al-Maghrebi and all the French can do is change their facebook profile filter


>somehow still retain a seat in the UN Security Council

KEK, what the fuck

>>66320439
can france ever recover?

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>>66320375
>>66320439

>>66320375
>be kiwi
>this alone is so pathetic that nothing further needs to be said

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>>66320733
>get shot

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>>66320375
>be (arguably) sentient green fruit
>be absent from all maps
>be absent from all thoughts

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>>66321087
>Have car burned
>Killed by grenade

>>66321087
> get raped

>>66320439
>do nothing of importance throughout the 19th century

The Napoleonic Wars, the enlightenment into modern European democracy, the Belle Époque at the end of the 19th and beginning of the 20th century??

>>66320375
>literally the island of irrelevance
>so shit that a fuckload of kiwis move to Australia

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>>66320375
Daily reminder that we have the capacity to make Mad Max real.

>>66320375
>>66322751
Daily reminder that Malcolm Turnbull would enjoy a nice winter home at the courtesy of the French

>>66322785
>Malcolm Turnbull

Literally who

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>Be French
>Plan some nuclear testing in the Pacific
>Be informed that some kiwi hippies are going to block it with their ship
>Decide to send in the DGSE to bomb the ship while it's docked in the harbour, drowning one person
>New Zealand throws a hissy fit
>Charges two people responsible
>Cuck the kiwis into letting them serve their sentence on a French island
>Let them go free before their sentence is complete
Such is the life of a wholly irrelevant country

>>66322830
The shitcunt running Australia

I fucking hate him

>>66323071
Oh yeah right I forgot based Tone isn't there anymore