How is the job situation in you're country >Canada

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usa
im on the third set of interviews for a nice, cushy job and im very nervous

Could be worse, pal

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>>66308657
>germany
>implying you need a job

>>66308657
not as bad as expected it to desu

>>66308680
Just don't be nervous about it anon, you made it to the third set for a reason. If you can just be calm you'll probably get the job.

Not bad

>>66308657
t. maritimer

if you don't live in some redneck hellhole province on the east cost jobs are just fine

>>66308680
Good luck senpai

usa
It's alright I guess

I'm in the Army I do nothing all day
I'm supposed to be an IT specialist, but the contractors do all the work here, so I just sit on my ass all day pretending to be busy.

>>66309838
how much you earn?

>>66308657

Fuck

I've been looking for a job since may and I have yet to get one

>>66309907
about $1900 a month

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>>66308657
Pretty shit. You need a lot of unnecessary experience
I need to do 20 applications a month, if I'm to get neetbucks

>>66310043
Are you an officer? Because I make less than $1400 a month...
I work in mechanics tho, I don't do anything either unless the Supply sargents decide to wreck some jeeps.

>>66310256
No. But I came in as an E4.

>>66310294
oh okay, I came in as an E1 out of high school

>>66308657
canada
Good if you're not a lazy piece of shit with no skills, sorry OP

>>66310407
Not bad. I fell for the private $30k a year college meme and joined to pay it off.

>>66310043
>>66310256
they tell us you earn 2-2,5 thousands
also is it before taxes?

>>66310849
Depends on your rank
Lowest ranking officer makes $3k a month

Before taxes

>>66309234
>>66309811
thank u anons

Easy to get shit jobs, hard to get jobs that are worth it over being a neet

>>66310902
ok thanks

Absolutely dire

Everyone with a shred of self worth and a future move to aus, UK or US.

>>66311031
I imagined it being pretty nice there desu

>>66308657
What province? What field? That's what it comes down to at the end of the day.

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>>66308657
Honestly , I've been meaning to apply, but I am a such an unmotivated piece of shit. I try to rationalise it by going "they probably won't hire me, cause I have no experience etc" ..but they're excuses

>>66311050

It is if you're already established aka a boomer. For everyone else it's shit

Country is beautiful but expensive and the only jobs around are agriculture and warehouses.

>>66311071
Are you me?

>>66311050
it is if you want to be a dairy farmer

>>66311071
>>66311117
Apply for what?

>>66311071
I was nobody a year ago until I applied for a job mid last year. I have finally become someone


Apply, keep going and advance the only way in life is up...

>>66311071
>I try to rationalise it by going "they probably won't hire me, cause I have no experience etc" ..but they're excuses

Maybe you should actually apply instead of saying that shit to yourself?

>>66308657
Pretty good.

Depends on the area, but mostly bad now.

>>66311145
Regular work. I'm in and out of University, so I have to do part time

>>66311147

Ill have a #4, hurry up and extra fries

It's okay. I got a call for an interview for a custodian position at a university. Hopefully I do alright after being unemployed for 3 months.

It's bad in Germany, atleast when it comes to wages and to high taxes.

I could not understand how someone with half a brain could settle here, even before the monkey deluge.

>>66311147
Thanks

>>66311235
I hate motherfuckers like you

>>66311317
>It's ok

He doesn't actually know who I am

>>66311317

Ivan you are fired for drinking at your janitor job.

Why do we let in PhD Russian fags to be janitors, at least your women make good gold digging whores.

>>66311352
fuck you i'll kill you

>>66311468

go home, Ivan you are drunk.

Nastya can stay, she fuck me for glass of vodka. Just need to use protection since most Russian women have AIDs

>>66311235
>hurry up
wow that's rude

>>66311634
you know what? It is 09-40 here and I am drunk actually))))

>>66311684

Of course you are, Ivan. There was never any doubt about that.

>>66311698
arrogant motherfucker

>>66311717
Just stop, mane, It's just some shartie sharting another thread

>tfw wage slave
>tfw cubicle monkey
>tfw every fucking day the same fucking shit from 9 to fucking 5
>tfw absolutely ZERO passion for what I do for 40 hours a fucking week

Fuck this life.

If it wasn't for me being /fit/ as fuck, I'd be depressed.

>>66311749
why don't you quit and start following your passion m8?

>>66311773
because it is real life

>>66311749
7-4 here
but i fucking love it

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>>66311749
i wish i was a cubicle monkey. this is my office. 50 degrees. lifting heavy shit from 10pm till 06am. 1$/hr

>>66311839
what do you do?

>>66311717

Well I was right, you are another useless alcoholic Russian. You cant even flip burgers.

>>66308657
It's ok but I do think we could be in for a recession soon enough.

But personally I'm a teacher, so I'll always be needed.

>>66311794
It doesn't have to be.

>>66311872
>1$/hr
Are you serious? Things in serbia are that bad?

>>66311907

In Serbia women suck the dick for less than $1

>>66311773
Saving up. Going to start my own business by this time next year.

>>66311876
Cyber-security network engineer...

ya ruski, ne pomnte menai?

>tfw boring as fuck but comfy desk job making 20 an hour with every second friday off

I'm scared of becoming content with this, i'd like more money but I have an awesome deal at my current job where I get long weekends all the time

>>66311934
>Saving up. Going to start my own business by this time next year.

good stuff bro how much you got saved so far?

>>66311936
nyet

>>66311978
Thanks bro. 35 K.

>>66312094
good laddie

I wanted to start a business but i got into meme stock investing from /biz/. Making bank off them weed stocks senpai

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How do you write a resume?

>>66312199
google it lol

Just get a resume template online and fill it in

>>66312199
Pay a service/marketing person to do it for you

>>66312135
I should get into stocks. Any tips? Resources?

>tfw have a good resume made with LaTeX

>still can't find any good job

wtf i hate life now

>>66312231
Literally join us on /biz/ and buy Marijuana stocks before November 8th and Spring.

There's still plenty of room to get in.

Buy CGC and APH

>>66312258
>Are you actually making money?
>How much for some stocks/shares??
>What is the company?

>>66312257
>>still can't find any good job

I think you missed a crucial step.

Did you make tons of lies on your resume? :)

As far as the goyim are concerned I have extensive experience and a degree.

>>66312293
Yeah I said I worked in target before (they pulled out of Canada which means they can't fact check)

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>>66312289
>>Are you actually making money?

Just today.

That's one day. Shit has been growing retardedly for a month

>>66312319
>Yeah I said I worked in target before (they pulled out of Canada which means they can't fact check)

I'm hoping you at least claimed to have held a middle management position?

I sure hope you didn't say you stacked shelves part-time like a cuck, my good Canadian friend.

>>66312258
Thanks bro. I'll definitely check out /biz/ and those stocks.

>>66312335
I have quite a bit of money on hand
I have thought about investing in the company I work for, however, how do I get started on what you are doing?

>>66312199
write down all the things that make you great

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>>66308657
Pretty terrible.

>Vacant position: network and PC troubleshooter
>$23.37 an hour
>minimum 5 years relative IT experience
>Diploma or higher related education

>>66312293
dunno about you and & anon, but every company I've worked for has used external companies to check criminal background and workplace experience. i wouldn't be employed if i had lied. those fuckers even called my first boss from high school, literally eight years and four jobs ago.

>>66312406
>Experience is key
>Certifications can help get your foot in the door more than a degree

>I do interviews on occasion as an engineer. Experience and the way you answer the questions present before you is so much better than anything else. We don't care about degrees

took me 2 days to get a job from writing my cv, to being accepted half way through an interview

are you mongos really that fucking useless

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>>66312349
>>66312359
BUY MARIJUANA STOCKS

WE'RE BLASTING OFF INTO THE FUCKING MOON IN NOVEMBER.

OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM BY SPRING.

CGC AND APH FOR LIFE.

Pic related is my face right now

>>66312408
hat kind of shit company is that?

lmfao just apply somewhere else

Trust me bro i've lied on every single thing and no one's ever checked thus far.

Just look convincing enough and practice your lies well

>>66312512
Not op

But how do you buy stocks?
What is the price?

>>66312441
Its mostly a show of his bad our IT industry is. Because of Africa tier internet, our IT sector literally doesn't grow. This normally isn't too much of an issue, but back in the mid 2000's, everyone hailed the IT industry and the holy grail future career so every man and his dog tried to get into it, including me.

Fast track to now, it still hasn't grown and even the most simple entry level IT jobs are near impossible to get into unless you've been working in IT for quite some years, in which case you wouldn't need an entry level job. A lot of other industries are following suit.

>>66312512
Aphria is low quality memes.

Canopy growth is a good buy though

>>66312536
yeah desu

I can't find anything on /biz/

>>66312536
Open a broker account that lets you buy shit off Canadian venture markets

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>>66312376
>the things that make you great

>>66312583
What bank do you use?

>>66312627
TD

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>>66312619
>the things that make you great

>>66312574
>Aphria is low quality memes.
>Canopy growth is a good buy though

Aphria and CGC are the market leaders

>>66312631
You just need to tell them you want to open a self-directed tfsa broker account.

It's free, $10 commission fees tho which kind of sucks

>>66312583
>>66312536
You guys need to read up some shit on investopedia. You need a discount broker to buy stocks, something like Robinhood, questrade, virtual brokers, most banks offer stock accounts but they have a higher fee. Then you just buy stocks, make sure you dont get a margin account because that's borrowing money from the broker.

The real money comes from learning technical and financial analysis (accounting knowledge, statements like balance sheet, income statement etc and financial information like volatility, P/E ratios, dividends)

>>66312665
Don't use TD. Go use questrade, lowest rates and best for beginners

TD has great information for investors but you get jewed on commissions

>>66312668
I would honestly pay someone to help me with this

>I have quite a bit I can invest and I am at the point where I want to

>>66312668
>something like Robinhood

Robinishit lmfao.

Don't bother, it's only good for retards. Also doesn't give you access to Canadian Venture stocks

>>66312685
I don't really care.

I'll switch to Interactive Brokers soon. It has a $10k minimum though

>>66312698
>I would honestly pay someone to help me with this

Don't pay people money

They'll just jew you. Learn on your own. Otherwise just put all your money into Vanguard funds

>>66312721
Robinhood is fine for penny stocks, if you want to do more you need a proper discount broker. The best ones for Canada are Questrade and Virtual Brokers for beginners. Questrade edges Virtual Brokers out a bit in my opinion, all preference though.

>>66312698
Don't pay people like me to teach you, learn yourself, textbooks are free online. You can download the financial statements of every company online if they are a publicly traded company. Make sure you learn those statements and what they mean. Then start reading up on investopedia on how to read different charts and graphs so you know what they mean. You can learn everything you need online.

>>66312819
>The best ones for Canada are Questrade and Virtual Brokers for beginners. Questrade edges Virtual Brokers out a bit in my opinion, all preference though.

Interactive Brokers is superior.

Also I like QTrade

>>66311717
>arrogant motherfucker
Replying to bait just brings more bait
Stop giving his gloveless fingers more fuel

>>66312831
Yes but another anon mentioned earlier how you need 10k minimum, that's why I recommend Questrade for beginners. You shouldn't be seriously investing with less than 10-15k but if you want to learn about stocks and investing then starting with 1 or 2k and using Questrade isn't a bad idea.

All those numbers are USD btw if you're a canadian so that number is actually a lot higher

>>66312258
>Literally join us on /biz/ and buy Marijuana stocks before November 8th and Spring.
Why would you advise people to invest in wild speculation like weed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeXatquVqAc

Canadian marijuana stock theme.

>>66312960
>Why would you advise people to invest in wild speculation like weed?

How is it wild exactly?

The companies I mentioned are the biggest in Canada for medical marijuana, they are already extremely solid with or without legalization.

Trudeau has announced a legalization task force to work out the logistics of legalization. They ill announce their conclusions in November.

They are set on the target of legalization by Spring 2017.

This isn't wild speculation at all, this is FREE MONEY.

Christ it's like a /biz/ thread that actually has productive and helpful content in here.

>>66312668
>>66312721
>Robinhood
I was under the impression Robinhood was US and Aussie only.

>>66313008
I was recommending /biz/ for beginners in USA who know nothing and just want to do smaller trades with only a couple hundred bucks to play with

If you're in Canada use questrade and if you get serious you switch to a better broker

>>66312570
man that sounds like shit.

i did a useless science degree and see all these fucking jobs posted requiring CS or computer engineering degrees everywhere. all of them are like double the starting salary of every other degree here.

really makes me angry i fell for the "expand your knowledge and discover shit" meme in university.

>>66312999
this sounds pretty good, i wish i had dosh lying around.

if you are in ontario, free tuition starts next year. trudeau and liberals really do benefit a lot of people, although not me since i graduated.

>>66313159
>if you are in ontario, free tuition starts next year

Yeah I am.

For real?

My parents make $120k combined... :/

Any way i could get in on that shit?

I'd love to study for free. I want to get a degree in Statistics

>>66313195
No fuck off richfag

>>66313271
they don't give me any of it lol

can i lie or some shit? I don't see how it's fair if they don't give me any money

>>66313195
yeah it is. i'm pretty pissed because they cut down on debt reductions my year to pay for this shit.

i'm going to beat up a bunch of freshmen for kicks if i go to grad school because of my 50k debt.

>>66313293
after 4 years out of highschool you are technically emancipated and they don't ask for parental income.

i've never had a job nor have i finished the first year of college

i'm 25 years old

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>>66313297
>i'm going to beat up a bunch of freshmen for kicks if i go to grad school because of my 50k debt.

just rob the rich chinese students lmao.

>>66313316
word, i think it's only been like 3 yrs tho

>>66313328
>i've never had a job nor have i finished the first year of college

how the fuck do you live?

>>66312999
>How is it wild exactly?
When you invest in companies that aren't making a profit, it is wild. Depending on a jackass like Trudoobie to make you money is even wilder and utterly retarded.

>>66313390
mommy and daddy are rich by nigger standards

>>66312960
>Why would you advise people to invest
fixed

>>66312999
>FREE MONEY.
kys

>>66313399
Why, stop being a /pol/ retard for a second and stop giving a shit about politics. It's free money, Canadian Marijuana legalization is tabled for Spring 2017 and research findings are being released in November, it doesn't matter what you think of Trudeau as these things are LITERALLY happening. Your hatred of some retarded politician doesn't change anything, the market for marijuana companies and stocks will continue to rise despite what you think, may as well make money off of it.

>>66313493
I used to be impartial to trudeau

but now i love this guy

i want to smoke a blunt with him

>>66313357
once saw an international student drive a mclaren once.

most of them are dumbfucks though, i had classes with a few of them. my school liked their 50k a year tuition so that's probably why they were there.

>>66313493
It's worth pointing out that a number of medical and recreation business people under the old Harper Conservatives have moved on to invest in weed.

Wish I could find the article, summed it up pretty well. Plus the author implyied that the CPC's lethargic approach to legalizing weed was designed to starve weed companies so that pharmaceutical companies could acquire them for pennies. Who knows if that's provable, but it certainly fits the CPC's business reputation.

>>66313493
we balling now baby

GOD BLESS TRUDEAU

>>66313527
They are everywhere, even at schools with cheap tuition. I did some transfer credits at a cheaper college where tuition was 4-8k a year and there was still rich chinese kids driving audis everywhere

>>66313457
>I made $1000 today. Just like that.
hahahahahahahaa. you fucking faggot samefag loser fantasizing about making money. too funny.

>>66311235
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>>66311352
>>66311634
>>66311698
>>66311883
>>66311930
Nigga you a bitch made faggot

>>66313676
t. Buttmad index fund cuck

How are those 5% "stable returns"?

>>66313493
>Your hatred of some retarded politician doesn't change anything, the market for marijuana companies and stocks will continue to rise despite what you think, may as well make money off of it.
The fundamentals of the stocks you are pimping have nothing to do with politics. They are literally losing money right now.

>>66313751
>The fundamentals of the stocks you are pimping have nothing to do with politics. They are literally losing money right now.

>They are literally losing money right now.

It's literally gained 17% in the last 5 days.

>>66313113
Thankfully I seen the demand as I was going for IT certs and just noped the fuck out. There's heaps of defence companies near me that have heaps of IT vacancies, but they're a lot more specific in terms of required experience and certifications and most of them programming which is my least favorite part of IT.

Hilariously, I'm gonna go for my bachelors of science kek but its because there's a huge biomedical precinct currently being built in my city and science jobs are piss easy to get into and pay pretty high.