what's stopping me from walking across this public park

I traveled into Canada on business a lot for my last job, sometimes by car, sometimes by air. One trip I forgot that I had been in Canada most recently by air and not car. Then if he asked if I had anything in the car to declare. "Just some old tools"

Yeah, that got me 3 hours in secondary. Motherfuckers. They're not as nice as they pretend to be.

Common decency

Landmines

>>66308643
The 13% vat is reason enough for most to come back to the US

>>66308643
Youll be in Canada

Canadian geese

>>66309019
This

those fuckers don't mess around

>>66308643
Ah, existential dread

>tfw banned from Canada

Who else knows this feel?

I found this out at the border around 11 pm on a road trip.

>>66308983
this

>>66309968
Did they say what you were banned for?

>>66309968
What did you do? Insult their mounties?

>>66308753
>Just some old tools
I don't get it

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>>66310020
>>66310026
There is simply not enough room in Canada for him.

>>66310020
>>66310026


I got into a bar fight and got a misdemeanor assault charge top lel

>>66310064
Wow that's p. Rude desu

>>66310020
trying to smuggle illegal eggs over

>>66309019
They don't give a shit about borders, the're just like Mexicans.

>>66310041

They thought I was there to do mechanical work. I was there to meet with clients and run a short workshop / seminar. I was filling in for my Canadian colleague who had a pressing family issue.

>>66308874
value added tax is easier to deal with than sales tax, especially when each state legislates it differently. the problem is the high percentage. (here it is 15% and it is suffering)

>>66310071
Fuck bud if everyone got banned from Canada for getting in bar fights half of us'd have to move to the UK or some shit.

>>66308643
Obesity

>>66310736
>here it is 15% and it is suffering
Try 25% before whining about it being "high"

>>66310846


Pretty nuts right? criminal suit, lots of charges, and a civil suit just over a drunk brawl. Such is life in burgerland.