How does one use a bidet? Do you straddle it? Is it used in accordance

>>66278301
It's easy to figure out, just put your head close to it so you can examine how it works and open the faucet, it should be made abundantly clear to you in no time.

realistically you only use it for the occasional novelty pee when drunk. unless you're a fatty and eat greaseburgers for breakfast lunch and dinner

Is the water hot?

I just squat and wash my ass after taking shit I also cut my nails on the bidet

>tfw proper hygiene is considered homosexual and wrong in your country

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>>66278301
i was in Nice when i was 14, there were bidets in our hotel. i have pooped and peed in it

>>66279239
>putting shit on your hands and under your fingernails
>proper hygiene

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>it's an anglos don't understand hygiene episode

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We don'y use bidet like that. we use this type.

>>66279383
>splashing your anus with water is hygienic

>>66279610

Better than smearing shit all over it with paper.

>>66279608
>being an autistic

>>66279656
You wipe it off not smear it you nigger

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>Indian """toilets""" and hygiene

This is fucking deplorable.

Am I considered a savage by Italians if I used to use a bidet for washing my foots?

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>>66279849
That's just meme. Most of us use attached bidet as in picture, or a spray bidet.

>>66279656
why do "alternative anus treatment" people like bidetfags and wetwipefags assume you just wipe shit all over yourself and call it a day? You wipe so as not to leave shit on your pants, obviously you take a shower asap after that

>>66280092
What if you're out on the town and don't have time to poo in loo?

>>66280294
designated shitting hands

I only ever poo immediately before a shower

How can people walk around all day with a shitty arse like an American

>>66279909
absolutely no because it's one of its function my dear first world citizen

>>66280428

> English
> Always my favorite european retards

>From an environmental standpoint, bidets can reduce the need for toilet paper, saving households money on paper products and allowing users to reduce their carbon footprint by reducing their paper waste over time.

>On the other hand, they may modestly increase the amount of heated water used in the bathroom.

Really makes you think.