>be me >go to copenhagen for 2 days >spam tinder >girl

WELCOME TO EB GAMES MEHMET

>>66276722
Tell me something, are you white?

>>66276798
not white as a scandicuck but I'm blonde. do not have the mehmet-tan

for whatever reason you get cocky abroad
this is good because we can beat your skinny ass up, arab gypsies

>>66276859
chill bro, got no problems with you. just enjoy the world

>>66276722
>Turk
>getting laid
ha ha! nice fantasy! Turks are the stinky smellys of Europe, no girl wants them.

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>be me
>be German
>step into bus
>bus is full of hairy, smelly Turkish girls
>crooked noses, eyes dark like oil, head scarfs, degenerated face expressions
>whole bus smells like old, unwashed clothes and sweat
>terrible language, sounds like animal noises
Why don't you have proper women, Cevdet?
If I was Turkish, I would approach foreign girls aswell.

>Go to other countries
>No girls pay me any attention
>They hear me speak
>Girls all over me
The Irish accent meme is true, especially in America where muh heritage girls want some fresh heritage.

>>66277487
sorry, you know that's not the truth.

>>66277494
that I don't know and can't do anything about it.

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>>66276722
I heard Scandinavian girls are very liberal and easy, but can't be worse than Anglo sluts

>go to ireland
>everybody thinks I'm irish too because they can't tell the flag.

>>66276722
I taught pusher-street was closed for the moment

>>66281070
happens everytime.

>>66276722
>deepthroat her at ironsquare or whatever you fags call there
Did she wear a strap-on, or was it an actual tranny?

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>>66276722

>>66281175
this happened before but you can still find stuff there as well.

>>66282692
sorry man it's happened. it's not about me also. you know it's the case and it happens all the time.

>>66281739
funny.

what about... proving it?

I hope you used protection, these girls seems nasty

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Scandinavian women everybody.

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>t*rklets projecting

>>66276722
>Rape a girl who's high
>Swedish girls being sluts

I honestly don't see how you're proud of this.

oh btw
>dumb shit

>be me
>tell lies on a Mongolian imageboard even though I am anonymous and therefore it is 100% pointless to lie

>>66284203
that's true actually. I was at France last month and I got like 10 percent of tinder matches compared to Scandinavia. They were not eager to meet as well. Nothing happened.

>>66276722
Whatever gets you hard anon

>list of things that never happened