I'm an American who has NEVER pooped in my pants at Walmart.
AMA.
SHART
>>66274950
>I'm an American who has never been to Walmart
fixed
Never too late to start
>>66274950
>for now
How hard was the citizenship test
>>66274971
I've been there several times. Each time I felt no urge to relieve myself in the aisles whatsoever.
I simply plugged my nose and finished my shopping. Your meme is completely made up.
Have you sharted in publix?
>>66274950
what a fucking marvel you are
a unicorn among donkeys a dragon among axolotls
you are beautiful, go fly our white eagle of shartless USA flag panties
>>66274950
When are you being deported?
>>66275027
well yeah. It doesn't really count as sharting if you just do it in your own home.
Just never done it at walmart.
>>66274950
Why do you hate freedom?
is it true that walmarts doesn't have recycling bins?
>>66275051
BUILD WALL
you don't respect other Americans freedom to shart wherever they please op?
Then you aren't a true American
>>66275052
reminds me of our Karstadt where is shit in the entrance after they told me that a fucking outlet with 4 floors and 50 employees has no toilet for customers. was great release and nice Christmas sale show.
I actually lightly sharted on my boxer briefs on Saturday night. My stomach was feeling a bit funny and I made the mistake of trusting a fart. I regret not taking a pic of my briefs for /int/.
it's never too late