>literally unlimited resources >largest cunt on earth ever

Whenever Canada decides to become more conservative to appease the American Republicans.

>>66246372
Please dear God no that map is hideous

>Butthurt europeans incoming

>>66246372
I'd be okay with Canadian annexation as long as we replace povertyhoop for hockey and we get to keep our own laws

>>66246398
Nah we with ----> her

>>66246372
N E V E R you fucking probably Albertan mong

>>66246621
We could probably BTFO Russia better if we blanda up.

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>>66246372
>Canada was once populated by people so loyal they fled their homes to found a new country
>now they willingly bend over and spread their cheeks wide so Pedro can just slide on in

>>66246754
Good lads

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>>66246754
>be British
>be irrelevant third rate power in CURRENT YEAR

>>66246754
>Pedro
Syrians given free houses and $100k each don't have Spanish names

>>66246723
Your armies are already cooperating as if it were one army. It wouldn't change a thing.
>>66246372
What would you name this new improbable country?
-United states of America
or
-Canada

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>>66246891
USA ofc dumb frog.

>>66246891
North American Union

NAU forever

>>66246723
What >>66246891 said. We have a lot of cooperation at the military level already.

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>>66246372
north america will become a shithole like south america

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>>66247092
So will Europe

>>66246952
Canada is not a state, though, and it's a monarchy.
>>66246988
That's a good name.

Where would the capital be? Would you keep both English and French as your official languages, or would you add Spanish?

>>66247092
t. Al-Germania Caliphate

>>66246648
Exactly; the Republicans would never win much again.

>>66246621
This

>Do you want to get infested by leafs Americans? - the thread

>>66247136
The US doesn't have an official language, and it's likely the NAU wouldn't have one either.

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>>66247136
There is no official language in US. Canadian annexation means the constitution applys here and our monarchy is abolished.

>>66247136
>adding spanish

Fuck no

>>66247136
>Where would the capital be?
Not sure, but the East Coast of the US is a shithole and nowhere in Canada is suitable

We don't really need an official language, the US hasn't had any problems out of it

>>66247302
D.C and Ottawa can act as dual capitals.

>>66247213
So you're saying that Canada should be incorporated into the states regardless of the differences between both countries and that Canadian laws and advantages should be dismissed? That's not a union, in that case.

>>66247356
Ottawa should be state capitol for Ontario and nothing else.

>>66247356
DC is a shithole and Ottowa should revert to being a provincial capitol

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>>66247390
Nah us needs to adopt a federalized system where states would be incorporated in larger commonwealths where they would have autonomy over health care and education. Most of Americas issues stem from an over centralised federal government.

>>66247356
A dual capital means only more travel fees fort he senators and their teams.

What about Toronto or Detroit?

>>66247136
Victoria should be the capital

>>66247390
He wasn't advocating for a Union, he's advocating for American expansion. And provincial laws would be honored to the extent that they don't refer to the Monarchy, but they'd have to get their own criminal code as that's done at the State level here but Federally in Canada.

>>66247302
Assuming a Union and not outright Annexation by the States, likely somewhere in Kansas or somewhere else centrally located and irrelevant.

>>66247491
>Most of Americas issues stem from an over centralised federal government.
This, honestly. I wouldn't even mind Mexico joining if the federal government would just fuck off. We need to be a manufacturing power again

>>66246891
What would be the point of changing its name? United States of America will represent very well the union

>>66247580
Hell, even add South America if we're talking about decentralizing >>66247573 to make our name even truer.

>>66246372
t. Toronto

>>66246372
You're descendants of europoors.

>>66247536
Those are both shitholes. We should either create a dual capital on the border or leave it in D.C.

D.C already has lots of nice monuments and buildings

>>66247556
>Assuming a Union and not outright Annexation by the States
If it's just annexation then it wouldn't really matter because nothing would change apart from a few seats in Congress

If Ohio wasn't so bad I'd suggest there as it's close to two major population centers(East Coast/Toronto)

>>66247617
>toronto
The only people that push for that shit are cuckbertans and prairie fags.

>>66247687
Maybe Westby, Montana?
>Centrally located, near the border w/ North Dakota and Canada
>Not otherwise relevant

But talking population center wise, maybe Northeast Indiana for what you're suggesting, smack dab in between Chicago and Cleveland/Detroit.

>>66246372
>a
>fucking
>leaf
CANADIAN GENOCIDE FUCKING WHEN

>>66247708
Canada would be shithole if it weren't for Alberta and prairies Pierre check your privilege

>>66247873
>he said before going to the welfare office to collect his farm subsidies
WE

>>66247928
>he says that while collecting welfare funded by Albertans.

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>>66247995
>funded by albertans
Good joke.

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>>66248036
t. Leech

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>>66248156
>2009

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I mean I'm down for annexing all of Canada except Ontario

>>66248498
Just nuke it then populate it with Albertans :DDDD

>>66247491
>Most of Americas issues stem from an over centralised federal government.

This is the opposite of the truth and is exactly why Canada will never join the United States. Your patchwork mish-mash of conflicting and inconsistent governance is the reason you fail.


I don't think you seem to understand. Canada has strong well-funded functional *beneficial* federal institutions.


We have a single criminal code for the entire country.

We have national police force with a single high standard of training.

Health care. Ei. Welfare. Old age pensions. Marriage. The CBC.


All Federal.

>>66247556
>And provincial laws would be honored to the extent that they don't refer to the Monarchy, but they'd have
If you think provincial legislation is the part that matters, you're not paying attention. to get their own criminal code as that's done at the State level here but Federally in Canada.


You're not talking about a unified nation. You're talking about an expanded NAFTA with freedom of movement.

>>66246849
Still more powerful than Canada
'When you kill your enemy, you win'

>>66248577
America has no state level power regarding education and health care. Its the reason why we have such a shit education and health care system in the us.

>>66248684
It literally fucking isn't. Come back when you think you can discuss things without being a retard

>>66248577
>You're not talking about a unified nation. You're talking about an expanded NAFTA with freedom of movement.
No, I was talking about an expanded US, given that most if not all law here is determined at the State level.

>>66248859
Ya? Why do u have standarized goy textbooks from the federal government and have no healthcare from state gov?

>>66248859
No, he's pretty much right. Your system of healthcare, education, and law enforcement is shockingly bad, all things considered.

Of course all sorts of Americans will try to defend it saying "Oh well my healthcare, cops and schooling were all fine. I *personally* never had a problem." But that's the whole fucking problem. Some people get good education, good healthcare, and competent police... either for socioeconomic reasons, or because of the state/city/area they happen to live in. Others get fucked.

You have weak federal instiutions and leave state governments to pick up the slack. Then, half the state governments shrug and let the private sector do its best (or worst).

And now you have poor dumb uneducated wheezing anti-vaxxer diabetics voting for trump, and half-trained yokles with highschool educations as cops, and you all throw up your hands and say "IT'S NOT OUR FAULT WE CAN'T HELP IT IF THEY'RE DUMB AND UNEDUCATED. IT'S ONLY IN THOSE PARTS OF THE COUNTRY -- IT'S NOT WHERE I LIVE".


And that's where they're dead wrong. Yes. You could have helped it. You could have stopped this. You could have chosen to man the fuck up and set some basic fucking standards of decency. But you didn't.

>>66249289
Texas actually produces the most textbooks (hence the Texas Schoolbook Depository), and Education is on the State level, with most States voluntarily abiding by Federal standards to receive funding (same thing with the drinking age).

>>66249368
Better for a community of retards to be free to govern themselves, instead of imposing an outside force on them to govern them.

>>66249289
Education is controlled by the states, the only thing the feds do is set standards

>no healthcare from the state gov
Curious, my state provided healthcare to those who can't afford it. It's almost as though you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

>>66249421
>Texas actually produces the most textbooks
How many of them are creationist?


Actually printing more textbooks doesn't make a better educational system.


You eve buy texts for uni? New edition every two years. Old edition goes out of print.

Changes and minor and inconsequential, but page numbers and chapters change just enough to make it incompatible with the old edition.

It's how publishers to prevent people from re-using their old text or selling them used, and force everyone to buy a brand new book at 400 dollars every two years.


University texts are a fucking scam. Buy used and find the relevant chapters with the power of your brain.

>>66249627
This tbch; the South is too culturally distinct from the North for a really strong Canada-level Federal Government to govern them, as we've seen from the failure and premature end of Reconstruction.

>>66249655
I agree with you on all points. I myself use PDFs if I can find them.

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Balkanization would happen before unification, honestly.

And still all the achievements from America ever have come California.

>>66250016
As improbable as either is, I can see that.

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>>66250097

>>66250097
Bait for the bait gods, tbqh.

>>66250146
The best part is that all American culture comes from annexed Mexican regions

>>66250016
The united states is already half-way balkanized.

Not so sure about Canada. Like I said -- strong federal institutions.

The forces opposing that are a minority in Quebec (Fuck the English)

and Alberta (Fuck all government - the corporations will save us)


Neither are strong enough to override the overall sense of Canadian identity in the majority.

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>>66250392
It's always been like that, 2bh. The nation's name is quite literally the United States.

>>66250356
picrelated

>>66250392
Do you live in Ontario?

Canada is pretty damn balkanized.

>>66250016
Alaska is rightful Cascadian clay!