Why is it that in the video game "Battlefield 1" you

>>66194592
Because the French were the evil in this war.

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>No france
>no russia
>american protagonist

Hmmmmmm.

>>66194592
Because dying without shooting is not fun to play.

>>66194769
If by "French" you mean "Germans", "were" you mean "are", and accidentally included "in this war" then I agree

>load french campaign
>"Press X to surrender"
>game ends

woah....

>>66194833
This.

The game looks amazing, but this autism fucking triggers me.

>>66194592
Why arent there that many Bolt action rifles in BF1 ? Is it because mobile automatic rifles were already widely used ?

The majority of Battlefield players never opened a History book in their lives so it doesn't really matter to EA.

Was france even in this fucking war or did they just get steamrolled in 5 mins straight like WWII?

>>66194917
wrong war, please work on your shitposting. This board needs Australians to be on the top of their game.

>>66194865
The Frenchies are the true destroyers of Europe.
Remember Clovis and Napoleon. They're dangerous people.

>>66195022
Hahaha surrender monkeys btfo amirite ?

>put in BF1 disc
>game starts up
>start campaign
>battle of the somme
>first level has you as some hip american ghetto nigger smoking a joint with his homies in a trench
>gangster rap music blaring from a nearby gramophone
>everyone has automatic rifles for some reason
>whistle blows, you go over the top
>it aint me starts playing
>"Objective: Kick some ass!"
>pick up a flamethrower and toast some huns
>"Achievement unlocked: Bavarian Barbecue - 50 Points"

>>66195099
>Says the German
We didnt want to destroy Europe, we wanted the revolution's ideals to be defended and other European countries felt threatened by them. They brought their downfall onto themselves, while their people embraced those ideals.

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>australians in this game are gonna be abos
>abos didn't even fight in WWI

>>66195241
I don't believe your lies, Jean-Pierre. You have destroyed the European order several times. Without you guys there would have never been a world war.

>>66195318
They even put colonial divisions in the German army, when they didnt have any.

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>>66195393
Europe always thrived under French hegemony, while it was ruined under your country's. Germany is a nation of barbaric warriors who only brought destruction to this world.

Because the main market for a game like this is Americans and the sad truth is most Americans buy into "le stoopid stinky cheese surrender monkey maymay XD" bullshit. They either never learnt or never remembered the sacrifice so many Frenchmen made.

>>66194917
get your wars right

>>66195568
Either sccept your germanic heritage due to the franks or renounce it.

>>66195576
>They either never learnt or never remembered the sacrifice so many Frenchmen made

Ah yes, RIP to the morning's baguette and snails

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Why didn't you listen?

>>66195628
Oh I accept m'y Frankish heritage, the Saxons should have been exterminated though.

>>66195706
>Donner la Rhénanie aux Belges

>>66195706
wew

Dividing up Germany is a shit idea, but if you were to do it, there would be so many better ways of doing it compared to this.

>>66194833
I know, it's bullshit but what can you do. They are a company after all and want to make money. Also,

>Russia

Every time.

>>66195751
they fought and deserved clay. until we annex them

>>66195568
>>66195713
We were absolutely calm till Romans and you guys starting annoying us. Your warlords and leaders were absolutely insane, slaughtered people in the name of Christianity and acted like it's god's will.

>>66195706
>a world with a non-indepentant Finland

Haista vittu kusipää.

>>66195847
>slaughtered people in the name of Christianity and acted like it's god's will

German genocide is always a righteous act

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What makes him cry?

>>66195890
it was because russia was not out of war when this plan was made, why would a victor lose clay?

>>66195099
As was Bismarck, and Hitler.
Looking back at history I fully understand why Britain decided to distance themselves from the mainland.

>>66195917
Friendship between soldiers was are very common during the war.

>>66195967
>I fully understand

That's what you believe.
Brits were the real shit starters almost everytime

>>66195967
they distanced themselves only because they gave up after the suez crisis and decided to adopt your foreign policy as their foreign policy.

>>66196008
"The French create, the English corrupt, the German destroy."

>>66195995
but he's surrendering, it's like he gave up he couldn't handle the battle anymore and wanted to rest but real life russian shitposters decided to dance around him to make his ordeal to never stop

>>66196061
LOL

The British and Germans are responsible for creating essentially the entire world of modern science

>>66196061
lel who said that?

>>66195967
>As was Bismarck, and Hitler.
Those are the consequences of Frenchies fucking up Europe several times. A huge part of our national identity is based on the Napoleonic wars and Germanic freedom fighters who have resisted against the eternal Frenchies already over thousand of years ago. At this point your continent was not even known.

>>66194833
wow based americans almost didnt die and practically won the war
imagine the k/d ratio

>>66196105
I think the quote is about diplomacy and politics.

Spain won WWI

>>66196061
lel nice
i heard another one, it goes like this
"The French make the music,
The Germans play it,
The Italians sing it,
The British listen to it,
And the Americans pay for it"

>>66196105
bow down to Lavoisier, anglo peasant.

>>66196105
pasteur?

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>>66194833
>tfw your ancestors died for nothing

>>66196362
Iktf
>South America
>civil war

>>66195099
Clovis is Frankish tho

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>>66195706
>finland
WTF france!?

>>66196362
he looks homosexual

>>66196386
you exploited resources here though
we literally had mountains filled with gold in Uruguay and now we only have grass fields

>>66194592
Because they are saved for DLCs, dummy. Just pay another $60.

>>66196445
->le giev baq da gold meme
You are the desendats of those spaniards who exploided the natural resources of south america my ancestors never even left the peninsula son

>>66196362
Getting back Alsace and Lorraine is hardly nothing.

>>66195967
>I fully understand why Britain decided to distance themselves from the mainland.
Yeah, better slay some poor african niggas than fight with a proper enemy.

>>66196394
And you are the Reich of Franks. That's why we call you Frank(en)reich.

>>66195229
kek'd

>amerifats already think they won ww2 by themselfs
>amerifats are excluding french in ww1 and will ignore russia in the future of ww2
>in one or two decades every amerifat will learn that they won every war by they own
feels bad

>>66196551
Reich don't translate well in French. Domaine, maybe? But the Domaine des Francs is not France only. It's misleading.

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>ww1 game
>game is not about a young austrian man fighting for the germans