>go to melbourne >everyone calls me a racist bogan and

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>go to australia
>collapse 10 seconds after stepping out of the plane due to heat
>wake up in hospital
>hospital is infested by spiders

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>>66157811
>be murican tourist
>go to australia
>see a kangaroo
>wrestle it for shits and giggles
>it gets the better of me
>pushes me on the chest
>I die
>mfw

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>>66157986
>>66158137
tip top meme

>>66157811
>be from queensland
>melbournites make fun of you not even for the accent but because of where you've come from
despise them desu lads i don't consider melbourne to even be part of australia

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>>66158208
>tfw I get a you from an aussie

>>66157811
>>go to melbourne
There's your problem and I'm too a Victorian

>go to Tasmania
>have a threesome with some guy and his first cousin

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>>66157811
>Go to Australia
>People use "Canadian" as a slur
>Tell people you're American instead

>be australian
>loathe every cunt that lives here
>want to escape to a nice, rural, quiet irrelevant eastern euro country

>>66158615
You're probably not an anglo and you sound like a pretentious fuckwit.

>>66158615
>>want to escape to a nice, rural, quiet irrelevant eastern euro country
you'd loathe them too. your sickness is within

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>>66157811
Not a fan of this hate speech on my city, think you should fuck off now

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>be French
>steal some shit
>the whole country now hates the French

>be Australian muzzie
>*ALLAH ACKBAR*
>"I'll ride with you"

>>66157811
>>>/queensland/

>>66157811
>>66158327
>>66158939
Melbourne needs to be nuked tbqh.

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>>66159027
Can we colonize the North, please?

White, can be a protestant, nothing against weird animals, will speak English, if necessary...

Europe is DOOMED, I don't want to live here anymore

>>66159190
I don't know if that is such a good idea I mean look at quebec.

>>66159236
Well, Québec used to be comfy.

>>66159027
I live on the outskirts of it, and desu it's not that bad. You guys exaggerate

>walking in downtown Sydney
>a kangaroo brushes up besides me and sticks his dick in my boipuss
>"wtf"
>giggles and says "it's just bantz m8"

>>66159339
Come to BC, get a qt asian gf.