things you're jealous of americans for having because they

>>66145918
Meh we have all of those except for thanksgiving although I'm sure there's more than a few deported pochos celebrating that

>>66145918
You don't have bowling alleys?

how can you have no hot dogs lol, just a put a sausage between bread and there you go

>>66145918
let's face it, if this were a game of civ, they would have won a cultural victory by now. for me: I love rock n' roll and coca cola, I wish we could get them here ;_;

Not sure if serious.

>>66145918
Turn the proxy off.

>>66146210
no not yet
we have traditional bowls but it's not as fast paced.
>>66146230
no one does it here.

>>66146210
>>66146230
He's memeing you lads

>>66146282
Should have noticed. He said you have no popcorn at the cinema. Fucking ridiculous.

>>66146282
>being a fun sponge

I bet you're a real blast at parties you autistic twat

>>66146354
wasn't even funny in the first place you knobjockey

>>66146339
no that one is correct. eating in a public place like that is considered uncouth here.

>>66146374
>americans thinking that the rest of the world is backwards af
>not funny

you post something funny then? are you so fucking spasticatled that you felt offended by this joke. literally get off int dickhead

>>66146376
>no popcorn at the movies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking third world shithole!!

>>66146423
this 2bh, mine was pretty unsubtle, this >>66146262 was a fantastic post before >>66146282 (You) spoilt it.

awful thread
please start using a proxy you're embarrassing the flag

>>66146564
>embarrassing the flag

>he's unironically embarssed that americans are thick enough to believe the Uk is this backwards.
hm

>>66145918
Proxy?
Ok:
-Roads.
-Warm climate

>>66145918
>bowling alleys
Seriously?

>>66145918
Are the simpsons german?

Lederhosen and Hitler yout haircut on the dad imply it.

Wtf no popcorn in cinema

>>66145918
i would like central heating in my house
it gets hard during winter to put on the fire in the morning when its so cold
I usually have wrap myself in a blanket doing it :/

>>66145918
Aside from Thanksgiving I don't care if the rest don't exist. Only like the food during that holiday. Hate how theaters always smelled like popcorn too. I rarely travel far so can't enjoy any landscapes.

I've heard they have these contraptions that get rid of poo instead of just picking it up and throwing it as far as your can.

Sounds like some sort of utopia.

>>66146863
*cuddles you*

>>66146928
*teleports behind you*

>>66147006
tfw americans have teleportation technology

>>66145918
I've always wanted one of those washing machines that they always have in their movies. Don't think I can get a dryer where I live though because its power usage supercedes what is allowed by my council electricity license.

>>66147097
bet mam would love one of them, save her aving to do dishes and clothes in the old bucket

>>66147097
I can never understood why other countries don't use dryers. Heck I live in Southern California with good weather and I never once air dried my laundry. Good way to get rid of bed bugs too for those that tend to travel a lot.

>>66147201
They're illegal in most parts of the country because they violate noise regulations for small flats.

>tfw we only have 5 tv channels
>tfw americans have 1000s

>>66145918
A dollar that isn't in the toilet.

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>>66145918
>No internet censorship
>Rock/metal
>white people
>black people
>generous censorship
>personality

>>66147270
>>66147097
>>66147131
Is this bait or actually a thing in england?

I honestly don't know.

>>66147270
I agree about the noise pollution but Americans in general are loud so it's not very noticeable...

>>66147318
>Canada is so Americanised that they don't even have council electricity licenses
consider yourselves lucky

>>66147201
Because of purchase costs and higher electricity costs making it a waste of money compared to a drying rack.

>>66147353
why do americans talk so loudly anyway

>>66147353
This sounds like a meme like drop bears.

Can you link to something about this "council electricity license"?

We just pay our bill to the electric company.

>>66147385
Because fuck you that's why.

>tfw american houses have attics and basements and a separate room for eating in

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Higher percentage of qts. I swear we are ugly island the max score i have seen on a Nz female is 8/10 all the 9's and 10's i see are either backpackers or recent immigrants from places like South Africa. Feels pretty badman

>>66147355
also space, but you're killing the vibe a little here, hans

>>66147423
can confirm, NZ is more ANGLO'D than the UK when it comes to looks, the fitties are all chinks.

>tfw Americans have cars with air conditioning and mechanical windows they can roll down with the press of a button

>>66147411
My house has all of those things :^)

>>66147560
Hold up!! Please don't tell me cars in Europe have no AC? Got to be trolling no way that is for reals.

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>>66147565
>yank expat flaunting his fancy company/embassy accomadation
FUCK OFF

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>>66145918
Am I current now?

>>66147601
why would we have ac when the hottest it gets is 20 degrees over here

>>66147601
It's banned by the EU, we'll probably still have to do it when we leave though because otherwise British car companies won't be able to sell on the continent.

>>66147650
pokeymans!

>>66145918
Tacos.
Weird smell clothes.
Varied landscape.
Cheaper carbon drink.
Cheaper snack.
Cheaper fastfood.

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>>66145918
>americans can legally shot canadians and europeans
>you can't

>>66147791
>europeans
Why would you want to shoot yourself?

>>66147786
Why the hell would you want a degenerate burger or hot dog when you can get ridiculously cheap banh mi ?

>>66147833
You can't get fine sexy beach whale qts with banh mi.

>>66145918
Guns. Shotguns look like they can be handy when you want to end everything.

>>66147833
I like to eat a variety of fast food, so it's like I ate more than 20 types of fast food and normal food a week even not count the western one.
So is the one that I rarely touch is Western fast food because the price is much higher.
But the main reason is because i use the money to eat local fastfood and the price of fastfood in america near the price of my local.

>>66147924
Guns are way too easy to get here even in California. I only own a pump action shot gun in case. Not big on guns but only bought it due to the obama gun grabbing scare.

>>66147967
Are you fat, m8;?

I've seen radio on American television and it looks nice. We have internet and satellite now, but it would be nice to have some radio towers and not have to pay for my music all of the time.

>>66148055
I walk around alot to buy and eat food so I have a normal body.
Eat the same type of food 3 times and gonna start dislike it so the one that i rarely touch taste a lot better.

>>66148120
Ok.

Also your English is very cute :3

>guns
>american food
>Donald Trump

>>66147601
He is fucking with you.

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>bowling alleys
Yeah, even if you suck at it, bowling is fun.
>popcorn at cinema
I don't see movies in theatres because the smell of popcorn nauseates me. Be thankful.
>that translucent pepsi
Pepsi sucks. Coke ftw.
>hotdogs
You should try a Chicago dog and a Coney. Hooooly fuckballs, they're tasty.
>thanksgiving
2nd best holiday (after July 4th)
>big muscle cars
I'm sure you can get them there.
>varsity jackets
This site is for 18+ only, anon.
>varied landscapes
My favorite part of this country tbqh

>>66145918
>crbboard houses
>tornados
>roads
>single-ethnic neighbourhoods
>cheap gasoline
>cheap electronics

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I used to live in the US.
Things I miss:
Cheap restaurants
BBQ
Good mexican food
Cheap alcohol
gun ranges
open space
24 hour supermarkets
general tsos chicken
lsd

The fact they don't care about PC, they can joke about racism (moonman, this kind of shit)

Here, it's "MUH FASCISME, MUH FASCISTS, MUH RACISTS, DATS DISGASTING!!!" and that's just ridiculous.

UK is literally european North Korea.

Serious one, Americans celebrate Halloween and no one does here

>>66145918
The only thing i admire and would have from the states is the beutiful nature espicielly in states like Colorado, California, Lousiana and Georgia Etc.

- and of course of all the fucking fat food your'e eating'

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>>66147423
>the only NZ girl I have ever met