How do you deal with the soul crushing fact that you will

Oil niggers out

>>66144460
There are lots of countries I wish I was born.

"Hey gang, what do you want to have for dinner tonight?"

"I want Norwegian food!" said no one ever.

by immigrating to norway

I am Greek.

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>>66144460
how will i ever recover?

>>66144486
Worst Korea not being one of them.

>>66144508
>#africangirlskillingit
YEAH, KILLING WESTERN CIVILIZATION AND HERITAGE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>66144508
>sweden
truly a role model for the white race

>>66144571
>Vet du varför Norrbaggarna sitter på dass med en öppen dörr?

Svar: För att ingen skall kika igenom nyckelhålet!


>Vet du varför Norrbaggarna ligger på golvet när de handlar?
Svar: De letar efter lågt pris..

>>66144646
slett dette

>>66144530
Not really.
I wish I was born either as a good looking German or a American in upper class family.

>shitty music
>great food but eat grandiosa all day long instead
>awesome natural landscapes but post all day on /int/ instead
>Government run alcohol monopoly
>only meme sports are available
>have to speak a new language every 20 miles
yeah, nah I'm good senpai

>>66144768
damn we are based

>>66144460
>brags about his own country

Would rather live in Poland than shitwegian

>>66144460
Im fine thank you.

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>>66144460
there are too many threads about norway on this stupid board

>>66147510
>tfw irrelevant
>tfw yanks, shitskins and other trash always talk about immigrating to Norway and norwegian girls

Feels good knowing these subhumans would rather avoid us.

>>66144460
By reminding myself that my economy won't crash as hard as some snow-nigger oil sheikh's economy will once oil prices crash again

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>>66144460
>be a nordicfag
>watch hairy girls with giant feets
>puke
>winter 7 months per year
>a winter paradise still a shithole
>what else?

>>66147790
Cant crash something thats already in the gutter.

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>>66148287
T-that's not important

>>66144460
Being Australian :)

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>>66147790

Nigga we own 2% of the entire earths stocks and bonds. All that oilmoney is going into our oilfund. You can check the current value here: https://www.nbim.no/en/the-fund/market-value/

Its currently above 7 trillion NOK

When the market crashes thats good news for us because then we can just use that fund to buy more stocks and bonds at lower prices!

Those money will never die out because its such an unbelivably huge amount that it keeps accumulating. We have basicaly outjewed even the jews.

Pic related is a public toilet built in pure gold by the road at a rest stop in northern Norway because why the fuck not..

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>>66148928
>we
>implying that money's doing you any good

I thank god for the fact I'm not everyday.

>>66144460

My country was, is, and will forever be more relevant than yours. I'm french, by this simple fact i'm more relevant than you.

In a group of foreigners, I will always be the french, on the top, with guys like USA, Russia, China and Germany.

>>66144768
>have to speak a new language every 20 miles
thats true for evdeyold world country

>>66148928
Why do Norwegians pay so much taxes then?

>>66144488
Always count on the American to bring up food in his first post in a thread.

>>66150026

To keep this pleasure cruise floating

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>>66150026
Because we can.

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>>66144460
Probably go to one of the hundreds of beaches within an hour of where i live.

>>66144646

> Han tar svenskevitser og bytter "Swedecuckistani" med "Norrbagg"

Original

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>>66144768

> great food

What the fuck, that was the only one I object to there. Norwegian cuisine is garbage, except for a handful of dishes like Pinnekj⌀tt

>>66150026

Because we make more than enough, even in shitty wagecuck jobs, to pay it.

>>66152227

You have nice weather.

>>66152397
mashed spud with pumpkin and some snags?

The Saudi Arabia of Yurp

>>66154466

Mashed rutabaga, some lamb meat and some vossakorv (sausage). It's surprisingly good for a lamb dish.

>>66152397
the portion is stupidly small (high end cuisine I know), but that sausage looks fucking delicious

>>66156391

It's actually a traditional Christmas dish. The portion is as big as you want it, usually we cook way too much.

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i'm fine