Scottish """""people""""" unironically think this is a real language that deserves its own Wikipedia
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
scots are cUCKS XD
fuck scotland!
It's not even internally consistent, especially in spelling:
>Chicago has a very well-kent cultur. Some o the mony things Chicago is famous for are: Chicago-style het dugs, Chicago-style (deep dish) pizza, Maxwell Street Polish Sausage, jazz muisic, an 1920s gangsters lik Al Capone. Chicago is also kent for interestin airchitectur lik the Sears Touer, many museums, an mony lyal sports fans.
>For mony years, the Sears Touer wis the tawest touer in the warld. It is still the seicont tallest biggin in the Unitit States.
>Chicago is home tae the lairgest population o Poles in the warld, ootside o Warsaw. Historic U.S. Route 66 stairts in Chicago bi Grant Park in front o the Art Institute of Chicago.
stupid snowflakes
I hate it when they type like that 2bh, it's bad enough they speak like that
Too bad Scottish Gaelic is nearly ded.
>>66137979
Car la reconose de la dinia inerente e la diretos egal e nonalienable de tota la membros de la familia umana es la funda de libria, justia, e pas en la mundo;
Car la nonconose e la despeta de la diretos umana ia trae atas de barbaria cual ofende la consiensa umana, e car la veni de un mundo do tota persones va es libre per parla e crea, e librida de temia e de miseria, es proclamada como la aspira la plu alta de umanas;
Car es esensal ce la diretos umana es protejeda par un sistem de diretos, afin no person es forsada, como un recurso ultima, a la rebelia contra tirania e oprimi;
Car es esensal promove la developa de relates bonvolente entre nasiones;
Car en la Carta, la poplas de la Nasiones Unida proclama se fida en la diretos umana fundal, en la dinia e la valua de la person umana, en la egalia de diretos de omes e de femes, e car los ia deside promove la progresa sosial e leva la cualia de vive con un libria plu completa;
Car la statos-membros promete securi, en coopera con la Nasiones Unida, la respeta e la oserva universal de diretos umana e libria fundal;
E car un conseta comun de esta diretos e librias es la plu importante per la completi plen de esta promete -
La Asemblea Jeneral proclama esta Declara Universal de Diretos Umana como un ideal comun per la aspira de tota poplas e nasiones, afin cada person e cada organo sosial, con esta Declara en mente constante, va promove la respeta de esta diretos e librias par eleva e instrui, e par mesuras progresante, e nasional e internasional, va securi la reconose e aplica universal e produosa, entre la poplas de la statos parteninte e de la teritorios su se autoria legal.
hau air yæ douin tadæy mæh fællæ scættishmæn?
giggled honestly
>>66137979
>>66140966
>>66141001
t. faggots that are mad they cant force scotland to leave the EU
>>66142717
>la diretos
>diretos umana
>tota poplas
I get they were trying to "simplify" Romance grammar (as if any non-stupid person was ever confused by adjective-noun number and gender agreement), but this sounds plain dumb TBQH.
>>66137979
OP sucks pintles
>>66144066
hey fCUK YOU MAN
england rules the world and those scottish are nothing but KEKS
>>66142717
>libria > librida, but umanas > umana
>using J at all
>plu instead of magis
>car instead of causa
>trae instead of porta
Yeah, nah, it's crap made by people who don't know vulgar Latin and are fated to reinvent it poorly.
>>66137979
>Pintle