>ask an Englishman "how are you" >he replies

>ask a Japanese "how are you"
>he replies "i am fine thank you and you?"

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Poland could be the richest country on earth and Poles would still whine, bitch and wail in despair.

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>ask an American "how are you?"
>he shoots you

>>66105980
>ask an American "how are you"
>he replies "I'M A FAT STUPID BURGER AND SHOT GUN FAT FUCK TO MY CUNT FACE HAHAHEHEHEHEH POOOPS!!!! XD"

>>66105980
>Ask an American "how are you?"
>get shot

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>>66105980

>when a pole asks me how i am

>>66106036
lol

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>ask an Englishman "how are you"
>he replies "how are you"

>>66105980
In reality it's more like
>ask a Russian "how are you"
>he replies "Oh, so many bad things happened... [telling your all his problems for 20 minutes], and how are you, anon?"

Only americans think they are entitled to a cheery answer to 'how are you'.

>>66105980
>>ask a Russian "how are you"
>>he replies "normalno (everything's normal)"
It's a casual reply. We also have replies similar to yours:
- kak dela?
- kak sazha bela.
OR
- kak zhizn'?
- tol'ko derzhis'.

>Ask a feminist "how are you"
>she replies "RAPE, HOW DARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASS ME"

>>66105980
>tfw i can answer "ghetto" to that question in Czech and its legitimate

>>66106034
same goes for us tbqhwyf

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>>66107291
RUSSIAN SMALLTALK

>ask an Englishman "alright"
>he replies "alright"

>>66105980
>ask a Turk "How are you"
>he replies "Allaha şükür yaşıyoz işte (Praise Allah[pbuh] we live to kill infidels one more day)"

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>>66105980
>ask a German "how are you"
>he starts to cry and runs away

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>>66105980
> ask a Canadian " how are you"
> he replies " 好的谢谢你 "

>>66105980
So basically normalno

>ask an Finnish "how are you"
>too shy to reply

>>66107353
xDDDDD

your shitposting is on same level as Jorge
annoying cunt

>>66107651
"Pretty depressed, but it's ok"

>>66107464
Same here:

"tudo bem?"
"tudo bem"

>>66107464
alright

>ask a Japanese visiting Bydgoszcz "how are you?"
>he gets red and rushes back into this coach
do NOT...