>tfw you live in the best country in europe that doesn't

>>66083717
How can Norway top us? Aren't they pretty much depressed all through their dark, dark winter?

It seems to me they only take these surveys in summer.

>>66083717
>the best country in europe
You mean the world

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>>66083881
It doesn't measure happiness

>>66083881
the biggest lie ever told is that money can't buy happiness.

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>>66083717

>>66083717
;_;

>>66083717
care to respond to this?>>66084123

They're also heavily invested in Norwegian oil

>>66083717
>>66084123
REKT!!!!! XD

>>66084045
>Civic activism
>Renewable electricity

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>>66083717
>I live in one of the best countries
>Still want to die everyday

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>>66084282

>>66084282
Who am I kidding...the Netherlands is also fuck'n depressing in winter. Especially since it's fucking cold, but not cold enough for long enough to ice skate....

Haha, better than the brits!

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>>66084448
so in other words you would be below finland without oil, which makes finland #1 once again

>>66084504
bravo my Christian brother

>>66084447
Society doesn't owe you personal satisfaction.

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>>66084515
You export fucking paper

Finland is a banana republic as well

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>>66084574
I know m8, but if I'm feeling suicidal a lot of the time. Just imagine what people in third world shit holes must feel like.

>>66084448
I still see Petroleum as the majority source of income, my friend...

Just give it up, Norway wins this round. We're nr. 2. If you keep poking them tell start posting pictures of their Mountains and Fjords. How were you planning to win that fight? De Veluwe? Het Vondelpark? XD

>>66084552
Much appreciated, you're more than welcome to come here.

>>66084647
>Finland is a banana republic as well

No? The blue section is like 1/3 of the treemap?

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>>66084660

>>66083717
>portugreat
why is portugal such a wonder of a country ?
no joke i want to immigrate there
-nothing ever happens
-good food
-peaceful
-qt girls
-good weather
-no muslims

you guys invaded france with janitors and masons so honestly i too should get to enjoy your country

how do i move to portugal

>>66084448
>doesn't know the difference between crude and refined oil

>>66084467
>fucking cold
>can't iceskate

You can't have both Lars.

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>>66084515
Damn brother! Heavily investing in education payed off for ya'll, huh? Germanic Federation when?

>>66084891
Yes you can. It's because the air is so damp here. Your dry -10C air is much kinder than our +2C 100% humidity air.

>>66084921
>belgium
>england
>israel

>not green

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>>66084865
>t.

>>66084921
We're nowhere near Germanic though so we'll stick with Eesti and try to make them great and build what the soviets destroyed.

>>66084921
Now THAT is a good map!

>>66085103
that's whiter than france at least
give me a passport already

>>66083717
>tfw living in the most powerful shithole.

>>66083717
how come finland is so high even though we are poorer compared to sweden and norway? I mean you'd think that sweden would be higher, or is it the shitskins pulling them down?

>>66085051
Belgium should be split in half obviously. Point taken.
English is a Germanic language, Pierre.
Israel...??

>>66083717
>What is Royal Dutch Shell

>>66084448
Shell topped the 2013 Fortune Global 500 list of the world's largest companies. Royal Dutch Shell revenue was equal to 84% of the Netherlands' $555.8 billion GDP at the time

Really made me think

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>>66083717
I wish I was Dutch desu, they live such easy, fulfilling lives compared to Americans

>>66085311
Just go and knock up a Dutch girl with your BBC Tyrone.

>>66085039

Yesyes Lars, yesyes

>>66085234
>...??
Obviously yes
Wars were started over less than this you know

>>66085204
That's China

>>66085204

What kind of a feel is it? Living in a irrelevant good country feels breddy good, though the system here is too socialist imo.

>>66085364
But I have a small white dick, most women are turned off by my Jew noise anyways

>>66084921
>Balts
>Ireland
>Germanic

>Bulgaria
>Romania
>Albania
>Moldova
>Kosovo
>Slavic

>>66085309
Yeah, we lost our place at the top to fucking Wallmart. And we're never gonna get it back, with oil being "last century" stuff.

Anyways, GDP calculations look at which country the "production" is done. So Shell isn't 84% of our economy, more like 18%.

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>>66083717

>tfw you don't live in Europe

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...yet

>>66083881
nordic depression is a meme, we're some of the happiest countries in the world in pretty much every study they do on this subject

>>66085311
>be american
>have great purchasing power so you can buy whatever you need
>have huge country with with lots of areas, cities, adventures etc. to explore
>much more freedom
>meanwhile people from Holland are stuck in their cramped urban hellhole

>>66086121
At least they live in Europe and not in an artificial shithole like my country

>>66084921
>Roman Republic
Cultural powerhouse desu

feels good

>>66086913
Why is your country so Africa tier though?

>>66087062
were way better than bosnia, moldova, god forbid albania, or ukraine but worse than all others still idk what's up with this map, we beat the countries I mentioned in low crime rate, low divorce rate, hdi, gdp all that shit

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>>66086121
Meh
I live pretty quiet and cosy

>>66087062
>>66087198
as for why were poor in general small, no natural resources, no sea access, in yugoslavia we were a bunch of dumb uneducated farmers, now were a bunch of dumb uneducated urban people, and all our neighbors are awful so we cant piggy bank off them like other small irrelevant countries like lichtenstein, san marino, luxembourg etc which are in the good part of europe, and we have 30% mudslimes, most of which are retarded ass 70 IQ albos that came from kosovo wars and mountain villages, which we have to employ in public sectors due to reasons, so shit like this happens
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/09/21/docs-attach-womans-colon-to-her-vagina-in-botched-cancer-surgery.html

>>66086121
i hope to live in you someday norway

>>66087425
As he said, Norway is depressing and irrelevant. We have it much better here

>>66085039
>Your dry -10C air is much kinder than our +2C 100% humidity air
>THIS IS WHAT SOUTHENERS BELIEVE
I bet you think your -5C lows are equivalent to our -40...-45 lows too top kek

>>66085575
You forgot something

>Poland better than Italy
what a great time to be alive

>>66092992
North Italy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pooland

>>66084921
>capital berlin
dropped

>>66093111
Kraków >>>>>>>> ytaly

>>66083717
Is this just proving Nordic master race? Why is it so high for Germanic countries?

>>66093122
This.

I propose as a capital......Vienna or London.

>>66087385
holy shit that's so fucking awful
reminds me of that poor girl with a rectovaginal fistula