UNSC meeting. Permanent Members have a seat. Invited nations

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hello where are the burgers

Good evening chaps

I don't recognize the authority of a bunch of crooks who base it all on winning a war 100 years ago ( or in the case of france hanging around with the winnder afterwards)

:^)

>>66048078
Were you even a country a 100 years ago?

>>66047908

> Invited nations to be voted.

I veto this motion

Get the Aussies up in here now, red star aussies can come too.

>>66047908
Poland should be allowed with full voting rights.

>>66048179
Ireland is of course invited.

Invite Israël.
I want my goyim points.

>>66048235
Fucking Liverpool.

>>66048244

Vetoed

I propose we condemn Israel instead

>>66048126
Finland is only 9 years younger than your cunt.

I vote we kick out the irish

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>sent soldiers to babysit niggers in africa and haiti
>still not a member

Well, fuck you all.

Propose resolution on sanctioning USA for warcrimes such as kidnapping, torture, dentention without trial and indiscriminate murder contrary to international law.

>>66048451
You should send them to your own country and get rid of the fevellas first.

I vote we reform into the united nations space command

*waterboards a potato*

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>>66048508

Done that.

You should sent your to Paris to get rid of niggers.

Introducing a motion to kick the United Nations out of The United States and to have all affiliated persons banned from future entry into the country.

All those in favor say aye.

>>66048358
>>66048510
>>66048552
>>66048652
*veto's*

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>>66048652
veto

I have attending on behalf of the People's Republic Of China

>>66048508
>>66048623


That's police job btw.

Vetoing anything those fat fuck Americans propose.

>>66049040
I veto your veto.

propostition to send russians to the salt mines

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>>66048214
>Aussies invited
>Kiwis invited
>Not Canada

>>66047908
I move that we all sing "We Are the World" and play a game of international grabass.

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>>66047908
What's today's topic of discussion?
What's happening on the global stage?

>>66048352
Dates please? That doesn't seem correct, friend.

Hello lads

Propose Italy changes their flag

>>66049986
Seconded

greetings gentlemen
sorry I'm late, got into rather a heated debate over who took the last biscuit

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>>66049986
Denied.

>>66050010

Motion carries with no against votes

>>66050070

damn you security council

hey guys duck you

>>66047908
I propose we crash the European Union, with no survivors...

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>>66050170
We're already doing that

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>>66049836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgmPispoFno

I propose we give France's spot to Australia

>>66050358
Seconded

>>66050464
Denied

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>>66050304
that vid

Britain is officially big and important

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>>66049940
>>66049986
>>66050070
Nice """"flags""""

>>66050599

vetoed

>>66050358
Denied

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Reportin in to UNSC space command

G-Guys please let us in.

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Cortana, connect me to United Nations Space Command

Tell Houston I have found Fireteam 1337.

Mission objectives?

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>>66051412
At least one member of the UNIT has to survive till you get back to Earth for debrief.

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>>66051412
>Cortana
>Using W10

>>66047908

UK and France are bullshit. They're one country, the EU.
>inb4 muh brexit
Fuck off bongs. It's not happening.

And having the EU is bullshit because it's just a puppet of the US.

The council is rigged.

>>66051780
Autism

>>66050557
Vetoed

>>66051311
Vetoed
>>66050667
You don't get to veto things.

I vote for changing the name of the UN to most uselles thing ever created and everything it did only made things worse

>>66048996
Your police is corrupted anyways, Brazil.

>>66049534
If yous would stop being so shit I would invite you, but Canada has been gay as fuck recently. And you got rid of your based flag, so yeah, fuck off. And you sound like pound shop yanks, jesus, just remembering how shit your country is. And it's filled with fucking frogs. What a mistake you lot were.

>>66052367
Vetoed.

Motion to rename the UN "Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram."

I motion to ban Poland from ever having an invite.

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haha

>>66053890
Put Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza."

I motion for the US to leave the UN and nuke Russia

>>66048492
Denied. War crimes can only be commited against humans.

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>>66047908
Proposal: We shit on the G4 losers who want to get in.

>>66053890
How about:

Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza."
>>66054087
Seconded

>>66054236
Meant for..
>>66053980

>>66054236
Now were talking you could put America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good"
After papa john's

>>66054474
>Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good.

This is way better. Why the fuck wasn't it just called this from the beginning?

>>66054190
Anon enough people shit on and in India already.

>>66054702
I can already hear the jets flying by everytime a meeting takes place in the Houston Texas Stadium
;_;7

>>66053972
DELET THIS

>>66054087
Vetoed

Propose we kick out France. They're bros, but don't do shit.

We replace either with Mexico or Australia, helping either improve to their max potential.

I propose, we as a united form of governments. Remove the black menace by any means necessary.

>>66054928
Fuck Houston, the UN is hereby moved to the Dallas Cowboys stadium.

Foreigners all only allowed to vote during halftime and the crowd can veto those votes bases on the volume of the applause meter.

I move for canada to be annexed to the US and for everything south of the border to be nuked.

>>66055001
Mexico is vetoed.

Motion to deport all Mexicans to Venus submitted.

>>66053972
enjoyed this pic

>>66048289
Second

>>66049040
I propose that that was a nice GET.

>>66055127
Seconded, voting yes on behalf of Russia.

The UN isn't supposed to be a World Government, which is why unanimity is required among the permanent members of the Security Council.

>>66055280
Vetoed

>>66055097
>Fuck Houston, the UN is hereby moved to the Dallas Cowboys stadium.
You mean the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good.

>>66048652
I do believe that New York does not deserve to be the UN seat.

Should go to some neutral ground. Maybe some island or, if it fails, to the mountain jews.

>>66055356
It was moved to Dallas, see
>>66055351

>>66055341
u cant veto a fact u dip

>>66055356
Vetoed.

>>66055416
Vetoed.

I'd say we should get Christina Aguillera to be the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good." 's Spokesperson

>>66055356

Well we've already gone and built the building. Little messy to change it now desu.

>>66055416
Vetoed

I vote we go get ice cream and go to the park

>>66055611
Vetoed. Fuck you and your ice cream.

>>66055475
>>66055596
Vetoed

>>66055482
Vetoed

If dubs Australia replaces France, Canada replaces Russia, and New Zealand replaces China for Permanent seats, unvetoable.

>>66055723
>tfw vetoed by kek

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>>66047908
>Good goyim meeting.

>>66055482
Seconded.

And Tom Brady for General Secretary which is hereby renamed The Mountain Dew Captain of America, the world, and Mars brought to you by Taco Bell's Waffle Taco.

Every session is commenced with the rendition of Toby Kieth's Courtesy of the Red White and Blue and a flyover of a squadron of F/A-18s.

>>66055761
I move to veto Sweden's existence.

>>66055804
Once Sweden goes nationalsocialist we will no longer recognize your authority. What you gonna do about it?

>>66055804
I vote to make them great again

Hello yes and please I like America apple pie 4th of July sometimes war

>>66055804
Seconded

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>>66055869
Invasion

>>66055869
Pull strings to get NATO on your puny little temporary-member ass, t'bh.

>>66055873
I vote to annex them to Finland.

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>>66055776
I made our logo

>>66055873
Vetoed
>>66055886
>sometimes
Proposing an ammendment to remove sometimes from the previous motion.

>>66055915
Please do, I wanna die in battle.

Ethiopia is the world's oldest country. I demand we get a seat.

>>66051780
Autism

>>66055886
>>66055953
Both seconded

>>66055981
Vetoed.

>>66055981
Vetoed. Shoulda been a WW2 ally, bud.

>>66055804
seconded

>>66049924
>The term "United Kingdom" became official in 1801 when the parliaments of Britain and Ireland each passed an Act of Union, uniting the two kingdoms and creating the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

>The Grand Duchy of Finland was the predecessor state of modern Finland. It existed between 1809 and 1917

hello where is the delegations :DD

>>66055987
He's right, Europe is America's bitch.

>>66055921
Seconded as the new logo for the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good."

I motion all European countries must revert back to conscription

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>>66056160
More like the skinny friend who is a bit feminine and can't fight for shit

>>66055969
Snackbar

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I vote we have special entrances for each country as they enter the building.

>>66056235
Seconded

>>66056215
Seconded

>>66056215
>>66056235
Seconded.

Have it for just the Euros, though, we don't want another Vietnam-tier incident with conscription.

This thread has made me realize that the UN would be way more fun if only the US and Brazil were allowed to vote.

>>66056235
Thirded

>>66056251
Non members exit the building

>>66056318
If dubs, Canada replaces China, Australia replaces Russia, and Brazil replaces France as Permanent members, unvetoable.

>>66056217
>US and EU agree to rules
>US breaks them
>EU doesn't do shit
>EU follows rules

It's like that one kid who's friends with a bully, and is constantly picked on, but too beta to put a stop to it.

>>66049836
veto

>>66048078
>>66048179
>>66048289
>>66048352
>>66048451
>>66048492
>>66048623
>>66048881
>>66048996
>>66049534
>>66049940
>>66050138
>>66050164
>>66050667
>>66051780
>>66053674
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>>66053980
>>66055166
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>>66055761
>>66055869
>>66055886
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>>66055981
>>66056139
>>66056251

DEHORS

>>66056360
Reroll

>>66049940
>>66050164

vetoed your greetings

>>66056360
Canada is vetoed

>>66056400
Nice

>>66056235
fourthed

>>66056400
Congratulations Canada, Australia, and Brazil for your new spots. Adios France, Russia, and China.

>>66056415
>unvetoable

>>66056452
>no dubs
Canada is vetoed

Australia is technically British and always had veto

>>66056452
voted

>>66056235
Triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PoLIWm_Q7s

>>66056452
Shutup chicano. Eat my shit.

I'd say draws should be decided by a Tag Team SmackDown match fought by the leaders

>>66056482
>>66056400 is official roll

>>66056514
I assume Portugal and Brazil are a duo

I will gladly represent my proud nation at the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good."

I would like to propose a binding referendum on whether or not the following people are white:
Greece
Spain
Argentina

>>66056482
>>66056503
If 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9, France can have its seat back replacing Canada.

>>66056452
Motion is not carried.

>>66056579
None of them

>>66056590
Too late, kek has spoken.

>>66056579
I vote not

>>66056568
Yes but portugal is a midget like hornswaggle

>>66056579
America votes no on the three presented motions.

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>>66056579
Greece gave us Western Culture, values, and philosophy. They can't help that the sun is strong in Greece. Greece is white

Spain repulsed the m*slims from their land and helped spread Catholicsm. Spain is white

Argentina has too many native decendents. Argentina is not white

>>66056706
>>66056675
SMACKDOWN TIME BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WSB4PhkzUQ
TONIGHT ON THE WWE

>>66056672
Since Portugese are manlets they can get low to counter the tall Scandis and Dutch.

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Can minions join

Our proposal at the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good.":

Convince Papa John's Pizza™ to offer deep fried, extra crispy pizza to honor our meeting place.

>>66056781
Seconded

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The world would be better if it was run by minions

>>66056625
We don't acknowledge cults

>>66056846
Proposal: force Canada to change it's official name to A FUCKING LEAF

>>66056781
Seconded
>>66056769
On condition that they provide free minion action figues for the Papa Johns deep fried extra crispy pizza promotion.

>>66056920
>>66056846
>>66056769
>t. Hertl and Lazar

>>66056625
>>66056636
>>66056675
>>66056706
Despite a strong case being made by the American representative, the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" has voted 3-1 to declare Spain and Greece non-white, and unanimously to declare Argentina non-white.

Our proposal at the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good.":
Papa John's Pizza™ should make the Two for Tuesday™ promotion a weeklong promotion to help fight the hunger in Africa

Motion submitted to declare Wednesdays as breakfast for lunch, and lunch for breakfast, day.

>>66057019
Seconded.

The American delegation would also like to submit an ammendment for free refills on drinks.

>>66057067
I motion to amend the motion, and make Wednesday the brunch day, with discount of breakfast pizzas (bacon, fried eggs, extra cheese) at Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.

>>66056452
vetoed sorry
welcome back russia france and china

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I think minions should be givien control of the global nuclear arsenal

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Why is the world so intolerant of minions?

>>66057140
Vetoed.

Motion submitted to allow minions to take charge of parking at the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" as compensation.

>>66057121
Vetoed

Motion submitted to declare brunch as both european and homosexual.

>>66057202
Seconded.

>>66057247
Seconded

>>66051780
>>66053972

>>66057247
Brunch is the perfect way to eat both breakfast and lunch side by side, and ask America to reconsider.

>>66056235

I motion the American entrance be placed infront a pool of acid.

>>66057342
Im sorry but this kind of unAmerican behaviour is not accepted in the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good."

>>66057332
Breakfast and lunch eaten side by side are allowed however the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" has voted that the phrase brunch shall not be used due to its european homosexuality.

Any insistence on a member nation to use this European and homosecual word will be deemed a breach of international laws and could result in a vote on the imposition of George Foreman: The Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine Sanctions.

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>>66056235

>>66057478
Motioning then to coin a new term for breakfast and lunch eaten at the same time, without any vestiges of european homosexuality.

>>66057521
Seconded.

Motion to refer to it as a Freedom Feast

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I propose this as the new flag.

>>66057568
Seconding Freedom Feast, and for Wednesday to be now known as Freedom Feast Day.

>>66057570
Vetoes

Flag has already been voted on
>>66055921

Motion to remove Canada from UN and declare it a rogue state along with sanctions. Also, motion to unite Belgium and Netherlands under Dutch rule, reasoning being that Belgium is pretty much a non-country.

>>66057899
Some asshole promoted Canada to the security council unfortunately.

Motion regarding Belgium's past non-country status is seconded.

>>66057899
>UN
Also it was already voted to improve the name to
>>66057019
And it's location has been moved to the former Cowboy Stadium in Arlington Texas.

>>66058032
>Leafs on the fucking security council
>JUST
Fuck I want the frogs back instead. But all in favor of Belgium no longer being a country?

>>66057570
Looks too much like Canada's real flag.

>>66058164
New flag was already decided too. Here
>>66055921

>>66058086
>And it's location has been moved to the former Cowboy Stadium in Arlington Texas.

Not like you could make my city any worse at this point.

>>66058252
I'm a Californian that's interested in raising home pric....er buying a home in your city. Would I be welcome there?

>>66058368
The US hereby motions to give Mexico back California on the grounds of it being a communist state, all in favor?

Welcome to the Half Time show brought to you by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" Please stand up for the ECF's Anthem and by the end of it we will have the F/A-18 Hornet squadron flyby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI

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>>66058488
Fuck that shit. I don't want to be surrounded by even more spics.

America hereby motions to round up the mexicans and ship them off to Liberia

All in favor?

>>66058516
The US hereby motions that Brazil is hereby allowed to conquer Uruguay with no repercussions.

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>>66058516
And here comes the Blue Angels
;_;7

>>66058563
Motion passes, California is now part of Mexico. Better start learning Spanish.

I vote for the exclusion of Britain.

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>>66058601
Fuck you I'm revolting.

Any motions to secretly support the Californian militias against Mexico?

>>66058631
Vetoed.

>>66058631
The US abstains from voting.

>>66058659
Nice. Need only one more vote in favor of the exclusion and Britain is over.

>>66058516
>>66058588
Motion submitted that God bless America

>>66058645
>>66058601
Motion to solve this issue in a Cage Match to stop humanitarian crisis

>>66058645
Pretty sure Mexicans were already voted to be deported from Earth earlier.

I move to steal the Declaration of Independence.

>>66058695
The US votes to hereby split Canada into Quebec and New China, Quebec will be appointed to security council, expected they will vote to remove Bongland.

>>66058753
Vetoed

Motion to serve burgers and fries at all future UN functions.

>>66058775
You can't do that. You need at least trips to override the anons dubs that promoted Canada to the council.

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>>66058753
Motion denied as freedom can never be stolen.

>>66058802
This has already been voted and its not called the UN anymore its the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good"

>>66058802
It's not called the UN anymore.

And of course burgers and fries are seconded. We already have papa johns deep fried extra crispy pizza and breakfast for lunch which has been renamed a Freedom Feast.

>>66058810
Damn, kek did not will it to be so.

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>>66058753
Automatic motion to put him on The List

>>66058870
The List of good shitposters? Oh boy!

>>66058870
Seconded.

Amendment submitted to deport him to Haiti.

>>66058934
Motion to rename Haiti to "Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh"

>>66058870
>>66058934
Vetoed

>>66059048
Seconded

>>66059048
Seconded.

>>66059048
Seconded and sponsored as a critical piece of legislation by the permanent delegation of the United States of America to the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good"

>>66059048
seconded

/int/ really should be put in charge of the UN. With all these sponsorships and special effects the damn thing would probably turn a profit.

Motion to relocate all Muslims to the Arabian penninsula and a wall erecred from Sinai eastwars to the Persian Gulf.

>>66059085
>>66059087
>>66059105
>>66059109
It is official then, from on now rogue diplomats and politicians will be sent to the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh.

Next topic?

I move to rename the United States of America the Free Republic of Freedomland brought to you by Exxon-Mobil™ and McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it"

>>66059305
Placing sanctions on Germany is somewhere to start. All in favor?

>>66059305
>>66059301
Should we go with the wall or utilize the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh as a solution to the Muslim problem?

I'm worried some might be able to raft over to us or South America if we put them all in the former Haiti.

>>66059048
By unanimous decision, the motion carries. All political actors designated as rogue or otherwise a threat to the free world will be interred in the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh" (formerly known as the Republic of Haiti).

Further, I would like to table a motion that would declare those nations already designated as non-white to be enemies of freedom and thus subject to internment at the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh" (formerly known as the Republic of Haiti) pursuant to the above act.

>>66059357
Vetoed not enough sponsors

Motion to establish a Caliphate in France and cleanse all christians from its soil

>>66059362
Seconded

>>66059357
Seconded.

>>66059362
I say we impose the George Foreman: The Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine Sanctions on Germany

>>66059357
Vetoed.

>>66059362
Seconded, on the condition that should the Islamification of Germany not cease fully within 5 years, it shall be partitioned between the members of the UNSC.

>>66059382
Put forward to committee for further deliberation on the grounds that "France is already shit so it wouldn't be much worse"

>>66059440
Its called the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" now i want to propose sanctions on every member that gets the name wrong

>>66059362
They're called George Foreman's Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine Sanctions.

>>66059381
Amendment:
Rename the United States of America the Free Republic of Burgerland brought to you by Exxon-Mobil™, Goldman-Sachs™, Burger King™ "Have it your way", George "$1 bill" Washington™, the City of Chicago "Da Bears", and McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it"

>>66059430
Then its passed.
>>66059440
Seconded, with the small change that instead of partitioning it should instead simply be cleansed with nuclear hellfire.

>>66059382
Vetoed until further considerations of the council are resolved, specifically the ongoing deliberations regarding the relocation of all Muslims to the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh

I propose we adress members as ''Franchises'' now

>>66059540
Seconded

>>66059466
Seconded
>>66059479
Seconded, though United States of America will still be allowed in informal speech so as not to disrupt the anthem of the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good" which was previously voted as Toby Keith's Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue by the council.

>>66059555
Trips says it passes. Franchises are now the official title of all former "members".

>>66059466
Seconded

>>66059580
Agreed on both counts

>>66059540
Seconded.

Motion submitted that Russia be renamed the Seattle Seahawks.

>>66059612
Seconded

>>66059612
Seconded
Motion to name Brasil ''Philadelphia Eagles''

>>66059540
>>66059612
Thirded.

>>66059657
Seconded

>>66059657
Seconded
Motion to rename the remaining permanent members thus:
Australia - Denver Broncos
Canada - Detroit Lions

motion submitted to gas all the jews

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I motion that lady /int/ be a symbol for justice and peace

>>66059690
>>66059695
Seconded

>>66059690
Motion seconded, the gas shall be provided by Shell™ ''Moving Your Future"

>>66059687
You forgot the UK.

Motion to rename them the London Sillynannies

>>66059690
Motion denied

>>66059690
Vetoed.

>>66059734
Seconded

>>66059690
Vetoed.

The jew dilema shall be solved on a Tag Team match
>>66059726
>>66059711
>>66059779
vs
>>66059788
>>66059770
>>66059736

>>66056394
NON

Motion to have an open bar every day but Sunday financed via a levy imposed upon the franchise Saudi Arabia's accounts located within the banks of the United States of America the Free Republic of Burgerland brought to you by Exxon-Mobil™, Goldman-Sachs™, Burger King™ "Have it your way", George "$1 bill" Washington™, the City of Chicago "Da Bears", and McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it"

Motion to gas all T*rks and give the lands to the Kurds.

>>66059806
Whoever's the first to roll dubs or higher wins.

Second.

>>66059788
You no longer have a veto. Canada, Australia, and Brazil were made permanent members upon the demotion of France, Russia and China.

>>66059823
Seconded

>>66059690
Denied, and furthermore, Italy is to be split among two franchise of the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good"'s choice.

>>66059734
Seconded.

>>66059830
Second.

>>66059852
You mean the Philadelphia Eagles, Denver Broncos, Detroit Lions

>>66059866
RIP Jews

>>66059829
Seconded

Motion for amendment to the prior motion is that we also gas the communist Kurds.

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>>66059866

I propose we nuke best korea. Yay or nay?

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>>66059806
Bring it on. Jews are here to help us

>>66059852
What is this, Merde ! Motion to reintroduce France as permanent member under the alias of Cuckistan
>>66059829
Seconded

>>66059903
Amendment: Nuke both

>>66059872
My mistake
>>66059788
Your seats were given up to the Denver Broncos, Philadelphia Eagles, and Detroit Lions.

>>66059888
Nigga do you see my name?

>>66059903
Second.

>>66059911
Second.

>>66059911
Vetoed
>>66059866
Motion to gas the Jews carries.

>>66059911
You gotta roll trips or higher to override the dubs that demoted you in the first place.

>>66059891
Vetoed on account of you being a turkroach

>>66059925
We need approval from 2 other flags to use nukes

>>66059907
Why are half-Jew/half-Haitians so blood thirsty?

>>66059861
Motion to split Italy is seconded.

Amendment offered that the two franchises to partition will be Nepal and Somoa.

Quebec indépendant? give the rest of canada to the us if they want too

>>66059964
You do not have a veto.

Motion to rename Lebanon Tatooine.

>>66059903
Nay, but I do think that a healthy burger bombing sponsored by McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it" will encourage Freedom in the population.

>>66060012
Motion to annex Quebec

>>66060012
Seconded but keep in mind Canada has a veto.

Let Russia invade

Have Finns and Nordicks fight People's Republic of Sweden

Let Finland and Norway annex for funsies after war is won

>>66060017
>Motion to rename Lebanon Tatooine.
Seconded

>>66060012
Amendment: Give all of Canada to the United States of America the Free Republic of Burgerland brought to you by Exxon-Mobil™, Goldman-Sachs™, Burger King™ "Have it your way", George "$1 bill" Washington™, the City of Chicago "Da Bears", and McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it" and give its seat to New Zealand.

>>66060029
seconded

>>66060029
Vetoed

Motion to rename French people as Freedom Frogs.

>>66059945
Gas the Jews was vetoed

>>66060047
nvm quebecer will hate it

>>66060061
Seconded

>>66060041
>Let Russia invade
You mean the Seattle Seahawks.

>>66060064
Is that a bad thing?
>>66060046
Vetoed. Too many Democrats.

>>66060041
Please use the right name of our franchises


This is what happened so far
The UNSC name was changed to Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good"

Russia is called the Seattle Seahawks, Brasil is the Philadelphia Eagles, Australia is the Denver Broncons and Canada is the Detroit Lions

George Foreman: The Lean, Mean, Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine Sanctions were imposed on Germany

Haiti is now Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh"

Jews were gassed by Shell™ ''Moving Your Future"

America is now called United States of America the Free Republic of Burgerland brought to you by Exxon-Mobil™, Goldman-Sachs™, Burger King™ "Have it your way", George "$1 bill" Washington™, the City of Chicago "Da Bears", and McDonald's™ "I'm lovin' it"

Did i miss something important

>>66060046
seconded, if you dont include quebec in canada

>make it 1 country necessary for veto
can't do anything
>make it 2 countries necessary for veto
China and Russia's gonna come together
>make it 3 countries necessary for veto
now it's just a majority rule, the commie 2 will never agree

This veto system sucks

>>66060127
Lebanon is now Tatooine, French people are called Freedom Frogs, and brunch was renamed Freedom Feast after it was determined the word brunch is european and homosexual.

Motion to rename Autism Freedom Thought brought to you by Finland™ "ebin :DD"

>>66060122
yes, if want them to be independant its because i dont want anyone to have to bear with them. take it from me, i lived there most of my life, plus they think the franch from france accent is gay

>>66060179
We fixed the veto system by getting rid of the Freedom Frogs, Seattle Seahwks and China.

>>66060122
if us dont annex canada, motion to remove trudeau from power

>>66060196
Seconded

>>66060243
You mean the detroit lions

>>66060259
oh well, as long its not trudeau

>>66060243
Exile Trudeau to Haiti Aye or Nay?

>>66060286
Seconded, but its called the Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh"

>>66060286
no, make him change sex and then send im in a muslim country

>>66060286
*Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh
And Seconded

>>66060243
*Detroit Lions

And seconded with an amendmemt that Trudeau be given funding and sent to Pakistan to organize gay pride parades as the tolerance ambassador for the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good".

>>66060310
Which will probably be Global time out zone brought to you by Subway™ Eat Fresh pending our approval of sending the Muslims there.

>>66060286
>>66060309
>>66060310
>>66060318
We have reached a consensus.

>>66060017
Lebanon has infiltrated every sector of Western society, we have the power.

We are the eternal cedar

>>66060351
thats Israël

>>66060351
Creation of the Western Holy Theocracy with capitals in D.C and the Vatican?

>>66060351
If trips or higher Lebanon replaces the Denver Bronocs in the Extra Crispy Freedomdome brought to you by America and Dodge Ram. Presented by Papa John's Pizza™ "Better Ingredients. Better Pizza." And America's Navy™ ''A Global Force For Good", unvetoable