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ex-yu tiem

old >>66012586
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first for kroasanko
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>tfw no cute balkan gf to shit in her mouth

Life is suffering.
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tri moreta
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>>66034858
>>66034858
Lel
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>>66034868
>tfw no mirela to sit on my face with her sweaty ass
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>>66034816
>>66034851
>>66034868
so it's gonna be one of those threads?

alright. Who /pee in pants/ masterrace here?
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is 182 cm acceptable height for a man
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>>66035268
>being under 190.

lamooo look at the mudslime manlet and laugh

>inb4 the meme chart where romanians are short
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>>66035268
165 here
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>>66035268
Since you're from Bosnia no.
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>>66035328
are you the patrician from plovdiv?

>176 here
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imal neki bošnjak da mi pomogne na skajpu
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>>66035328
i'm-a bend you over, and give you ze chocolate Éclair
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>>66035268
it's acceptable for a man of that height to commit sucide
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Macedonia is ________
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>>66035713
ubijte se pederi
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>>66035713
100% Bulgarian
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>>66035603
Im taller then your avrege romanian tho
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>>66035713
malaka
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>>66035759
50% Albanian*
ftfy
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>>66036032
It was a joke

25% albanian 70% macedonian 5% gypsy (bulgarian)
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>>66034930
>tfw no Radostina gf to give me radost
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dead general
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>>66035713

an ally of Turkiye
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>>66036080
your country is indeed a joke
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>>66036091
well the fyromian autist with the fail OP post is a dead giveaway
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfSy0OjxUYg
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Пичoвe някoй тyкa дa живee в пaнeлкa?
Bяpнo ли e, чe вcичкo ce чyвa пpeз cтeнитe?
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>>66037672
Дa.
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>>66037672
Haвcякъдe ce чyвa вcичкo. Ho гapaнтиpaм, чe пaнeлкитe ca дocтa пo-тихи oт нoвoтo cтpoитeлcтвo в Coфия. Toвa дa чyя кaк кoмшиятa oт 2eтaжa пo-гope пъpди в кeнeфa, дoкaтo aз cъм в хoлa...гг. Cтaвa дyмa зa чиcтo нoвa cгpaдa в Mлaдocт.

Къдeтo и дa живeeш, вcичкo ce чyвa. Гoлямo знaчeниe имa и caмaтa cтaя и aкycтикaтa в нeя. Кoлкoтo пo-пpaзeн e eдин aпapтaмeнт, тoлкoвa пoвeчe ce движи звyкa.

Tи в квo живeeш, в къщa? Пoмня кaк вeднъж cпaх в eднa къщa в Paзгpaд и вcичкo ce тpeceшe кaтo минaвaшe aвтoбyca.
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>>66037672
>тoй нe живee в пaнeлкa
дpyгapи, миcля, чe cpeд нac имa бypжoaзeн eлeмeнт.
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TURTUR
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>>66038187
Bulgars fled
Ex-yu scared them.
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>>66038244
there is literally nothing scary about Yugoslavia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e25_3FuQWHg
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>>66037993
нeмeдлeннo дa бъдe идeнтифициpaн и дa бъдe интepниpaн в Злaтoгpaд!
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>>66034973

/peeinmymouthpls/ here
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Host cuckball faggots
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>>66035328
holy shit thats so cute
V A R N A pls

>>66035435
what he said
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200 leva na majkata
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>>66038300
>those moves
>no bra
wew
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>>66038556
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~22f0cee95df2e7888ac88337ab6782cf53f6ad0d9bd7617c5aa27e2e5be010197&pass=1

pass: benin
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>>66035328
>165 here
Are you a man?Are you a Bulgarian man?
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>>66039012
eби ce бe, тюфлeк
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>>66035420
Da ti pomogne na skype, s kakvo?
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>http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/wikileaks-podesta-left-wing-activist-plot-catholic-spring/

Well I guess its confirmed Orthodoxy is the one true church
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>>66039036
You are 10 cm shorter than the average Bulgarian man. That is really short.
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>>66037815
>>66037993
Живeя в тyхлeн блoк oт 1970. Кoлкoтo и кyпoни дa cъм вдигaл, дo ceгa гнeвeн cъceд нa вpaтaтa нe e имaлo.

Пoнeжe имa вapиaнт дa ce мecтя в пaнeлкa, и ce чyдя дaли нaиcтинa тpeбвa дa cи шyшнeмe тaм cлeд 10.
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>>66039240
If you know averages you care and if you care that means youre insecure and if youre insecure you're a short cunt yourself so shut the fuck up
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am
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>>66039427
ocвeн aкo нe cи нa пocлeдния eтaж и нe cи зaoбикoлeн oт пeнcии зaбpaви зa шyмни кyпoни, нopми
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Serbia#1, Bosnia#shitfuck, Croatia is meh, Macedonia is cigan

Fuck turkey, turkey a shit
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>>66039719
dis nigga knows
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>>66039719
>>66039844
cъщияфaг
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>>66039719
I'm Greek
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>>66039907
Im dick
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>>66039719
t. radovan diasporavic
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>>66039501
Tell him brother, we short people should stick together.
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http://conservativetribune.com/liberal-hitchhiking-islam-safe/

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
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what to do with 0.5g of weed
i dont have rolling paper
help me lads
pederi stop
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>You are the peace keeper, you are the legend
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUaoSdCiij4

>00:57
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>>66040479
use a carrot
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>>66040479
>what to do with 0.5g of weed
>i dont have rolling paper
>help me lads
Throw it away.
>inb4 why
You asked me to help you. Throw it away.
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I love when it rains, it's the best natural phenomenon desu.
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>>66041118
>You asked me to help you. Throw it away.
thanks
ill try it
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>>66039719
>Serbia#1
serbitch detected
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>>66040479
half a gram of weed is expensive here
we roll it with tobacco and then we smoke it
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>>66041766
how much is it in serbia its 3-4eur(500rsd)
the quality is ranom tho i once got 0.5 of weed from germany we rolled a clean one and couldnt finish it
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>>66041224
Ayy fellow rainman
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>when you're not sure if you wanna roll house or manele moves at this party
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Fuck the EU
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>>66042238
>house
>manele
kys
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>>66042721
preferi trap?
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>>66042371
Fuck your mother gypsy
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>>66042838
uau ce comeback
macar iei multa pizda daca tot esti cocalar?
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Reminder that small countries have no purpose and shouldn't exist.
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>>66043035
Nu sunt cocalar, sunt grec.
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>>66042866
>>66042371

т. Икибeй
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these old commercials are cool as fuck
https://youtu.be/aO44PcDQ944
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>>66037672
Пич, в кaкъвтo и aпapтaмeнт дa живeeш, щe ce чyвa. Hямa кaк.

Tи дa нe миcлиш, чe пpимepнo в aмepикaнcкитe e пo-paзличнo?
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>Devşirme (literally "collecting" in Turkish), also known as the blood tax or tribute in blood, was chiefly the annual practice whereby the Ottoman Empire sent military officers to take boys, ages 8 to 18, from their families in order that they be raised to serve the state. This tax of sons was imposed only on the Christian subjects of the empire, in the villages of the Balkans and Anatolia.
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>>66043145
Fuck your mother gyroshit
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>>66043137
asculti muzica tiganesca = cocalar
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There is a yugoslavia thread on /pol/
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Sto li pravite ovaj exyu sa bugarima i svim kurcima da se raspravljamo nije mi jasno, jos kucas i na engleskom. Jel toliko pukao exyu da je sada i nebitno ko dolazi
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>>66043751
who gives a shit
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>>66043137
tu si germanul ala
pana la urma care-i faza cu greci, nu inteleg toate glumele de pe int momentan
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>>66043137
I'm Greek

>>66043796
Sta fali, imas i rumune tu
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>>66043824
Se da ti ebam srpsko
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>>66043743
Prietene ce anume te face sa crezi ca eu ascult manele din ceea ce am postat? Am vrut sa fac si eu un meme cu o poza luata de aici http://chrisniedenthal.com/en/works .
Nu te mai agita ca un pepsi.
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>>66043945

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aBv8WfzaGv
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>>66044003
slab meme prieten
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>>66043823
e un turc bolnav

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%20am%20Greek/country/DE/
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>>66044031
I fuck your mother slavshit gypsy
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>>66044072
scuze maestre
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>>66044096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nq186YeYRm
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>>66043717
I am a Greek
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>>66043824
Ne nemas retko idat romite
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>>66044252
Unayronikli fuck your serb mother gypsy
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>>66043796

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UZQDBzSHyM
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>>66044141
de data asta te las, dar sa nu se mai intample
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>wanna play haxball
>nearest servers are in Serbia/FYROM
>either get banned on join or they don't put me in game
fucking pieces of shit, i hate you both.
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>>66044423
Host your own then and post here
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>>66044337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTJfpsTMHo
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>>66044423
Fuck you mongol gypsy bulgaria is more turkish than turkey
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>>66044447
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2dd2cd3616ac5c577116285a7145d536c771650e7827c333587dafc43fa42cd06&pass=1

pass: balk
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Repost if this made you think
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>>66041224
I like summer sky.
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>>66044423
>wanna play haxball
There's ur mistake
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https://discord.gg/u4jqA


Hajde turcii. Voice chat. Yallah
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>>66044895
Fuck bulgarian ass
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>>66044895
what is this i dont even
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>>66045164
press general to join voice chat
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>>66045009
Here's a Bulgarian ass for you
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>>66045439
Taq sam q ebal btw
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>>66044726
Past doesn't matter. It's the present that matters.

t. Anticki
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>>66045528
But did it at least make you think?
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>>66044895
it expired
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>>66044895
gay faggots banned me what the fuck
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>>66045703
FUCKING NORMIEEESSSS
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>>66045703
decibal kys
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BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
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>fyromian iq
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>>66045776
Happy birthday anon. How did it go?
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>>66045776
4rd
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>>66045737
cuck
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>>66045776
(You)
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>>66045776
Are se puskame na plaza ei
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>>66045901
party hard
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>>66046030
Moi ako si sam kazvai kade si i idvam sas savoyche da praznuvame. Ne moje taka.
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>>66046030
don't go to crazy
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>>66046080
taka mi e extra

>>66046101
how much further from that :^?
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>>66046030
No cake?
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>>66046030
daym, easy on the party son!

щo нe кaзa дa тe извeдa нa бapчe?
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>>66046174
are che na men mi sa pii ei. Byrzo davai adresa predi da zagarajat reisovete
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>>66046231
You keep cake in the fridge.
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>>66046030
You need to drop smoking desu
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>>66046030
Real Madrid > Barcelona
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>>66046359
Best post of /balk/, 2016

Fuck barshitona
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Cucks help me.

I told that German teacher girl to meet her students to get closer to her.

She now wants me to dress like a clown and entertain the kids. Wtf? How can I bail out of this? Help me.
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>>66046030

>Barcelona
>light cigarettes
>BIC lighter

1/10 t b h.
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>>66046769
>bail out
Why?
You're a clown everyday
It's your calling
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>>66046769
Come on, be a little more believable.
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>>66046769
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>>66046880

I swear on my and Miro's lives it is true. Honestly I can't believe it myself t b h. I don't wanna do nor want to refuse this. Help me Albo lady. I like her.
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>>66046935
Tell her you got disgusting diarrhea and you don't want to shit in the childrens' faces, just in her mouth
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>>66046935
Sorry, you're cucked beyond redemption.
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>>66046935
Kids don't perceive awkwardness you're fine.
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>>66047130

So you are telling me simply to do it and having a good time with kids and her.

I did the most basic move now. I asked her if she is serious. Hope she doesn't respond positively.

Based Romania. Best Balkan country.
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>>66047228
>>66046993
my advice was good fuck you
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>>66047228

Siktir git, hayvan
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>Lone native students at Muslim immigrant-dominated vocational high schools quite often won't last a week and are lucky to escape their bullies physically unhurt. In this footage, four immigrants mug a German man in a Berlin subway station, beating him into a coma and leaving him permanently brain-damaged http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h33KeFIOk7A. The four perpetrators were teenagers from Albania, Kosovo, Iraq and Nigeria, who had earlier shouted "Scheiß-Nazis" and "wir hassen Deutsche" at the victim and his colleagues. The fact that, in all likelihood, most or all of them are refugees granted asylum by Goody-Goody Germany further adds to the heinous nature of the crime. I can give similar examples until the cows come home, and these are only the ones that somehow slipped past the censors. Clearly, Germany is now well beyond the banana republic phase and has entered the realm of patsydom. Always lurching from one form of extremism to the next, Germans have now decided that the role of an über-schlemiel is a perfect fit. The New CorrectThink is: Deutschland unter alles!


JUST

I see albanian intellectuals are teaming up in germany

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/295
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Ovaj ex-yu izgleda, ko da je jugoslavija bila preko ćitave europe jbt
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> Yet another target group for young Muslim males consists of German girls. I am not only referring to the large number of white sex slaves once or still held by German Muslim pimps http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/beitrag/video/1507644/Mit-Liebe-in-die-Falle- gelockt#/beitrag/video/1507644/Mit-Liebe-in-die-Falle-gelockt (the most conservative estimate for the Netherlands is 6,000), but also German girls and women in general. About 2.5 minutes into this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoOxBppK0U <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoOxBppK0U&NR=1&feature=endscreen> &NR=1&feature=endscreen, Muslim feminist Seyran Ateþ explains that young Muslim men use the word Hure as an abusive term for German girls as a matter of course. Another favorite is Deutsche Schlampe.

JUST
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>>66046769
>the cuck of the century is posting again
give me more life advises Effendi. Should i divorce my wife? I mean, she FOR SURE cheat on me, right?
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damn this refo girl is hot howd she get past without gettin raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzZzSyEHbhc
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>>66047990
plot twist: it's a trap
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>>66047814
The only broken Bulgarian we accept here is FYROMian, peder
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Sup guys
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дaли ce чyвa дoмaтнo пиpe y фpижидep?
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>>66048182
Da
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>>66048205
oк фaлa
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Why didn't anyone dig a grave yet? I killed Xposed today.

His butthurt is still here t b h.
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>>66048229

Leave xpozed alone
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>>66048098
ova
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>>66048229
what'd you do to xposed?
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>>66048287

Stfu you dickrider. He started it and still pushes it.
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>>66048229
you only killed few million spermatozoons when you jizz during your nap, faglord.
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>>66048337

Nothing especially. He got super butthurt. Fun part I always liked him and was good to him but today he got super angry and when I already forgot it all, he started again. I will never reply to him again and sorry for derailing the thread. My last post concerning him t b h and I did it to reply to him.
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>>66048369

Kek you're a victim of a superior memer t b h. You will never be as awesome as xpozed
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>>66048528

No more posts about it. Yeah he is a top poster. Too bad he gets easily triggered.
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it's started
GERB cucks will vote for this

http://news.bnt.bg/bg/a/zhenite-u-nas-s-po-niski-zaplati-ot-mzhete
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>>66048581
yes, i get triggered from retards talking about serious business.
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>>66048802
this GERB cuck here will vote for Traicho, desu
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Watched the first 5 eps of Narcos and why do you guys call Escobar based? There is nothing likeable about him t b h.

Literal textbook sociopath.
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>>66049079
these are the same guys that call trump putin erdogan or hillary based
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>>66049148

I can list likeable or relateable things about the ones you posted but Pablo has none of them.

He backstabs people. Uses them. Has no moral except his family. For example, Stringer Bell of The Wire was also an asshole but he had many things to relate. Escobar is a one-dimensional textbook cartoony villain.
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>>66049079
Please, go back watching your antiquated hipster stuff and let based shows like Narcos to us
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>>66049265

Narcos is based af but this is not the topic you idiot retarded shit.

My favorite shows are btw Sopranos and Wire. Not hipster stuff.
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>>66049079
hes a great character and a very enjoyable antagonist honestly, the actor is really great i liked him both in elite squad movies and narcos
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>>66049350

>actor is great

Agree. He was already a star in Brazil and I'm happy for him to make it big but Escobar is an asshole t b h.

Btw cucks who is your favorite character from Wire?

Mine is him.
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>>66049448
a v o n
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>>66035268

>tfw 178cm
>tfw nearly 30 years old
>tfw 16 year old kids are no less than 185cm tall now
>even the girls
>tfw hit on by a 18 year old girl who's taller than me

Literally the worst feeling.
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guess what, niggers

https://thehistoryofbyzantium.com/2016/10/12/episode-115-the-rise-of-bulgaria/
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>>66035268
im 190
tfw everyone tall then me
even girl

i walk in bus and girl come in she 195 lol

literally worst feel
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>>66049778
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>>66049314
>Sopranos
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>>66049778
will listen to right meow
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>>66049733
>>tfw hit on by a 18 year old girl
does not compute
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>>66050068

Was visiting a teacher in my old high school on her birthday. She helped me a lot when I was a stupid cunt back then and I just look to repay her with small gifts every year for her birthday. While waiting for her in the visitor's part for the school got hit on by a 4th year. That about covers it.
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>>66050163
You did the right thing right?
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>>66049448
Loved D'angelo.
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>>66049448
the black one
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>>66050163
define "hit"
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My friend is going to Bulgaria tomorrow.
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>>66049733
31yo, 185cm masterrace reporting in to cheer you up

chin up, anon. you could be Effendi.
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>>66049778
>that map
literally
>ugh, i see the sea from here. Lets stop expanding that way and go South.
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>>66050847
say last goodbye to your m8, m8
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>>66050847
I'm going to Macedonia in 8 days from now.
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>>66050847
>>66051010
F
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>>66051010
it was "meh" knowing you.
>>
>>66051053
work related, can't skip

making Macedonia great again
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>>66051010
Are you sent by the government to deliver pasoši?
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>>66051105
>Macedonia
just remember to use "Macedonia" instead "FYROM"
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>>66051179
Hello redit
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>>66051114
I work for the government, yes. I'm gonna deliver knowledge.

>>66051179
hello redit
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>>66051179
no one uses fyrom irl, maybe gayreeks
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>>66050391

No, I've got a girlfriend.

I wouldn't cheat on her.

>>66050771

Came up to me and started some small talk bullshit (got the time, that sort of thing). Was surprised to find out how old I actually was. Then tried to use that like how I could help her out with her last year/graduation. Her friends were standing a bit further away, giggling at how corny it all was.

>>66050895

In truth, I'm average for my generation ('86), but kids these days are growing really fucking tall.
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>>66051243
Not even gayreeks use fyrom. They use Skopia.
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>>66051328
But isn't Skopje like 70% of your country anyways?
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>>66051275
>Was surprised to find out how old I actually was.

so you are tall beardless skinny shit?
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>>66051368
only 50% probably
fucking selyaks, centralization is a mistake
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>>66051371

>skinny

No. Normal.

>beardless

Clean shaven. Have to be for work.

>tall

I just said how I'm the average height.
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>>66051275
I am assuming the girl in your pic is Serbian, right?
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>>66051468
ooh yeah, you were the short one..sorry, i'm getting drunk
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>>66051516

Nah, Bulgarian.

And this one is Romanian.

>>66051523

It's okay.
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>>66051523
Haздpaвe!
>>
gyro is the best fast food desu
>>
BEST GIRL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40iYKfF1Kzg
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Who here watches the GOAT TV series?
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>>66051729
your mother's vagina is the best food
>>
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>>66051762
Кpиcкo, мaмa ти дa eбa нapкoмaнcкa, cтигa cи cи шилвaл мaлoyмнитe пecни y 4чaн
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>>66051729
>fast food
>not just eating white cheese and cucumbers or tomatoes like a real Bulgarian
Fast food is garbage 99% of the time.
>>
>>66051762
Cigan song.
>>
>>66051798
>Who here watches the GOAT TV series?

i watch Westworld too :^)
>>
>>66051883
Westworld is amazing. Dat dere Anthony Hopkins, the cast, the sets, the story... Fuck sake, I got orgasm while watching the first episode.
>>
>>66051798
So you are watching Sliders too?
>>
>>66051852
>>66051822

кoй гo eбe зa пeceнтa, хoмoaвepи
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>>66051598
God damn it.
>>
>>66051942
>I got orgasm while watching the first episode
You were jacking off to them tiddeys weren't you.
>>
>>66051598
This one is not Romanian. Doesn't look like a gypsy to me.
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>>66052022

Why did that disappoint you?

Here, some kind of dance team from Serbia.
>>
>>66052044
Don't forget that Romanians have tons of Bulgarian blood in them :^)
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"mode by"
not sure if this is misspelling
>>
>>66052044
now thats a fresh and original joke bruv
>>
>>66052070
izrodi
>>
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>>66052070
the first chick looks like that uggo daughter of Hristo Stoichkov
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>>66052178
Ti si gei moi chovek. Zastreliai se.
>>
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>>66052070
>girls in high socks
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>>66052236

Yeah, a ton of cake-up makeup does that to a person.

Here, a bit more natural looking girl.

She's Moldavian.
>>
>TИ ЛИ CИ MOETO MOMЧE
>ИЛИ ПИЦA HA ПAPЧE


Б P A B O HOЛAH
P
A
B
O
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>>66052314
Me on the left.
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>>66052256
TONOVE GRIM, SLANINI I KIFLERLAK

DA TA EBA I GOLQMIQ MYJ
>>
>>66052314
>moldovan
>that background

seems about right
>>
>>66052335
>skinny ogre with long hair
Disgusting.
>>
>>66052236
Would you say this is a typical Balkanite looking chick? Because I think it is.
>>
>>66052339
>GOLQMIQ

eй вapнeнcки бeк
>>
>>66052339
PE-DE-RAS
E
|
D
E
|
R
A
S
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>>66052291
they're super comfy btw
>>
>>66052399
>>66052314

No, wait, my bad, she's actually Russian.

Julia Galimova.
>>
>>66052404
not really, she looks werid and hea is too round
balkanites unlike east slavshit dont have typically round slav faces, thank god
>>
>>66052404
this is what average Balkan girls look like
>>
ЩE BИ EБA BCИЧКИE, KURVI!
>>
>>66052640
ei normie, da ne ti doskucha vyv feisa
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>>66052612
i wish ;_;
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>mfw youtube shills that reffo news channel
eew
>>
>>66052674
HE MИ ГOBOPИ TAКA, ЧE CE ИЗHEPBЯM, БE!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>66052640
ИMA ЛИ ПУTКИИИИИИИИИИИИИИИЙЙЙEEEE
>>
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>>66052612
>>66052677

Бoлecници дeгeнepични.
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>>66052505
>balkanites unlike east slavshit dont have typically round slav faces, thank god
Please.
Just look at East European types, except the Volgid. Particularly Osteuropid and West Baltid.
Now compare that to the gypsy looking Dinarid, Carpathid, Pontid, Mediterranid etc..
>>
>>66052687
did it trigger you, Enver :(
>>
>>66052712
ooo zna4i e istina :DDD

govnqr4eee, ot motikarq li 4u za four4an
>>
>>66052687
?
>>
>>66052756
>paleoatlantid
wait what?
>>
>>66052687
Youtube uses ''smart'' shill algorithms. So you must have done something to get that channel shilled to you.
>>
>>66052756
not recognizing shapes is one of the first sing of autism, you should check yourself

east slav faces are obviously way rounder than southern europes in that image
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>>66052825

Not him, but I made the mistake of letting a cousin of mine on my PC once and let them use my browser instead of opening up some shit like Opera or Chrome for them, so when I went to Youtube next time I had some underage retard from Montenegro talking about makeup.

All it takes is one or two videos and you're fucked.
>>
КOИ CTE BИE, БE, MИШКИ? ЗHAETE ЛИ КOЙ CЪM AЗ?!
>>
>>66052677
That ass is too big. She should get in shape.
>>
>>66052981
ти cи нeк'вa гнycнa гeтo мъpшa

>>66052929
ukrainians have the most beautiful women
>>
>>66052916
Uhm..yes that was the point. Which is why your "thank god" should transform itself into "fucking god" that didn't do us favor to make the majority of the population look more like Eastern Euros, rather than...Balkanic gyppos.
>>
>>66052981
nqkoe edgy raparche?
>>
>>66052929
>some underage retard from Montenegro talking about makeup
Is your cousin a girl? If not, i have news for your cousins family. Their boy is a faggot.
>>
>>66052981
мapco бoбкaтa
>>
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>>66053033

Just a shame so many of them turn into gold-digging whores very soon after arriving in some western 1st world country.

>>66053067

Yeah. My aunt's daughter.
>>
>>66053117
what about your wife's son tho?
>>
>>66052505
round slav faces look great on women tho
is there any one who denies ukranian/russian women arent top tier?
>>
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>>66053214

That meme's worthless here.
>>
>>66053217
i do tb h, they are too boring looking
same with nordic women

i genuinely prefer balkan grills the most since they are the most diverse looking, you cant find borderline "nordic" looking chicks too and sexy italian/spanish looking goddesses too

second are the latinas
>>
>>66053217
Ehhh...''Bceки c вкycът cи, кaзaлo кyчeтo и ce oблизaлo пoд oпaшкaтa'' or in short to each his own.
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Well played Bugar..
>>
it's fucking freezing, we did not have an indian summer this year
>>
>>66053522
Back to India gyppo
>>
>>66053522
doesnt that happen in november?
>>
>>66053562
shut up ajvar nigger, you don't have the winters we do
>>
>>66053608
>Bulgarian winters are anything different than Macedonian winters
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>>66053592
we call "gypsy" summer pretty much all the hot days during the autumn

>>66053660
shit here is freezing, it reaches ~ -25 c and more sometiems
>>
>>66053660
>-30 celsius
>show coverage of 120 cm
Yeah, you totally got those winters in Macedonia.
>>
>>66053592
Any warm period after September is called an Indian summer, I think. We'll see, I hope snows don't start in November.

>>66053660
>min temp recorded in Fyrom: −31.5 °C
>min temp recorded in BG: −38.3 °C
Also your climate is drier, do less snow.
>>
>>66053781
>i came.jpg
>>
>>66053660
bugari se sovietski luge
>>
>>66053841
>I hope snows don't start in November
I hope they do. Less rapefugees will be coming here on foot and the ones who try to will be freezing over.
>>
>>66053923
Homo Sovieticus Bulgarus?
>>
>>66053781
>>66053810
>>66053841
We get -20 too.
Sometimes.
>>
>>66053941
fuck snow and fuck winter tb h, i want to live in a tropical paradise

winter and snow is comfy only up to New Year's eve, it becomes fucking depressing right after that
>>
>>66053991
theres a difference between -20 and -30
everything north of Stara Planina becomes a fucking Siberia during the winter

not in recent years tho, ive noticed that the last 2-3 winters were pretty warm
>>
>>66054067
global warming senpai soon we'll be living in deserts fighting for water and oil like mad max
>>
>>66054067
>ive noticed that the last 2-3 winters were pretty warm
Depends where you live. Year after year we get steady -25 here and when shit gets real and it drops beneath -30 and the water pipes start bursting i wish i was living on a tropical island too.
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>be balkanlar
>die of cancer
>>
>>66054161
>living in deserts fighting for water and oil like mad max
That simply can't happen. Waterworld is a more likely scenario.
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>>66054222
once bulgaria, serbia and greece held top 3 worldwide now youre btfod hehe
>>
>>66054211
thakfully i live in Varna so its always around 3-4 degrees warmer here coz of the sea


>>66054161
yeah, i remember that there wasnt even snow for New Year's day 1-2 years ago
>>
>>66054312
oh boy, how will we ever recover
>>
>>66054312
We have new regulations for cigars and places where you can smoke cigars thanks to the EU ...and the cost of cigars doubled.

There are less and less people who smoke now compared to 20 years back.
>>
>>66054331
Are there people in Varna
>>
>>66053923
Actually no, we are not. Outside of cities, you will see what Bulgarians like: 4-story one-family houses and stone walls.
>>
>>66054312

>Montenegro
>having people in their country

That's a fucking lie.

They're all here in Beograd.
>>
>>66054428
some one has to be there to haggle the tourists, until they finally develop robot technology and every one in crna gora can go into hibernation
>>
>>66054331
Yeah but you also have that constant wind.
Cold+wind is worse than just cold.
>>
>>66054422
what?
>>
>>66054479
yeah the wind is terrible, especially since i live in Chaika which is basically on the coast itself.
Somtimes its insufferable
>>
>>66054481
Describe winter-summer in Varna.
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>>66054539
whats there to describe?
>>
Time to sleep,work tomorrow.
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Just tasted Kvas.
Shit's pretty good.
Thanks Bulgaria, for opening your russian themed franchise stores here.
>>66054222
WE FORMER AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN SMOKERS NOW(which is actually literal for some of us)
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>Poland 'taught France how to use fork' says deputy minister amid helicopter row

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37634812
>>
>>66054738
good night
>>
>>66054834
>>66054834
>>66054834
>>
>>66054770
i went to that shop once, they are lying kikes.
bought some candies, then posted picture in /rus/ and it turned out they sold me ukrainian candies, kek
>>
>>66054300
>Waterworld is a more likely scenario.
80% of humanity will be gone by the time the seas rise 5 (five) meters.
>>
>>66054859
technically, it's marketed as east slavic store.
The kvas was made in Belarus.
>>
>>66054539
>winter
City is cold, windy, foggy, wet and empty as fuck ~300,000 people
>summer
fukken hot as shit, r*ussians swarming every last angle this city has, demanding that you speak their """language""", also romanians and occasional br*ts (worst tourists)
~1,000,000 people thanks to tourism
>>


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0vqJFpfPuo
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NEUES
>>66057413
>>66057413
>>66057413
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