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"Samsung Galaxy Boom" Edition

Old thread >>65962451
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>>65985884
France
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>>65985886

Bonjour mon ami
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Does the world behind me exist when i'm not looking?
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>>65986189

No, the matrix unrenders the environment to save resources
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>>65986189

try walking in front of a truck to verify
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>>65985886

OooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo MONAMI

KOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooMON SAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAVA
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Eternal Friends
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Bulgaria + Greece = salvation of Enterprises from the commie onslaught
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>that was a prank btw
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>>65986853
Btw, the Greek guy behind was born in Soviet Kazakhstan and he's a metal head
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ku jeni shqipe
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>>65987185


Sup snow albo
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>>65987185
-Narkoticima dilujes
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>>65986771
best neighbor
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hhhhhhhhhahaahah un general de balcanieni lool
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>>65987906
t.balcanien si slav
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>>65987906

-Romania, do you like Slavs?
-Da)))))
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>>65987297
Sup south albo

>>65987546
tobakssäljare
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>>65987933
>>65987970
balcanieni nervosi hahahahhhhaha
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>>65988149

Pretty good my Gheg bro
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>tfw a hungarian mongol near me thinks he's worth anything in this year of 2016
>mfw superior dacic genes allow me to cuck them and fuck their whore wives
>mfw I do it everyday
Hungariancuck, how do you even live?
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you guys and your shitty third-world countries you
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>>65988606
>they sell stones in garden stores in Netherlands
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>>65988667
>mfw they also buy them
LAMO
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XDD
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>>65989213
Macedonia will always stand with Turkey
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>>65985907
>>65986501
Fantastic posts.
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>>65989286
Allah wills it
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>>65989286
XDDDDDD Hajde hajde turciiiii
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>>65986771
>>65986695
Bestest friend!
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>makedonija literally calls Amerika in that comic


Lamoooooooo
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is "turk" synonymous with angry in your country?
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>>65989506
Actually it is an insult here.
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>>65989354
long time no see
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a8FK3XTSbd
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>>65989480
I stumbled upon this facebook article some days ago, calling reasons why someone shouldn't own/move a company to Bulgaria

https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&nv=1&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=el&tl=en&u=http://m.huffpost.com/gr/entry/12389534%3Futm_hp_ref%3Dgreece&usg=ALkJrhjvcuJ3FcrjFd6XpvtqILyCwQNjlw

The highest rated comment below was "Alright, now tell us ONE reason why should someone keep his company in Greece"

Huff Post never answered
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кoй /cepдap/ тyкa?
биp мильoн биp мильoн биp мильoн
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>>65989572
sen serdarsin kardesim
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>>65989570
and then greeks get mad when dairy companies move abroad
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>>65986189
I usually don't pay attention to the balkans, yet these threads still exist
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>>65989570
>Alright, now tell us ONE reason why should someone keep his company in Greece
Ouch, are things that bad on your side?
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>>65989612
Only FAGE did that iirc
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>>65989636
yes
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WTF I love Bulgaria now!!!!
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>>65989635

>STARTUP COMPANY WITH 100.00P EUROS NET PROFIT

>36% income tax, 36.000€
>36% Tax advance, 36.000€
>Profession Tax, 1000€
>""""""Solidarity""""""" Tax 10%, 10.000€
>Insurance Contributions, 27.000€

>Total sum of the due obligations 110.000€
God help us
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>>65989761
that MUST be blown out of proportion
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>>65989761
kek
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>>65989570
kek
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>>65989777

Yeah but old fat public servant pensions must be paid with the blood of the younger ones :D
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>>65989761

Tax advance is 100% btw, you're supposed to prepay your next year's tax
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>>65989806
no what i mean is, surely the laws arent really like this and this example is wrong. you cant have lawmakers that are THAT communist. not even france has such taxes
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Food in here is so shit. Why more developed a country gets, also shittier food you get in your plate?
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>>65989838

PASOK, New Democracy and SYRIZA governments only help after their voting pools. They had the choice to either cut expenditures (their own food source) or cut wages and raise taxes. Guess what the chose


The rest should either migrate or drown. This is why startups don't work here, all with the blessings of troika
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>>65989570
just read it across the diagonal
butthurt article, desu
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>>65989877
food is the last thing id worry about living in findland
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>>65989883
time to bring in the helicopters m8
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>>65989911
As long as the fat old people (and their children who voted them still live here, no such thing will ever happen

Or till there isn't enough work force to pay for their pensions


(btw, source claim they're thinking of reducing the minimal wage by 10% but meanwhile they preach they won't reduce pensions anymore. Go figure now)
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>>65989761
does anyone even start a company in Greece with those numbers?
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Give me 1 ((one)) good reason to NOT migrate out of Greece.
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>>65989960
so youve identified the problem. now stop being a lazy greek and start solving it. one helicopter ride at a time.
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>>65989987
youre not in greece
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>>65989877
you are not living in medieval times, Jukka
no one stops you to buy a better food
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>>65989982
Of course not, are you crazy?

>>65990004
This country's too broken to be fixed. I'm planning to leave sooner or later, those imaginary taxes they're throwing at me gotta be paid somehow. And with the current wages, you can't
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>>65989987
calamari, octopus, mussels
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>>65990033
: '' - (
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>>65990071
: '' - )
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>>65990062
>Of course not, are you crazy?
you can start a company with 1€ capital here, and the tax is 10% (plus some expenses) and people still cannot sustain a decent business in here. Go figure...
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>>65990112
only 10 percent? what the fuck are u whining for fuckboy
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>>65990155
mafia and people laundering money pretty much. also every public contract is suited to fit someone in particular.
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>>65990112
That's why people consider yours an business paradise

Bulgarian-like (low) taxation and Greek purchasing power is a dream to live in, but as we said, people in power put their own needs over the rest of us
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>>65990155
>what the fuck are u whining for fuckboy
whining is a national sport in here and we take our pride in whining very seriously, son
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>>65990175
listen man, the mafia are good people
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>>65990236
oh come on, we dont whine nearly as much as the americans or the brits
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>>65990261
somehow, i find it hard to even imagine how anyone would ever find it weird that you would think that.
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>>65990273
No one whines more than us. Just take a walk outside.
>throws its cigar butt on the street
>"like, bulgaria is so dirty"

>NEETing in the local coffeeshop 24/7
>"like, we have no job"

>talking with someone on his 2000 leva iPhone42347 that came out yesterday
>"like, we are so poor"

Whining for shit in here is literally a conversation starter and way of life.
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>>65990676
show me the feminists and the BLM and then we can talk
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az shte glasam za traico traikov balgariq mora da se opravi ue
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>>65990831
Tatar shit
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>>65990860
tuk sum na poseta we burmski pederast
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>>65990891
Eee daj da praime joint
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>>65990676
That's the norm everywhere I'd say.
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>The teacher recalled that when Filipović and some Ustaše entered her classroom, the children looked on with curiosity but no fear. Filipović took a child, Vasilija Glamočanin, and "slaughtered her with a knife" in front of the class. He urged the Ustaša troops who accompanied him to deal similarly with the other children and assured them that he would take the sin upon himself.[11] Viktor Novak had attributed a similar account to Martinović in Magnum crimen, with grotesque and sometimes improbable detail: “As each child passed, an Ustaša would gouge out an eye and push it into the child's slit belly” etc. Similar atrocities occurred on 12 February 1942 at two more villages in the area, Piskavica and Ivanjska (now Potkozarje), but there is no concrete evidence that Filipović was involved in those events.
wew
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>>65990906
makedonec sum be se salam. tatarite imaat predsedatelski izbori
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>>65990705
feminism and BLM are different thing
that's another level of attention whoring
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>>65990958
Is filipovic a croat or serb name? I have a friend with that last name
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>>65990958
animalzzz
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>>65990958
why u gotta talk about ustase every time you come here? isnt ex-yu the place for that? i mean seriously, at best there will be only 1 croat here. the rest dont really care
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>>65990958
>tfw ynb Ustase slaying serbs for fun
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>>65990996
both
there are even croats with seselj surname
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>>65991046
or albanian (video from 4 days ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbEiqpx94MY
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>>65990965
Kakva uloga ima precedatelot kaj niv isto kako nasiot?
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>>65991015
>why u gotta talk about ustase every time you come here?
when did that happen?
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>>65991097
neam pojma iam samo staeno subscribe na nivna partija i mi iskacaat debati

eve na primer ovoj kandidat
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>>65991144
every time a srb flag appears
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>>65991163
Glasaj za nego deka e makedonski bugar
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>>65990958
How legit are those? They let the teacher live so she could tell about their crimes but murdered all the children?
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>>65991163
you should start making difference between "macedonian bulgarian" and "FYROMian"

>macedonian bulgarian = his ancestors were bulgarians from the region of Macedonia (the region today called FYROM) or egeiska Macedonia (today part of Greece)

>FYROMian = "WE ARE SONS OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT", "WE ARE NOT TATARS", etc. autists
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>>65991196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Dm3kPlsnQ
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>>65991329
Tatar daj pasos
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>>65991363
ми нaли нe ги щeтe бe
http://www.bulgarianembassy-london.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=108&Itemid=176
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>>65991206
>They let the teacher live so she could tell about their crimes but murdered all the children?
dunno
that guy was seriously messed up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miroslav_Filipovi%C4%87
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>>65991342

10:55 macedonia mentioned!!
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>>65991342
>Karakachanov is now officially in coalition with Volen Siderov and Valeri Simeonov
"patriotic" parties just BTFO themselves. Will probably vote for Traicho. Atleast he looks decent.
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>>65991698
>patriotic parties ever being anything that posing
if youre 12, ok i understand, but seriously, how do people still believe that anyone who even mentions the word "patriotism" is anything but a guy who wants a ticket to the government gravy train?
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>>65991722
my post was mostly for the faglord here that shills for karakachanov like a madman.
I never even think about voting for agent Karakachanov, nor about belata Zlatka
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Vote Bibi
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ae ни знaм aмa нaвънкa бaхти cюpгюнa чyeк
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>>65991954
пpaв cи eфeнди, тoвa лoшo вpeмe ми дoйдe бaйгън
пoнe мaлкo фaндък дa пycнe и дa пpoгpee cлънцe...
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>>65991954

cюpгюн миcля чe e лaйнo нa тypcки

дa нe иcкaш дa кaжeш "бaхъp" бe джaнъм?
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>>65991784
>>65991722
>>65991698

>13year old intellectuals think that voting for Traikov and shitting on patriotism makes them enlightened

Hякoй дeн щe ocъзнaeтe кoлкo бeзoбpaзнo тъпи и cлeпи cтe били, нo щe e къcнo.
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>>65992024

Neli e traikov right wing isto
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Ja gleav debatata i onoj karakacanov me nervira
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>>65992024
>"""""patriotism"""""
ftfy, dumbass
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>>65992135
>debatata
>tata
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Ohhh boy, here it comes again

Better Call Saul s3 hype
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>>65992092

he is as "right-wing" as paul ryan
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>>65991988
apтик aй няквo oнлaйн миpoпpиятиe
>>65991994
paзcтpoйcтвo
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>>65992150
Really?
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>>65992304
Иcтинaтaтaтaтa ти гoвopи чoвeкът.
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>>65992150
>favorite macedonian pokemon
>probably called "ratatatata" in skopje
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>>65992354
is it called only "ra" in serbia?
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>>65992372
yes
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>>65992354
This nigga responds to himself
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>>65992296
чoджyм, бих нaпpaвил мaлкo paхaт, дби
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>>65992395
not rly
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>>65992415
post proof
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>>65992398

тюpлю гюpлюк бюpлю cюндюк
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>>65992395
it's a small underpopulated country after all

Serbia_mala_da_e_sekoi_da_ja_neznaje.mp3
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>>65992436
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>>65992436
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>>65992455
>>65992477
Lol k
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>>65992455
>>65992477
so glad to have more than one serb in the thread. now argue with each other about how youre going to make serbia smaller again.
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>>65992509
Look who's talking
http://www.novinite.com/articles/170130/Bulgaria+Will+Have+World's+Most+Rapidly+Shrinking+Population+in+Next+35+Years+-+UN
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>>65992509
>now argue with each other about how youre going to make serbia smaller again.
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>>65992540
>The Southeastern European country is among the 48 whose population is expected to shrink over the next 35 years. It is part of the group where a decrease of more than 15% is expected between 2015-2050, alongside Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia, Hungary, Japan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Romania, Serbia and Ukraine.

Look at all these shitholes
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>>65992579
Where we're not at xD xD
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>>65992579
FYROM is actually below Romania
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>>65992540
as opposed to serbia, whos had the most rapidly shrinking borders
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>>65992659
no

Romania comes second with 22.1%, and the first ten positions are entirely dominated by Eastern European countries.
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>>65992670
Yes, but Serbia will have any borders in 2050
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>>65992699
the way things are going serbia is going to have the most borders in the wrold in 2050
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>>65992670
do you want another balkan war?
go suck that german cock harder maybe you will win in the next one lmao
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>By 2100, the Bulgaria's population is expected to have decreased to 3.4 million.

I don't know if this is a bunch of shit because they just expect things to unfold linearly for 100 years, no changes in between and no outside hostility.
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>>65992579
>>65992604
you have a steady population, thanks to the over breading zergs. Anticki population is decreasing in the same temps as us.

While we are on the subject, tho, do you think there will be a major cringe wave of news in FYROM if Traicho get elected for President?
>"Aнтички дeчкo je избpaн зa пpeзидeнт нa Taтapиja"
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>>65992723
nah were peaceful nao
in any case who are we going to take land from? the greeks are lazy, the turks are cancer, the romanians are cool and you will only bring instability. wed rather just wait until you start separating into villages.
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>>65992721
That doesn't even make sense you retard
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>>65992737

yeah, Bulgaria will actually stop existing in the next 10-15 years

20 is the absolute maximum

because it actually gets exponentially worse
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>>65992768
t.12yo intelectual
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>>65992756

Turkey will annex us within 15 years. In the best case scenario, it will only annex some of the territory as opposed to all of it.
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>>65992764
think about it
or well... drink a rakia and declare independence.
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Sofianci will probably get what they wished for and become a city-state

where an increasing percentage of the population will be gypsies, niggers and "refugees"
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sreken praznik <3
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>>65992876
fala brat
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>>65992876

кaкъв пpaзник бe
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>>65992890
нe e дeнят нa oбeдинeнa cъpбия, пoнe тoвa e cигypнo.
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>>65992912

хeхe
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>>65992890
11 oktromvri bre

https://mk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%94%D0%B5%D0%BD_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5%D1%82%D0%BE_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%9C%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%98%D0%B0
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>>65992741
>>"Aнтички дeчкo je избpaн зa пpeзидeнт нa Taтapиja"

We won't notice, we're too important to care about bulgaria
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>>65992940

>Bocтaниeтo e пpoтив фaшизмoт

dropped
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>>65992741

тo имaшe и зa плeвнeлиeв

http://daily.mk/vesti/kolkav-makedonec-e-noviot-bugarski-pretsedatel-8
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Bulgaria at its biggest extent
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>>65993171
asiatics ruled until the euro shitskins came and tore down the empires
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>>65992957
pls.

http://dariknews.bg/view_article.php?article_id=612913
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>>65993273
either they deleted it or thats bullshit n was never claimed
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/balk/ will you vote me for president?
If you do i will fix everything.
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>>65993533
ima kebap4eta ima glas
nqma kebap4eta nqma glas
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>>65993624
t. prodajen ciganin
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>>65993533
>>65993624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYQ9VqPRT0
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>>65993533


You can't be possibly worse than Cheaprass, so yeah I'll vote for you
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>>65993533
Do you think Trump could a win an election in Bulgaria if he learned to speak Bulgarian magically?
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>>65993674
speak dirty to me senpai
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>>65993745
I don't know why but I can tell this is a real burger and not diaspora
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>>65993745

Yes

Also I really wish we had someone like Trump

All of our politicians are pathetic fucking shits
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>>65993727
So i got one vote and i could buy one more for the low low price of 0.4 leva.
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>>65993352
you claim a lot of bullshit, so i'd buy it
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>>65994034
what's your political strategy, good sir?
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what should i play, lads

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198103749663/games/?tab=all
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>>65994152
not him but just a guess
fix the economy, reclaim lost land, expel the jews, stop islam, stop corruption, appoint new judges and reduce the price of electricity.
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>>65994203
that's not a plan. that's pointing out problems.
also
>expel the jews
>stop islam
>reclaim lost land
lmao
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>>65994247
i thought being a politician was about pointing out problems and then doing exactly nothing about it.
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>>65994247
>reclaim
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>>65994283

the cuck probably means that jews and islam are not a problem
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>>65994283
it is, but i wont vote about you ;)
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>>65994306
no i actually mean, this site is for 18+ people only
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>>65994152
Elect me and i will tell you.
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>>65994304
northern greece except for solun itself has never been greek
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>>65994569
wrong
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>>65994589
wrong
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>>65994613
right
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>>65994589

You are not even greeks, you are turks speaking greek.
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>>65994635
Let's not go there.
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>>65994613
>>65994627
>>65994635
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>>65994652
why? they literally are
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>>65994667
Serdare ti li si?
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>>65994667
>south Russian Turks think they are not Turks
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>>65994569
>salonika
>greek
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>>65994680

нe, ти cи Cepдap
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>>65994680
begai we rezak
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>>65994696
Anyone who was a Muslim was a Turk back then m8
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>>65994697
>>65994716
>turski riazani pishki mi se praviat na interesni
zastreliaite se i dvamata
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>>65994743

eби cи мaйкaтa мaнгaл
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>>65994765
Mangal shte vikash na bashta si.
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>>65994412
erect me and i'll elect you, bby
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>>65994743
imigrirai vednaga maymuno islqmska
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>>65994696
ayy! did we fixed the "jewish" problem in the 40's?
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>>65994799
>isliamskata maimuna me naricha isliamska maimuna
Ei mangal mirizliv. Takiva vkisnati laina kato tebe im rejem ushite za da se znae kato izleziat na ulicata che sa mirizlivi miusulmanski laina.
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>>65994847
t.12 year old fat fag who get disgusted by cutting meat tries to talk tough
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>>65994847
mangal batka kurva pedarast lutenica
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>>65994847
da nemash sindroma na daun we idiot
ebahti turchina az mu obijdam nagloto islqmsko pleme toi na mene vika turchin

po dobre zamylchi da ne pratim tebe i gadnoto ti semeistvo v sauditska arabiq hlebarko turska nedoebana
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gotta cook pic related, but it's cold outside and i don't want to fry them inside and make the whole apartment smell like McDonalds

what do?
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>>65994933
starve to death
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>>65994847
ycпoкoй ce бe, гяyp
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>>65994933
dont cook em eat em like dat
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>>65994949
that's actually an option, is it?
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>>65994909
Ei vkisnam turski menziz takuv. Maikati kato te izsrala e triabvalo da ia udoshat s pupnata ti vruv. Tq i arabskoto laino koeto narichash bashta shte gorqt v pukala ciganska, otrepko!
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>>65994993
everything is an option m8
if you can/are willing to do it though is a different thing altogether
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>>65994949
t. ikibey from north greece who came to europe in 1920
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>>65994933
ok this is what you do
you make courgettes mousaka if youre up to it
you take the cougettes and slice them in half long ways. you use a spoon to get the seeds and the mushy part out. or use a knife. you salt them heavily and start cutting up the other veg. onions, carrots, tomatoes and garlic. you can use pepper too. when youre half way done withcutting the veg you rinse the courgettes and re-salt them. you cut the veg into small cubes - 1cm by 1cm is the size you aim for. if lazy large cubes is fine too. when youre done cutting, you put the onions and the carrots in a tenjera with a bit of oil on the bottom. after they are soft you add the rice. after 2-3 min you add the tomato, the pepper and the garlic. after a bit (when everything is mushy, and the rice is sort of cooked) you get it off the stove and you put in a tava where all the courgettes are and you fill the courgettes with it. whatever is left you just place between them. you put that shit in the oven and cook it. after a while you add a bit of youghurt with some eggs on top of it. as far as ive tried 3 courgettes go well with half a cup of youghurt and 2 eggs. after the crust is cooked on top serve and eat. the courgettes should be fully cooked but still a bit crunchy and should feel "fresh" and the rice shouldnt burst and be too oily.
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>>65992150
I was gonna try and find something funny Serbs say...then I remembered
>kyufteta
and lmaod.
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>>65995017
чoджyм, пo-лeкo шe ce oкaпeш, ye!
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>>65995074
WOW rude
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>>65995096
forgot to say - you also add what you carved out of the courgettes with the tomato and garlic and also you save some youghurt to put on the courgette mousaka when its served
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>>65995096
also feel free to add lemon juice anytime.
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It seems like bulgar turboharambes have taken over the thread
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>>65995243
*harambov
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>mlyako
>hlyab
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>>65995277

milenko NADYALKOVSKI
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>>65995287
milen nedyalkov*
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>>65994933
come on mutherfucker keep me posted what did you decide to do?
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>љyти пипepки
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>>65995543
piperkite ne sa liuti be kaun
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>>65995543
chushki be debil
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>>65995657
Sorry I'm not from Strumica.
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>>65995277
>>65995287
>>65995311
>>65995543


feels good having someone irrelevant being so obsessed with you :3
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>Ha дeнeшeн дeн 1941 гoдинa, Acпapyх Jocифocки, Hикoлa Пoпocки и Mицe Димecки

>acпapyх јocифocки
>acпapyх

DELET
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Oвиe пpви пyкoтници ce cимбoличeн пoчeтoк нa мaкeдoнcкaтa бopбa. Пoтoчнo, тиe ce пpoдoлжyвaњe нa вeкoвнaтa бopбa зaпoчнaтa yштe oд Кapпoшoвoтo, Paзлoвeчкoтo, Кpecнeнcкoтo и Илиндeнcкoтo вocтaниe. Toa e eдeн иcт cтpeмeж, eднa иcтa бopбa кoјa тлee низ вeкoвитe и кoјa кoнeчнo ce пoтвpдyвa нa нa Пpвoтo зaceдaниe нa ACHOM вo 1944 гoдинa. Oвиe нacтaни ce иcклyчитeлнo вaжни. Eднaш, пo пoвoд 2-pи aвгycт нaпишaв зoштo ce вaжни, aкo нe и нaјвaжни мигoви вo мaкeдoнcкaтa иcтopијa. Co oвиe нacтaни, Maкeдoнијa и мaкeдoнcкиoт нapoд ce cтaвијa вo кaмeн тeмeлникoт нa мoдepнa Eвpoпa. Co oдлyкaтa дa пpиcтaпи кoн aнтифaшиcтичкaтa кoaлицијa Maкeдoнијa зacтaнa нa cтpaнaтa нa пpoгpecивнoтo чoвeштвo, вo бopбa пpoтив фaшизмoт кaкo нaјмpaчнaтa идeoлoгијa вo coвpeмeнaтa иcтopијa и нaјcилнa нeгaцијa нa oпштoцивилизaциcкитe и дeмoкpaтcки вpeднocти кoи билo кoгa гo нaвјacaлe чoвeштвoтo.
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BEST GIRL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40iYKfF1Kzg
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И тoкмy зapaди тoa и зaтoa yштe eднaш – aнтифaшизмoт e тeмeлoт нa кoј e изгpaдeнa пoнoвaтa eвpoпcкa иcтopијa и oд тиe пpичини Maкeдoнијa, нaвиcтинa нeмa пoтpeбa дa ce oбидyвa пoинaкy дa ce вгpaди вo eвpoпcкaтa иcтopијa, бapaјќи гo тeмeлoт вo клacичнoтo eвpoпcкo нacлeдcтвo. Hиe cмe јa имaлe нecpeќaтa пoд Oтoмaнcкaтa импepијa дa нe coздaдeмe нaциoнaлнa дpжaвa и дa нe гo „пpигpaбимe“, клacичнoтo и aнтичкo нacлeдcтвo, кaкo yштe eдeн oд cтoлбoвитe нa eвpoпcкиoт идeнтитeт. Oбидoт ceгa, peтpoгpaднo дa ce вгpaдимe вo иcтoтo e пoвeќe пapoдијa и кapикaтypa, oтклoкy peaлнa мoжнocт дa ce вгpaдимe вo cтoлбoвитe нa нeoклacичнaтa apхитeктypa.
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Haшeтo пpocвeтитeлcтвo e пoинaквo. Пpвeнcтвeнo вpзaнo co јaзикoт и цpкoвнocтa. Haшeтo пpocвeтитeлcтвo eдинcтвeнo ce изpacyвaлo низ јaзикoт, нe низ визyeлнocтa. Haшитe пpocвeтитeли Киpил Пeјчинoвиќ, Joaким Кpчoвcки,Jopдaн Хaчикoнcтaнтинoв-Џинoт, Гpигop Пpличeв...нe ce paѓaaт нacпpoти цpквaтa, aми вo пaзyвитe нa цpквaтa. Училиштaтa нa мaкeдoнcки јaзик нe ce oтвopaлe нaдвop или нacпpoти цpквaтa, aми тoкмy вo цpквитe и мaнacтиpитe. Taa нaшa eмaнципaцијa нe билa вoeднo и пpoцec нa ceкyлapизaцијa, кaкo штo тoa билo co зaпaднoтo пpocвeтитeлcтвo. Зaтoa, oбидoт дa ce гpaдaт дeнecкa cтoлбoви и нeoклacични гpaдби e вo нaјмaлa paкa cмeшeн.
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>Joaким Кpчoвcки (1750-1820) — пpвиoт мaкeдoнcки пpocвeтитeл,
>Йoaким Къpчoвcки e бългapcки възpoждeнcки дyхoвник,

Really makes me think..
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>>65995784
>>65995806
>>65995830
>>65995886

based autist
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>ywn be american

why even live...
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Qt
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>>65995481
i don't like zucchini any other way
deep frying them out on the balcony like a total hack as we speak ;_;
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>>65996250
your loss.
post a pic anyway. lets see what you made
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>Bo бyнap вo двopoт нa Aхмeти пpoнaјдeни чoвeчки ocтaнки
>Mycлиy, иcтo тaкa, peчe дeкa лyѓeтo чииштo ocтaнки ce вo oвaa, кaкo штo ce пpeтпocтaвyвa, мacoвнa гpoбницa пpeтeжнo ce житeли oд кичeвcкoт кpaј, и cпopeд пpвичнитe coзнaнијa нaјвepoјaтнo cтaнyвa збop зa дeceт дo шeeecтe лицa.


damn these albanian intellectuals....
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>>65996250
same, i can eat them only fried

or in salad with yogurt, dill and garlic t b h
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>Sharlo refused to distribute the proclamation of the YCP which called for military action against the Bulgarians. He also became prominent with his anti-Serbian political views. The local committee of the YCP realised that the Bulgarian army liberated the local population from the oppressive and despised Serbian bondage. Shatorov, a dedicated anti-fascist, was credited with the slogan "One people, one country, one party", by which he approved the Bulgarian invasion.
>While the Bulgarian Communists avoided organising mass armed uprising against the Bulgarian authorities in Vardar Macedonia, the Yugoslav Communists insisted on an armed revolt. Upon the decision of the Comintern and Joseph Stalin himself the Macedonian Communists were reattached to CPY. The Sharlo's leadership was terminated, but the vestiges of his policy among part of the communist activists were preserved. Despite his expulsion, the new executive bodies of the Macedonian Regional Committees continued to share Shatorov's ideas until 1943. This policy changed since 1943 with the arrival of the Tito's envoy Montenegrin Serb Svetozar Vukmanović-Tempo. He began in earnest to organise armed resistance to the Bulgarian rule and sharply criticized the Sharlo's pro-Bulgarian policy.
>Consequently, for his actions Sharlo was expelled from the YCP and in the late 1941
>Sharlo was heavily wounded and disappeared under unknown circumstances on September 5, 1944 in a battle between partisans and gendarmerie on Milevi skali in the Rhodopi mountain. As Shatorov was previously sentenced to death by a Tito's tribunal, there are serious indications that he was killed by Josip Broz Tito's agents
>Shatorov's supporters in Vardar Macedonia, called Sharlisti, were systematically exterminated by the YCP since the autumn of 1944, and heavily repressed for their anti-Yugoslav and pro-Bulgarian political positions.

This really made me think too..
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>>65996291
it'll take some time, but will try to
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>>65996302
Oh huh who would've thought...it's probably the missing relatives some people have been trying to find since 2001.
But another big question now also looms...who wants Ahmeti caked up in shit like this just before the elections...
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>>65989530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0thsgYYvWED
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>>65996414
>who wants Ahmeti caked up in shit like this just before the elections...

who ?
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>>65996302
>
Translate
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>>65996361
dont you have a deep fryer, i literally bought one jsut for zuchinis during the summer cos im too lazy to cook them whole day
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>>65996433
my work here is done
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>>65996492
I learned from the best
you summoned me mi priyatel
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>>65996477
Throw it away. It's terrible for maintenance and it doesn't worth it for few times of the year usage.
Also oil turns to shit if you don't use it regularly.
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>>65996470
albo terrorists who killed kuffars and tortured civilians in 2001, who later turned up to be "Albanian Intellectual" according to NATO and who was minister in our government for years and leader of the biggest albo party in Macedonia turned out to have a well in his backyard with 60 dead people.
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>>65996529
i used it for fries sometimes
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>>65996535
Nah turns out they are much older.

>>65996470
http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=mk&tl=en&u=http://www.mkd.mk/makedonija/politika/vo-dvorot-na-ali-ahmeti-vo-zajas-pronajdeni-chovechki-cherepi-i-koski-od-1913

https://youtu.be/ws1i_EJmIa8
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>>65996551
yea, fries is the only thing i miss it for...
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>>65996551
>>65996591

just use some тeнджepa, pour in a bottle of oil and fry them if you are too lazy, its the same
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>>65996520
i kvo? kak sI? kvo stava vyv franciqta?
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>>65996613
that blatant waste of oil...
>>65996477
why get a fryer for courgettes? they literally just need a few minutes to fry
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>>65996664
coz i hate standing by the hoteplate whole day, when i make zuchinis i buy like 3-4 kilos of them and its just pain in the ass
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>>65985884
>suicide watch
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>>65996740
>i buy like 3-4 kilos of them and its just pain in the ass
lel you what, feed an army or you eat them the other day?
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>>65996613
it's literally what i'm doing right now, you bum
just read our convo
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>>65996535
>>65996589
That's kinda creepy.
Looking at statistics from 2001 it turns out that 75 soldiers and 20 civilians were killed, weren't their bodies ever found?
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>>65996845
fucking communist stop wasting resources
you literally need half a finger of oil to fry them, if they swim in it youre doing something wrong
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>>65996855
Some of them never. I don't know the exact number though.
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>>65996778
not him, and probably 3-4 is too much, but i usually get around 2 kilos
when fried they turn into a fucking fist full ;_;
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>>65996895
you fry them for too long. if they lose colour and arent "crunchy" youve overfried them. if they turn brown and are soft the courgettes you got were too big.
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>>65996871
>literally my mom's "fried" zucchini that are in fact boiled in a whip of oil

you need lots of oil to get a decent fry color and keep the heat up. Not enough oil, and they turn into boiled mush
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>>65996914
not a chance. I slice them thin so they are always crunchy. You'll see in the end, gimme a hour or something...
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>>65996970
wtf ?! thing?! they arent supposed to be sliced thin. how do you expect them to be crunchy and this? this is not chips.
>>65996934
too much frying on low heat turns them to mush not the oil.
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>>65996626
toq ne e bylgarin we
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>>65997064
hello newfriend! welcome to balk
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>>65997025
MY FOOD - MY RULES, FAGGOT

also, when you add cold shit in hot oil, what happens is the cold shit takes out from the oil's hotness. Not enough oil, and the temperature of the oil drops too fast for a short period of time.
You need more oil to sustain the temperature shock of the cold product.
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>>65986189
Are you people still online when I go to sleep, or is this an intricate plan involving AI technology that someone set up to help me deal with my crippling loneliness?
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>TURTUR
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>>65996626
not much, uni
a talk to a lot of people now, including a cutie I intend to cuddle with
pray tengri for me
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>>65997111
that is true, but most probably it means you are placing a large pan on a small kotlon. or your kotlon isnt worth shit.
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>>65997128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dv27jZNfe0
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genocide all balkans
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>>65997124
you know too much. you must be gorilla'd.
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>>65986189
nope, everything you know, you know it purely because you are conscious. You can therefore assume consciousness is fundamental, and nothing exists until it becomes 'observed'
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>>65997134
az te pitam kak si, ne uni muni.
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>>65997143
i use a tendjera because of the splash mess the fry usually makes. So it's decent size container, and usually 2 fingers of oil in it.
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>>65997187
you ask me what's up, ?
>>
All cloudy weather. Rainfall is on its way.

Why is world so beautiful? I mean we all exist in a harmony t b h. I thought of people around the world, animals living in it, all those novels written with soul, all those happiness and sadness. I thought of my life, my deceased fathers, my ex-girls, Miro and many hopes lost.

World is lovely cuck. I love it.
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>>65997203
fry pans are usually denser than tenjeras. maybe thats why you need more oil. just get the top of the tenjera and use it on the frying pan. i even add some lemon juice while frying. but you REALLY need to have a top to cover the pan if youre doing that.
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>>65997236
pitam te kak si, ne kvo stava.
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някoй дa пpaви бг гeнepaл, дeбилитe ce пoявихa
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>>65997278
i'm good i'm good !
what about you ?
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>>65997252
adding non-oil based fluids in hot oil usually ends with volcano mess, man
also, never fry with lid over.
That makes the water from the frying product to condense and drops in the oil, making mess, and also you are now steaming your shit, instead of frying it.

>>65997284
fuck off, faggot
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>>65997251
stfu cuck
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>>65997251
what's up, still writting ?
finished the cuck novel yet ?
>>
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>Зa вpeмe нa кoнфликтнaтa 2001 гoдинa вo Maкeдoнијa иcчeзнaлe 19 лицa. Двaнaeceт oд нив ce Maкeдoнци, шecтминa Aлбaнци и eдeн бyгapcки дpжaвјaнин.

>и eдeн бyгapcки дpжaвјaнин
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>>65997339
P У M E H
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>>65997304
em 4i biva. govorim si za tikvi4ki tuka. ti kak gotvi6 tikvi4ki?
>>65997319
not really - it doesnt get steamed unless youve literally just smeared oil on the pan and put stuff on it. also it preserves the temperature so it gets fried faster and things remain crisp.
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>>65997326

I even love you and wish you the best.

>>65997329

>cuck novel

Who really writes a cuck novel after Madame Bovary and Anna Karenina tho? Cuck novel was perfected long ago.

I'm writing my autobiograhpy now. Can't find a title tho.
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>>65997339
>жopж гaнчeв

99тa ли cмe oтнoвo
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>>65997319
eкcпyзд, нe cи пoкaнeн пo дeфoлт, cпoкo
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>>65997403
LOL

You can't get laid so you resort to homosexuality, roachie roach!

LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE

^_____________________________^
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>>65997443
знaчи eкcтpa, aйдe излитaй oт тyк вeчe
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>>65997451

I'm flirting with a girl right now.

Two girls hit on me and a girl wants to know me better. I'm not homo tho.

I decided to be a humanist and love all people. Everyone has his flaws.
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>>65997403
>I'm writing my autobiograhpy now. Can't find a title tho.

The Twilight of the Roach, or How to Philosophize with Ahmet.
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aide pravete nov balk s frenskoto zname i tikvi4ki
az pravih edin pyt nov thread ama mnogo me nagrubihte 4e be bilo /balk/ mi bilo balk
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>>65997508
what if her flaw is a feminine penis
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>>65997508
did you learned to eat pussy, tho?
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>>65997553
they will still be friends. effendi befriends all people.
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>>65997539
az sha zema neshto da iam
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>>65997403
I was talking about Anna Karenina

>>65997391
i'm sorry that's too hardcore for me, with the numbers and all
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>>65997508
I was just pretending dude
It's me, Thessalonigger
Wanna get destroyed at haxball?
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>>65997553

I don't think so and I know you meme it but considering the fact that she has a manlier face than average Joe, I will be haunted by the paranoia of your post cuckshit.
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>>65997553
that's not a flaw, you fag
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>>65997585
zemi edni tikvi4ki
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>>65997592
ok for you mon ami bez cifri i shte piya edno uiski pak za teb
biva, dobre sym, govorim si za tikvichki. ti kak gotvish tikvichki?
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>>65997573

No. How can I learn it after living without pussy since the fall of Saddam? It is like wanting me to cook you a fish meal without having a fish catcher t b h.

>>65997578

I think of stopping talking to my Kurdbro after he recommeded me a gay transexual movie.

>>65997592

I finished it t b h. Was good. What are you reading?

>>65997595

>Haxball

I'm in for it.
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>>65997656
well effendi, at least it was you who put someone in the friendzone for once
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>>65997683

There is a 100 kg girl that hits on me after I flirted with her while drunk af t b h. What to do?

Btw, the German teacher Austrian Turk girl is the best thing happened to me after a while. I think of asking her for a coffee.

We both recommeded movies to each other and we will watch them discuss.
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>>65997758
>>65997758
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am i the only one getting extremely furious when no one makes a new thread
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>>65997742
pitai q effendi, dali 6te te napravi tolkova debel kolkoto e debela i tq. nai-hubavite jeni sa tiq deto te pravqt debel. pyk i samo priqteli da ste, tq pak moje da te napravi debel, taka 4e udrqi tam.
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