Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>65922261
FÖRST FÖR SVEA RIKE

こんにちは。

disgusting

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>>65922261
brooo you're going WILD over her feet

ハロウィーンはもうすぐです

>>65922261
乙

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if you bann me, I win.

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>>65922462

>>65922462
arent you the german footfag?

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>>65922612
uuh maybe

https://youtu.be/6tKvRqzeXnE?t=1m11s

http://junkuwabara.com/?p=2848
これに気づいてない日本人は永遠に英語を話せるようにはならない。
The Japanese who don't notice this will never be able to speak English.

>>65922711
I always liked the lyrics to this one.

desu Clappo is better though

>>65922757
今そのブログ読んだけど確かにそういう面もあるね
日本人って何か完璧にできないとダメみたいなところがあるけどそうじゃなくて上手くできなくても恥ずかしい失敗を繰り返しても一生懸命やる必要があると思う
英語も同じだと思う つたない不完全な英語でもとにかくコミュニケーションをとる それを繰り返すことによって上達すると思う

debate tonight

>>65923682
debate of what?

>>65923682
Don't care

>>65923682
Yes.For example?

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>>65923682
>6 more hours to go

>>65923785
Why?

>>65923855
Why would I?

>>65923682
>impl I will go to sleep at 5 am

>>65923901
Because I think you have whatever topic.

Have you guys ever forced your Asian gf to sleep head to toe with her feet in your face, so you can smell her feet all night and be smothered by them?

>>65924035
The debate he's talking about is Hilary-Trump

>>65924054
I've never had an Asian gf since I can get real women.

>>65922757
I've never seen a Jap get laughed at for speaking English, nor have I ever seen a foreigner get laughed at for speaking Japanese.

I think the real obstacle is the following: you lot are taught (mostly) proper English, but have very little opportunity to go ahead and use it. With language one can best develop one's foundational skills through practical use, even if in the short term the language produced is simplistic, strange, awkward or simply wrong.

Embarrassment or being laughed at may be one example of an obstacle to practice, but it's far from the whole story.

One thing I noticed is that high-school English classes in Japan don't really involve conversation practice or oral presentations. There's a bit of the former in classes with A.L.T.s, but it's typically formulaic (and if I'm not mistaken those classes only come around once a week or so). I don't really see oral presentations becoming viable, even if the idea was welcomed, provided that class sizes remain around 40. But those two things - oral presentations and relatively free-form conversation practice - would, in my estimation, make an enormous difference to the quality of English language education in Japanese schools.

>>65924054
yeah
also made her sit on a chair and put her feet on my face while i jack off lying down

>>65924129
Anne Will is in 40 minutes.
That's more exciting.

>>65924007
Good night. But time is 4:00 am in Japan.
However I become state of day and night reversed......

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>>65924256
It's not good for your body. Try to go to sleep before 2am

>>65922757
>>65924160
I suppose the other thing is starting it early. Even if kids learn bugger all, early exposure makes learning later easier.

Of course this is all predicated on the notion that most, or even many, Japs need to be able to use English. Perhaps a more realistic approach would be to focus on improving what is available to those specifically interested in developing language skills.

>>65924256
仲間

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>>65924256
You're nocturnal, like an owl, anon.

>>65924054
Sorry....I have not had a girlfriend so far.....

>>65924181

lmao. what did the girls think?

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>>65924438

>>65924054
This is disgusting. You shouldn't sleep with a woman unless you are married.

>>65924438
仲間

>>65924480
didn't really care
she said it's cute

best thing tho is to just have her lying on the bed and playing some shit on the phone while you go down on her feet

asian gf is best gf yall should get one

>>65924349
Thanks.I see.
>>65924357
Yes! I examine a net, Australia time is 6:00 am now.
>>65924426
Yes.

>>65924629
I have one, but she isn't here anymore
Life is cruel
I just want to sex

>>65924629

was this the Korean girl or the Taiwanese chick

>>65924737
the chinese kek
taiwanese would have probably let me do anything without asking but she's gone now
;_;

miss her perfect tiddies

>>65924682
Actually it's only 5:42 here.
I had two weeks off uni. and my sleep cycle slipped from ~2-10 to ~6-2
Then I couldn't get up in time to go to my classes so I skipped a whole week.
Now I've been up studying, so at least I was being productive.

>>65924801
Mine has better tiddies

>>65924736
You can have sex with me
My dick is very feminine tonight

>>65924835
no

>>65924801

oh didn't know you had a chinky gf now

post her feet.

was she your Chinese teacher you seduced?

>>65924549
(´;ω;`)ｳｯ… I want gf because I become 20 age
A little more days....

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>>65924866
No thanks

>>65924877
Did you ever post her's?

>>65924887
Once you reach 20 there's no going back. Maybe the threshold is higher in Japan, though.
I at least you can have an arranged marriage, though.

>>65924910
hers***

>>65924866
You are boi pucchi.

>>65924878
i had, that was back in 2014

chinese teacher isn't worth seducing desu but she has cute feet (wore open toed shoes once)

>>65924910
yes on countless occasions

>>65924948
>I suppose at least

>>65924887

nihon. you must visit prostitute to get over your shyness of girls and lose your virginity. it will help you, trust me

>>65924997
>yes on countless occasions
Could I maybe have another peek?

>>65925026
Bad advice.

>>65925032
are u gonna post urs tho

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>>65924910
>No thanks

>>65925113
>Bad advice.
Have you tried it?
Tell us your story.

>>65924997

damn, that's a shame son. any new azn girls on the horizon? tinder girls, interpals?

or are you waiting until you go to Taiwan to study?

>>65924991
The F. right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>>65925131
OK
I will trade you one picture

>>65925143
No, that's filthy. Why would anyone want to do such a thing?

>>65924815
I see. I started uni,but it is holiday on today.
However I need to do my Research seminar homework...
If I dont do that,my professor will be angry...?
i dont know hahahaha.

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>>65925159
not really looking right now, dating is too expensive kek
just meeting the occasional chink tourist for a city tour and dinner to get some exposure to the language
they usually end up paying for dinner because you give them a tour so it's cool

tryna wait for taiwan

>>65925198
keep your promise bud

>>65925221
If I was super desperate to lose my virginity I would at least concider it.
I would probably chicken out last second if I ever decided to do it though.

>>65925324
rest in peace

>>65925342
I don't see what the benefit in losing one's virginity would be if it was done that way. If you're a loser who can't attract women, then visiting a whore just makes you a loser who can't attract women and who is so desperate he has to visit whores.

>>65925221
>>65925113

how do you know it's bad advice then

>don't sleep with someone unless youre married

wtf, are you a virgin bro

>>65925324

shame. when you going to taiwan? going to study mandarin and succ on Taiwanese toes in your spare time?

>>65925487
I'm not married, so yes.

>>65925324
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1476041268583.jpg

>>65925487
You are pretty degenerate.

>>65925418
>I don't see what the benefit in losing one's virginity would be if it was done that way.
Well, the benefit is that you get to have sex with an attractive woman.

>>65925610
>pol
are ye trying to fool me

nice honkers tho

>>65925418
Either you are a loser wondering how sex feels or a loser who knows how sex feels.
If it's important for you to know how it feels then why not.

>>65924948
Thanks.By the way,What states are Australia
love?(オーストラリアの恋愛事情はどんな感じなの?)←I cant express this in English....
>>65925026
I had gone when I was 18. that was good.

>>65925678
posted to pol since this is a blue board!
I feel a bit cheated since your taters had bubbles covering them

>>65925738
if you got any feets the bubbles might wanna disappear

>>65925844
I'm not into feet so I don't save any pictures of them :^(

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>>65925892

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>>65925920
I have this saved for some reason

>>65925631
>prostitute
>a dumb, diseased lump of meat that has had countless strange penises in it
Repulsive, rather.

Anyway, the purpose of sex is to create children and start a family. Prostitutes don't achieve that.

>>65925723
恋愛事情とか聞かれても知らないよ
日本と違ってこの国にはお見合い文化が無くて俺は困る
まあ日本では珍しくなっているようで結婚率減少の原因の一つでもあるかもしれない

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

>>65925983
do you know this specimen IRL

>>65926046
Most likely not (^:

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>>65925983
I find it VERY suspicious that you claim not to like feet, yet have that saved, my friend.

>>65925920

i'll post some feet if you post them titties w/o the bubbles

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>>65926113
I also have this saved

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>>65926140
tiddies

>>65926260
Almost as good as mine

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>>65926205
>anime feet
Meh, 3DPD is better in this instance.

Few people can draw anime feet well.

>>65926012
なるほど 確かに日本も今はお見合いはかなり珍しくなってるね
1970年(昭和45年)を境にお見合い結婚と恋愛結婚が逆転している
俺の母ちゃん父ちゃんも恋愛結婚だし
だから日本では結婚率が減少しているんだろうね
昔は結婚できなくてもそれなりのいい年齢になったら近所のおせっかいなおばさんとか親戚とか会社関係の人からお見合いを紹介されて結婚できたらしいな 今結婚できてない人の大部分は多分昔で言うその層に当てはまるんだろうな
俺の父さんの会社でも50代で結婚してない人が普通にいるらしい

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>>65926260

>>65926560
did u succem
you still owe me that tickling video btw

>>65926373
子育てってそういう社会の協力があって初めてできるものだと思うね
個人で人の人生一人分背負うって俺には無理だわ

>>65926560
いい顔だ

>>65926699
まあ今の日本には地域の協力とかあんまり期待できないだろうな 核家族化が進んでつながりが希薄になってる 特に大都会とかは
昭和30年代とかは違ったんだろうな多分 分からんけど

>>65926373
自分で考えていたけど、
大昔は何百人しかいない村に生まれて一生暮らして一度め出ずに亡くなるのが普通だったんだろう
だから全世界で唯一な相応しい相手を探すなんて無理な話だった
でも殆どの人はちゃんと結婚して離婚なんかもせずに子供を作って十分に幸せだったと思う
限られた人数から選んだりお見合い結婚したりしても、つまり「完璧」な相手ではなくても、一緒にいればそのうち恋愛が生まれるだろう
なのに現代では結婚に関して感傷的な思い込みが通常となっている

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>>65926639

I wish. I met her in shanghai a few years ago, we walked down nanjing road and the bund on a date, but she didnt put out. now she lives in some bumfuck town in the middle of the country

still had her on my wechat and recently tricked her into sending me feet pics kek. too bad, she's a nice girl, maybe waifu material

今日の朝飯はベジマイトぶっかけご飯

>>65927129
分かる 昔は限られた環境で限られた相手と自然にもしくは誰かの仲介で夫婦になったんだろうけど今は探そうと思えばいくらで探せるよね
さらにテレビとかの関係で容姿に対する理想が著しく上がっているのも大きいと思う 実際は芸能人みたいな容姿の人は一部なのに だからこそ芸能人としてやっていけてるんだろうし
でも選択肢が広がって自由恋愛が可能となった結果皮肉にも結婚できない人が増えたわけだよな
正直恋愛結婚制度はもう限界に来てると思う
実際恋愛結婚の時代なんてここ40年間くらいだしそれ以前、つまり戦後すぐ戦前大正昭和明治前近代は違ったんだろうと思うし

we will not speak of it

im physically ill

fuck you mayuyu i even had trips

>>65923567
あと聞く側が慣れていないのだな。
自分の会話でも他人の会話でも。
過敏になりすぎる。

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>>65928470

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>>65928470
get the last was fuck mayuyu a winner

さっきスレ立ててすぐ消えたんだけど何で?
別に法に触れるようなスレではなかったんだけど・・・

Imagine if I didn't purposefully bump the last thread. We'd still be autism personified right now.

115th for oshiri

やっぱ4chanはそろそろ終わるのかね…。内容はともかく、掲示板システムとしては、シンプルかつ洗練されてると思うから、どっかが継承して欲しいもんだ。

>>65924160
I think the writer of that Blog says that Japanese speak English hardly, because the people who hear their English are too sensitive.
The people around the speaker are ashamed, though that is not their own speaking.
Japanese English speakers are on their mind.

>>65924357
They say that Japanese speaks English without caring about it, if there are no Japanese around him.
Common Japanese people mind too much someone's bad language.
And they sometimes laugh.

>>65928955
ひろゆきはこんなオリジナリティのある巨大サイトを手放すなんてアホだな
他の事業がうまくいっていませんって言ってるようなもんじゃん
ホリエモンに任せろって

i want a German qt gf...
someone please send it to me.....
毎日これ言ってるとそのうち願いが叶うかも

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>>65928955
やっぱ日本人に頼るのはしっぱいだった。
ヒロはアホだ

>>65926373
うちの会社にも今年定年で結婚してない人がいるぞ

>>65930370
>ヒロはアホだ
I guess youre right. hue hue hue hue.

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>>65928489

did you know there used to be white people in peru?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1091550/Ancient-city-discovered-deep-Amazonian-rainforest-linked-legendary-white-skinned-Cloud-People-Peru.html

>>65930370
We knew

>>65930265
PLease take all of them
PLEASE!!!!

>>65930636
日本人と交換してくれよ
こっちのは扱いに困る

>>65929366
I know my english is shit
but if with this english I had ordered entire containers that required hundreds of details to be explained
then I feel that there is not a single motive for me to continue improving my english skills
also fuck anglos

壮大な山に逆光を浴びせ、夕空が紫色とオレンジ色に妖しく染まっている。その光景は池の水面に映って視野を埋める。

この悲惨の世界には、果たしてこんなに美しい物があってもいいのだろうか

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*enters the thread*

>>65930265
Here is some information you may find helpful to obtain a German girlfriend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdU2RSj5bzI

>>65930774
日本人の彼女すらできたことのない俺の立場はどうなるんですかね・・・?

>>65928564
ルーマニアのスレ?

>>65931075
more like how you know you are dating a cunt

>>659312
違う Inferiority complexのスレ

>>65931075
Do you know that problem when you cringe that hard that your back breaks?

>>65930998
Your English is better than mine.
Most Japanese are sensitive about other's pronunciation, but they themselves can't speak well.

>>65931038
That is not real.
It is fake.

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>>65931032
いいよ~

>>65931558
Thank you captain obvious
You're powers are impressive

>>65931616
懐かしくてワロタ
最近スリムクラブってテレビに出てる?
ここんとこあんまりテレビ見てないからあんまりわからん

そろそろ4chan疲れてきたからまたなんJに戻るか
じゃあなお前ら

>>65931682
Because we don't do such a strange dance.

すべて順調に進んでいるようだな
よしよし

>>65931883
Does the Japanese army not do a victory dance?

>>65931038
kek
ant culture and as an ant your life is worthless

>>65931038
What does the sign on the barrel mean? I've seen it before in a Japanese picture.

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>>65931886

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>>65928515
it slipped my mind

>>65931944
I think they don't do it.
That is too creepy to me.

>>65932442


why japanese kids are SO CRUEL?

>>65931704
真栄田は最近探偵ナイトスクープに出てるのを見たね

>>65931886
久しぶり

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>>65932377
Wow very cool!

Saved.

>>65932624
本当久しぶりですね
飲みすぎちゃってこのスレを思い出して挨拶に来た

Do all japanese have totally black eyes or some have brown eyes too?

>>65922261
→何これ?

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>>65932855

>>65932722
見かけなくなって心配していたよ
元気そうで何よりだ

今日祝日だったの忘れてた
起きて損した
寝よう

good morning(おやすみ)

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>>65931032
これだろ

>>65932855
i'll give you totally black eyes m8 you open ur fat gob again

>>65933147
心配かけてごめんなさい
見ての通り元気です
ただ日本語の勉強にあまり時間がなかったので、少しずつ来なくなちゃった

そう言えば、ハンガリーに来たかった日本人も居たんだけど、結局どうなってたんでしょう

>>65932855
my eyes is beautiful brown

>>65933553
brown is the colour of shit
you have shit eyes my son

so both ausrtalians and french do not know that black eyes do not exist

irony

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The Datsun 240Z, to be honest.

Pic related; it's the Datsun 240Z

ブダペスト三年前いったけどよかったなあ、もう一回いってみたいかも

>>65933668
yeah your son was very small and was very stinking

>>65933441
nobody asked about chinks cunt, shut up

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So, what conspiracies theories do you all believe in?

I'm sometimes tempted to believe that we all live inside a simulated reality. It sounds absurd at the present time, but I think this is a theory that will mess with people's heads more and more over time as the processing power of computers increases and we're able to simulate increasingly larger and realistic worlds inside cyberspace.

>>65933553
pic plz

>>65934146
I'm casual scum

>>65934146
if it has kinda legit proof does it still a conspiracy theory? Or does it has to be made up without evidence?

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>>65934266
>if it has kinda legit proof does it still a conspiracy theory? Or does it has to be made up without evidence?
It sounds like you have something juicy, anon. Tell us about it.

Also, accidentally posted the older pic, but never mind.

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>>65934146
Does that even count as a conspiracy theory? It's philosophy 101 and is basically unprovable. I generally don't believe anything that can't be tested.

>>65934163
no

>>65934266
A conspiracy theory is just a theory that there exists a conspiracy. Some conspiracies are real (which is why there are crimes like "conspiracy to commit murder") and evidenced. The thing is that most true conspiracy theories aren't called as such, which means that most things labelled "conspiracy theory" are the ones that have poor logic or have scanty evidence or are simply batshit.

Strictly speaking >>65934146 isn't a conspiracy theory unless it's also maintained that some group knows of or is running the simulation to some clandestine end.

>>65934370
>>65934407
>isn't a conspiracy theory unless it's also maintained that some group knows of or is running the simulation to some clandestine end.
Well, I mean, it's not the sort of thing that would occur accidentally or without some guidance behind it.

Maybe not a conspiracy theory if you want to get very strict with definitions, but close enough.

>>65934511
What if the conspirator is God?

>>65934356
for instance the US gave weapons to rebels in syria most of whom were islamist either from al-quaida or other groups. Does saying that the us helped Isis is a conspiracy theory, since it isn't mentionned a lot in the media eventhough looking no further than wikipedia give you the all the necessary info?

I mean, if official sources say it's true is it still considered a conspiracy? Because its not really secret anyway right?

>>65934370
You mean you don't actively/consciously believe anything that can't be tested.
Every day we act on mere assumptions or whims that we must, in some sense, be said to believe.

>>65934718
>in some sense
That's the key part. It is theoretically testable, if you put the effort in you could find out for yourself. Sometimes people believe in things that they can't even define.

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>>65934697
>What if the conspirator is God?
The rabbit hole always goes deeper than you think

>>65934797
I bet you believe in things without even knowing you believe in them.

>>65934697
>>65934833
>God=Jesus
>Jesus=Jew
Typical.

>>65934713
I don't know, I think that's a relatively mainstream opinion. I guess it still counts as a conspiracy theory if it's denied by the government though.

>>65934713
No because it was never secret

>>65935000
I think they prefer to lie by ommission.
Like when Bush never mentionned that the Laden family were friend of his family, or that the US actually helped the talibans against the URSS in the 80s.
Because lying over the topic would bring light to it.

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>>65934146
earth is flat

>>65935202
>>65935202
I don't even get the point of this theory

>>65935202
Korea is an island.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwRTjikcvd8#t=2m00s

>>65935202
Then what happens at the South Pole?

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oh PERU. who did this to you? why do you act this way?

why are you so mentally fucked up? who, peru, who did it?

>>65935913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QhpG2o5q7w

>>65936260
Where do you see yourself in 10 years

>>65936767
not sure
everything had changed many times so fast on my life
if possible I would like to be a wealthy dude managing my startup company
but if everything goes the same probably in 10 years I will be doing the same work my parents do, maybe on a bigger scale

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Don't know if real but holy kek

Make sure F sees this when he awakes

>>65937354

what do your parents do

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Do you believe in ETI or aliens in general?

I like to believe in those sorts of things sometimes. The recent Podesta emails from wikileaks had a couple of interesting emails about alien ETI, although to be fair both Podesta and Edgar Mitchell are/were firm believers in ETI.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1766
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1802

アニ

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>>65937585
I believe in everything.
I pray to god that the aliens who have been monitoring our nuclear power plants save us.

>>65936359
>>65936359
>>65936359
>>65936359
>>65936359
Good question

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>>65937715
One of Mitchell's more famous claims was that aliens had prevented the Cold War from escalating into a third world war, so maybe that's the case, anon.

Who knows though? But it's certainly interesting that a NASA astronaut who walked on the moon believes so strongly in these sorts of things.

>>65937585
I think if people understand how unfathomably large the observable universe is, it is ridiculous to assume there are no other life forms.

>>65937827
btw those emails were sent to him, not made by him

>>65937715
やりすぎじゃないんのかよ?

>>65937875
They were sent to Podesta, yeah, but Podesta himself has been pretty outspoken about his belief in aliens and calls for the declassification of government files relating to UFOs.

It would be more interesting if they were FROM him, but maybe something like that will come out in the upcoming leaks.

>>65937963
I would love for a major happening like that. I'm disappointed I was born too early.

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>>65938036
We might get lucky and a cool happening like that might happen.

Probably not, but at least we can dream. Thank you wikileaks for stimulating my imagination for a little bit.

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Imagine being anally probed by a female alien whilst another one wanks you off

>>65938246
taorila?

>>65938246
I'm sure if you had enough money, you could pay Tao and Rila to do that.

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>>65938283
>>65938313
hhhhnnnngggg

it all make a sense now

日本から二本を抜いたら
困る

You westerners often say "oh my god" regardless you are not religious

why?

>>65938940
No one really cares about the religious connotation anymore
It's just an idiomatic phrase to express surprise/shock/exasperation/etc now

>>65938940
Chuttomatte!

Nihonjins do that too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnktCDi-BVs

>>65938940
>regardless
*though

sorry for my bad English

>>65937827
>american (((astronaut))) """"walked"""" on moon

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>>65939079
poor rossia

>>65939012
Don't religious ppl mind that non-religious ppl say "oh my god"?

>>65939043
I guess this is the comedy about how Japanese don't handle English

>>65939242
The very zealously religious people probably do, but most don't.

>>65928955
昔は掲示板ごとき、誰でも自由に鯖立てて運用したけどな
ここも元はそうだし
くだらない時代になった

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日本

>>65939242
Non-religious people say "Oh may gosh" or "Oh myyyy" instead

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>>65939356
Sweden.

>>65939331
>>65939376
I get it
TY

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>>65939481
イーエエイ!

>>65939541
Btw Please tell me about ムシムシピンク

>>65926699
子供が出来たら社会はなんだかんだ優しい、今も
問題は、それが公共からの支援でしかない、手薄
介護保険制度と同様に、西洋の真似した結末だわな

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>>65939730
Its a type of Sushi at the kaiten sushi in Shinjuku behind that women's department store

It tastes good

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今日は祝日です!!
祝日です!!
体育の日です!!
日本全国お休みです!!!やったーーーーー!

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>>65939788
Do you know its formal name?
I can't stop thinking about it.

>水入らずとは、内輪の者だけで集まり、他人をまじえないこと。
ありがとうみくに瑞貴先生

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>>65939926
I dont

You can just go there yourself and once you see something ムシミシピンク You know what is

Oi, nipponjins and weebs, post your desktops and homescreeens.

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>>65940003
I see.
But it's a pity.

>>65940044
ゴミ箱しか無い

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>>65940044
DESKTOP THREAD

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>>65940044

チンコしまえや

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>>65940699

>>65940699
You dont meen it!!

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>>65940044

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>>65940912

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>>65940699

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POW

>>65939802
東京オリンピック開幕からちょうど52年

>>65922261
sauce?

>>65941080
ごめん
洗ったばかりなんで

Dead thread...everyone watching presidential debate?

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>>65942342
I did

Was fucking great, comedy gold right there

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>>65942342
Don't worry anon, it's over now.

Everyone will come back soon.

>>65942557
hello,brits syobon chan
how's it going ?

中学の必修武道に空手、選ばれる理由 東京五輪も追い風
http://www.asahi.com/articles/ASJ9W2W67J9WTIPE002.html

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>>65942658
Pretty sugoi, anon.

Unfortunately, I have to sleep now since it's very late here. Please enjoy the remainder of your Monday.

>>65942353
I'm sorry for Americans for having to choose between Clinton and Trump.

I completely messed up my sleeping cycle over this long weekend... I need to stay awake but a nap monster is trying to knock me unconscious...

>>65942688
i had heard that you are never sleep syobon

얏빠리 호모수레 자나이카 (칸키)

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>>65942677
VRで戦えば怪我をしない

>>65942557
good afternoon, cute poster.
I'm eating curry&rice for lunch.
What are you going to eat for break fast?

全く知らなかったんだが在独米軍って在日米軍よりも規模が大きいんだな
何でドイツなんかに大量の基地があんの?

>>65942850
>I'm eating curry&rice for lunch
この糞涼しいのにカレーとかよく食えるな
俺は、今日の昼は油淋鶏にしたわ

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>>65942798
>1080p VR

>>65943113
そいつ、英語ペラペラじゃね?
>足を引っ張る=pull your foot
この発想はなかったわ

>>65942920
カレーは寒かろうが暑かろうが食べたくなる物
そして、油淋鶏もいいけど、チキン南蛮も捨てがたい

>>65942677
なんで空手演武が人気あるのか疑問だったが、そういう事情でやっている人が増えていた
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTpM0d6lr4A

>>65942881
ドイツも日本と同様敗戦国なので…

How to say "list of something" like "list of books" or "list of movies"? [spoiler]google translate[/spoiler] gives me katakana for list (something like risuto) which I doubt is the correct. Does Japanese have multiple words meaning "list", I know that it has different words for whatever you're counting, right? Like the word for "two people" is different than saying "two sheets of paper"?

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>>65943367
じゃ、アメリカも負けたのか?

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>>65943171
"pull your foot" makes no sense

足を引っ張り means "to hold back"(by being lazy or bad etc)

To "pull someone's leg" means to "make fun of someone"

>>65943465
一覧

>>65935740
You mean the place no one can go but a few scientists hand-picked by the powers that be? "Uninhabitable", not a "no man's land" but "belongs to all of us and we agreed not to use it"? Come on anon, apply yourself. Obvious frozen ring being the only thing preventing the ocean from falling off the edge of the tectonic plate onto the turtle's back.

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>>65942881
日本同様、ドイツが自立しないように抑えこむ占領軍だから

>>65943518
糞レスと糞レスの隙間にこっそり英語教えるおまえっていい奴だな

He is a good English teacher so

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>>65943825
Fuck off jap, i'm sick and tired of japs butchering my language

stop being so fucking dumb and learn english already

said the tsundere teacher.

So I'm learning some nihongo from a website at the moment, and particles are confusing me a bit.

Why would you use は in the sentence below to connect tomorrow's party to the rest of the sentence? Wouldn't
に or で make more sense? (Sentence is suppose to read something along the lines of "Do you prefer if I wear Jeans to the party tomorrow?")

明日のパーティーはジーンズ が いいですか。

>stop ~ and learn english already
この時のalreadyは
>Let's get out of here already.
>さあ早くここを出よう(事態の完了を先取りした表現)
これと同じでいいんだろうか

>>65943518
Cool.
I respect thai flag.

タイ国旗って口は悪いけど良い奴だよね

>>65922261
Join the /int/ chat, we need some Azn guys

https://discord.gg/eCTC4

English please

>>65943983
In my opinion,
明日のパーティーは is a kind of "In the case of tommorow's party".

If you use "で", it should be a concrete phrase.
ex)明日のパーティーで着る服

>>65943825
>>65944220
以前、控えめで性格も良い友人が珍しく愚痴った一言
「ヤンチャなヤンキーはいいよな、
たまに優しくすると皆に良い人って言われる」

リア充は糞を食ってメタンに燃えてるラブラブ心でを付けて爆発しろ

>>65939376
No. non-religious sometimes say those.

"oh my gosh", "oh my" were created by religious people who didn't want to speak God for religious reasons.

>>65944220
日本国旗の時もドヤ顔で解説してそう

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ごきげんようホモたち

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baguette au chocolat

>>65944493
大阪はいつも議論の時に口出して否定されてもしつこかったから
そういう性格なんだろ>タイ国旗

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日本語面白い

>>65940548
>using G*OME

>>65944073
充分ってことだと思うけど

>>65943983
>I wear Jeans to the party tomorrow
We say FOR the party tomorrow in Japanese instead of TO. Thus I use neither に nor で.

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how do i say "Death to communism" in japanese?
please thank you arigatou desu

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>>65944073
口語。「とっとと」みたいな感じ。

>>65944657
>共産主義に死を!
>ケツマンに中出しの喜びを!

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>>65944705
>>ケツマンに中出しの喜びを!
what the fuck

ニッポン、大好き!

>>65944657
「共産主義に死を」

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>>65944705
>>65944764
thank

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>>65944742
Don't be so anal about my shitpost.

>>65944626
ありがとう!でも「充分に」の用例がみつけられなかった・・・もし例文があったら教えて下さい
>>65944682
ありがとうありがとう!同じようなのみつけた http://eow.alc.co.jp/search?q=already
>命令や依頼を強調して、じれったさ・いら立ちなどを表す
あと例文 「Just die already.」

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>>65944546
これお前だろww

I will make

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>>65944821
watashi no namae wa benis desu

Am I japanese yet?

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>>65944869

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>>65944879
i have seen 10 anime i am japanese pro