>was raised by a single kraut mom >talked to my grandma

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2016-10-08 23:40:06 Post No. 65891947
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:40:06 Post No. 65891947 [Report]

>was raised by a single kraut mom
>talked to my grandma today
>asked her if she knew anything about my father
>she told me my mom went to spain for a vacation in her final year of university
>met a handsome local
>completely fell in love with him
>they fuck after knowing each other for a few days
>the next day the spanish guy is nowhere to be found
>mom looks everywhere and can't find him
>she genuinely thought they' get married and live the rest of their days in spain
>gets upset and goes back to germany
>finds out she's pregnant a month later
>couldn't abort me because she's catholic
>mom was so embarrassed she moved to Canada after she graduated
>tfw my heritage is a literal meme

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:42:01 Post No.65892001
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>>65891947
>>couldn't abort me because she's catholic
tip top kek, religious retards never get old

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:43:47 Post No.65892059
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:43:47 Post No.65892059 [Report]

>>65891947

And on top of that, you are a certified leaf.

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:44:42 Post No.65892084
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>>65891947
>couldn't abort me because she's catholic

What a shame.

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:44:55 Post No.65892099
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:44:55 Post No.65892099 [Report]

>>65891947
All that and
>a fucking leaf
Just end it senpai

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:45:34 Post No.65892121
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:45:34 Post No.65892121 [Report]

At least you are handsome
wait, you arent?

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:46:08 Post No.65892145
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:46:08 Post No.65892145 [Report]

Aren't you glad you got to live, though?

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:46:14 Post No.65892149
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:46:14 Post No.65892149 [Report]

>>65891947
Fernando Martinez strikes again.

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:47:43 Post No.65892201
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:47:43 Post No.65892201 [Report]

>>65891947
Do you look like Daniel Bruhl?

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:48:23 Post No.65892223
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>tfw you'll never be the handsome Fernando that impregnates all the tourists

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:48:45 Post No.65892234
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:48:45 Post No.65892234 [Report]

>>65892121
A German male/ FUCKING LEAF combo. It's a perfect storm for being shy and awkward. The hurricane Matthew of autism.

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:50:31 Post No.65892298
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:50:31 Post No.65892298 [Report]

>>65892121

Looks don't matter, I inherited the autist kraut genes

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:53:05 Post No.65892384
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:53:05 Post No.65892384 [Report]

>>65892234
Med men and germanic women make for pretty kids

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:57:51 Post No.65892557
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:57:51 Post No.65892557 [Report]

>>65892223

Come to Miami, amigo

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:57:59 Post No.65892566
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Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:57:59 Post No.65892566 [Report]

Post your med/kraut face, pussy

Anonymous 2016-10-08 23:59:59 Post No.65892634
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>>65892384
Our country had a pretty kid once. His name was Martin Bryant. He had an IQ of 66 and an impressive kdr... now we can't have guns.

Anonymous 2016-10-09 00:00:40 Post No.65892662
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 00:00:40 Post No.65892662 [Report]

I'm of German/Swedish heritage

Does this make me the ultimate cuck

Anonymous 2016-10-09 00:02:20 Post No.65892717
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Anonymous 2016-10-09 00:02:20 Post No.65892717 [Report]

>>65892662

If you also have an anglo name then yes

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