>be american >catch a cold >go to the doctor >"that

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>>65879109
I feel sorry for them.

>Forgot to tip one of the nurses
>get shot

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>>65879109
Not to mention that the doctors probably give them antibiotics

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>>65879148

>>65879303
It's called Tony Blair and the Conservatives.

Meme is true. I paid 500 dollars for a fucking pill and a damn bandage for a few broken toes. I should have listened to pa, and just let him step on it and force it together.

>>65879109
>be german
>have depression
>go to the doctor
>"I know the solution, funniest clown in the world Grock is in town, you see him and you'll be feeling better in no time."
>"But doctor", says the man "I am Grock"
>The doctor responds "Probably a clown living in Germany"

>>65879109
I just jizzled my pants bro.

>>65879109
Freedom ain't free. Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, okay? God bless America.

>please kill me

>>65879836
So stupid it actually made me laugh

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>>65879836
? ? ?

>>65879836
lol

>>65879109
An American wrote this:

I buy a car on a 5-year payment plan, making sure to tip the salesman on the way out. After taking out another loan, using the car as collateral, I buy health insurance, dental and car insurance from God Bless Are Rights Ltd., spending only a third of my income on it- a good deal, if I do say so myself. I drive my car five miles (approximately 5667.67 king's cubits, for you benighted metric-using yuropoors) and then finally hit one of the several million potholes in the road (remember, funding the state department of transportation is socialism), lose a wheel, and crash into a telephone pole. After being taken to the hospital by Quik-2-Go Ambulances, the local private ambulance provider, I'm given a quick look in the ER at St. Ronnie's Health Clinic, and then am kicked out because my health insurance doesn't cover injuries from accidents. The bill for the fifteen minutes spent being looked at by a doctor is roughly the same as the national debt of Ecuador. It's good to be free.

>>65879836
I love German humour.

>>65880454
yes, laugh or gulag

>>65880757
Ha-ha
p-pls no gulag

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>>65879836
lel

>>65879148
>>65879109
Less than 10% of Americans are without health insurance

I have free medical, dental and vision care, so this doesn't apply to me.