Hello, I am considering immigration to Australia through nonconventional

>>65857053
Nauru and Christmas Island

Do you like camping and tents?

>>65857074
I am hoping for something more affluent and accommodating like Sydney, Melbourne or Canberra

>>65857094
Nope, actually I think we're close on 2years running with stopping illegal migrants from the sea.

>>65857131
I'll just announce my apostasy and seek asylum in Oz

post room sudan

>>65857053
We have enough retarded sudanese ruining melbourne unless you're the doctor fuck off.

post your tiddies

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>>65857195
>>65857248
my humble basement with a window

>>65857225
This was honestly a bait thread, but now that you, my respected and cherished friend are here, I feel ashamed of myself

I have the same case :3

>>65857330

what's that book i hope it's not a quran

>>65857330
How do you get a computer like that in Sudan of all places? Did you have to ride a donkey up the Nile to Cairo in a merchant caravan peddling myrrh and frankincense?

>>65857351
Bargain back in the day, aged wonderfully

>>65857359
I use it as a mousepad, and a reference for the more salacious hadiths to use against Islamists

>>65857330
those aren't tiddies

>>65857330

clean up your room mate ho lee chit

>>65857380
I shipped it from the US to Saudia and brought it home on a flight, to the misfortune of realizing there were better deals in Sudanese stores

The 1070 is going for what I paid for the 970 so it's not pad

>>65857401
I am a man baby

>>65857408
I've given up on myself long ago

>>65857053
You will always be welcome here :3

I suggest Canberra for maximum comfiness and a vast reserve of federal money to fund your refugee lifestyle

>someone from fucking Sudan has a better battle station than me

>>65857451
probably better internet too

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are the power sockets in sudan these meme ones?

>>65857451
he didn't tell you the specs yet

You're welcome here since you're my friend, but I don't think the New Zealand immigration authorities look kindly upon third world NEETs.

>>65857422
Aren't you a physician? Forget Australia man there are better places. Why not the US/Canada? Or a more affluent Arab country?

>>65857445
this desu you can even get prime 15 year old pussy and avoid a jail sentence by telling the court that there's no age of consent in your home country so it wasn't your fault

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-05/refugee-who-raped-teenage-girl-avoids-jail-time-in-act/7906204

>>65857445
Thanks hun, I'll be sure to enjoy some of that centrelink money and share it with friends and family :)

>>65857451
>>65857476
>2500k at 4.5 Ghz
>Sabertooth P67
>GTX 970 OC'ed to 1.3 methinks
>SSD/4TB HDD
>CM 212
>CM 750W PSU
Bought in 2011 (besides the GPU) and it works everything nicely

>>65857474
Thank you British colonial administration for giving us those, but because of the recent Chinese influx we use square three pronged thingies

>>65857493
Thanks bro, but I am just kidding, wouldn't exploit you or Australia's hospitality like OP

>>65857496
I wish I could, and I probably should, but the US is the dream if I ace the licensing examination

>>65857513
Deportation

>>65857513
Bigots see a rapist. I see a Rocket Scientist.

>>65857540
ah yes so this is the most powerful computer in sudan

>>65857540

when is the licensing examination?

>>65857053
Who dis?

>>65857540
did u oc, i have a 2600k @3.4

>>65857554
5820/5930K and the X99 mobos are frighteningly expensive

>>65857561
It's day in day out, administered by computer, and is nearly all science, which is my autistic strong point

>>65857564
I wish I knew

>>65857575
You should definitely OC these things mine is holding on with the voltage nicely after 2 years
I need to register, receive a date, travel to Egypt/Saudia/UAE and not screw it up

for immigrants you not stratospheric scores, so it's going to be entertaining

>>65857513
>During a police interview, Kamara said he did not know there was an age of consent in Australia.

the absolute madman

>>65857603
>>65857603
>It's day in day out, administered by computer, and is nearly all science, which is my autistic strong point

>I need to register, receive a date, travel to Egypt/Saudia/UAE and not screw it up

jumbled that up intended for >>65857561

>>65857540
Sudan is it true you have tea ladies on the streets?

>>65857053
Probably Toronto.

Any leftover jobs in Ausland? Been thinking about moving there for quite some time

>>65857632
Almost everywhere it's a major source of income, but they're extorted and harassed by the municipality like mafiosas

>>65857603
isn't there a bus bottleneck what's the point if no apps can take advantage of the speed

>>65857638
No we took them all

>>65857648
My friend who was from sudan told me about tea ladies, that if you don't buy their tea, they will judge silently or stab you when you go home or something.

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>>65857638
>>65857677
Wrong, as usual it's the eternal Anglo ruining everything

>>65857670
You mean the BCLK? I don't think so for the 2600K, you literally adjust the multiplier and voltage accordingly and can expect 25-30% performance advantages

>>65857679
That's a bit over the top but they'll keep customers by almost any means

>>65857709
Oh, I thought we were higher than the Brits. Well, at least we deprived over half a million Australians of job opportunities.

>>65857540
So work on that ace man. Believe me, I went once to Australia, never again. I would say you could make a good living here too, there's even government programs that hire foreign doctors if they can pass some tests, but if you want to go to a more developed place, the US is better.

>>65857776
An American residency within a revered hospital would be a dream come true

Interventional Cardiology + the I.M. I already have would be fun once the affluent middle class starts suffering coronaries from the fast food here

>>65857773
As if any of you cunts put down the bong long enough to do any actual work

>>65857828
You can also do a side trade on gunshot wounds and maybe get a masters in figuring out why they shit their pants in Walmart

>>65857776
What's wrong with Australia? I'm a Brit who's been here for 4 years and I can't think of anywhere better

>>65857854
lel, but honestly they're at the forefront of almost every subspecialty of medicine, god bless America

I think for some folks the stool consistency and anal 'sensation' is affected by obesity
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22513439

Sorry for the troll threads lads, I'll take my leave and apply this new-found confidence towards achieving something

>>65857921
You should focus on sending me another email desu. I miss having a Pen Pal.

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>>65857895
Haha!
Well if ever there's a reason to drop some excess weight, there it is.

>Obesity is also common and is associated with comorbidities that impair general health and interfere with daily activities. Identifying mutable factors for fecal incontinence, such as stool consistency, is of paramount importance to improve quality of life.

we're full

>>65857876
I've been to Perth. Hope this answers.
>>65857828
Hope everything turns all right for you. Got sleep now, bye.

>>65857895
>they're at the forefront of almost every subspecialty of medicine, god bless America
too bad they stopped focusing on eugenics

>>65857330
You people have computers??!!

Any jobs for a young engineer? I studied in Melb back in 2012, regretted not really trying to find a job there after my student visa expired. Couldn't afford staying there without a job for longer than 3 months.

Now have a steady job and thinking of having another go at it

What games you play Sudan?

>>65857053
If you are picrelated then move here. Pls. I beg you.

>>65858159
>Electrical engineer here
Yep, depends on the type though. We had a plethora of chink engineers come in and undercut everyone for a while, then everyone figured out they where worse than garbage so life's good again

>>65858188
For you my soviet friend.
https://www.instagram.com/marinarachael/?hl=en

>>65858208
Chemical engineer here. Used to work in a galvanizing line, industrial gases (think Linde, Air Liquide), and now in the palm oil industry.

Any big industrial towns down there?

>>65858474
There's scattered heavy industry still in places like Syd, Melb, Wollongong, a little bit left in Newcastle as well- which does tend to have a few chemical plants there. Lot of light industry though which has specialist services all over the country, some of them are quite innovative and good too if you can get on the medical side of things- that is a growth industry here.

>>65857053
Lol

Sudan you old jokester you