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First for Serbian Hussars

Slavs and niggers keep stealing our heritage

the truth must be known!

>>65828959
paint master

>>65828938
Thanks combobreaker bratushka.

>>65829026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxJk5rjwz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX1Wj-GH4SQ

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>>65828938
fuggen roaches ruining everything yet again

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>>65828938
fucking turks

>>65829070
I third :3

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>>65829070
>mfw I was the A and U inthis combo

>>65829188
>>65829205
it only proves that there literally 10 ppl on /int/

>>65827688 #
We have long wowels through, through the rule of the rythmic shortening means you cannot have a long wowel in a syllable that is right after another one with a long wowel.

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>we are entirely Slavic genetically

It's about damn time you recognized us as kin.

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WHO HERE TRABANT MASTERRACE ?

T R A B A N T
R
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T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ntEKfH2Ndw

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I was cleaning my computer and almost got a heart attack when I heard three short post code

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>tfw miss Alabama will never be your gf

Fuck Ameriga.

>>65829101
Šváb :D

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Post your feels too

>>65829350
Was there ever any doubt family ?

5th most common surname Horvat (Croat)
20th most common surname Racz (Serb)
33rd most common surname Magyar(Hungarian)

>>65829350
everone know you are a slav in denial. just like finns.

>>65829350
Mézga Cszalád is epic cartoon therefore I recognise you.

>>65829313
It's fascinating how complicated the czech/slovak grammar is (compared to primitive languages like English), especially when you realize that it was only artificially created in the 19th century by Jungmann, Štůr, etc.
Those lads must've had immeasureably high levels of autism.
>>65829350
>t. Atilla Ping-Pong

We should meet and suicide together.

>>65829594
>t was only artificially created in the 19th century
how? you mean rebuild?

>>65829594
That is only modern Slovak, Czech etc. You know written Czech dates back to 10th century, right?

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Maybe there is a better, happier existence after death. Maybe there is nothing.
Does it matter?

I have a question. Belorussian bros.
Цi дoўгa яшчэ вы бyдзeцe тpывaць гвaлт нaд вaмi cpaнaя кaлoдaчкi aбy, знeвaжaльнaгa вac cцягaм-пpaклaдкaй.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jteh4fjE-5Y

>>65829667
He is probably the guy who does not think dialects were spoken by like all the peasants or 90 percent of the population.
Grammar exists even in unwritten language. Czech and Slovak have normal grammar.

https://2ch.pm/po/src/18658036/14758532359410.webm
lmao

>>65829821
ofc it exists is quite the same for all slavic langs. thats why I asked what he meant.

>>65829524
>>65829443
Stay away from our wymenz!!!

>>65829821
As I've said in the previous thread, pretty much all European languages are artificial in the sense they were formed out of dialects and are a standardised entity.

>>65829893
lmao, wtf

crazy bastard.

>>65829524
>>65829443
Are shityeyed consider to be a slav? My opinion is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxF7GLd8QcA

>>65829594
https://sk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dejiny_slovenčiny
https://cs.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historický_vývoj_češtiny

Sranda, že stará čeština je ešte podobnejšia slovenčine než moderná:

"Postupně se též monoftongizovalo ie > í (miera > míra). Monoftongizovalo se uo > ú. Diftong uo se někdy zapisoval jako o ve formě kroužku nad písmenem u, z čehož vznikl grafém ů (kuoň > kůň),"

U nás miera a kôň (ô = uo).

>>65829973
Jesus. You a true moron. Its called a literary language. Its used by upper class. Its basis for a modern language of any state. No one created it as it was used by some narrow group of educated ppl. From them it was transfered to schools for common ppl.

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>>65829788

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>>65830134
Idk. Would you consider her shiteyed?

>>65830208
>shiteyed
what does it mean?

>>65829667
>how? you mean rebuild?
Kinda.
Since 1620 we were heavily germanized by the Habsburgs, by the end of 18th century all educated and higher class people here spoke only german (and some latin), czech was only sparsely spoken by rednecks in the countryside and low class people in the cities. Then came the revivalists who decided to revive the language but because the grammar and other important shit was largely forgotten, they had to make up a lot of shit to patch it.
What they made up is what we use today and imho it's incredibly complicated for anyone other than us.

>>65830246
Anything darker than (including) brown eyes?

>>65830287
>Anything darker than (including) brown eyes?
no idea how it looks.ive never seen a person with eyes darker than brown

>>65830138
That's not how it works, the literary language had to be created at one point. Before a standardised langauge was formed, people wrote without rules that would be set in stone. Literary language IS modern language; before that, there were only dialects.

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>>65829808
>Цi дoўгa яшчэ вы бyдзeцe тpывaць гвaлт нaд вaмi cpaнaя кaлoдaчкi aбy, знeвaжaльнaгa вac cцягaм-пpaклaдкaй.
>знeвaжaльнaгa вac cцягaм-пpaклaдкaй.
>знeвaжaльнaгa вac
Ecли нe знaeшь, нe пытaйcя юзaть гyгoл

>>65828254
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks_afvVDVSk
lmao, was this video popular in Kekia? I never saw it before tbqh

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>>65828959
>serb paints himself as a literal nigger
CANNOT ORCHESTRATE SUCH EVENT

>>65828844
Gotta groom that kid for when he inherits the throne from his father.

>>65830250
Tak proč potom umím česky i když jsem se to nikdy neučil :)? Tedy, aktivně ji nepoužívám, protože je to zbytečné, když s vámi mohu mluvit svou rodnou řečí, no rozumíme si a ta gramatika není o moc horší než ta naše.

>>65830354
>created at one point
bs. it was shaped by upper class ppl who wrote and read the same books. No one created it. Because they could influence schools it was populated to common ppl. Of course with different results depending on how educated the sociaty was. It wasnt until popculture era when literary language became official language for everyone. I get it that in newly created state or due to extraordinary circumstances it way different just like that poster >>65830250 wrote, but in poland we speak literary language shaped for a thousand years with no beginning and no end. No one tampered with it

>>65830639
Well maybe you're special since I've heard you don't even have dialects but it's how it went elsewhere.

>>65830719
we dont. it only proves how homogeneous poland is, but literary language system is always basis for modern language as upper class decides how it will look like.

>>65830830
Here the standard literary language was created by Protestant scholars. It's not spoken by anyone other than people on television, people doing speeches, autistic teachers and Slavists/Slovenists today.

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real slovaks are black

>>65830830
Gorale? Kresy? Silesian? No dialects, you say?

>>65830417
well it has >141k views on a Czech channel so I guess it kinda was
funny shit from Bolan is popular here because you're funny lads and the language is lmao-tier itself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UvRsDiOFdzA
>>65830561
>implikuješ že čeština a slovenština jsou 2 jazyky
Jsou stejné až na pár jiných tvarů, já myslel spíš takové ty kokotiny jako shoda přísudku s podmětem, příčestí minulé/budoucí a další pičoviny které sám netuším co vlastně kurva jsou ale stejně z nějákého důvodu existují.

Where go tonight ^^

>>65830934
Nah, only the Slavic nations that lie SE of Slovenia are a true part of the Congoid race.

>>65830208
No. No green and brown are not shiteyed.

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>>65830923
Still dont know how you managed to become so rich being so meme country

>>65830983
nowhere desu
I was drinking yesterday and I'm going drinking tomorrow so I have detox today at home with just a few beers

>>65830934
Tak tak.

Slováci sú černošský národ.

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oн пoхoжe cлoмaлcя

>>65831058
I have same eyes like her ^^

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Help me anons

She liked my picture on vk.com
She's 'actively searching' for a relantionship
She has a great body

What now ?

>>65831067
Maybe it's because we're wholly and fully Western European, possibly even more than Czechs? idk

>>65831067
Speaking the standard language is a meme

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>>65831143
pic related, is her

>>65831143
Hair gel in hand!
Lanac goes where!
Tracksuit out the closet!
Call cocaine provider!
Hope the security guards at the club don't fuck with you!
Jump in your wheels, blast your DJ Krmak aaaaaaaaand
you're off!

>>65831143
>>65831184
Fake profile

yлaзeм y цc нeкoй aкo иcкa aйпи дa ми кaжe

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Лyкaшэнкa зaгaвapыў пpa ўняceннe змянeнняў y Кaнcтытyцыю
Lukashenko began to speak about amending the Constitution
http://nn.by/?c=ar&i=178536

>>65830970
>Silesian?
not a dialect. they mix up few polish and german words ust like czechs. expect for this tey speak polish
>Kresy
its only accent. they speak proper polish
>Gorale
in few places for few thousands ppl.
Anyway anyone in poland is obliged to speak proper literary language. Everyone speak it - in schools, on TV, in books. All dialects in Poland are meme used for fun. No one recognizes dialects

>>65831219
But I'm not in Russia, and she's from saint peterburg

>>65831222
No.
I did create it mainly for streaming movies from vk in the past, it's quite easy to find Serbian/Yugoslav movies with subtitles there.

>>65831240
дaвaй

>>65831142
Its ok. You are a slav.

>>65831293
What a sad existence

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>tfw won't get to bang a russian cutie because of distance

Why live ?

>>65831306
I don't know, she just seems too naked >>65831184
How many normal girls do this kind of pictures and post them publicly?

>>65831293
I think phonetics are the main reason why Slovenians keep speaking in dialect. West Slavic will sound robotic no matter how you choose it, but Slovenian has some really disparate sounding dialects, the speakers of which frequently don't find the sound of the other (and frequently the standard) appetizing.

>>65831354

195.214.255.208:27015

>>65831463
Hello
do you not have facebook ?
or vk
or whatever they use in macedonia ?

It's an "artistic" photo
you can clearly see that because she's holding a professional camera

>>65831553
>It's an "artistic" photo
Ha.

You can only find out if you Skype with her I guess.

>>65831453
actually trully polish attitude - more or less something like adjust or die. Our language, our religion and history is who we are

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>>65831293
that's just sad

>mfw I can go to Prague and speak hardcore moravian with my mates and the clueless praguefags won't understand a word even tho it's still Czech in theory

>>65831278
Ape ю oк выз виc?
/video283667489_456239020

>>65831717
Post pron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbu40DdVCTE

>>65830973
>implikuješ že čeština a slovenština jsou 2 jazyky Jsou stejné až na pár jiných tvarů, já myslel spíš takové ty kokotiny jako shoda přísudku s podmětem, příčestí minulé/budoucí a další pičoviny které sám netuším co vlastně kurva jsou ale stejně z nějákého důvodu existují.

Pravda, ale povieš to ľuďom a urazia sa. A gramatika praindoeurópčiny bola ešte komplikovanejšia. Štúr, Dobrovodský... sa asi len snažili opísať gramatiku hovoreného jazyka nejakým pseudo logickým spôsobom

>>65831842
/video-126947424_456242092

>>65831702
Akým nárečím hovoríš? Východomoravským či hanáckym?

>>65832003
lewd

>>65830973
post more wacky stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QhZTfNaiHA

>>65831702
Post some examples of Moravian vs Bohemian dialect

>>65832053
Pocházím od Hodonína ale už dlouho žiju v Brně takže tak asi něco mezi hanáckým nářečím a hantecem :DD

>>65831717
B Бpecтe вaтaнoв бoльшe чeм в Гoмeлe, пoвepь. Дa и cпpocили "cтapoe пoкoлeниe". B тoм жe Mинcкe бyдyт coвceм дpyгиe oтвeты .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZhzEiFDv_g

>>65831293
here's an example of Silesian if anyone's interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrkFpmvdWpU
it's sounds to Poles more or less as wacky as Czech

on scale 1 to annual tractor racing, how redneck is your home region?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGjoySOsXDk

>>65832342
Vocaroo prosím :D

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>>65832854
>vocaroo
pls ne

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>>65832802
Nigga, tractor racing is still too advanced for us.

>>65832802
Tractors are tools, not something for fun desu

How many of you Russians have done military service? How was it?

>>65833098
Ok, tak to skús napísať foneticky.

Hantec mi príde ako taký český cockney slang.

>>65833263
>tools
>not fun
I thought you Slovenians are Germanized too

>>65833306
finns spy. watch out

>>65833500
We are not autistic

>>65833306
Not all Slavs are Russians, mind you.

>>65833584
come on
don't tell me you don't have a favorite drill brand

>>65829443
>>65829524
Omg she s so ugly
Typical fingol

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>>65833263
>Tractors are tools, not something for fun desu

>>65833781
Moment, vy počúvate hudbu z vŕtačiek :D?

>>65833356
>Ok, tak to skús napísať foneticky.
Nevím co mám písat :D
>Hantec mi príde ako taký český cockney slang.
To bych ani neřekl, to by asi spíš byla Praha a jejich helé koukéj.
Hantec je prostě čeština s prodlóženýma ó místo ou atp. a hromadou přetvořených německých slov.

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>>65833886
>>65833781
>these are the people I share a language family with

>>65831458
She won't be considered beautiful here
MB you balcaniggers have fetish on blonds and don't see their ugly faces

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>>65833951
>implying modern music doesn't drill into your head

>>65831458
just come to bulgaria
it's literally flooded with russian slags and even more during the summer

>>65834010
Belarus is a tractor superpower
they make tractors for everything, even russian nukes
you really hurt him
you should apologize

>>65834005
Myslím v tom, že aj v cockney aj v hantecu je veľa slov ktoré boli naschvál vytvorené, aby im druhí nerozumeli. A cockneyom nemyslím ten prízvuk, ale rýmovací slang:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang

>>65833951
no, axle grinders and bins have much better sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7NcCtY2OM

>>65834012
I'm not planning on marrying her you mongol.

>>65834049
Montenegro is the same.
And already got a place there, so sorry senpai :(

>>65834010
>>65834074
Seconding. You should apologize.

>>65834010
>that rainbow bracelet
>that small hand
>Them small fingers
>that tiny wrist

he's a faggot alright.

>>65834246
no you don't get it
russians are literally everywhere it's nothing like montenegro

>>65834340
Montenegro is worse, trust me.

There's barely 600k people living in montenegro

300k russian AT LEAST come each year.

It's like half their population become russian.

>>65834049
He s nolife beta who can only write litters in the internet, what are you talking about?))

>>65834246
But you called that 4/10 selyachka "cutie" you stupid virgin
>mongol
t. cigan

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>>65833263

>>65834340
You can't prohibit it to us, angry poor kid)

>>65834540
are you implying i would deny my cock blonde russian pussy? you are wrong

>>65834395
>>65834340
I don't see what's wrong. I wish we had them.

>>65834647
>i wish we had them
xaxaxa why

>>65834586
dreamer-theorist confirmed
All which your cock isn't denyed are your right-left hands, watermelon and hole in your mum's sofa, loser)

>>65834766
I don't know. Why not? Would be fun.

>>65834783
if you weren't a virgin you'd know russian girls like to fuck around, it's not hard to fuck one

brit slags are much more degenerate though

>>65834647
Do you have sea?

>>65833263
Hello herr Slovenstein. Arbeit gut, fun not gut, ja?

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>all these butthurt Eastern Europeans (and one Caucasian)

>>65834647
Offtopic, but are you the Macedonian who found cases in other Slavic languages hard? If yes, what language are you learning?

>>65834154
Hej tak daleko jsem to nikdy nezkoumal :D
Stejně v běžným hovoru jde většinou jen o jiný tón, "su" místo "jsem" a "šalina" místo "tramvaj". Zase tak velký rozdíl to není.
Ale jako umím taky nahodit hantec typu "Jak borec dovalil kalit na prigl." :D

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>>65834848
No, the Grecoturcs took it away from us.

>>65834938
Yes.

>If yes, what language are you learning?
Nothing at the moment.
I'm thinking to start Java maybe.

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>>65834858
ordnung must sein

>>65834845
after reading you messages I recognised that you re just fantasizing virgin nigger kid with stupid fetish on ugly blond girls
you even hadn't seen russians in your life if you think that we are blonds who always horse- or pig- faced

Also you live somewhere in village faraway from sea, virgin))

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>>65834928
And to think we were about to ask Italy to give you back that beach...

>>65835006
Nj no myslím ten hardcore hantec :D

Mimochodom, aké nárečie je to v tej reklame na kulajdu? "Redukujó, do vaničké" :D?

>>65834798
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm ok with any Slavs coming over in as many numbers as they can.

>>65835036
Sorry but we don't travel anywhere without sea)) we like beaches,sunlight.) and holiday romances)))))

/nizhny/

>>65835057
why are you so insecure, i never said you are only blonde, i said i like the blonde russian girls and nobody's talking about pig faces

are you genuinely autistic or just a kid

>>65835193
muhosransk thread?

Who /orsk/ here?

>>65835038
hey look, I found some Slovene folk music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSy2DcATYUo
not bad, Slovenia, I'm impressed

>>65835191
W-we can into three lakes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5CMlTuV2rgA

>>65835350
>policaj
>grenadir
>ja
wew when will Germans stop stealing words from us

>>65835296
Haha you have shit taste)) but for niggers, turks, (and fantasizing virgins as personally your case)))) ) zoophilia (fetish on piggish fingols) is forgivable )) have a nice day, loser, mb sometimes you 'll get laid)))))

>>65835402
Its only for macedonians) no one foreigner will go for poor lakes without hotels, beaches, clubs and other)

>>65835350
gut song desu

>>65832448
Bce oтвeчaют пo pyccки. Tы чтo хoтeл cкaзaть тo? Чтo пoнимaют вoпpoc нa мбoвe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5e7UwDCak

>>65834010
what's wrong?

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>>65835563
We don't go there either. It's mostly Bulgarians, sometimes Serbs, old Dutch and Danish people.

>>65829443
But instead of it miss Albania can be yours

>>65835622
he's living way too south and dislikes work

What true slavs are?
1. Poland.
2. Montenegro.
????

>>65835083
>Nj no myslím ten hardcore hantec :D
Tož ten borec dovalil na ten prigl kopl do sebe hafo škopků vykóřil hafo špinek pak si narazil betelnó koc, sedl na šalinu a valil zas zpátky do Štatlu.
Něco v tomhle stylu?

Někde doma mám skvělou knihu "Velká kniha hantecu", kde jsou dějiny Štatlu a Česka přepsané v hantecu a to je hafo čurina :D

>Mimochodom, aké nárečie je to v tej reklame na kulajdu? "Redukujó, do vaničké" :D?
To má být Hanácky ale je to silně přibarvené :D
Je to tam ale super dětství, když jsem byl ve škole tak jsem tam přes hody nemusel chodit protože obléct si kroje a chlastat 3 dny v kuse slivovici je folklor :D

>>65835495
xaxaxa holy shit you are such an insecure turbo virgin lmao

>>65835711
we are so slavic we shit kolovrats

>>65835567
ja

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>>65835676
>you wouldn't

>>65835820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxK9oUoDLk

>>65835692
I'm pretty sure people who race tractors are the ones who hate work since the gas in the tank could be used during work instead

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Reminder.

>>65836049
Is something wrong with your rendering or you saved it at crappy jpeg quality?

>tfw no slavic friend

>>65836131
бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяя

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>>65836131
>want to join Vostok battlaion
>my BMI less than 18.5 and i have astma and dont spek fluent rusian
Why do you wish to die so hard?

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>>65835959

>>65835762
turkish beta virgin pls)

>>65836308
by the way you post i can see that you are the turkish beta virgin, its obvious

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>>65835820
>pic
Please GTFO

>>65836079
dunno, maybe both?

>>65836131
You're doing this because of your "mommy" right?
I hope you change your mind, you'd get rekt way too soon and mommy wouldn't even recognize you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6bj-jixn1w&list=LL-QfzeSPL4rYu-m-bhr5DrA&index=1

>>65835839
she s very beaty and hot unlike blond insexy pigs and horses))
every healthy man will pick her instead these >>65831458 >>65829788 monsters

>>65836380
you didn't answer the question

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>>65836380
>173 sm
Kek boy I m woman and have nearly same height)
in slavic countries you are literal manlet

>>65836336
nope, virgin and t*rk are only you here))

>>65836501
i do it)))

Please do not engage in discussion with the mentally deficient

>>65836628
You must grow if you want donetsk gf))

>>65836624
send your sister here next summer
she needs a taste of the big bulgar cock ;^)

must be depressing living in shithole full of small peepee autists

>>65835735
Nerozumiem škopek, pringl a koc :D

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>>65836578
>I m woman

>>65836686
>the mentally deficient
It s about British poster? why?)

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>>65836720
Why are you so primitive all the time?
And why do you keep coming here?

>You have to wait a while before reporting another post.
dammit hirohujto, I am not paying for your shekel pass

>>65836745
He has (had?) a care worker which he called his mummy gf

>>65836359
What's your OS/Browser?

>>65836762
дeceн в бpaдaтa ти - пълнa yпoйкa

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>>65836628
it be issued complete with donetsk gf

>>65836720
>big bulgar cock
Mb but
1. not yours
2. not turkish (=not yours) )))))
>depressing shithole
Says bulgarian villageman beta schoolboy

>>65836833
heh but why mummy and why Poklonskaya?)

>>65837098
Serious case of assburger

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>>65836834
If I told you I'd have to kill you.

>>65836944
Don't insult best neighbor, stupid drunkard.

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>>65836352
Bbut slavs hate anime. Its a shame to a human being to post this satanic pics.

>>65836944
>1. not yours
wrong = 19cm
>2. not turkish
true
>Says bulgarian villageman beta schoolboy
i'm 22 and im betting my ass youre some skinny 60kg bitchboy that i would stomp the fuck out of in 2 seconds

>>65837205
I don't insult all bulgarian people, I myself have this ancestry, I insult only this sick beta loser not all country)))

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>>65837301
>Bbut slavs hate anime.

>>65837353
>have this ancestry
Volga Bulgarian? kek

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>>65837354
wrong choice

As i know Bulgaria and Roma is Roma. And not a slavs.

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>>65837205
hi

>>65837398
he has gypsy mentality, he's not even slav

>>65837398
>im 55kg is that bad
if youre a woman - no

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>>65837301
Yes, that's right :3

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>>65837421
I love how 4chan Russians are all illiterate peasants.

Go back to Dvach, comrade.
>>65837428
We gotta build a new Friendship Bridge with EU funds, f a m. ))

I made popcorn just to find the thread severely polluted.

>>65837454
do you even know what gypsy mentality is, autist? they're pussy ass faggots who want to steal copper cable and beg on the streets, that's gypsy mentality

you are partly of gypsy mentality from the pussy ass faggot part

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>>65837392
who said that I chose her?

>>65837336
Stop fantasizing and lieing in the in internet, your miserable poor life wouldn't get better because you can lie a lot, virgin schoolish fag))

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>>65837301
Heresy

>>65837428
fug, thought you were bulgaria

>>65837546
me, just now

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>>65837576
>fug, thought you were bulgaria
You almost guessed
>>65837645

>>65837553
would love to stomp your faggot head until you start groaning from brain damage 2bh

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>>65837540
Dud all you talk is we wuz kangs and how alpha you are. You are not contributing anything, you don't know shit about Slavic languages, don't know about our history - I've been observing you.
I truly wonder why the fuck are you here.. to pick on Serbs all day?

And yes gypsies have this wewuz mentality but they chicken out when confronted much like you would in that case.

now gtfo to /balk/ or some other shit containing tread on /int/ pls

>>65837576
Can you tell fortunes on the arm?

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>>65837677

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>>65837677
You're based noble Lithuania(not peasant Litva) that sends humanitarian aid trucks to Moldova. :DDDD

>>65837645
>>65837576
Huj li vy tu delate, pedali? Na huj iz /slav!

>>65837720
post pic so we can tell

>>65837376
heh in southern russia and eastern ukraine a lot of them, also there are whole villages with people bulgarian/german/greek ancestory, go educate yourself)

Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem po grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Očenәš zmolәš.

I love this pasta :3

>>65837749
Huj li vy tu delate, pedali? Na huj iz /slav, ne /kavkaz! :D

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>>65837513
>they mak me angry and upset
man the fuck up, you said you're going to war!

>>65837684
do you want to see if i will chicken out, bitch? i will fucking kill you just give me a way to contact you and i will come to you, i promise

skype, facebook anything
if not, i will give you, and will wait for you to write to me

>>65837755
>bulgarian/german/greek
I wonder which one is the worst from these 3.

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>>65837748
>humanitarian aid trucks to Moldova.
for them ?

>>65837398
>ur acting lik a nigger btw
only in internet he s virgin irl, don't pay attention)
>55 kg
Kek you are girl now, you don't have at least a little muscles omg

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>>65837838
We could tell what do you have to focus on.
You should definitely start lifting.

>>65835735
>>65835083
Speak English or get out of here to /v4/. Nobody understands your languages.

>>65837720
How old are you?

>>65837886
rude

>>65837749
I don't understand it I am deeply sorry

>>65837684
>Dud all you talk is we wuz kangs
>to pick on Serbs all day?
that's me though

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>>65837850
This whole act of yours is primary school-tier, 13y old čefur kids act like that here.

And needless to say, they either chicken out or bring 10 friends

grow the fuck up you infantile

>>65837925
>/slav/
>speak english

>>65837679
Well let's look at , what you wrote )) Seems like you're really a contused , mentally injured imbecile )) I can say this face to face ,how about you come and listen?) All this bullshit that you wrote is just plain simple fucking lies , you indoor rambo)) your life wouldn't get better cuz you wrote a lot)) bullshiting isn't a hard job, lots of fags like you melted in spring )) People say about fags like you: Mom didn't want it, dad didn't even try) Read my message to you closely and try to analise it and make some conclusions for yourself)

>>65837925
This is /slav/ ffs

>>65837961
So all bulgarians are these primitive wewuzians who think very highly of themselves but in reality they act like gypsies?

>>65836725
>škopek
pivo
>pringl
*prigl
Brněnská přehrada
>koc
holka
>>65837925
pls no rude
it's like 1968 all over again

>>65837878
Macedonian are literally greek+bulgarian

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>>65837886
>that bordergore

>>65837925
At least Czechs understand us and we understand them. Is Russian mutually intelligible with anything?

And sorry, but on /v4/ Magyars would be butthurt by that.

>>65837945
transdniestria is iop tier sheeeeeet. I know

>>65838077
>/slav/
>speak unintelligible for other slavs Czech and Slovak

>>65838187
Aren't Czech and Slovak just dialects? What was the official language of Czechoslovakia?(like in parliament and what not)

>>65838019
just like i thought
euphoric faggot pseudo-intellectual pussies out
youre nothing but a bitch, remember that

my offer still stands

Why did your governments steal the food aid we gave you in the 90's

>>65838019
Btw I wanted to ask

Is čefur a term referring to Bosnians only, or to all ex-yu immigrants?

>>65838158
Not me though.

Maybe half-Bulgarian if you consider Macedonians that.

>>65838223
Well there's an opportunity to get acquainted with another language. Isn't that great?

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1. Cunt.
2. Age.
3 Eyes color.
4. Consider oneself to a slav?
4. Do you like gay parades and anime?

>>65838091
all i see is some bitch barking at me
did you google all these cool reddit idioms to BTFO me xDD??

little faggot youd get fucked, i welcome you to come to bulgaria, i will personally fuck you

>>65838348
Nice try mr. FSB agent.

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>>65837925
I do
Considering the amount of kacap runes in this thread you might just as well fuck off back to /rus/, hypocrite. This is /slav/ and we can speak slav here all we want, you won't take away our freedums

>>65838187
>Is Russian mutually intelligible with anything?
Only Belarusian, Ukrainian and Polish, kek

>>65838091
>пepeвecти пacтy, чтoбы cлaть ee нa фopч
Дa y нac тyт втopaя Эпoхa Пpocвeщeния.

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>>65838348
flag
29
blue
yes
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXT16Rs4vdQ

>>65838306
All that is south of Slovenia, they really do have different mentality. It's the stockhold syndrome they have for turks

>>65838234
No sry I'm not gonna waste time and money just to beat up a gypsy somewhere in vulgaria. Grow up kiddo

>>65838348
Nahuj pošjol so svoimi oprosami. Da, ja hač, no tebja éto jebat' ne dolžno.

>>65838473
give me your address you fucking faggot bitch stop claiming youre gonna do shit when you pussy out from talking to me come on

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>>65838525
grow up

>>65838233
There are some differences that make slovak different enough to be considered a language
iirc both were official, in parliament Slovaks spoke slovak and Czechs spoke czech
by the way our current minister of finance is a Slovak (and a jew)

>>65838574
Is it similar to Norwegian and Swedish/Croatian and Serbian or much more different?

>>65838572
fuck you you little fucking western pussy

>>65838309
>Well there's an opportunity to get acquainted with another language. Isn't that great?
Togda bylo by lepje, že jeste spoznali medžuslovjanski
*mimohodom medžuslovjanski autist*

>>65838223
You guys often type here in Russian and I don't mind, I want to improve my comprehension skills.
Yet you complain.

>>65838233
Official language of communist and federal Czechoslovakia were both Czech and Slovak. During first republic (1918-1939) they were considered equal, official forms of the Czechoslovak language. This notion is not popular todat, but from objective criteria, they basically are 1 language, certainly more than Standard and Swiss German. But we have a separate literary tradition and history, so they are considered official languages. I am happy with that, because it blocks Czech nationalist retards from claiming Slovak is an inferior dialect of Czech and Slovak nationalist retards from claiming Dzech is just an inferior dialect of Slovak. Speakers of either language are not subtitled on the TVs of both countries and you can use both languages in official stuff in both countries.

>>65838765
I'd like to learn that but...uh...* makes a random excuse *

>>65838436
Do you understand Ukrainian? Be honest.

>>65838369
>kokok
Suddenly, a voice came from the chamber-pot party. But guys did not pay any attention to these screechy shouts, as usual. Let the cock crow, what can you expect of him? A brat is not a person, and tonight it’s going to have a very tough night. Throughout the last year and a half, every single one of his nights was like this, thus now its anus has been stretched so wide that one could easily hide a can of condensed milk inside of it

>>65829363
https://youtu.be/MyccgXCvGlE

>>65838436
>Russian
>intelligible with Polish
I barely recognize like every 5th word of Russian, I don't understand shit from it.

>>65838776
>you can use both languages in official stuff
So a Slovak can write in Czech in documents/school/uni/etc (in Slovakia) if he wants and vice versa?

New
>>65838864
>>65838864
>>65838864

>>65838830
so autistic

>>65838897
>я cлeдyющий гoд
>>65836841

>>65838348
1. Serbia
2. 23 years old
3. dark brown
4. yes, it's an ethnolingistuic group after all, you just need to have slavic as your mother language
5. i don't like any parades and i like anime

>>65838823
>Do you understand Ukrainian? Be honest.
80-90%, if they speak slowly

>>65838574
>>65838633
The thing is, they already had differences in the 15th century... but so had literary Czech vs Common Czech. So with a strict enough definition, you can say Czech are 2 mutually intelligible languages that are both intelligible with Slovak

To me it is semantics. I can speak to my Czech buds like I speak to guys from my hometown and we all understand each other. If you define language by mutual intelligibility, they are 1 language, if by linguistic differences, they are 3 languages.

>>65838897
Why is it watching me?

>>65839027
>3 languages
Bohemian, Moravian and Slovak?

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>>65838992
ok

>>65838845
Yes, we have a Czech professor in Uni who lectures in Czech, gives exams in Czech and students reply in Slovak.

>>65839059
Nah, literary Czech, common Czech and Slovak.

>>65839099
>>65839150
>literary Czech and common Czech
Don't you also have literary Slovak and common Slovak?

Also, do Czech and Slovak have any proper dialects(not accents and a few regional words) in and of themselves?

This seems incredibly silly to me. You two guys should've united(under a real identity instead of Czech'o'slovak) and made an unified literary standard.

>>65839059
And for example I have a philosophy of law book that is written partially in CZ and partially in SK.

I can give you an idea of the similiarity/difference by translating a Czech guys post in here to Slovak:
CZ: Pocházím od Hodonína ale už dlouho žiju v Brně takže tak asi něco mezi hanáckým nářečím a hantecem :DD
SK: Pochádzam z Hodonína ale už dlho žijem v Brne takže tak asi niečo medzi hanáckym nárečím a hantecom.

>>65839358
This is incredibly silly.....

>>65839346
No, Slovak is write as you speak, so the written and spoken variety are the same. We have dialects.

We would never unite in that way as there is no need (I understand Czechs and have no need to speak like them) and we are proud of our languages. They also sound different and have a distinct melody, this enables beautiful duets, and the differences in words can be often used for humor. It is good this way.

Czech and Slovak duet:
https://youtu.be/6qZJTDuPVr0

Girl sings Czech, guy Slovak.

>In 1836, Ľudovít Štúr, the leader of the Slovak national revival in the 19th century wrote a letter to the important Czech historian František Palacký. Stating that the Czech language used by the Protestants in Upper Hungary had become incomprehensible for the ordinary Slovaks, Štúr proposed to create a unified Czechoslovak language, provided that the Czechs would be willing to use some Slovak words – just like Slovaks would officially accept some Czech words.
>However in the first half of the 20th century the radical concept of „czechoslovakism“ set forward the Czech language as the literary norm, while the Slovak language was considered to be a local dialect, as well as the Moravian language. The concept of Czechoslovakism was necessary in order to justify the establishment of Czechoslovakia to the world, because otherwise the statistical majority of the Czechs as compared to Germans would be rather weak.

This is a very shitty situation of history fucking someone over, t b h. I'm sorry for you lads.

>>65839399
>This is incredibly silly.....
y tho? I think it's cool
also I thought you have itthe same with Romanian/Moldovian
does Moldovia even have a language?

>>65838348
Flag
22 in December
Dark grey-green (like fingols)
Yes, sarmatian master race
Gay parade - should be illegal, there should be no penalthy for beating shit out of them
Anime -Daisuki, like every honored polish poster

>>65839399
Why should we artificially unite identities separated for 1000 years?

We have good relations with them, so it is not because we hate each other.

An artificial "Czecho-Slovak" would sound like commie era political officer speech.

>>65839542
No, Moldavians use the same literary standard. The only difference is accent(which is common to both Moldovans and Romanian Moldavians) and to a few archaisms(which aren't exclusive to the 'Moldovan' area) and russisms.
>>65839674
How did they separate? By that logic Germany and Italy should never have united either. Or even Romania. It's pretty clear Czech and Slovak are subgroups of dialects of the same language. Your problem seemed to be that you didn't find a middle ground and instead tried to make an uneasy union of two identities instead of creating a new third one encompassing both.

>>65839539
Why?

You have to consider in the 19th century, peqsants would not understand someone from 100 km away due to dialects. It is 2016 and I have no problems understanding Czech, probably because standard Slovak and Czech are very close,

>>65839777
IT wasn't uneasy at all
You've been told several time we understand each other to the point where we can speak each his own and have a conversation

>>65839777
Because we are not the same people. Are brithers the same person? And I am happy with separate states as they are now, there is no border check there anyways.

Btw I can produce sentences very different from Czech, through they are rare:
SK: Ťava se potácala po izbe a zničila stoličku.
CZ: Velbloud se potácel po pokoji a zničil židli.

>>65839791
Same in Albania and I'm pretty sure Gheg and Tosk are even more different than Czech and Slovak.

Why do you want to be smaller if you could be part of something greater? It's not like you'd be losing your identity and being assimilated into Czechdom if a middle ground literary language was made.

I'm not very familiar with your history so I can't bring up a plausible name, but you wouldn't stop being a Slovak, you'd only be a Slovak as a regional identity within a greater one.

>>65839777
*brothers