>You will never get to move to Europe and live a comfy lifestyle.

You can get a working holiday visa to France. If you really want to move, you can. It might mean you have to marry a French girl, but it's far from impossible.

>>65818891
No need to complain. All aussies are cool surfer dudes with a nice hairline/body.

>>65818927
>It might mean you have to marry a French girl, but it's far from impossible.
>Implying I can talk to girls.

My dad's family is from Italy so I can (I think) get citizenship via ancestry. IIRC I am eligible for this so this problem is covered.

>>65818891
iktfb
Mediterranean diaspora reporting in.
I wish I hadn't been born in Australia.
I'd just love to live in a country with history and culture. Something better than crushing xxxx gold tinnies because your footy team won the game on saturday, then dragging in your V8 commodore with the yobbo down the road, would be nice.

;_;
>one shot at life
>born in Australia

Make money and retire soon in some cheap yet comfy place like Croatia

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>You will never be a aussie farmer living in isolation
>closest neighboor is 30 km from you
>closest village is 150 km
>major cities are all more than 3000 km away

Why even live?

>>65818891
>One chance at life
>Born at the least European country in Europe
And I'm talking about culture not immigrants before some sperg rushes in to say that Binland is 99% European (Mongolian)

>>65820775
>closest neighboor is 30 km from you
>only 30km

kek, eurosmalls

>>65820775
>Wanting to live in a barren wasteland.
>Falling for the Australian outback meme.
>Thinking it looks anything remotely like you see on postcards.

>>65820896
What do they even show them on the postcards? How the fuck do you even pretty up the outback?
Just an aerial shot of Arnham land?

>>65818891
>One shot at life
>Born in an overcrowded swamp

>never going to be road train driver in australia
>it's winter already
>trudeau still destroying canada

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>>65818891

>one shot at life
>live in an shithole that gets flooded with yugo and muslim immigrants

>>65820896
>Thinking i want to live there because "muh beautiful"
I want to live there because i wouldn't have to put up with mental retardation anymore. I would have peace...

>>65821111
nice quads

the new world needs to wiped and start again desu

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>One shot at life
>Born on an island chain that is the worst anglo and first world cunt that is only relevant because of a cancerous movie trilogy based on books written by a south african. It's also recently being swarmed by am*ricans and the leader is neo-liberal jewish cancer

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at least you weren't born in al-swedia first european caliphate

>>65821137
>i wouldn't have to put up with mental retardation anymore. I would have peace...

hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahha

So you've never met an anglo then?
Nor an abo?

The first ruins your dream of no mental retardadtion. The latter destroys your dream of peace.

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>one chance at life
>born in France

Could be worse senpai

>>65821244
>Born in a nation with history
>Born in a nation with culture
>Born in a nation with a beautiful language
>Born in a nation of relevance
>Born in one of the most important European nations
>Born in Europe
>Born in Europe
>Born in Europe

>>65820775
Move to inner Spain, problem solved

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>>65818891

>>65818891
>live in newfoundland
>because weather, basically everywhere is a shithole
>anywhere big town that isn't St. John's looks like a ghetto, and is dirty as fuck, or a fishing village with 20 people
>capital is becoming hipster-haven, feminists and numales everywhere
>university is so cheap if you're from here it's rarely worth leaving
>weather is miserable 90% of the time, always gross outside
>economy is shit
>worst education in the country outside of Quebec
>more in debt than any province relative to population
>tfw i'm too intelligent to enjoy the maritime lifestyle and mindset
>tfw everyone intelligent are 3rd-wave nutjobs
>tfw the university is fucking 90% parking lots with zero green space

Australia may be shit, at least you don't live in hell.

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>>65821244
Two days ago i saw a nigger in metro and my day was ruined.
I can't even imagine how you feel.

>>65821334
>inner Spain
>Madrid

What did he mean by this

>>65821174
take back your county, Swedebro

>>65821451

BLACK'D

>>65821496
sparsely populated area around Madrid

>>65821451
why?
black people and slavs have a lot in common

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>>65821511
They can't and won't before karma has run its course.

>be Bavarian
>life near the alps
>one of the richest regions in Europe
>several countries reachable withing 1-3 hours by car

it´s ok. Could be worse

>>65821569
I know Sweden has done many unjust acts towards Finns, but evenso, you cant possibly wish for them to end like this

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>Living in Australia.
>Love it and couldn't see myself living anywhere else in the world.

>all these first world babbies complaining.
I can't even move to a better place because I earn so little even with a college degree, and even if I could mov, people would treat me like shit because I'm Brazilian

>>65821689
>Being a pleb tradie.
>That's why.

>you will never live in Luxembourg
>you will never be bored some day and decide to walk around your entire country
>you will never know all the populace of your cunt
>your country will never be that moe

>>65821720
Do you look like a mulatto?

>>65821737
>Whining about nothing.
Yeah that seems to be getting you far.

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>>65821791
>TFW too intelligent to be a tradie.
>TFW graduating with HD average.

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I'm an American living in Europe right now and I'm still depressed. You can't escape a malaise of the soul even if you place yourself in the most foreign surroundings.

>>65821633

yes how dare we civilize them!!! sweden so evil!!!!!

Could be worse than Australia.

Many yuropoors spend s few months work and travel in Australia. So it can´t be that bad.

>>65821769
No, I have Portuguese heritage so I'm not pink skin type of white either.

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>>65818891
>born here
>go on holiday to europe
>come back
>mfw i will never have that comfy life here

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>>65821523
>>65821553
Niggers belong to Germany and Austira, take your citizen back pls.

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>>65821937
learn your own history

>>65821839
how comes swedes are so apologetic towards blacks, when they have almost no history of colonization, while they ignore their crimes agaisnt finnish people?

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>>65822058
????????

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>one chance at life
>born a jew
>jew country
>no culture, no history
>likely to die by being stabbed by a sandnigger or while fighting a war I don't really give a shit about.
>I will never be an European farmer, living by ancient traditions and moral.
>I will never live in a stable country with comfy economy and weather

>>65822202
most of great european writes were black
For example Pushkin or Alexander Dumas

>>65822230
I am pretty sure that as a jew, you come cone to Europea easily

>>65822230
>mentioning economy
GREED RUNS IN YOUR VEINS

>born in the worlds greatest colony that has since surpassed its parents
I wouldn't want to live anywhere else desu

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>>65821937

Only if you're taking yours back first

>>65822230
>>no culture, no history

ok, are you sure?

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>>65818891
>One shot at life.
>Born in a commieblock in the middle of snow wasteland
>see austrlian complaining about his life on 4chan

>>65822496
Do spiders the size of your dog hide in your toilet?

>>65822543
We used to have cockroaches in 90s, but then they all died out. Maybe it's too cold for them?

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>>65822496
iktf

>>65822702
at least you can travel and live in western europe any time you wish
russian anon cant

>>65818891
The grass is always greener on the other side mate

>>65822230
come home sefardi man

>>65821817
Mfw earn $3,000 a week being a tradie
Mfw already own several houses out right
Mfw I've already traveled the world and know you must be a dumb cunt if you think living there is better in anyway possible
Mfw when I would glass you in the face and tell you to get out

>>65818891
At least ur not born in a third world

>>65822994
Imagine.
Beiing 3rd world, brown little Asian muslim.

Guy, consider suicide.

>>65818891
>one shot at life
>born to boomer parents who work from home (living out in the middle of nowhere)
>parents make to much for me to be eligible for welfare
>can't move to where there's jobs or study because no money (and parents dont see why they should support)
What the fuck do I do guys? Even the army refused to take me. I don't want to be a neet for another year

If I go bum homeless around the city for awhile will I be able to get a job?

>>65822994
At least you have malaysian qts

>>65823814
Credit?

>>65822129
>crimes agaisnt finnish people?

Such as?

can the wogs in this thread please kill yourselves.

>>65818891
I always wanted to go to either Sweden or Italy, but after the recent events there, i don't think i should.

>>65822946
t. eats tomato sauce on his t-bone steak

I hope you anglos all get genocided

>>65818891
Why the fuck would I move to a country full of weak cunts and sandniggers?
The only downside to living here is the shit internet.

>Europe comfortable
delusional.

wish I was born white in japan so that I could be a special snowflake.

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I wish the Swiss would accept me...

>>65824055
letting finnish people stay alive. you could have been our savior

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>one shot at life
>born in the most autistic, melancholic depressed of all southern european countries

It's nice actually
Kinda of a good place for loners

this thread is really gay

>>65825790
fuck off cunt

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>one shot at life
>born in a meme country

>>65826112
fuck off cunt

Australia isn't so bad anon. You have a defined cultural heritage and a proud history. It could be worse!

>>65827174
fuck off cunt