>"Oh my god anon, I *LOVE* your accent! Say something

te la meto todita mami

g'day cunt

wanna root, sheila?

nice tits slut

Bora nessa, Vanessa.

>>65814270
>"the way we dress is not consent"

You're literally asking to be raped if you dress like that

>>65814270
>>65814270
iesi d-aicea curva proasta

>>65814270
my english accent sounds like a fucking russian villain from a 90s american action movie, so i really doubt you love it, slut

>>65814343
looks like all mexicans are rapists after all

>>65814410
just talk normal then you idiot. stop putting on a dumb accent

dingoh ayt moy baybee

Bäby let me put my kött in yöur bullar hähähä

sho ty hochesh od mene

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>>65814270
YES B'Y, MUDDER N FADDER GOT TREE YUNGSTERS IN DA CABIN UP ROUND DE ARM

SCHCHCEVEVINGEN KANKER VIEZE KANKERLIJERS IK NEUK JE KKR MOEDER VIEZE HOER

หี

Vitun lutka :D

>>65814419
BUILD IT!

yer lookin mighty fine ma'am

*spits*

Wud juu laik tu hääv seks wit mi?

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>>65814270

"We are the keepers of the continuum transfunctioner .

It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.

It is a very mysterious and powerful device.. "

>>65814270
I can't help but read that in a raspy feminine Londoner voice.

Welcome to the hydraulic press channel. I am extremely dangerous. I must deal with you.

>>65814879
SCREW THE UNIVERSE

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>>65814945
>SCREW THE UNIVERSE?

>>65814343

This is considered normal dress for slags in Britain.

>>65814270
that's the dumbest dress I've seen

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hao
de

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>>65814410
vocaroo pls

Йфыцгшщзэжюья

>>65814270
Howdy ma'am

*puts cowboy hat to chest*

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>yfw you go to South Africa and everyone loves your accent

i didn't think anyone liked ours

>>65814270

Mi se, all battyman a haffi burn.

>>65815912
U wot m8?

>>65814270
Zese brreasts are supple milk distrributorrs. If I could harrnes zem, zeir immense outflow would make an exssellent nutrition machinerry.

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>>65814879
I fucking love that movie

hungarian accent is cringeworthy, no need to lie, love

>>65814270
you look very different from your picture, you fucking chink.

>>65814270
itsa me, mario!

>>65816087
"I VANT to suck your blood!"

Well, it's festive

>>65816238
youve met some weird huns

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>>65815967

ZOLTAN!!

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haram haRAM HARAM HARAM HARAM

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>>65816143
Kekkery

>>65814879
DUDE
>>65815967
WEED
>>65816342
LMAO

nys

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>people liking the North American Accent

>>65814646
WENN DEINE FREUNDIN CHILLEN WILL KEIN PROBLEM

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>tfw I have a multilingual qt who I make do this all of the time

>>65814270
lets fuc-
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

i wana fak jöör ääshoul

Why do thais sound calm cool and collected when they speak in their broken english accents but sound like a shrieking filipino monkey when speaking thai?

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>I *LOVE* your accent!
>never going to hear those words because we speak English
what's the point of living

>>65814270
HEIL HITLER! VORWÄRTS ZUM ENDSIEG

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>>65816758
You must be literally deaf if you think Thai, an actual regal language descended from the Sukhothai Kingdom, sounds anything like any of those bastard flip island prattle.

Thai:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkNoURCyjTg

Flip (probably Tagalog):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-v8OMa6U1Q

Dahz zis vooman reekognize Russian accent?
I actually don't speak like this, but whatever.

>>65814270
M'lady, there are no words in this universe - indeed, in this entire dimension of existence - that could encapsulate the sheer breadth of sensations your staggeringly monumental beauty causes in my mortal loins. I envision not a single way I could do justice to the vast oceans of fantastic visual qualities you possess. Indeed, I have not a single realistic path forward in this, and it is my one and only option, to return to my maternal progenitor's subterranean sanctuary, where my ever-important manure submitting duties await. *tips fedora* *turns 1080 degrees and walks the fuck out of there*

>>65816691
My German brother, I need only but the artist name. I beg of you.

>>65817420
what kind of parents name their daughter 'pancake' ?

>>65815855
cute

ni hao plz gib me tittays

I love your tattas, so round bumbers make me wana howl while eating your scoobysnacks

>>65814375
Ce faci in Rusia Razvane?

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>>65814270
Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>65819078
Da tu in italia Ioane?

>>65814410
this

i am literally Ivan Drago

ai bird fancy a shag behind the bushes?

>>65814343
URM
LISTEN HERE SHITLORD

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How do i speak english in perfect accent? Am korean btw have little korean accent but that doesn't mean i pronounce shit right

Pretty often people misintepret me and its a pain

>>65814646
KANKER LEKKAH! GEZELLIG EFFEH PATSEH!

>>65819721
It's probably your intonation unless you still can't differentiate r and l.

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>>65814270
Would you like a shmoke en a pancake? You know, a flapjack en a shigarette? No? Shigar en a waffel? No? Pipe en a krep? No? Bong en a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no plieshing you.

>>65814270
etzala zu rewe gehen

>>65814270
>fishing for (you)s with pics of tits

Here's a (You)

>>65816691
>>65818596
Por favor, Hans.

zin in vieze geile neukseks?

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>>65816558
Looks like someone's ROACH fell out, eh?

Eh?

>>65814270
Abraham Lincoln was craa-aazy!
Wasn't nothing wrong with slavery!

>>65816659
Ik habe Stoff und Schnaps

>>65814270
Isn't that the roastie from star wars?

>>65814270

Cor look at the bazungas on that, how about you round my gaff for a bit of rumpy pumpy you filthy little tart

>>65814270
>O-omelette du fromage

WABOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEE swear ta fuk luv ur absolutely beaut but if you don't let me suck on em er tits swear ta fuk im gonna knahk yer fukn ballix in so i am fuuuuuccccccckkkk

>>65814270
yeah nah scarnon shiela fang us a darb wouldcha?

I have an American accent.

The only person who ever told me that she thought it was sexy was a Filipina clothing attendant at an Armani Exchange in Dubai.

Me cago en tus muertos payasa.

Dale sacate la bombachita putita dale

>>65814270
Podstav' mne svoyu zadnicu

Curva dracu, marsi de aici

Misses b'y go off to da kitchin and get me feed of jigs before I slapps yer cupboard shut

>>65814270
Chupa-me a gaita com fervor, por favor

*whispers in her ear* allahu akbar

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>>65826099
>tfw

velkam tu tö hytraulik pres tsänel

Yeah, nah get fucked

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I'd reckon that this is a fine day with you around ma'am

>>65814270
Eбaнoe cyкa билeт <3

jskaksjskkajsjlajahajsjskka la wea weon culiao

>>65814270
want to see my model train collection?

>>65814270
I slam my dam into your beaver Eh

>>65814270
>Thai flag
>wonder if she's hiding his cock

>tfw hardcore slovak accent cause i grew up speaking heavy accent already
>everyone thinks im crazy russian ready to knife them for 3€

feels fucking bad

>>65814270
Saptamana viitoare o sa fii in lactatie.

On va à ma barraque ? J'ai un cubis de Villageoise et je pourrai te péter la rondelle.

>>65814270
helou teer seksi

>>65814270

oh hey dere, just on my wey from minot to farego

ELLO MOITE LETS AVE A BOINK

when the Duce will reing over the world capitalism and degeneracy will be eradicated from this planet
SALUTO AL DUCE

>>65814270
Would you like *squeak* f-fries with that....?

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>>65814270
>*stares at you*
>"No socks indoors"

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>>65814270
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD NORMIE REEEEEE"

>>65814270
ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

Să mă cac pe pizda ta, fă