>anon you're from australia? oh my god how do you live

>>65811707
Is it Bear Grylls?

Bears are bro tier

ASDAS

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>>65811707
Here we use bears to guard our pot plants.

>>65811707
what do you mean?, bears are not poisonous

>>65812222
>see a spider, squish him
>see a bear, get squished
which should I be more afraid of?

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>>65812222
Here they fly sometimes

>>65812243
spiders can appear in you shoes, bears are too big to do that

>>65812243
>one goes out of its way to be kilometers away from you
>other one hides in the fucking bushes and trees just waiting to attack you
gee, I dunno

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>>65812244
>the bear died

>>65812244
>>65812310
kek'd
but HOW?

>>65812335
Probably jumped from a tree or something

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>>65812059
or they drink stolen beer while guarding the grow ops

>>65812361
I'm in NB and I'd never seen this before, gave me a kek.

I'm less surprised about bears drinking moosehead than I am to hear Mexicans do.

>>65812409
yeah that's really frigging weird. I thought Moosehead was only drank in the Maritimes.

>>65812059
>using black bears to guard anything
Should've gotten some grizzlies.

>>65811707

Whose pair of shoes are those lying on the ground?

>>65812335
shot to death

>>65812282
>hides in the fucking bushes and trees just waiting to attack you

Sounds like bears desu

>>65812437
Me too

>>65811707
yea I thought it was just a joke
but when I traveled people thought it was for SRS

but then when you think about it, I've probably killed more snakes that 80% of the worlds population
birds attack me daily
I almost got eaten by a salt water crocodile
and I got stuck in a 50X300M white tail spider web that they made after a fire front

overseas people saw a window spider and freaked out
I didn't see a single spider in the whole of fucking france