bros tell me what texas is like I want to hear about the

>>65810728
Exactly like the picture

T. Texan

Ugly, boring, without culture.

>>65810728
Pretty good 2bh, vies with Virginia for being the best place in the South.

Steers

And

Queers

>>65811234
>tfw your mess hall doesn't serve chicken and waffles on a daily basis

>>65810728
Dumb, fat, stupid, conservative. Lots of fast food and gun violence.

I love it

>>65810728
Stuff like this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Horn_shooting_controversy

>On a Sunday in early December 2007, Quanell X and dozens of members of the New Black Panther Party planned a march through Pasadena Texas to protest. They were faced with hundreds of homeowners who counter-demonstrated against the protest. Horn's supporters did confront Quanell and the New Black Panthers by revving their motorcycle engines and chanting "USA" and repeatedly telling the black activist to "get a job". After about 15 minutes of being shouted down by Horn supporters, Quanell X and his supporters decided to abandon their demonstration.

>>65811288
Also full of beaners, Pakis, and blacks (after Katrina).

Niggers try an rob jeffs jewlry store In Conroe Texas. Owner pulls AK-47 and gets shot at by the nigs and still returns fire. Several employees return fire and kill one and others flee in white dodge charger.

http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/10/04/texas-store-employee-uses-ak-47-stop-4-armed-robbers/

>>65810728
Look for old movie called "The Last Picture Show", it will tell you more about Texas than you want to know

its hot as fuck

flat desert in all directions

Dallas/FW area is pretty cool

Ive heard the corpus christi area is nice.

Apparently the stuff that goes on in KOTH is fairly accurate

>>65811460
>flat desert in all directions
that's wrong though

http://abc13.com/news/police-pastor-shoots-intruder-at-baytown-church/888280/

>>65811491

well thats what it looked like when I visited

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http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Jury-acquits-escort-shooter-4581027.php

>A Bexar County jury on Wednesday acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of murder in the death of a 23-year-old Craigslist escort.
>Gilbert's defense team conceded the shooting did occur but said the intent wasn't to kill. Gilbert's actions were justified, they argued, because he was trying to retrieve stolen property: the $150 he paid Frago. It became theft when she refused to have sex with him or give the money back, they said.

I got relocated to College Station for work, everything is fucking miles apart, everyone drives 10 mph under the speed limit and comes to full stops at yellow lights, every restaurant is a fucking chain, and the accent grates on me like nothing else.

H.E.B. is the best supermarket I've ever shopped at and no state income tax is kinda nice though.

>>65810728
Not that great

>tornados
>hurricanes
>Texans

West coast best coast

Executes any special needs people, many extreme laws against gay people, hicks, "God hates kikes coons and queers" skinheads, and white trash, but low taxes and has a high amount of natural resources.
Essentially the anti cali and the closest thing to /pol/'s wetdream but with a democratic body.

nature is bretty nice in northern texas but the people are among the worst in the us