How is history taught in your country? Are you taught to be

>the Founders were CIS male scum who kept slaves and abused/raped them
>we killed 100 billion Injuns
>Harriet Tubman blah blah blah
>Jim Crow yak yak yak
>industrial capitalists like John Rockefeller whipped and oppressed their workers
>United Fruit Company exploited the working class of Honduras or something
>women's suffrage yadda yadda yadda
>Joe McCarthy was the worst human being to ever live
>mmmmuh civil rights movement
>mmmmuh women's lib movement
>the CIA overthrew some commie dictator in a country nobody's ever heard of
>how terrible
>Richard Nixon was evil
>Ronald Reagan destroyed America for all time until Bill Clinton saved it
>9/11 happened because of Israel or something and...Mudslimes did nothing wrong
>check your privilege

>>65805459
Forgot about the atomic bombings.

>>65805459
Go back to /pol/, triggered loser

>>65807920
>>>/reddit/

>>65805242
>Gaulois fighting dem Romans
>Centuries of mad banter with britbongs, kings n shiet edition.
>Lord and savior Jeanne d'Arc
>We wuz glorious Empire and shiet
>WW1 & WW2, fall of France
>colonialism is wrong
>Algeria independence + De Gaulle

That's about it.

>>65808066
Also black soldiers from the colonies saved you in both world wars.

>>65808200
>saved
They were there, but they were not the most of our troops.
So "saved" is a pretty big word.

Romans
Kaisers
NAZIS
NAZIS
NAZIS
Nazis were German though
First victim etc
STILL MORE NAZIS
EU

>>65808248
We have a song dedicated to them too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrrxub-3f5Q

WE WUZ RZECZPOSPOLITA
Swedes fuck us
Remove kebab from Vienna
Germany and Russia fuck us
Napoleon frees us
Russia fucks us
We revolt
Russia fucks us
We revolt again
Russia fucks us
WWI
We free naow
Remove Ivan from premises
Pilsudski and...
Well, you know what happens next
Endure half a century of robbery, murder, rape, and enslavement at the hands of our wonderful neighbors
Finally become free again
Except we're now poor crappy bydlo shithole thanks to our wonderful neighbors
Fuck

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1. chronologically, usually

2. yes, except for topics of slavery and killing all those indians, which we generally feel bad about

3. favorite topics are the process the lead to the country's independence, WWII, WWI, greeks and romans, civil war, ancient civilizations, current events
least favorite topics: vietnam war (which we "neither won nor lost" haha), aztec/maya/inca civilizations, africa

4. on par with the other main disciplines like english, math, and sciences

We're taught about the Romans, and then the Normans.

That's about it unless you chose to study a history GCSE.

>>65805242
Murica opened second front during WW2 when we already won

>>65805459

nice memes.

>>65809221
Hmmm yes Stalin wasn't whining for us to do it.

>>65805242

>Roman Empire (so far, so good)
>Fall of the Empire, get christ-cucked and then invaded by germanic barbarians
>Then get invaded by moors
>La Reconquista
>Spanish Empire
>The Inquisition (the real state-sec kind of inquisition, not the meme all anglos learn about as part of pop culture)
>Spain gets gold from the Americas, loads of inflation happen because of that. Tfw you cant into economy
>Armada Invencible (topkek)
>War of Sucession (get cucked by british and french)
>Independence War (get cucked by Napoleon)
>Guerras Carlistas (some guys wanted to make other fellow king of spain). Also, loads of revolutions, civil unrest and sheit
>Spanish- American War (get cucked by the US. Definitive downfall of the Empire)
>Muh anarchism, muh political instability
>Second Republic
>Civil War (get cucked by fascists. The only Spain-involved war in the last 100 year's won by spaniards, tho)
>Francoist Spain (everything is shit, except for the economy, which ends up recovering. Not thanks to the fascists, tho)
>Democracy in 1975. Maybe we can into first world
>Present day Spain. Maybe we cant. Nevermind

Basically, a collection of crisis, defeats, melancholy and the feeling that this country has never really changed at all

>>65808456

Although poor poland has had it worse, I'm afraid