Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>65804593
Merci, F-kun.

こんにちは。

>>65804593
How are Japanese mannered so good? Are they nurtured this way?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475792396083.webm

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>>65804593
乙

What is up my dudes

>>65804837
Nihonjins and nihonjin-esque discussions, mostly.

>>65804593
Bonjor.
Merci, Mr.The F.

How can you guys not like ryan boundless, he's a top bloke

>>65804707
おはよう。こんにちは。こんばんは。

>>65804707
マカロニ茹でてるの?

>>65804707
Mi amigo

>>65805068
オラ!
>>65805097
いやいや、イタリアじゃないです
>>65805159
私のともだち!

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>>65804718
your people queue up well too.

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Let us become comfy together. What are you listening to this evening?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVj6hNr6iiw

Meeting a Japanese girl tonight for language practice

What should I discuss with her to keep the conversation interesting?

>>65807786
how about anime

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>>65807786
>What should I discuss with her to keep the conversation interesting?
You should find out what her hobbies are and do some cursory reading about them, so you aren't completely clueless about 19th century Prussian coinage or whatever strange things she may like.

People who learn languages usually like to travel though. You can exchange stories about cool places you've been to, which can often segue onto a variety of different topics.

>>65807835
I don't really watch anime

>>65807663
I'm listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_zIXpLbN84

>>65807869
how about eroge

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>>65807786

>これが何か「を」知ってますか?
この場合でこの「を」を付けてもいい?
しかも、「を」なしのほうが自然かな?

>>65807906
I'm not a creepy 40 year old white guy

>>65807906
he was surely in this thread

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>>65807874
I don't think I would call that comfy. Isn't it a bit late to be listening to something so exciteable?

>>65807952
you will be

>>65808007
You asked what I was listening to.
If you want something less upbeat, have this song instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzisoU78Hb0

>>65804593
Merci and otsu

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>>65808056
>You asked what I was listening to.
You're right. I guess I just expected you to be listening to something more mellow at such a late hour.

>>65807874
Bretty goode music tb h
you fucking weeb

>>65807949
>これが何か知ってますか?
>これが何かを知ってますか?
どちらも自然。意味もほとんど同じかな…
どっちも"Do you know what this is?"のYes/No questionだけど、Without 「を」の方が、少しだけWhat-questionのような感じがする。With「を」は、刑事がwitnessに質問するような、ちょっと正式な感じがする。

>>65808121
He's awake at 02:22 so he's probably NEET

>>65807786
>discuss with Japanese girl

>>65807861
Thanks. I look forward to discussing Prussian coinage with her.

>>65808317
?

>>65808201
なるほど、教えてくれてありがとう、my friend.

>>65808338
ごめん適当に答えた(´・ω・｀)

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>>65808335
>Thanks. I look forward to discussing Prussian coinage with her.
It was just an example. Perhaps she enjoys sculpting or philately instead. I'm sure you know a little bit about her already to do some research.

A good tip I've found is that if you accidentally do something awkward or drop your spaghetti around girls, just keep going and ignore it, and it makes it less weird.

>>65808382
>philately
There is a specific word for it???
English is hard...(´・ω・｀)

>>65808201
昨今日本語は助詞の省略が激しいわな
入力をめんどくさがり責任もないネット書き込みの影響だわな

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your thoughts on this pick up

>>65808376
>適当に答えた
いいえいいえ、まさか!
完璧なお返事だった、ありがとう。

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>>65808519

アニ

>>65808471
2chのチョンが言いだした「日本女/日本男」とか4chの外人が言いだした「馬鹿外人」は慣れないわ
格助詞は抜いていいが修飾語を抜かれると気持ちが悪い
日本語ネイティブかどうか分かるから面白いけど

>>65807663
How beautiful your favourite music&her voice is!

I'm listening to this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3s1B5B8dk

pray for ameriga http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475800379823.webm

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>>65808709
>How beautiful your favourite music&her voice is!
They put a lot of effort into the tavern songs, I like them a lot.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR3s1B5B8dk [Embed]
Now this is the level of comfy I was hoping for.

>>65808766
RIP Floridians and welcome to the citizens of New Atlantis.

ISは高学歴だそうだ
これは世界大戦まで行くね

>>65808692
馬鹿外人の語呂の悪さは異常。
ハラキリ並みに外人の使う日本語感が出るが、キモイからほんと6文字で略語を作るなという。

>>65808865
>tavern
what's difference between tavern and pub?same?
by the way,' taberna ' is Italian tavern.
in Japanese, taberna=「 Don't eat!」
so,I feel funny when I heard this word. kek

>>65809176
taverna*

>>65809024
元イラクのお偉いさん達がブレインらしいからね

>>65809176
you don't use the word tavern when referring to modern pubs
usually a word used in historical and fantasy contexts

「馬鹿外人」は滞日時に外人に日本人が言ったのを、外人が根に持って広めたんだろ

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さすが日本。。。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0&list=RDd9TpRfDdyU0#t=14

>>65809274
oh,I got it.
thank you so much.

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>>65809176
>what's difference between tavern and pub?same?
It's the same thing these days. "Pub" is short for "public house" and random people used to come in and drink alcohol there. Taverns used to cater to richer people, and often members of the public couldn't just wander in. These days they're more or less the same thing, although "tavern" is a bit more archaic sounding.

I always wanted to go to a squishy Japanese izakaya. Those are like pubs mixed with restaurants, right?

アニ

I love Japan!

>>65809262
自分は詳しくはないがシリア反体制派に明らかに米英イスラエル関係が関与している
アサド側の仕業に見せかけて幼児虐殺したりほんと犯罪だった
ISもそのけがあるのでロシアが血管ブチキレる勢いになったのは理解出来る

>>65809353
'Zaka' in 'Izakaya' is 'sake'.
It's a place for people to compete who gets drunk fast and speak ill of others who are not present.

>>65809306
PPAP!

>>65809578
I have an pen

>>65809639
I have a apple

>>65809531
Sounds a lot like a British pub, except you speak ill of others who are actually present instead.

>>65809353
I see .
thank you so much!
>Those are like pubs mixed with restaurants, right?
pub+restaurant -cue or darts=izakaya desu.
cute poster! please come to Izakaya in Japan oneday!

反吐が出るんだよ。あのヤーコウのタコ踊りの動画だろう

ただのYouTubeの動画が代理店が入った仕様になっている
新規の韓流だろう

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I have heard KFC is a nice restaurant in Japan and people go to it for Christmas. Is this true?

>>65809692
yeah,Izakaya is similar to pub.
but,more food, no cue desu.

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Japs?

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>>65809732
I probably will one day. I don't really like big cities, but I want to visit Hokkaido in winter, since I like snow and the countryside. Sapporo even has a snow festival every year.

Unfortunately, Japan is pretty far away. They should have put it a bit closer.

>>65809883
Sitting in an izakaya on a cold snowy winter day in Sapporo sounds like heaven desu.

>>65809819
>people go to it for Christmas. Is this true?
yes kek
Turkey meat is not popular in Japan
so,we eat chicken instead of turkey in Christmas.

>>65809819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atpWrNHYbUo

>>65809883
>Japan is pretty far away. They should have put it a bit closer.
yeah…It's takes about 12~14 hours from here to UK by airplane.
I'm always thinking about it.
>will one day
I will help you in this thread when you come to Japan.
Hokkaido is nice place to sightseeing!
I like Hokkaido too desu<3

>>65809819
Yes
Having KFC and Christmas cake is our custom in the day

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>>65809978
>sitting in an izakaya in midwinter, huddled shoulder-to-shoulder with a bunch of nihonjins, eating tiny pieces of yakitori chicken on sticks
They just don't know how good they have it.

>>65809353
But you can order food at a pub m8. Izakaya is just a Japanese pub (though I'm not sure if they traditionally have guest rooms).

>>65809531
Do izakaya have guest rooms? Did they used to?

>>65809732
I've never been to a pub with a dartboard or billiards table.

t. I like izakaya and I like the pub

>>65810312
>But you can order food at a pub m8.
Not in all pubs, some only sell snacks like crisps and pork scratchings. As I understand it, all izakaya offer hot food.

>>65809819
>nice restaurant
Not really.

>people go to it for Christmas
Yes, but it's far from ubiquitous. Plenty of people don't celebrate Christmas at all, and plenty of people don't live anywhere near a KFC anyway.

>>65810364
That sounds like a bar/club.
Here it wouldn't be called a pub unless it at the very least sells schnitties and hot chips (although I guess the traditional distinguisher is having rooms upstairs).

>>65809306
バカガイジンって思いっきりカタコトだから外人発想だろ

>>65809819
クリスマスにKFCが大安売りしてるから
日本ではKFC自体が人気ない

KONICHIWA

>>65809819
Yes.
Every year I buy some piece of fried chicken there on Christmas.

>>65810502
こんにちは

>>65810312
>I've never been to a pub with a dartboard or billiards table.
are you sure you've been to a pub before m8

were there at least a few fruities around

>>65810502
こんにちは。

>>65810502
KONNICHIWAAAAAA!!!

>>65809819
>nice restaurant
a cheep chicken shop

>people go to it for Christmas
for Christmas sale
They discount the price during the Christmas.

>>65810521
They mostly only have pokies in shitty suburban pubs and hotels, usually modern buildings too.

I usually drink in the city since it's near uni./work so maybe it's a bit different, but all the places I like are more traditional.

>>65809819
Is there no KFC in America?

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>>65810583
>more traditional
>no dart board, fruities or snooker table

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>>65806638

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【速報】天皇陛下が再びタヌキの論文を書かれる
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20161006-00000096-jij-soci

>>65810673
That's modern rubbish, and especially pokies are for degenerates.

やだこれかわいい
http://comic-walker.com/contents/detail/KDCW_MF00000025010000_68/

>>65810312
I didn't know,Australian pub doesn't have a dartboard or billiards table.

>>65808766
fuck that is scary

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>>65809819
McDonald's is a rival to Kentucky.

>>65810805
Some might have dart-boards, but none of the ones I visit.

>>65810816
どっちも虫の息だからな

>>65809732
>>65809822
Sounds like what we call "bar and grill"

>>65810614
maybe its not a nice restaurant

>>65810749
Cute dog!

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>>65810395
>>nice restaurant
>Not really.

>>65810816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fARyilWa_z8

why does peru hate white people and japs so much?

>>65811029
Because Whites and Japs are the only successful people in Peru.

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>>65811029

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>>65804593
negative rates

>>65810920
>restaurant
lol

>>65810842
>bar and grill
I see.
Can we eat only grilled food there?

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CHIKAN

>>65811173
似てる
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zIQGEK55Y

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>>65811083

>>65811101
No, a bar and grill has a full menu with chefs who make it.

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Can we have more like this? High rise apartments are preferred.

>>65811201
Oh look it's a normal fast food shop wow.

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>>65811240
It's not high rise, but it makes me feel comfy.

>>65811254
>>65811254
It's okay to say "I was wrong" auskun

>>65811286
I was wrong.
Oh look it's normal fast food shop wow
with a bar attached.

It's still fucking KFC

>>65810749
激務の合間にこんなことまで
単純に人として尊敬できるわ

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>>65811322
Why are you mad?

>>65809736
ぺろんな?
http://youtu.be/xdXK2gR-g48

>>65811201
oh I see.
sounds nice!

>>65811376
Because you (profess to) think that KFC is a nice restaurant in Japan.
Nobody thinks this.
The whole reason the bar has novelty value is because KFC is fast food shit.

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>>65811430
hmm?

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>>65811441

>>65811405
Yea, I like them. It has a certain environment that's nice.

>>65811353
激務なんですか

>>65804593
Everyone but me gotta learn

>>65811505
you're a paedo

>>65809819
Yes.
I buy some foods there on Christmas every year.
When I was a child about 35 years ago,
McDonald's and KFC were expensive and rare foods.
I feel common foods for those now
But, I go to both shops a few times a year.

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>>65811430
To be fair, I bet KFC is nice in Japan.

My local one has scary people in it and doesn't smell very nice. Most locals avoid it.

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>>65811430
kek you're so fucking buttdevastated

white knighting japs until the end of time

>>65811567
>KFC in Japan isn't better than elsewhere
>white knighting

>>65811353
本当に感服する
そしてタヌキ想像以上にもふもふ

>>65811454
But really, I was intentionally being misleading. I have a KFC in my own neighborhood.

That KFC was specifically designed as an upscale one, called Route 25, but I think it closed down.

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>>65811580
Shhhhh, there's no need to be upset

>>65811604
I know it's not a normal restaurant. It probably closed down because "upscale" design doesn't change the fact that it's fast-food fried chicken.

Maybe it would have done better if they hadn't put it in Shimokita though.

>>65811492
横ですが
TVでよく見る公務に加えて、宗教的な行事が沢山。
陛下は神道の長ですから。
毎日、日本の為に祈ってくださっているらしい。

>>65811586
まずその髭をそりなよ

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>>65811279
Here you go.

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>>65811626
Plans for Friday night?

>>65811640
「満州事変に始まる歴史」の贖罪の祈りですか

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>>65811655
Stop, or a group of girls will hold you down and do this to you.

>>65811636
They had other things on the menu though that you wouldn't find at KFC, and also the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpLxKBxK1CQ

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>>65811702

No!, I speak the best English.

>>65812076
ノーアイスピークザベストイングリッシュ

>>65812076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXTrAemySeI

Hello
Please show me the spiciest JP memes

>>65812237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E00Zuayv9Q

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>>65812237
Pantuya is a meme in this thread
as you know

>>65812237
Herro (meme)
but, I speak the best English.

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how smelly are Japanese women's feet?

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>>65812237
ぱよぱよちーん/payo-payo-chiiiin
http://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/%E3%81%B1%E3%82%88%E3%81%B1%E3%82%88%E3%81%A1%E3%83%BC%E3%82%93

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkHp7enFJU&

>>65812395
Please don't post gross pictures, this thread is a gross-free-zone.

>>65812133
waoh, yuuaa za besuto ingurissyu supeekaa.

>>65812553
atari mae desyo
ai kyan supiiku tyoberigu ingurissyu

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>>65810702
>>65806638

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>>65812512

don't her feet turn you on?

>>65813052
No dude. They're feet.

>>65813052
I don't really like feet but also as far as feet go those are gross.

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>>65812237
this guy

>>65813077
This

I don't get it, feet are nasty. Only the most perfect feet are tolerable.

Guys: stop wearing sandals/flip-flopd

>>65811240
[transformer buzzing intensifies]

I've been here for week and two days and im leaving this 11st, i have no fucking clue of japanese and im having a blast.
They are so well mannered, its incredible.

>>65813753
did you get laid?

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>ヤンデレ日本人彼女がいないという気持ち

>>65813779
How can one get laid without speaking japanese? Ofc i didnt.

>>65813818
It's easier to get laid if you can't speak the language than if you can.

>>65813818
you're doing it wrong

>>65813818
You still have three days.
Experience Japanese sex.
We don't have sex as often as we should, but it doesn't mean we are bad at it.

>>65813832
てんけいてき

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>>65813913
>We don't have sex as often as we should, but it doesn't mean we are bad at it.
my sides, good one anon.

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See! delicious food,Australians

>>65812378
yuor enlgsih ins't bteter tahn mnie

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>>65813996
such small portions

お前ら、合体しようぜ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRuNHWyy5Zo

>>65814050
糖尿病が美味しい

>>65814146
But you're shitskin, you won't even get laid in your own country.

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>>65814198
Newfag?

Do you know of my plan?

>>65813832
How so? Do i even wanna know?

>>65811492
国事行為と皇室祭祀(祭日に行われる)とご公務の3つが陛下のお仕事
半日、正座して国民の幸せをお祈りされることも

>>65813913
Teach me Senpai, im in shinjuku right now.

>>65814299
Go 'Seventh Heaven' in Roppongi.
http://www.seventh-heaven.com/english.html
This is a safe and legal club that expat bankers and financiers frequent.
Talk to staff or customers there and ask where you can have real sex.

>>65814249
If you can't communicate properly, then creepy autist antics can be attributed to language barrier rather than creepy autism, and become endearing rather than repulsive.

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This guy comes to your country and starts fucking with your Imperial Palace.

What do you do?

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what is the average monthly wage in sapporo?

こんにちぱ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ

>>65814477
雑コラ祭
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyzdSPwM758

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>computer desperately needs a restart
>forced to update if I restart

>>65814577
>240p
Why do japs produce such low-quality video content nowadays?
Where are your superior 4k VCR SOSONY technology?

>>65814627
>computer desperately needs an update
>forced to restart if I update

>>65814627
>using windows
forever americuck

>>65814649
scratch below the surface and you realize most japs are stuck in the stone age, shit most high school students don't even know how to use a computer

>>65814627
>平成28年
>Windowsを使ってる

>>65814649
No kidding. Nico Nico Douga is pretty much all low-resolution shit.

>>65814688
>businesses still use fax machines

>>65814663
>>computer desperately needs an update

>>65814665
>>65814720
I kno I kno

>>65814781
>According to a report published by the Bank of Korea on May 14, 2008, investigating 41 countries, there were 5,586 companies older than 200 years. Of these, 3,146 are in Japan, 837 in Germany, 222 in the Netherlands, and 196 in France.
>A nationwide Japanese survey counted more than 21,000 companies older than 100 years as of September 30, 2009.

We value tradition and history and we don't like changes.

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>>65814955
This is EXACTLY why your country is dying and economy has been stagnant for 20 years, dumb jap

>>65814955
>tradition
Well, you guys gave up your cell phones for those touchscreen pieces of shit from Apple.

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>>65814955
Here, take my business card.

>>65814955
fax machines aren't traditional m8

>>65815014
Galapagos phones are still around at least

>year 2050
>japs left fax machines and swithed to iphones with iMessage for business correspondence

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>>65815088
>but we japanese are proud of our cultural traditions!

fucking kek, japs get so butthurt when someone criticizes japan

>>65814246
この文章でofっているの?
誰か教えて

>>65814955
Japan has a reputation for traditional culture and advanced technology. Do you think the latter part is not so true?

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>>65815176
of/about either one is needed, both make sense, dumb jap

>>65815176
>do you know my plan?
>私の計画が分かってるの?

>do you know of my plan?
>私の計画を知ってるの?

多分。

>>65815324
おまえ、ひょっとして英語ペラペラじゃね?

>>65815354
英語は母国語だよ。

>>65815382
うん、そうだと思った。国旗的に

>>65804593
Started Japanese course a month ago, what am I in for?

>>65815430
A lot of weeaboos

>>65815430
>France
>Japanese course
Doesn't your country have an abnormally high percentage of weeaboos? Yeah, enjoy dealing with them.

>>65815430
weeb

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>>65815227
China and Korea cannot make products without Japanese industry materials and machines.

>>65815461
Most of our machinery is American though.

>>65815437
Actually the rate was pretty low, like less than a quarter on a sample of 15 student, rest is mostly in for the challenge and the promised trip at the end of the year, I know because the teacher asked individually why each took this course

It's pretty slow though, took us 8 hours to learn all hiragana, how to present ourselves, ask questions and some subtilities

>>65815527
That's what I told my parents and I'm a mega weeaboo, don't believe them.

Do you drink the fluid after eating your instant ramen?

>>65815557
I do. I'ts super spicy and hot in both ways.
I'm not a waste guy you know.

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やむを得ない

>>65815557
もったいない!

>>65807952
>nigger detected

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>>65815005
We chose our low unemployment over high growth.
Very few people have the experience of being unable to afford food, medicine, and clothing in Japan.

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>>65815557
>instant ramen
get in

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>>65815514
>Korea
import from Japan > export to Japan

>>65815582
>super spicy
that's the problem, it's like you're eating some concentrated chemical concoction

>>65815640
Who cares about your shittyislands? They export to the whole fucking world.

>>65815165
it's not criticism that upsets us.
it's stupid judgments based on shallow understanding.

昨日ジムに行った
今日の朝立ちは強すぎる

>>65815514
Lol sometimes I think you guys constantly lurk this thread without posting

>>65815721
Why do you think that Japan is this special snowflake country that no person could ever understand or criticize unless that person is Japanese?
Fuck off m8 your country is objectively fucked up in many ways and it doesn't take a scientist to see that

>>65815751
運動は鬱を悪化させることがあるから気をつけなさい

>>65815662
I wanted to say that China and Korea cannot export their products without importing Japanese industrial materials and machines.

>>65815227
I don't know. But technology today is so advanced that the R&D cost for advanced technology is bigger than ever. Japan's economy is large enough to invest for potentials and its market is large enough to absorb the costs.

>>65815557
>fluid
you mean 'soup'?

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Why do tuhus say 三倍アイスクリーム so much?

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>>65815804
>no person could ever understand or criticize unless that person is Japanese
Wow, you stretched the argument to extreme.

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>>65815807
sauce?

>>65815764
or should I say sneakily

>>65815857
I wouldn't call it a soup

>>65815278
>>65815324
なるほど
どうも

>>65815922
Then 'broth' maybe?
I wouldn't call it 'fluid' though.

Liquid is called brotch or boullion

Calling it soup is fine, the liquid is soup, if you take the extra stuff out like noodles or meat, it is still soup

>inb4 stupid americans

>>65815938
>>65815955
>>65815981
I would say "broth" myself.

>>65815896
横からだが、運動で鬱が改善するのはセロトニンが増えるせい
運動が激し過ぎると逆に脳がセロトニンを減少させて鬱が悪化する
疲弊するほどの運動は逆効果

>>65816019
broth becomes soup once it's prepared

>>65815430
A bunch of weeaboos and a slow as fuck learning pace

>>65816061
>slow as fuck learning pace
This. What is it with language courses?

>>65816028
>激しい運動から始めると、ストレスに対する抵抗から、逆に精神疲労を悪化させる場合があるためです。

勉強になりますた(´・ω・｀)

>>65816072
Language classes have to appeal to the slowest student in the class, which then slows everything down for people who actually want to learn and aren't there because it's a requirement, or in the case of Japanese, to pretend they're living in some high school anime.

>>65816061
>>65816072
I've heard it usually feels really slow at first but it gets so fast as it gets more advanced.

アニ

Any update on gaijin who brought a bomb into a bank in Shibuya today?

>>65816134
キ

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>japanese """"anonymous"""" imageboards dont' even have https encryption
>russian knockoff "2ch" board is 10 years younger, but has more posts per hour than all japanese '''imageboards''' combined
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>65816134
ータ

>>65816156
>男は事情聴取に対し、「安倍総理のナンバー2から指示を受けたのでかばんを置いた」などと話しているということです。

あーあ安倍ちゃんやっちまったな。これは失脚まったなしですわ

>>65816072
>>65816106
>>65816124
My opinion is that in most language classes, most people aren't extremely passionate or don't realize that they are going to have to put in a lot of work outside of class reading and immersing in the language. There is no way you could get proficient in a language just by turning up to the classes. So I think the beginner language courses cater for this.
In more advanced classes, most people would either be passionate about the language (and read/use it a lot in their free time), or already realize that they need to put in the work to get anywhere, so more advanced classes can probably go at a faster pace.

>>65816237
パヨクがまた一段と支持率を落とすとしか思えないが

>japanese (((anonymous imageboard)))

>>65816237
白人だと確信出来るのが不思議だねw

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>>65816309
>meme parentheses

早めに出て蚊に刺されるか中でバスを待って退屈で死を迎えるか
毎度迷い毎度悔やむ

>>65816363
>little white guy 3: JEWED

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>>65815176

>>65815896
I see a penis

>>65816473
>Pareidolia (/pærᵻˈdoʊliə/ parr-i-doh-lee-ə) is a psychological phenomenon involving a stimulus (an image or a sound) wherein the mind perceives a familiar pattern of something where none actually exists.
>Common examples are perceived images of animals, faces, or objects in cloud formations, the man in the moon, the moon rabbit, and hidden messages within recorded music played in reverse or at higher- or lower-than-normal speeds.

>familiar pattern

>>65816473
F-san no ochinchin

>>65816400
中で何か面白いことすればいいじゃない

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the english teacher hath returned

>>65816602
ないよ!

>>65816413
なるほどんぶり

昨日、このスレでオネエ様から明日は寒くなるから気をつけなさいって言われていたのに、
まんまと風邪ひいたorz最近、寒暖差が酷いね

>>65816647
What are you doing in Campoochia? Do you work for food?

>>65816647
Just for a few minutes while the bus takes me home

>>65816701
>オネエ様
オカマ?

>>65816748
うわ久しぶりな気がする
いよいよ来月だな

>>65816791
そうなんだ
俺らは間も無く忠実を報われるんだよ

>>65816762
語尾が「だわ…」「なのね…」「かしら」のanon
お姉様(マダム)なのか、オネエ様なのかは分からない

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>>65816724
saving money for retirement

>>65816748
kek can't afford the train?

>>65816901
The bus is more expensive than the train silly willy

>>65816860
なんかgen7は微妙な感じ
モクローはかわいいけど
でもメガガルーラが弱くなれば文句は言わない

>>65816872
マダムはここにはいない
ただのおばさんだけ

>>65816947
おい
メガガルーラに関しては黙れ

>>65816976
そう言えばメガガル使ってたな穴マン
まあいいや俺のガブリアスが第一線でずっと活躍出来てるならそれでいい

失望させられた
https://youtu.be/vwwvTIoOrzU

>>65816400
秋の夕方の田舎道での蚊の刺され方は死人が出るレベル

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用務員さんはいつも私のスレッドを削除する。

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>>65817199

一週間が終わったぁぁぁぁああああああああああああああ

>>65817263
しかも3連休だぞー

>>65817274
ンギモヂィィイイィッ

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>>65817263
いいよ やっと週末が来たよね

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>>65817321

>>65817329
予定は無いんだけどね………

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>>65817270
2chとfutabaでペペのこと知ってるかな?

>>65817329
>いいよ
I think that sounds cute as well

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週末といえばみんなリア充の振りしてカキコを控える

>>65817329
週末は異教徒を殴るボランティア活動に勤しむの?

>>65817358
彼女と出かけたらどう?

私たちは新しいスレッドを必要としています

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>>65817388
やつらは自閉症児なので海外のサイトには出向かないよ

>>65817402
本当のリア充なら今の時間一番書き込まない

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>>65817413
別に ただ日曜日にミサに行くつもりだけだ

>>65817472
かっぱ寿司のスレあるのww