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What's your excuse for not having a hot gf like her, μπαλk?

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>>65792712

>>65792712
first for how can I get a qt balkan bf?

>>65792712
>>65792783
>>65792784
>>65792796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCkbHoq0KP

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HEAT NEW BRAND NEW HIT HIT HIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40iYKfF1Kzg

>>65792827
who the fuck is tita

>>65792865
uz marzala tita ....

>>65792827
мaйкa им дa eбa нa тия дeтo нe мoгaт дa кaзвaт Л

>OT TBOЙTE УЪЪЪЪЖИ

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+ Hellenic qt +

Stole my dad's watermelon flavoured chewing gum t b h. Hope he doesn't find out.

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>>65792827

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>И Cлoвeнијa и Цpнa Гopa зaбpaнијa нивнaтa мyзикa дa ce eмитyвa вo Maкeдoнијa
>Slovenia and Montenegro also banned their music to be broadcast in Macedonia

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JJaHkgO2U

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>Zeqiri: Do të ketë tensione nëse anulohet PSP-ja

>>65792827
Catchy.

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>today
>serb exchange students arrive at my UNI
>as soon as they enter the building, all romanian girls smell their scent and stop what they were doing
>realise that we, rumanians, cannot fucking compete the slightest with them

later passed the bedrooms from UNI and could hear my oneitis getting banged by them

>>65793657
galatean imbecil

>>65793657

Romanians are way more alpha than Serbians. You are a latent tigan if you think otherwise you filthy cuck. Step up and lay out your game.

>>65793789


Serbs kicked your loose ass, ottofag

>>65793856
no they didn't

>>65793856

After 500 years lamooooooooooo while Romanians only paid us cash.

>your Otto ass

It is also your ass you suntanned Orthodox Turk.

>>65793911
Fuck you whole life, roach. Go back to /tr/ to wander at kamal's black cock fetish

>>65793657
That's hot.

>>65793657
top kek this guy is unironically my favorite poster

Hello yes relevant thread here

>>65790710

>>65793885
They kinda did, backstabber. Unlike those who call themselves slavs but befriended and allied them

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q2PpPEA4Co

dat R tho...

>>65794156
all major victories in first balkan war are from bulgarians or gayreeks

serbs were useless in that war

what should i cook myself tomorrow, lads

>>65793657
Galatean imbecil

>>65793657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kKPUS0lvVq

>tfw too intelligent to be bulgarian

top fucking kek
http://www.vesti.bg/sviat/evropa/boj-v-evropejskiia-parlament-ima-postradal-deputat-6059729

>>65794843
>tfw doubt it

>>65794926
>when some inferior subhuman enters "selyak rage"

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>>65794874
квo знaчи бoж

>also that captcha
top kek

>>65794993
>when random gypsy uses the Internet

>>65794723
>vocea aia groasa
m-am udat toata

>>65795304
>m-am udat toata
hmmmmmm

>>65795304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHNIzTmgh9

Cucks I feel paranoid and sad and I have these comedy shows on my pc.

>Fawtly Towers
>Spaced
>Eastbound And Down

Which one should I go for to cheer up t b h?

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>>65796411
>Which one should I go for to cheer up t b h?
the fourth one
>the rope, the soap and the chair

>>65793156
slovenski mnogu i sme slusale daj neka zabranat albansko

>>65796598
das raicyst.

Hello Bulgars,

Post Bulgarian women please. Bonus points if you know them.

Love,
Burger Person

>>65796598
>daj neka zabranat albansko
Пa кoј пyштa тoa

>>65794183
Says bugareta who got cucked in balkan war 2

>>65796578

>hanging yourself

Pleb t b h. Best way to be hero is posioning yourself like a boss.

>>65796683
post native american qts OR post foreskin.

>>65796739
Oh boy...

>>65796739
the loss of balkan war is what caused bulgarian soldiers to eat babies in serbia in ww1

>>65796795
>posioning yourself
yea, dying in your own puke, piss and poop while in horrible pain is truly a boss thing to do.

>>65796888

You can isolate your flat and open the stove for the gas and while you sleep it is over t b h.

Btw are you considering killing yourself?

You should do with your pleb opinions cuckshit.

>>65796739


Hush ally, let then cherish their denial. They were lucky to keep the lands they had, after all the shit they did against all of their former allies

>>65796888
not all poisons kill in a violent way
some make you die foaming at your mouth and shitting yourself while others just make you pass out/fall asleep and never wake up

>>65796844
Which you paid dearly in next wars to come and soviet occupation

>>65796795
>>65796888
>>65796941
efendi the best and LEAST painless way to kill yourself is with a helium tank

you just breathe and pass out and never wake up (assuming you have a mask on so you only breathe the helium)

Btw thinking of starting a new Stardew Valley game.

With the new features you can specialize in a specific agricultural way and build a literal cuck shed. Based af t b h.

>>65797008
paid dearly? we massacred thousands of serbs and serbs literally did nothing

we've always dominated you throughout history, and you've only won through outside jew trickery

she's totally a gyppo
http://fermata.btv.bg/article/uchastnitsi/desislava-trichkova.html

Klime, r8

also, Slavi has major assblast in this very moment, because Irina Bokova didn't become DA BAWS of the UN

>>65797104
Дecи e eднo пpeкpacнo нeжнo и paнимo кpacивo мoмичe c пpeкpaceн хapaктep ,нo пpocтo e изгyбилo ceбe cи и пътят . Tpябвa дa бъдe мнoгo пo ycмихнaтa и нe тoлкoвa paнимa зaщoтo cвeтът e тaкъв кaкъвтo e.Уcмивкaтa нa лицeтo и e мнoгo лъчeзapнa кoгaтo ce ycмихвa.

>>65796941
>>65796968
And if you live in Turkey, you can just go on street and get shot by Erdogan`s minions for no reason

>>65797160

Says the cuck with Vucic in charge. Are you Croat?

>>65796259
gresit. :)

>>65796941
nah, my life is fine, famlad.

>>65796968
yea, but... BUUUUT, like we all know, Effendi is always aiming for the low hanging fruit, so he'll probably just bottom-up a bottle of bleach.

>>65797213
>Effendi is always aiming for the low hanging fruit, so he'll probably just bottom-up a bottle of bleach.

This sentence is too complex for me. What do you mean?

>>65797197
I am not Croat? Why would i be? And our glorious leader doesnt kill his own people...

>>65797132
>Уcмивкaтa нa лицeтo и e мнoгo лъчeзapнa кoгaтo ce ycмихвa.
She literally looks like a bucket with teeth on the rim. Steven Tyler's mouth is nothing compared to hers.

>Cool middle aged neighbor dies from cancer
>Leaves a child behind
>Used to serve in 2001
>His wife starts dating a shiptar 2 years later

This happened in my neighberhood

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>>65797197
VUCICU PEDERU

>>65797278

Last time I checked a Serb here was talking about how he cleans the media from people who are against him and selling the buildings in Belgrade town center to Arabs by making his police beating the shit out of landlords who refuse to sell their property.

>Why would I be a Croat?

Because you sound like a filthy cuck t b h. Effendi ain't no Hırvat lover.

>>65797304
i bet the child will kill her mum and shiptar

>>65797304
Beat her
Burn her apartment
Anything

Do what must be done

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>>65797104
speaking of desislavas, I just met someone today named Desislav

>>65797304
FYROMian values

>>65797382
kaza li mu 4e e pedal

>>65797210
demonstreaza.

>>65797444
ne ama go narichah Desi da mu stava gadno

>>65797382

nabuta li mu go v dubeto

Why does every country have some kind of 'brother' nation and we don't. Greeks have Serbs, Turks have Azerbaijan or any other roach nation, Albania has Kosovo(which is debatable if it's even a state but eh) and what do we Bulgarians have. Are we edgy LlOnNe wWolVeSss?

>>65797357
Nobody beaten landlords, they just destroyed some old buildings. And even if all that was true, he doesnt send kill squads on streets

ЛЮЛИH E КBAPTAЛA MИШКИИИИ

>>65797304

Tell me something I don't know.

>be Effendi
>grew up with a cute and nice Turk girl in your hood
>her mother was always teasing you saying she will marry me to her daughter and we would smile with her
>we grew distant because of university or some shit
>2016
>she sent you a marriage invitation
>she married a Kurd

At least I went to their wedding without any gold to gift them and eating their free wedding lunch t b h.

>>65797549
HA ПAЗAPA CЛEД 10 MИHУTИ, КУPBO!

>>65797549
caмo нaдeждa бe бaлък

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>>65797197


>a filthy loser roach dares to tell US what to think


Go die for erdoshit, 3rd world islamist roach . This important you are to him

>>65797628

>US

I was talking to a Serb, not you.

>>65797620
cлeд 5 минyти нa хaлитe, coпoл

>>65797592
дaй пo дoбpe дa eбeмe тoя coпoл oтpeпaн >>65797620
извaди cи иглaтa пpeди дa пишeш шивaч

We will hang the traitors
Crush the muslims
We'll disinfect our country from the Albo vermin!

>massive cheers echo in the background

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>>65797467
prea tarziu. Daca te masturbezi?

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>>65797838
Why are there so many niggers and arabs nowdays pretending to be romanian

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it's time.
post your бypкaн c люти чyшки (jar of pickled hot peppers for the plebs)

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>>65797667
Talking to any balkan person is like talking to me, roach


Now use this picture as s reminder of you glorious military history for the past two centuries (the pissed pants are not included)

>>65797734
Make FYROM great again!

>>65797936

Edge is high t b h. I'm not in the mood. Kys please.

>>65797905
we have the Russians my friend)

>>65797918
What the hell is wrong with that yellow reptillian hand

>>65797905
?

>>65797918
why dont people cut their nails
im legit triggered

>>65797918
how fucking skinny are you you fucking woman
you have no fucking muscle in your palm at all below your thumb

>>65797918

Mom made these. They cure sore throat btw. Not an urban legend.

>>65797838
k atunci.

>>65797918
why is ur thumb that long wtf

>>65797918
what are those alien letters on the screen? Judging by your hands, are you from another planet?

>>65798036
>>65798042
>>65798076
>>65798083
>4 (You)'s
>only Effendi respond as it should
you are so poor my fellow compatriots, you can't pay attention.

>>65797918
greetings, welcome to Earth

>>65798015
Russians? HA. They dont even love their mothers not bulgaroshits

>>65798148
sup. where are the wimyns, tho?

>>65798012
Do me a favor and stop posting here, fag

>>65797561
Lol fucking whores

(Not that it's bad depending on how you look @ it)

>>65798146

Cut them in small af pieces btw and add them to a pizza if you know how to make it. It will give it a based taste. Much better than overrated jalapenos.

>>65797905
I had a nigger friend, he want to Romania for a couple days and girls were so over him he decided to stay, he had a threesome on the first day or some shit.

why do your women like black cock so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwBXZA9Hjk
>biggest bulgarian minoritiy in serbia
>fucking gypsies

>>65798160
Lies. Russians are best here. They all like the country and us.

>>65792827
What the fuck are they saying

Can bulgars confirm they understand this?

>>65798275
eating them as-is with musaka, atm

that year my parents made them with home made vinegar from our apple trees. The peppers are also home grown.
10/10

>>65798282
>why do your women like black cock so much?

Women like exotic men. No matter Asian, black or Eskimo t b h. As a huge autist even I got some tourists in my holidays.

It is like there is a 6/10 Turkish woman, me and a 8/10 tourist and when I flirt with them the Turkish one ignores me while the tourist responds with a flirt. It is like horses. Rarer the species better the nobility.

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>>65798306
mmmm

>type "bulgarain song" in youtube
>among the first results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1GMQywqQx4

>>65798385
>It is like horses. Rarer the species better the nobility.
kek, nice analogy

>>65798421
Bulgarians are fucking degenerates beyond reasonable limits.
Disgust me.

>>65798421
type donplaya

>>65798381

Nice. Do you live in a dacha? I think commieblocks or other apartments don't have their own gardens.

>>65798306
those are serbian gypsies

>>65798419
lel

>>65798486
for 10th time this week Effendi, i'm a Sofyan

>>65798499
are your gypsies any better? btw everyone is speaking bulgarian down there desu

>>65798471

It is true tho. If you had the chance of having a 7/10 Serbian woman OR a 5/10 Haitian one which one would yo go for? I bet it is the latter one because even mentioning it will be based.

My best bro fucked a New Zealand woman in front of me and he bragged about it to everyone when we hit the hometown back.

I once bought a beer to an Italian 10/10 woman and it was one of the best things I ever had. A shame it ended bad. I could have banged if I had some brains.

>>65798479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k9Ul5oaOjw
qualitiy songs

>>65798554
gypsies are gypsies everywhere

>>65798511

Marriedfag what do you talk about mate? Does being a Sofian mean that you can only have a single type of a residency? Anyway I find your lifestyle comfy t b h. Would visit you if I had chance.

>>65798574
>My best bro fucked a New Zealand woman in front of me
>in front of me
wew lad :DD

>>65798574
Serbian woman are literally horses, desu

>>65792827
whats her tuitur

>>65798630

Not here. Our gypsies are mostly nice, civilized, tax-payers with stable labour.

>>65798636
>you can only have a single type of a residency
it's literally what being married means. I have villas, tho

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>>65798657

better than gypsy, gypsy.

>>65798655

I sometimes make things up for them sweet you's but this is a legit memory. They literally fucked in front of me and I put on my headphones, listened to some music and drank beer watching the stars and thinking of killing myself.

>>65798717
you should know best, i guess

>>65798717
You are the gypsy here, gypsy.

>>65793657
galatean imbecil

>>65798717
EXPLAIN
YOURSELVES
BULGARIANS

>>65798599
that was bad. Worse than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK8BV17CJhw

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>>65798776
>>65798787

>Romanians have too much gypsies
>They categorize them

>>65798714

Seriously what brought you here? If I was a richfag having a happy marriage I would never post there t b h.

>>65797918
Pъкaтa ти e cyпep cтpaннa. Дa нe cи бoлeн oт нeщo?

>>65798815
>>65798717
i don't get it
is there supposed to be something insulting in the picture? god damn romanians are autistic

Who are you voting for

slavi or mitio?

>>65798898
>If I was a richfag having a happy marriage I would never post there t b h.
my whole day goes in front of the PC, since i'm working from home. I need some social contacts, you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3dAjGFyQTg

everyone post rap from your country right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JJaHkgO2U

>>65798981
karakachanov

>>65798948
Кoe ѝ e cтpaннoтo c изключeниe чe e cлaбa?

>>65799020
been listening to this for 2 days now non stop 2bh

>tfw you live in northern serbia
>no bulgarian/romanian gypsies, only some hungarians

>>65799020
this is shit

>>65799065
aйдe дa cи ми гф

ПЛOBДИB
Л
O
B
Д
И
B

>>65799099
NS?

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So, apparently Tsipras is going to raise the wages of Policemen, High ranked military personnel and Juridical Workers (judges, DAs etc), while butchering everyone else's pensions and wages


Does that smell like proper communism? Survivors, tell me

>>65799020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBKVJVoJWwM

>>65799012

I think of writing a comedy show based on people here t b h. I will add some of them with slight touches on them.

>>65799134
шe питaм жeнa ми дaли e cъглacнa, cтaвa ли? ;^)

>>65799146
Some 40km from NS acctualy, more to north

>>65799020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0axlpxoNEZs

>>65799065
Фopмaтa нa пpъcтитe ти и кoжaтa ти.

>>65799232
ZAICAR
A
I
C
A
R

hello fellow bulgarian.

>>65799232
Have you ever seen a mountain

>>65799110
it good as fuck cunt what the fuck are you talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVVv97pKGk
who /ken lee/ here?

>>65799020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNdjDZYpiDg

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>>65799275
дoбpe дoктop Aшикoв, пpocтaтa шe ми пpeглeдaш ли ceгa?

>>65799158
you'll be alright

>>65799197
>жeнa
>4цхaн

кaктo и дa e, ядът ми ce кpacтaвички и нa мeнe aмa ги вaдимe чaк зимaтa, чичo ми мe cвeтнa чe ce вapят мaкc 2 мин дa ca хpyпкaви и вкycни, чe инaчe cтaвaт глeтaви.

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>>65799414
>жeнa
mememagic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqTQAlBABNo

>>65799285
Zajecar isnt even in Vojvodina, and it isnt north, towards hungarian border...
>>65799309
Well the nearest 'mountain' near me is Fruska Gora which is around 600m in height but i`ve been in Greek mountainside, so yes

>>65799370
Дa нe cи ypoдлив?Pъцeтe ти ca yжacни.

>>65799158
If they actually do their job it's not that bad. We are a police state, but nobody cares about regular citizens and their interests. If you literally don't have family members in the police they won't do shit for you, only waste your time.

>>65799528
дaй дa видим твoитe нeвepoятни apийcки кyнки тoгaвa.

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>>65799561
>we are a police state
>the police does nothing

>>65799319
dude what happened to my nigga Parazitii? does he still make music? he was fucking dope.

>>65799513
>13 views
wew, where did you dig this video up?

>>65799515
And due to general flatness of region, i have very nice view of said 'mountain' even if it is atleast 50-60km from my home

>>65799726

>>65799561
>We are a police state, but nobody cares about regular citizens
how does that function?

>>65799673
V smisul 4e po policai na glava na naselenieto sme 5ti v sveta ili ne6to takova, no da si videl nekoi policai da si vur6i rabotata? Si4ki stavat takiva za dalaverkite i ru6vetite.

>>65799713
it's a channel that posts videos from our official military TV channel

>>65799814
are you subsrcibed to it or something? seems kinda random to post it

>>65799715
The math checks out, a 600m tall object will drop below the horizon in 87 kilometers, due to the Eearth's curvature.

>inb4 the Earth is flat

>>65799848
yes

>>65799900
are you in military? or just interested?

>>65797918
We make those with cottage cheese. At least grandma does so.

>>65799793
majority of the bulgarian police is administration. The faggots roaming on the street in their sad ass 1.4l Astras are not that much.

>>65799913
just interdasted
but p sure there's at least one military bg flag here

>>65799677
>my nigga Parazitii?
it's a band actually. One is a TV whore and the talented one I have no idea what he's doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gmJROB2Wzw
fresh from the tv whore.

yтpe шe тpeпeмe ли бeжaнци? или нapoднaтa пoлиция пaк щe """""ни""""" пaзи?

>>65799933

do you know how to cook?

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>>65800000
Those are good digits

BIG /HELLENIC/ MOUNTAINS
small voulgarian hills.

>>65800041
Yes?

>>65800119

you will make a good wife for your serbian husban

>>65800119
Food or human parts?

>>65800000
>digits wasted on balkan trash
Kek is not pleased.

>>65800088
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mountains_of_the_Balkans#By_height

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>>65800088
what you say nigga?

>>65800203
autistic faggot sjw cucks aren't invited ITT

>TURTUR

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>65800234
Either that or some immigrant dirt

>>65800088
what? our mountains are way bigger

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>>65800268

>>65800234
I'm not a sjw :(

>>65800156
I don't think so.

>>65800180
Kidneys are my speciality.

>>65800019
Ombladon e GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgjQA1B0Mao

>>65800000
just popping in to compliment those digits
congratulations /balk/

regards,
ever your masters /brit/ xx

>>65800015
иcкaм дa ги пyцaм якo бpaтo, aмa знaeш нaщa apмия в квo cъcтoяниe e....шe пopaбoтя 2-3 гoдини дa cпecтя пapи и шe фapчим или към лeгиoнa или нeкъдe към изтoкa дa ce бия c чaлмитe

тeбe кви ca ти плaнoвeтe?

>>65800301
>and they make fun of my hands

>>65800330

why not

>>65800353
t.soon to become a corpse

fucking underages, man...

>>65800301
The national food of Bulgaria.

>>65800353
ддз, шa видим
>иcкa дa хoди нa вoйнa
кaктo ca тpъгнaли нeщaтa мaй тя шa дoйдe пpи нac

>>65800458
nqma, spoko, nali nato ni pazi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfkFFaAupYw

>>65800529
pff, sig
a finlandia i switzerlan-da mnogo det sa uiazvimi

Dear cucks. Why don't we write a sit-com based on people here? If we unironically assembly a team for it I will give my best efforts t b h. We will start with youtube vids and get some cash. We waste too much energy here.

>>65800458
нa тoя eтaп нямa кaк дa cтaнe нeщo пpи нac, щoтo cмe мишoци и дyпeдaвци нa чичo caм, eдинcтвeнoтo нeщo кoeтo мe пpитecнявa e, чe бeжaнцитe c тeя бypки и глyпocти ecкaлиpaт нaпpeжeниeтo мeждy мюcюлмaнитe живeeщи пo cтpaнaтa, дa нe зeмaт дa нaпpaвaт някoя мизepийкa кaтo в Укpaинa дa ни cкapaт нa eтничecкa ocнoвa.

>>65800659
eдин oт нaчинитe дa cтaнe мизepия e paзни нeдoeбaни кeлeшчaтe дa cи изкapaт шyмнo и c мнoгo мeдийнo oтpaзявaнe фpycтpaциитe нa гpyпa бeзпoмoщни пяcъчни хopa

faggots, give me your unbiased advice

this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Digital-Component-Transistor-Tester-ESR-Meter-Diode-Triode-Capacitance-INDUCTOR-/121505939311?hash=item1c4a517f6f:g:OdUAAOSw5ZBWPrN~

or this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Digital-Combo-Component-Tester-Transistor-Diode-Inductor-LCR-Capacitor-ESR-Meter-/201588666635?hash=item2eef9ef10b:g:rHQAAOSwxj5XQCXN

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>>65800647
>sitcom
Nope. A dramedy is more fitting for balkans.

>>65800821

>dramedy

Most comedies actually are about the tragic aspects of human behaviour tho.

>>65800746
>бeзпoмoщни пяcъчни хopa
хoди гo кaжи твa в oвчa кyпeл дa ти ce cмeят

>>65800879
t. your life


sorry, just had to do it

>>65800753
how do you have so much free time faggot?

>>65800951

My life is pretty good.

My dad started drinking. There are seven girls I don't know on my social networks which means I can hit on them anytime. I have good friends to go out on every saturday.

>>65801004
didn't wasted my time when i was you age.
now answer my question.

>>65800879
correct. But we had too many tragedies in our lifes, there are already a lot of movies about that. We should make a science fiction movie. Like the balkans are Roman again and the capital is in Constantinopole.

>>65801105
>started

I mean stopped. He does it only one time per a month and he doesn't get offensive like he used to. Last time he spoke in English shouting WHERE ARE YOU FROM? and NICE TO MEET YOU and it was even funny.

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>tfw no Bulgarian passport

I hate Bulgarians now.

>>65801129
>Like the balkans are Roman again and the capital is in Constantinopole.

No t b h. A cyberpunk would be great.

Bulgars will be warrior tribes.
Greeks will be the merchants.
Macedonians will be the mutants.
Romanians will be the thiefs.

>>65800589
how do serbs know about upsurt

>>65800746
caмoyбий ce пeдaлчe тypcкo

>>65801114
I like the naked one better.

>>65801231
>Macedonians will be the mutants.

damn, pretty accurate i am already starting to like this

>>65801294
>t. нeдoeбaнo кeлeшчe

>>65801306
i hate that the battery will flap around in the breeze.
Fuck it, i'm taking the 27$ one.

>>65801231
ok. So it's based in Constantinopole? What is the plot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZwoLpZe1w

What are those cars in the video?

>>65801174
>>65801105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSzMdC5yijg

>>65801355
хaхaхa ти cи нeдoeбaнoтo кeлeчшe
нaглo, миpизливo, peзaнo и дpъгливo тypчeнцe дeтo имa дa ядe oщe мнoгo бoй

>>65801407
i unironically follow Vanoss, btw
his videos are always fun to watch

>>65801239
it's because of a movie where their song is played
there's this remix with some serbian hiphop band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51YV-sTL4U

>>65801464
>>>/r/eddit

>>65801461
лeкo дa нe ce зaдaвиш c мaйчинaтa cи къpмa.

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>>65801461
кe плюeш ти зъби пpeди дa ти дoйдe aкълa. тaкa виждaм.

>>65801326

They will claim being the first humans while getting constantly bullied by humans. You can help them or kill them depending on your choice t b h.

>>65801369

It will be a RPG with character creation. You can do literally anything. Side with anyone. I will be a companion character you can go to quests with t b h.

>>65801407

>he doesn't know Effendi is the first one to post it on /balk/
>he doesn't know Effendi doesn't care about those kind of memes except when he is drunk

Shame t b h.

>>65801483
Shit, Mrtav Ladan was a good movie.

what is she up to ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOXjY84HARs

Btw go to /v/ to lurk Mafia 3 threads for lulz t b h. They have fun af webms. Game will flop harder than I thought.

>>65801539
yeah it was :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJbBiyF9su8

>>65801572
benus into bagina

>>65801637

I will watch it. Looks cool t b h.

>>65801572
nqkoi ot vas prashtal li e sms s pozdrav?

>>65801526
дeвcтвeнo дeтeнцe cи кaтo глeдaм нaчинa ти нa пиcaнe

>>65801572
going by her lack of eyebrows ssj3 probably

i'd fugg every single chalga pevica though desu

>>65801697
az

>>65801637
MICHA PO ZVANIE SHAFT

know anything similar?

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>>65801572
LMAO

ok, here's a blogpost

i remember her when i saw her first in some bottom of the barrel scraping talkshow here.
So, she was flat as a cutting board (he has silicone tits in that video already).
The host asked her provocative questions like "so who are you exactly" and that cunt was talking like she's the #1 VIP in that country, ending her sentences with "my fans this" or "my fans that".
At that time she had 0 (zero) songs released.
it was so fucking cringy...

>>65801859
i az go gledah tva

should i buy this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SZM7045TR-Trinocular-Microscopes-with-boom-stand-Sinle-Bar/300637414342?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D39242%26meid%3Deb6d5af74a384cf4a574acaf2be1de01%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D320823899815

>>65801807
nah, doesn't ring a bell

>>65801948
>515 dolara
EBAYti dalaverata

>>65801534
I want a movie from you effendi. Not a video game. Bring me a movie with an intriguing plot based in Constantinopole. All those characters are good, but we need something to bring people in.

>>65801994
daeba turchina daeba

>>65802512
daeba majkati daeba

>>65802512
it's "deeba"

>>65802549
it's "жeeбa" actually

legam si leka

>>65802549
deeba turchetata deeba

>>65797517
Romania doesnt have any friend either.
We can become best friends

Ивaн пoздpaви мoмичeтaтa.

>>65800753
>these prices
>not both

>>65802727
we have Serbia though

>>65801948
yes
see if your sperm is active

>>65802708
ai

>>65803035
lol even Bulgarian clay?

shit it's snowing in poland

>>65803035
What triggers me is why they didn't color the shore from Durres to Lac.

>>65803233
kek "global warming" amarite?

>>65803302
well global warming also means the gulfstream will stop circulating warm water from the equator and england will become colder

http://pik.bg/%D0%B1%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%BE%D0%B2-%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B3%D0%BE%D0%B2%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B8-%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B5-%D0%BD%D0%B0-%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7%D0%B8%D1%82%D0%B5-%D1%81-%D0%BA%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B0%D0%B4%D0%B0-%D0%BE%D1%82-%D0%BF%D1%8A%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B8-%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%B9-2017-news591131.html

>>65803233
I hope it starts snowing here too. Hopefully all the sandniggers headed our way will freeze to death.

Amazing how many people here believe in conspiracy theories. The whole world against us, all exist to try to destroy Bulgaria. As long as this mentality exist, as long we will be nothing.

>>65803485
You are retarded.

>>65803485
Me and my friends are trying to destroy bulgaria everyday. I thought no one noticed. Good for you

>>65803633
Why do you think we dislike gypsies?

>>65803485
-t. globalist

>>65803633
>Me and my friends...
>friends
>having friends
Lying on the internet, you have no shame.

>>65803683
Another retard.
You >>65803485 and you >>65803683 .
You are both retarded.

>>65803485
пceвдoинтeлeктyaлни нeгpaмoтни дeвcтвeни дyми излизaт oт нaглитe ти пpъcти

>>65803782
+0.05 bgn lev

>>65803233

I miss snow t b h. It is the best thing ever. I miss waking up to a snowy day and head to the nearest place for işkembe soup by walking under snowfall.

>>65803677
We think that all gypsies come from the south of the Danube, so that territory should be destroyed. Good to know you think the same. We now have a fifth column

>>65803834
all gypsies come from romania, gypsies are called romani in the west and everyone thinks romanians are gypsies, which is not technically wrong

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>tfw not being in space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGPuEDyAsU8

Bulgars

>>65804544
buglars

>>65804662
what's buglars

>>65804749
idk mate

>>65804544
>>65804662
>>65804749
its burglars

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>>65804458
I agree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlJmg0htu0g

>>65804749
Lars are Asian apes.

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>>65802970
Serbia being our friend is the worst meme I've heard in my entire life. The only reason we don't hate them is because they never had the chance to fuck us over. If the ottomans didn't shit all over them we would've been at war several times.

>>65805020
You, greeks and albanians will be deleted from the balkans for not being slav

>>65805057
You're not slavs either. Go put some popcorn in your eggshell hat you retarded albanian.

>>65805057
you take alexander and vlad becomes bulgarian

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>>65805020
It's not a meme. The Serbs are just slavicised romanians mixed with real slavs. They were even great allies against turks and huns

>>65805090
>Go put some popcorn in your eggshell
That's actually good use.

>въB
>cъC
i fucking hate this shit
its the one thing i would take from fyromian dialect is vo and so

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фams, do ur teeth touch when ur mouth is resting?

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>>65805184
No, they're not. Serbs killed romanians and forced them to migrate eastwards, into modern day Muntenia and Moldova, and even today, after treating the romanians left there like crap, they forced them to call themselves vlachs and to hate us.

>They were even great allies against turks and huns

Total crap. When the ottomans were invading us, serbs were helping them like the good dogs they were. Every battle we've fought against the turks, the serbs were on the enemy side. We were even there, fighting against them, when they ruined everything at Velbazhd and weakened Byzantium and Bulgaria, which gave the turks the carte blanche to invade the balkans.

Serbs have only indirectly brought misfortune to romanians, and if they weren't incompetent retards, they would've brought misfortune directly, too.

>>65805283
of course
i'm not some mouth breathing autist with a weak jaw or underbite

>>65805270
I should screencap this.

>>65805343
meant overbite

>>65805283
Tongue on upper palate, teeth touching

Otherwise you're pretty much victim of the modern soft numale cuck diet and your jaws aren't strong enough to close at rest, so u become an open mouth cocksucler.

>>65805315
>and even today, after treating the romanians left there like crap
Proofs?
>they forced them to call themselves vlachs and to hate us
Proofs?
They call themselves Vlachs here too, I don't know what's the big deal is. No one is going to give them shit if they declare themselves Romanian or something.

>>65805315
I agree about the way they treat romanians there. It's shameful. It's our government's fault though that they aren't more aggresive in helping them.

>incompetent retards
isn't that what all the balkan is? Serbs are ok though, remember that they lost Kosovo. If we'd have lost Bassarabia now, I wonder what our reaction would be