/sino/ 中文串 / 中文顶

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臺灣偺!!!!

>>65792500

pollution general, nice

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>>65792572
i mean 讚!!!!!!!!!

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A CHING CHONH PING PONG HERRO THERE

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>>65792572
>>65792611
你也還不習慣打中文, 對不對?

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>>65792647

>>65792500
Isn't that skirt too short for a schoolgirl?

>>65792773
oh, you saved it

>>65791736
>Dunning-Kruger?
..? 我不知道那是什麼

>another general to filter

>>65792802
You'd have a perpetual boner if you knew what the girls around here wear.

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>>65792802
That's Taiwan for ya.

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>>65792888

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>>65792896
Most girls wear stuff like this >>65792611
and pic related. Short skirts aren't too common where I live I guess.

>>65793043
那你住在哪裡?

>>65793076
加利福尼亞州

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>>65793043
This is completely fine around here. Anyway, the girl in OP doesn't have that short of a skirt, she lifted it a bit over her waist for some reason (probably to show her legs)

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https://youtu.be/HlmNYL50PkE

>>65793422
你去過廣州嗎?

>>65793726
2015我廣州去了

just pulled this sentence out of me arse does it even make sense

>>65793995
It does makes sense even thought the syntax is wrong.
Do you know Guangzhou is the Chinese San Fransisco?

>>65794246
SF as in it's gay as fucc?

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>>65794305
That's right, and expensive too live in as well.

>>65794428
Yeah it's pretty expensive I guess, but it's a tier-1 so whaddaya expect.
When I visited in 2015 my friend still lived in this semi-outskirt of GZ where all the scummy poor guest workers live.
Never felt so threatened in China, they probably would have legit killed me if I went there alone...I could see it in their EYES.

>>65792500
Does anyone here work professionally in China as an expat for a transnational company? I've been thinking about taking Mandarin in Uni just to have the resume boost

>>65794568
Muzzies from Gansu or something?
>>65794569
Do it, but don't get your hopes too much if your aim is to do well in the suit and tie business.

>>65792500
Hot

>>65792647
>DPP
>saving Taiwan

LMAO

>>65795784
教授晚上好!

>>65794569
No but I can tell you that you should stick to tier 1 cities for work. Visiting the small rural places is cool though.

400,000 foreigners do it. I'd assume you could as well

>>65795863
>*associate 教授

>>65796018
副教授.
He is lucky to have missed out on the Sunflower Protest and Taiwanese presidential election threads on /pol/. He would have raged like there was no tomorrow.

How do people in Taiwan deal with Hurricanes?

>>65796591
They rejoice over getting a day off and sleep all day. Or they drink beer, really comfy. I know a Taiwanese who has a father working for the electricity company and she gets pretty angry at people celebrating the coming fo another typhoon holiday.

I got hit by Sudelor when I was in Taiwan. The place got rekt, but the emergency services seemed to know what they were doing. The rooftop of the house next to mine ended up on the street, but it was cleaned up soon.

>>65796591
I heard they are used to typhoons and people who live in dangerous areas evacuate to safe zones in advance.

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为什么视窗只让我打字’嗨‘这样?我很讨厌这!
hai

>>65798420
可愛

>>65798420
嗨
我的視窗沒有這個問題

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>>65798514
>可愛

>>65792500
>>65798120

微软吔屎啦!

>>65798950
微軟屎也 for maximum pretense.
>>65798576
It is just normal in China to be a race realist. Deal with it.

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>>65798572
If you're going to post it in every thread anyway, here's a neater version that also saves 4chan some bandwidth

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>>65799667
Thanks. But you are right, it has gotten stale already. It's a child's disease. With more threads, more pasta will come so I don't have to post the same over and over.

同志们好

>>65796107
>going to /pol/

Jesus christ

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>>65800042
Don't use that name in vain.

>>65796018
>>65796107
>le if you think DPP isn't a savior then you support KMT

Good meme my yellowfever friends

Hello, I am a Lebanese man who is Christian

How do I score with Asian puxxi?

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>>65800125
>in vain

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>>65800042
>not going on /pol/

>>65800161
wow a Phoenician :^)

>>65800042
/pol/ is always right, you know.

>>65800161
By visiting a brothel.
>>65800145
>Le 'I am against either party, I am so enlightened and above it all' meme.

>>65800246
My ancestors are proud Maronites who resisted Islam

Salam. And no, I am not Muslim for saying that.

>>65800281
What about normal girls? My penis is not circumsized

>>65800281
>By visiting a brothel.

>>65798576

>>65800478
Normal girls? Just find one on the interbutts looking for a language buddy. That's usually an euphemism for something else.
>>65800518
辛苦你了,Jean-Mouloud.

>>65800161
Some guy in the ASEAN thread went to Malaysia and Indonesia and scored mad pucci as a sandnigger, just pretend your muslim and learn a few Q*ran phrases

>>65800600
I do not want to betray my proud ancestry by tahiya

大家挽安
明天再聊!
>>65800850
You can also pretend to be from Southern Europe.

>>65801037
I am a proud Maronite. I am going to convert chinese puxxi to my faith

>>65801090
just informed ISIS nigga u dead

>>65801151
Let me die a martyr then.

ALLAHU AKBAR!!

>>65801090
I don't know about the UK but my city has quite a few Chinese Churches. Plus it's not like there aren't Catholics in China.

There are so many churches in Taiwan, how much could you score if you just went in there and acted the part.
I could be their fucking white messiah.
Body and blood of Christ, body being my cock and blood the jizz they're gonna swallow of course.
Sucking dick behind the altar as indulgence.

>>65801230
Maronites are Catholics. The new pope sucks ass

>>65801429
Taiwan is mostly Buddhists and Taoist and shit.

China is where Christianity grows. I hope it won't be krazy kults or else we would lose any allies for the great crusade against Islam

>>65801540
IDK but I've seen lots of Churches in Taiwan.
Only ever been to the cathedral in Guangzhou (not even sure it's an active church any longer) but the yard was full of niggers.

>>65801429
They are not idiots you know
Also Taiwan is very big on confucian revival with their confucian academies and stuff, it's not as simple as "pro-west"

>>65801619
Ok, as long as it isn't cults like Eastern Lightning or some weirdass shit they will make good allies for the crusade

>>65801785
They have Japanese new religions like soko gakkai as wel.

>>65798420
W8.1 here, no such "problems" lol

>>65799898
首长好

>>65805096
同志们辛苦了

>>65805394
为人民服务

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Why don't you go on a romantic date with a nice Chinese girl, anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJAl5Exskiw

>>65800281
>you have to support only one of two parties

>>65801230
been going to church my whole life, live in auckland, never tried going to an asian one. I'd feel super awkward about it (yeah I know christians are supposed to be welcoming and all that but you know...)

>>65808346
hook me up with one, I'm in the GTA

>>65808346
I don't live in China so I'm stuck just talking to qts on wechat

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>>65792500
separating separator

>going through spoonfed chinese sentence
>一只 is used with 小狗 and 一条 is used with just 狗
>oh okay it's probably just like one for small animals and the other for bigger animals
>Keep going
>suddenly 一只大狗
为什么 WHY CHINESE PEOPLE

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>>65811131

>>65792500
do girls actually wear skirts like that in school? if so how the fuck are guys supposed to be able to pay attention to the teacher in class

>>65811174
it's even worse than I thought

>>65811270
the zulu language maybe have more one hundred names for cattle

>>65811296
more than*

>>65805602
also, do you know any book like that pic related of english by english for english, i want to bring muh english skill further

>>65811296
ところで日本語出来る?
それとも串使ってるだけ?

>>65811390
i'm a native chink who got ip banned
maybe i should consider go namefagging

>>65811410
Oh I knew you were chinese I just was wondering if you were actually living in Japan, sorry

>>65811440
've never been abroad

打嘎猴!

>>65792500
POST MORE THIGHS

FUCK OFF FOOT, ASS, AND BOOB FAGS, LEGS ARE TOP TIER

>>65811131
匹 is easy, camel, horses donkey but not goat or lamb
头 for cow and goat lamb sheep buffalo
条 for fish snake centipede
只 for everything else bird, ants, monkeys, cats (dogs can be 条 as well but not cats)

>>65792500
“徟”英文怎么说?

>>65811927
never heard of it

>>65812026
The word is in all of my dictionaries but there isn't a definition. Weird.

>>65811927
pedestrial

>>65812050
行走的样子

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This girl blocked me on QQ because I was being perverted.

I am so sad. She was my archery buddy (used to be my teacher but I surpassed her within a year (could shoot more accurately than her with a broken hand)).

>>65812078

sounds like you got friend-zoned pham

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>>65813025
Definitely not. She keeps pictures of me saved on her cell phone. I only know this because she inadvertently showed me her camera uploads after I asked if she had pics of us shooting arrows together from last year. You should have seen how embarrassed and quick she was to retract away the phone when she realized her mistake. .

>>65813182

well you got blocked, so it's over famalam

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I play women like I play Blackjack.

With 99%.99 perfect strategy and .01% margin of error.

>>65813712
and still not beating the house?

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Can you count down 34 hands with 100% accuracy within a 1.5 second delay after each hand.

Starting on the 35th hand, I start losing focus and make gross errors.

>>65813712
>99%.99

>>65813712
it works 60% of the time, all the time

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Threadly reminder traditional characters are a thing of the past

为什么中国人叫我们战斗民族还是毛子

>>65814335
战斗民族是爱称(
毛子是谑称
顺便请问俄罗斯人民怎么称呼中国人

>>65814458
我想毛子指俄东正教士。
我们用与斜眼有关系的词

>>65814335
Russians are the first white people whom Chinese came into contact with in large scale. By saying "in large scale", I mean not take sporadic interactions with the missionaries before Russians into account. Since the most distinctive feature of whites from Asians is their thick body hair, you guys got the name "毛子".

Also considering your ability of fighting bears with bare hands, it's plain to see why you are called "战斗民族" which literally means "Battle nation"

整串下來沒有一個台灣人

Is 串 a legit word for a forum thread? Kinda makes sense

hello

>>65815030
i don't think so
but a string in computer is a 串

>>65811669
Asian legs are irresistible

>>65815030
>>65815083
placing a series of reply box in a column is the exact definition of "串" in Chinese. Can't be more legit.

>>65814673
>with in large scale. By saying "in large scale"
那回回们呢

>>65815282
俄罗斯人来之前, 回回们身上的毛早就没了 →_→

>>65808346
Because I am already taken.
早安大家!
你們這個週末打算做什麼?

>>65810283
>tfw I go to the Orthodox Church
>no asian qts there
Kill meeeeee

I wanna take a cute chinese christian girl to church

>>65816054
Churches just seem to be matchmaking places these days. Perhaps that's what they've always been.
>>65815263
The character seems to describe what we have here just by its shape. I didn't like it at first, but it seems fitting now.

>>65816195
I read an article in some christian internet publication once where they lamented that church boys were always too afraid to ask out church girls

>>65816054
gotta go evangelical man, the two big pentecostal denominations in particular are making huge headway with chinese. (apostolic and aog). also roman catholic church is pretty big in korea

>>65815934
我要參加一個LAN-party,我很期待

>>65816054
>I wanna take a cute chinese christian girl to church
My gf grew up next to a church, it's right next to her parents' house

>>65816318
LAN party? 你們要玩什麼遊戲.

我今天晚上去中國餐廳吃晚飯, 明天也會. 希望吃納多的味精不殺我.

Such a useless language

>>65816195
Not mine it seems.

>>65816302
My uni's Christian Union is Evangelical. I am a member of it. Mostly white girls tho. I am afraid they will kick me out if I say I go to an Orthodox Church to worship. So I tell them a half truth that I worship at "St xXx_xXx" which is an Anglican Church which the Orthodox also use.

Koreans are either Protestant or Catholic. But they both probably don't really have any strict denominational line as it would be more of "which shirt I wear" kinda thing.

>>65816318
Probably one of those Evangelical ones I suppose.

同時在花蓮
appledaily.com.tw /realtimenews/article/life/20161007/963754/

>>65816589
>implying

>>65816589
>>65817371
He was obviously talking about Cantonese.

>>65817400
>hk resident talking about cantonese being useless

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>>65817481
It was of jokes, looks like it didn't work.

>>65817540
>一斤45新台币

>>65816522
>你們要玩什麼遊戲
大部分是比較老的遊戲, Quake 3, Age of empires 2, 這樣

>>65816608
Maybe so, I've never actually entered that church. I'm not religious myself *tips*, so it doesn't interest me. All I know is that she's not catholic.

>>65817572
哪裡奇怪? 台灣香蕉從這個照片拍的起貴了很多。

>>65817614
>AOE2
您爱用中国么

>>65817644
是么... 我去台湾的时候是冬天香蕉不多 但记得一盒切好的莲雾掂起来也快一斤的样子才50NTD(还附赠梅粉

>>65792896
what

>>65817713
台灣人很看重時令, 我春天的時候因為買橘子就被罵了。

>>65817860
说中国话的都看重时令
谁骂你

>>65817885
台灣朋友。 他們說我應該買木瓜,鳳梨。

>>65817614
Very edgy

*tips mitre*

>>65817860
他用嘴你用手,打

>>65817957
沒有人相信你敢打別人,你打飛機而已。

买水果很讲四季的

>>65817713
中國不錯,我喜歡他們的諸葛弩。你呢?

>>65817860
怎麼可能?我住在台灣的那兩年,我都沒有被騙了。

>>65818250
Maybe '罵' is too strong a word. But they certainly told me I made the wrong choice with those oranges. Still they were tasty.

>>65818250
AOE2是我玩的第一款RTS 想想我也有十多年没玩了
还记得当时玩蒙古战役看到制作组把南宋做的那么弱比较生气就不玩了
>inb4 khand
>inb4'b4 五胡乱华

>>65818329
“凶” is a proper word

>>65811879
Wtf. Been speaking Chinese my whole life but didn't know "tiao" can be for dogs. No wonder my Chinese sucks

>>65818383
For what? I know that means famine or doom in 文言文。

>>65818736
狼 also

>>65818800
but 狐狸 is 只

>>65792500
I've visited Sun Yat Sen's tomb on Purple Smoke Mountain in Nanjing. It was pretty cool

>>65818741
for chinese is my mother tongue plus so far you didn't strike me as a faggot and it's unnecessary to be economical with the truth

>>65818847
>紫金山

>>65818847
It was cool. One of the highlights of my China tour. The others went to see some mosque and a statue of the chairman, I refused. The guide actually told me I made the right choice to go to the mausoleum instead.
>>65818852
I mean for what in the sense of what it expresses. Is it a less extreme version of 罵 in modern Chinese?

>>65818383
>「凶」

I thought that specific usage is limited to Cantonese

>>65818939
骂 is a verb
凶 is an adjective/emotion

>>65818988
我懂了,謝謝你。
>>65818967
可能這個美國人來自廣東。

Ni hao. My Hongkonger gf hates Chinese. But, wait Do Mainland Chinese dislike Hongkongers also? She said Taiwanese also hate Mainland Chinese. Is it true?

>>65819177
1 no
2 yes

>>65819177
The Taiwanese I know can get along with Chinese as long as politics aren't brought up.

>>65818988
>>65819102
>>65818852
In cantonese 凶 can be used as a verb for a semi-serious intimidating/ threatening

>>65819177
>Do Mainland Chinese dislike Hongkongers also?
Yes. The most common one is that they considering us having us having an uppity/ sense of superiority over them. Some other thinks that we owe them our life/ thinks that we should be at their mercy

>凶
大概中华民国国语近世受以闽南语为基础的台语影响比较多吧 闽粤离得又进
irl台湾人会不会这么说我不敢肯定 但起码ppt上“凶”还挺常见的

>>65819406
ptt*

>>65819406
>ppt上“凶”还挺常见的
那麼在現實世界兇也應該很常用的詞。

...双十节快到了

>>65819562
中國真有這個節日嗎? 我以為共產黨把慶祝雙雙十為犯罪。

>>65792500
请问荷兰除过英语最热门的外语是什么 德语吗

>>65819627
没有

>>65819627
我国还有五月三十五日
党也要庆祝辛亥革命的

>>65819630
沒錯,德國畢竟是我們最重要的貿易夥伴。

>>65819708
那请问我德语还凑活的话去贵国不学荷兰语只靠英语德语能够过活吗

>>65819769
應該可以,我卻認為你到這個國家搬家的話, 學荷蘭文是道德義務。

>>65819934
的确

>>65819177
Mainline Chinese kinda dislike HK because they can be seen as privileged and arrogant but mainly because HK dislike them and are quite vocal about it. I feel that the majority of negativity comes from HK though and mainly from the younger generation specifically. I think criticizing the CCP is totally fair and deserved but I don't think the hatred toward mainline Chinese people in general is healthy or right.

>>65819979
the younger generation think we are benighted anyway

粤语沙文主义也是个祸端吧
可我还是羡慕岭南的人民们 天生比我这样的北佬多条舌头

please stop conquering us

>>65820233
let us be as one and we will take over the world

the world shall never become one

in a way it already has

>>65820253
please take off the sanctions

to be is not to be

>>65820321
>>65820322
the importance of the freedom of trade is the evidence that the world is converging

>>65820384
Soros pls go.

>>65820384
wew
i'd call that consumer-totalitarianism
and how do you view protectionism anon?

>>65820384
you don't understand. Just.. don't do sanctions. It's bad and it's not what uncle sam teached you.

>>65820443
>>65820468
I am not saying I am for it it is just objective fact that countries depend more on each other than ever before
eroding barriers of the past such as travel language and tariffs, in time, beyond politics, this degeneration will continue, it is the inevitable conclusion

protectionism protects the entity it is good for the survival of the country of course and countries will do everything to protect itself

>>65820543
it is a very powerful tool, i don't agree with it but it's a bit better than killing people
although in terms of material it is a bigger loss

>>65820607
resume the gold standard or any standard that prohibits the fed from issuing its notes so brutally immoderately then we'll talk

>>65820753
gold standard? come on why

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"I started lessons last month but my Chinese is not as good as your German yet" 用中文怎麽説?

上個月我開始了課, 但我的中文是不是你的德文還不好。

>>65820779
for and currency is not money and in taht way you shouldn't consume what you didn't produce
the current monetary policy of states since nixon just won't stick

>>65820862
但我的中文还不是你的德文好
>>65820870
you don't need to peg on gold to do that
just ban buying into futures and predictions

>>65820870
for currency is not money nor wealth and in that way you shouldn't consume what you didn't produce *
you're not qualified to, it's a worldwide legalized crime of pillage and when it blows one day you guys will bring the whole world down and worse will emerge

>>65820955
i don't believe in human nature, that's why we need boundaries and rules isn't it

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>>65820955
謝謝bud

>>65820955
I would go for 沒有 rather than 不是.

>>65821047
seconded

>>65821023
nor gold in this case
gold standard inflates gold instead of money

i don't believe in human nature either nor is the current way of doing finance good but we are all beneficiaries of it a lot more than people give credit for
we didn't cause the euro crises but it revealed a deeper problem in their own system the housing bubble, the badly influence neo-liberalism, the market will fix everything dogma, they've chosen knowing them that they are unsustainable and unrealistic assumptions


>>65821047
i want to retain as much as his words as possible

>>65821268
>>65821011
oops quoted wrong

>>65821268
but you have distorted his words grammatically on the contrary

>>65821268
at least gold is solid and finite while human folly and malice are not

>>65821362
solid and finite for now*
and if you don't hold your gold you don't own it, fuck the endorsement

>>65821362
>>65821472
the thing it represents is not

here is the historic case made simple
i have 100t of gold, i need it to keep 100t worth of money in circulation
suddenly a catastrophe happens and people decide to trade in their money for gold, where does the government if foreign governments ask theirs back

using gold will compound your problems

>>65821566
there does the government go*

>>65821566
>>65821602
too big to fail eh
good deb8 anyway m8
and we'll see

>>65821607
well i am not sure what we are arguing about
but even if us does fall and fail it will fall as it has always fallen

>>65811927
The Hanyu da cidian defines it as "形容行走或波动"

democracy is the worst but the only way
we homo sapiens don't deserve it in any case
let's stop hoping for the illusion and start to take full responsibility of our deeds
but what on earth is an illusion, or future, or "better"?
it's an appalling tergiversation
does it defies understanding

it doesn't need to be anything
it is just the idea of something somewhere that is not what is now and it isn't required it's made for people who need it , those who know what they want can only deal in realistic terms, how much can they get before they can't get anymore, how much it'll cost them and how much can they get away with

>>65815934
我週一,二和三沒有課

週日一些親戚打算來看我,因為他以前們沒去過紐約

are we autists
fuck the memes

>>65822236
I am an autist. I am in the closet about it in real life though.

>>65822374
not being a people person doesn't amount to autism i presume
being a ding an sich is one of the best thing i can fathom
自在 自觉 自为 (自慰也可以

>>65822065
是啊生命的意义就在于没有意义

>>65823332
an inhuman perspective is paradoxical

>>65823372
paradoxes are self-consistent

>>65823423
doesn't make it right

>>65823513

>>65820322

seems my faggotory smothered the thread
and americans are still asleep?

>>65822236
我有亞斯伯格病

What would be the best way to wipe out the chink shits forever?

>>65824093
>Local Asperger Network

>>65824152
kek

>>65792500
Congrats on Chinese Thread
Come say hi to our usual Japanese Thread if you please!
>>65824106>>65824106>>65824106

ばんざい!

>>65823850
Probably most people have classes or work now

>>65824366
日本が好きだ

I want to learn an asian language, could you guys tell me your thoughts on chinese? Did you like learning it, find it useful?

>>65824627
it's muh life

屌你老母你哋幫死仆街 :)

>>65825614
屌又點呀

Hello my fellow sinonese. I am chinese and I look sort of like Anthony Neely. Am I considered handsome?

>>65824627
It's a nice language and you should learn it

Will hans ever stop hating each other and live in harmony one day?

>>65827124
statistically insignificant chance

>>65827124
What you call "Han" was originally thousands upon thousands of different tribes that occupied the region known as China.

For centuries these tribes faught with each other in endless wars, before eventually forming alliances and blocs that eventually become separate kingdoms that fight for dominance over the land. Eventually the Qin, one of these states united the whole of "Han" and the "Han" which was many now become one kingdom.

This is why Hans will never stop hating each other

>>65827608
all hails to 秦始皇

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我愛台灣和中國女孩的腳g

>>65824627
I like learning it a lot and it's useful without a doubt.

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:(

>>65829901
哭完还是会再做傻事 然后再哭
:^)

>>65829901
怎麼了?

>>65830098
>我不知道

妇女。。。

>>65830441
娘们。。。*

>>65824583
I was having a meeting and eating 烤鴨,yumyum.

>>65829901
C U C K E D

>>65831288
Does Chinese have a noun for cucks? I onlt know 戴綠帽子.

>>65831888
it's good enough
everything green can be connected with cuckold inherently

>>65831980
What's the story behind that?

>>65832016
tortoise's shell is usually green
>王八

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>>65792500
does anyone know where I can find resources

>>65832504
What kind of resources are you looking for?

>>65832504
Imperial Japan expat, please invade somewhere else for your resources.

>>65829901

what does it say

>>65832504
Resources for Learning Mandarin:
http://www.learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
http://resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
http://resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
https://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
https://gloss.dliflc.edu
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

Resources for learning Cantonese:
https://guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

Best smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese): https://www.pleco.com/

>>65833404
"I don't know. I want to find a place to cry right now."

>>65833404
fuck yeah i like being pounded by bbc

>>65833404
She does not know and wants to go somewhere to cry.

you are all sound fellows

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>>65833463
>>65833472
你們喝醉了沒?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS5fBQr1vfU

You almost can't tell she isn't a native speaker

>>65833608
没醉过

>>65833616
Let me see how many seconds I can handle this...
0:14
Man, that's awful. Now that we're on-topic. I can't deny I like this Guangzhou tier song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i8aJAv7zOk

Resources for learning idiomatic English grammar and styles pls

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question

do you like smelly Japanese feet?

>>65833753
4chan.org

阿西吧
台湾省人民们好啊
知道这里的天朝人比想象中的还要多啊
还要句子前加大于号到底是干什么用的?

>>65833805
most of you got no legit grammar, let alone style

>>65833867
You even forgot to quote:
>>65833608
You drunk loon.

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>>65833797
不喜歡。
我愛日本女孩的臭脚!!

>>65833903

are you the chink guy who got IP banned?

>>65833962
speaking

>>65792500
Why are Chinese so noisy?
It's like they literally shout at each other

>>65833941
啥?我对这里的规则还不是很熟悉

>>65834035
Because of the gommies. They installed speakers to blast propaganda everywhere. People had to scream to actually here each other. The volume didn't drop after the speakers were removed.
Chinese also like it when places are hot and noisy. It's their idea of fun.

台湾No.1

>>65834086
Two things that apply in real life as well:
1. Don't say too controversial things about the Second Sino-Japanese war.

2. Just say Taiwan and hope no one asks questions, nothing good comes from saying province or independence.

>>65833867
>还要句子前加大于号到底是干什么用的?
针对某一部分内容回复用的

>>65834370
>implying

>>65834401
其他用法就只有等他慢慢去体会啦

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同志们现在都在干蛤呐?

>>65834603
我在喝啤酒, 玩遊戲.

>膜法师
>贴吧梗
>>
高抬贵手

less than 1000 HSK words left and these are starting to feel pretty useless.

>>65834731
The HSK lists are pretty arbitrary anyway.

Basically you can survive on 100 words, HSK2+ are just a money machine.

>>65834603
>同志
当然是在搞基了

>>65834714
>干蛤呐
不如说一股东北味儿

>>65834762
Yeah true, but I feel like I might as well finish at this point. I assume most of them are still fairly common, just not enough so to really feel useful when learning from a vocab list.


Plus if I ever do HSK6 it will be nice to be guaranteed to know all the hanzi and weird business vocab already.

>>65808346
Because i have such little self-esteem and optimism that if a girl were to ever show interest in me, i would think its only so i can be used and thrown away.

>>65834925

>>65736164

>>65834960
The with any list of common characters is that characters are not the same as words
Knowing the character allows you to read it loud, but you still don't know the meaning of the words.
I know there's also words in HSK, but in it's only a small selection of combinations.

>>65835508
She doesn't beat around the bush. Keep her.

>>65834301
>nothing good comes from saying province
To be fair though, even the ROC government considers Taiwan to be a province, albeit a province of the ROC rather than the PRC.

do british people still talk about weathers a lot when they wanna fug?

>>65835607
Yes, but that nuance is not understood by trolls and 50 centers alike. Better to avoid it in order to keep the thread quality high.

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臺獨!!!

>>65835723

theyre gonna be smelly by the end of hte day

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>>65835815
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>>65835069
>傻逼言论
>我怎么这么傻逼
总觉得前后两个“傻逼”有微妙的不同

也许可能是你还不太熟悉洋人们的“撕逼”大环境。
比如说,美国白人中产阶级掏着其他发达国家数倍的人均医疗支出 人均寿命比谁都短的情况下 还会成天喊着“不要给富人加税,谁加谁就是老共”

还有“美国没有输越战,我们只是撤退”,黑命贵诸如此类的低端军史政言论 看多了也会觉得傻逼吧

如果说第二个“傻逼”的意思是翻译过来后觉得自己的遣词造句有些幼稚的话或者说觉得自己的英文应用还不熟练的话,这种情况也是有的

>>65835815
It's Taiwan. You're going to end up smelly no matter what you do in that climate.

>>65835901
愿与您在垃圾信息的大淖中共勉

>>65835964
My gf would wash my pillow literally every day after I left home while I was living there because it would be soaking wet in the morning. Never thought my head could sweat that much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8EKaEI5J-w

你的城市有地鐵嗎?

>>65836233
沒有, 我住的城市太小了。

>>65836233
mind the devil as well as gap

>>65836233
是

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLox3vQyZSQ

>>65836004
>共勉
哈哈 共勉共勉

>>65836233
感覺美國的subway定義好廣泛啊 我們這壹班到兩百多公裏外城市的列車也被叫做subway

Did qin just fully disapear after the fall of the 1st empire .

>>65836548
More or less, but his imperial megalomania survived for more than 2000 years.

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>>65836548
We wuz Qingz and shit nigga I swear to god

>>65836613
I feel bad for the qin dynasty at least some other warring kingdoms survived for longer periods like zhou , wei and han

>>65836894
The Qin deserved to die, totalitarian freaks.
But perhaps all of that is just Han propaganda.

We are autosaging.

I leave the honour of creating the new /sino/ to one if our proxyfriends.

>>65792500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLwoFaODU0

畫 to paint, to draw
畫兒 painting, drawing, picture

according to the book
hua without the erhua means painting as well, right?

>>65837762
Made it myself instead:
>>65839213

>>65839241
oops
just ignore mine >>65839326